" I Wanna Do It With Vegeta"

Written By: Debs-dragon

Disclaimer: I don't own the DBZ gang a rich Japanese man does. I don't own the song "I want to do it with Madonna" it belongs to The Androids.... coincidence ne?

Rating: PG 13

Warnings: Nothing much just some sick attempts at humor and the destruction or improvement of a song depending on which way you look at it.

Notes: Just a little more insane humor that happened to hit me when listening to the radio.

" I Wanna Do It With Vegeta "

March 2003 Debs-dragon

You know Goku's got the body
He really likes to eat and train

[ Camera shot of Goku practicing his moves. He grins and waves at the camera.]

But when he's fighting for the universe
You know he'll just die again
[Goku shrugs his shoulders and continues to train.]

Now Gohan is cute but still a baby
And he talks with a funny voice

[Shot of Gohan whining to Chi Chi that he doesn't want to do any more schoolwork.]

He reminds me of Greg Brady
But when it comes down to the choice

[Gohan scratching his head.... "Who's Greg Brady?"]

I'd love to do it with Vegeta
He's what a Saiya-jin's supposed to be
Oh Vegeta can you do it with me?

[Shot of Vegeta in the gravity machine dressed only in spandex shorts, muscled body sweating as he works out.]

When Piccolo screams it sounds amazing
I like his antennae and his butt

[Piccolo stands and preens, stroking his antennae and wiggling his assets.]

But how could I be with a green guy?
All my friends would think I was a nut.

[Piccolo's antennae stand bolt upright and he stalks off offended.]

I'd rather do it with Vegeta
He's what a Saiya-jin's supposed to be

[Vegeta struts across the floor of the gravity chamber to the door.]

The only man I'll ever need
Vegeta do it with me

[He looks out to see if the coast is clear of Bulma.]

I'd rather do it with Vegeta
He's really got me on my knees

[shot pans to Vegeta disappearing into the shower and shutting the door.]

The only man I'll ever need
Vegeta, do it with me
Oh Vegeta Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Vegeta,

[camera lens begins to fog up with steam...]

I'd really like to be with Raditz
I think he's really really hot

[Raditz appears in the shot, fluffing his hair.]

I wonder if I could get Raditz
To wanna do it with Vegeta
(or maybe not.)

[Raditz gives Vegeta a coy look and blows him a kiss. Vegeta blushes and smirks.]

I'd rather do it with Vegeta
He's really got me on my knees
Oh Vegeta won't you do it with me?

[Vegeta is busy shadow boxing.]

I'd rather do it with Vegeta
He's what a Saiya-jin's supposed to be
Oh Vegeta come and do it with me

[Vegeta picks up a towel and begins to wipe the sweat from his torso.]

I'd rather do it with Vegeta
He's really got me

[Vegeta looks at the camera and winks.]

Have you seen him where he's wearing the
spandex and he's kicking up the dirt?

[Camera pans to where Vegeta is practicing some moves out in the desert somewhere.]

I wanna do it with
Oooo Vegeta [till fade]

[camera stills on Vegeta who is standing sweating. He lifts up the water bottle and pours some over his face, letting the rivulets run down over his well defined pec's, washboard abs to disappear into the hem of the spandex shorts. He gives a last sultry look to the cameras before levitating into the air and flying off.]

~ Fin ~

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