"Vegeta's Nightmare"

Written By: Lauren

Disclaimer: I don't own any dbz properties

Warnings: One shot, Humor, swearing

Rating: PG 13

Authors Notes: Vegeta has woken up to a life he never wanted, what's he going to do?

Vegeta's Nightmare

*~Morning~*

Vegeta opened his eyes to a brand new morning. But when he was fully awake in bed he had realized something was wrong. The room he was in wasn't his, in fact the house wasn't his niether. He looked around for something he would remember, but all he found on the night was a picture of him and Chichi on they're wedding back a 5 years ago.

Vegeta : " Hold the phone O.o This is Katorat's wife I'm not married to her!! I'm married to Bulma? What the hell is going on?"

Chichi is down stairs cooking breakfast.

Chichi : " Vegeta wake up honey breakfast is almost ready!!"

Vegeta : " Is has to be a dream, I'm going to go down stairs and see what's going on."

Vegeta heads down stairs and see's Chichi setting the table.

Chichi : " Good morning honey." walks over to Vegeta and gives him a kiss on the check.

Vegeta : " YUCK DON'T DO THAT IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Chichi : " What does my breathe stink?" checks it.

Chichi : " No it seems fine to me."

Vegeta : " What's going on?"

Chichi : " I cooked you breakfast like I do everymorning, but this morning is specail, so specail I invited Bulma and her boyfriend Goku over for breakfast, and they'll be here soon, so you're going to wait for them to come before we ate."

Vegeta : " WHAT THE HELL KAKOROT IS DATING BULMA????????? I WONT ALLOW THIS!!!!!!!!!"

Chichi : " Vegeta do you have a fever?" checks Vegeta's forehead.

Chichi : " No you feel fine to me. I don't know why you're acting weird, but it better stop or you'll be in big trouble. Got it?"

Vegeta : " Yes."

The doorbell rang.

Chichi : " That's them. Now Vegeta I want you to be good, got it?"

Vegeta : " Yes ma'am."

Chichi answers the door.

Chichi : " Bulma Goku it's so good to see you both again."

Bulma wearing a bussiness suit, and glasses.

Bulma : " It's good to see you too."

Goku wearing his own bussiness suit, short hair, and dorky glasses.

Goku : " Always nice to visit old friends."

Vegeta : O.O" Kakorat in glasses and a bussiness suit?" vegeta couldn't help but to laugh at Goku's look.

Chichi : " Vegeta, what's so funny?"

Vegeta : " The way Kakorat looks!!" Laughs ome more," I always knew you looked bad, but this......This takes the cake!!"Laughs some more.

Chichi : " Don't mind him I don't think he's feeling well."

Vegeta : " I'm feeling fine it's all of you who are acting odd."

Chichi walks up to Vegeta, and grabs him by the collar of his shirt.

Chichi : " What ever you are pulling you better stop it!!"

Vegeta : " Fine whatever."

Chichi : " You've embaressed me long enough."

Bulma : " Did we come at a bad time?"

Chichi : " No. Please stay, I'll get you both some plates."

Bulma and Goku : " Okay."

Chichi put the plates on the table, and everyone sat down and started eating.

Chichi : " So, Bulma how's Capsule Corp.?"

Bulma : " It's doing good. We have a new line of bikes coming out next week."

Chichi : " Sounds great."

Bulma : " I can't wait for them to come out." ^_^

Goku : " So, Chichi Vegeta what's news with you two?"

Bulma : " Yeah that's right. You said on the phone you wanted to tell us something, so what is it?"

Chichi : " Okay I'll tell you. Vegeta and I are going to have our first baby." ^_^

Vegeta : O.O. Almost choked on his bacon.

Goku : " That's great."

Vegeta : " What the I don't believe this!!"

Bulma : " Turns out Goku and I have something to tell you both to."

Chichi : " What is it?"

Goku : " Bulma and I."

Bulma : " Are getting married."

Chichi : " That is so wonderful. Isn't Vegeta?"

Vegeta was still chocking on his bacon, and was now blue in the face.

Vegeta : " Now I know what's going on this is all a weird dream!! I'm not married to you, and we're not having a baby, and you to are not getting married. I'm sure any moment I'm going to wake up in my own home and next to Bulma!"

Chichi grabs a frying pan and hits vegeta with it, several times, and leaving him with large bumps on his head.
Vegeta : " ow." Rubbing his head.

Chichi had broken the frying pan on his head.

Chichi : " Vegeta i don't understand why you are acting like an asshole, but it better quit. You hear me!!!!?"

Vegeta : " I don't have to listen to you, this is only a dream, but I could use some aspirin. Wait you can't feel pain in a dream this isn't a dream it's real. Maybe what has happen to me has all been a dream , and this is my reality."

Chichi : " You've really lost boy." hands him some aspirin.

Vegeta : " I'm sorry. I didn't know I feel like I'm in a weird dream."

Chichi : " It's okay Veggie-chan honey I forgive you."

Goku : " Me too."

Bulma : '' Same here."

Vegeta : " Thank you."

Chichi : " I got an idea let's go out to the living room and kareoke."

All : " That sounds good."

Vegeta : " Hold on I'll be right there. I have to get something I dropped."

Chichi : " Okay."

Chichi, Bulma, and Goku walk into the living room.

Vegeta bends down to get a peice of toast that fell on the floor. When getting up he hit his head hard oon the table, falling unconsious.

Vegeta : " Oww. That hurt!!!"

Vegeta looked around and realized he was in his room at Capsule Corp. and he was in the bed he, and Bulma shared.

Vegeta : " It was a nightmare all along. Good. Bulma wake up it's time for you to fix breakfast."

The women's body turned around to face him. Her face covered by the blanket.

Vegeta pulled the blanket to see her face, it wasn't Bulma it was Chichi.

Chichi : " Good morning Veggie-chan."

Is this really a dream or is it real u be the jugde.

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