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"This is your Life.....Vegeta "Written By: Debs-dragon & SSjMatty Disclaimer: We don't own The DBZ crew a rich Japanese person does. We don't own the T.V. show 'This is your Life' either. We are just borrowing them all and making up our own brand of insane humour. No money being made here, don't sue as neither one of us has anything worthwhile, unless you want my dog. :) Rating: PG 13. Contains some violence and language. Notes: Again Matty and I were conversing and the idea of Vegetas past life being on display came to mind. Soon after this ficcy was born. The corny one liner's you can blame on Matt, the rest you can blame on me >_<
"This is your Life.... Vegeta"
Part 4....... (I think)..... Goku stared at the audience as he waved. "Cool crowd eh Vegeta?" Vegeta slumped in his chair, a look of resignation on his face. Mike continued. "You came to earth to collect the Dragonballs and wish for immortality. However what you didn't expect was the opposition you would face." "Blame that on Radditz." huffed Vegeta. "I told you the truth Vegeta." piped up Radditz. "How was I supposed to know they would get much stronger before you got there." "Some people call it common sense." sneered Vegeta. "Well maybe if you had gotten your so called speedy space ship to move faster you would have got here before they had a chance to improve." "What did you expect me to do? Put it into hyperdrive?" snickered Vegeta. "Maybe warp speed would have done it." Radditz poked his tongue out. "You watch too much Star Trek, the only thing warped here is your mind." spat Vegeta. "Ummm.... Guy's... I hate to interrupt but can we get back to it now? Chi Chi is cooking dinner and I would hate to be late." spoke up Goku. Vegeta waved his hand. "Yeah all right, anything to get this over with so I can get back to my training." "When you finally made it to earth you were met by some of the Z warriors. They were just as determined to stop your little trek as you were to start it. You all headed out into the desert to battle it out. I gather that Goku wasn't on the scene yet." said Mike. "No he was off on vacation." sneered Vegeta "So it was left up to the rest of the pitiful weaklings to defend this mud ball." "I wasn't on vacation Vegeta, I ummm... just hadn't made it back yet that's all." said Goku. "Oi! who are you calling a weakling?" Yamchas voice came through the studio again. "Well you certainly didn't put up much of a fight against the little green guy's now did you?" Vegeta snickered. "Errr... well I didn't realise how good they really were. Had I then the outcome would have been different." Yamcha said. "In any case I really don't like fighting all that much. I would rather settle things by talking not with fighting." "Sissy!" "Who's a sissy?" asked Radditz with interest. Yamcha went quiet. Mike coughed. "Well gentlemen with Goku still on his way back from the next dimension it was left up a select few to try to defend this planet. We have already heard from Yamcha how he was unfortunately disposed of during this fight and now it's time to hear from some of the others. They all had prior engagements so couldn't come into the studio but we have managed to hook up a video link to them. Please watch the large screen to the side. Ladies and gentlemen meet Tien, Chiatzou, Krillin, Gohan, Piccolo and Yajarobi." The large screen flickered into focus and a bunch of
smiling faces appeared. Krillin quickly grabbed the party hat off
his head and tried to look innocent. "Hey there Vegeta." Vegeta just scowled. "Hi guy's." smiled Goku. "Hey Gohan, I thought you were getting Piccolo to help you study?" "Errr thats right dad, Piccolo is helping me, we are studying the effects of mass socialisation and the affects of alcohol on the system." replied Gohan. "Oh okay then. Study hard wont you?" "Yes dad." "So with Goku yet to make his appearance it was you lot that had to hold the fort." continued Mike. "Thats right, Goku is always late. He seems to wait until the last possible moment when doom seems inevitable before he makes his appearance." said Yajarobi. "Funny that." said Tien. "I guess its just a pre requisite of being the almighty saviour." added Piccolo. "Yeah, It seems to me that he needs us lot to wear the bad dudes out a bit before he comes along and finishes them off and takes all the glory." squeaked Chiatzou. "At least I didn't self destruct for nothing." smirked Goku. Chiatzou blushed. "How was I to know that big guy would take more than me to blow him up?" "There.... there Chiatzou. Don't let it worry you. We all know you gave it your best shot." Tien said patting his friends arm comfortingly. Vegeta sat and watched the exchanges with a wry smirk on his face. Radditz perked up at the sight and Frieza shifted further away. "Well you can't talk Tien, why did you keep on blasting away when you knew it was futile? You only served to send yourself on your way." said Goku. "Well someone had to do something. You were still taking your sweet time getting there. besides, what did I have to lose? With Chiatzou gone there wasn't anything left here for me." responded Tien. "Awww isn't that sweet." sighed Bulma. "Yes it sure is." said Radditz. "I wonder if they will let me play too." he thought. Tien, seeing the gleam in Radditz's eye automatically pulled the little emperor closer to him. The look in his three eyes told Radditz to clearly back off, he wasn't about to share. Radditz, not one to be deterred, gave Tien a wink. Krillin piped up. "Well Piccolo died an honourable death." "Yeah he was protecting that little brat of yours Kakarott." said Vegeta. "Why he did I will never know. Personally I would have let the snivelling little cry baby cop it." "Well it just goes to show that at least some of us think Gohan is more than that." huffed Goku. "I think it was very brave of Piccolo to step into Nappas line of fire and save my son." Piccolo coughed. Krillin went into fits and Yajarobi suffered an attack of the hysterics. "He didn't jump into the line of fire to save Gohan." giggled Krillin. "Huh?" "Nah, I was trying to get Yajarobi to help us out and once he realised what I wanted him to do he took off like a rocket. Unfortunately he collided with Piccolo and pushed Piccolo directly into Nappas line of fire." said Krillin with glee. Piccolo gave him a withering glare. "Thanks alot... ex buddy." Goku shook his head in disbelief. "And all this time I thought....." "Look Im really sorry to shatter your illusion of me but you got to admit the boy does go a bit over the top with his whinging and moaning. I have sensitive ears after all." sniffed Piccolo. Mike though that now would be a good time to intercept the conversation. "So with half of the Z fighters now resting peacefully Goku managed to turn up and a rather spectacular battle erupted. Nappa bit the dust and Vegeta you created your own moon so as to transform in a desperate bid to finish this fight." "Yep, that I did." smirked Vegeta. "And I would have annihilated them all if that fat slob hadn't interfered." "Are you referring to me per chance?" said Yajarobi. "If the cap fits ..... " "Shame it was only your tail he removed." muttered Krillin. "Yeah I should have aimed higher." Vegeta's eyes narrowed dangerously. "I would watch it." "Ahem... We do have a show here people....." said Mike. Vegeta flopped back in his chair. "So with the rapid demise of the Z warriors Goku managed to make it to the battle at last. The two of you fought long and hard and you managed to do some serious damage while in ape form." "You could say that." smirked Vegeta. "And we thought that King Kong was a fictional character..... " mumbled Goku. "Well personally I don't mind in the least being attacked by a large hairy ape." said Bulma absently then blushed as she realised what she had said. "But I bet he doesn't break your legs in the process." muttered Goku. Bulma declined to answer feeling she had already revealed too much. "So it was Yajarobi who saved the moment by cutting off Vegetas tail and in effect bringing him down to size." continued Mike. "That right." piped up Yajarobi. "I guess in one way I am really the hero here." "Don't go getting too big for your boots." sneered Vegeta. "Look whose talking short stuff." quipped Yajarobi. "And so with Goku slightly incapacitated." "Thats an understatement." whispered Piccolo. Mike glared then continued. "He did the only thing he could do." "He gave up?" said Radditz. It was Goku's turn to glare. No I didn't oh ex brother of mine. If you must know I summoned all the energy from around me to create my ultimate attack. You see being the wonderfully good and kind person that I am I called upon all the living things to lend me their energy to destroy the evil that was threatening us." "And they fell for it?" Radditz collapsed into a fit of the giggles. "Well it worked." "No it didn't." said Vegeta. "Yes it did." "Not the first time." came the reply. "Thats right dad, Vegeta managed to duck out of its way and it came straight for me." said Gohans high voice. "And if I remember correctly you just whined and froze on the spot." snickered Vegeta. "But then dad told me to catch it and bounce it back. he said it wouldn't hurt me if I was pure of heart. So I did what dad said." "Humph.. father always knows best doesn't he? Im amazed that you weren't burned to a crisp" muttered Vegeta. "Well it got you in the end." grinned Gohan. "Well I will conceded that I had a rather different look at the atmosphere for a while." said Vegeta. "Yeah and when you came back you were madder than a hornet but knew you were beat so you got into that pea pod of yours and high tailed it outta there... chicken." sniggered Yajarobi. Vegeta started to turn a rather nice shade of red. "I went back to get healed." he huffed. "Yeah as soon as the going gets tough you run back to me... traitor." growled Frieza. "I don't need you Frieza." glared Vegeta. "Then why did you always come snivelling back to me when you got your butt kicked." "Baby... baby..." taunted Yajarobi. Really mad now Vegeta raised himself out of his chair and drew himself up to his full height.... all five foot of him. Growling he raised his palm... took aim.... The entire studio blinked and took cover..... Yajarobi stared open mouthed..... "Oh... Sh....." The fireball exploded sending the screen to oblivion. Coughing and dusting himself off Mike dragged himself out from underneath the producers chair where he had taken refuge. "I think we need to take a commercial break here." To be continued........ Deb: Is Vegeta really only 5 foot? Matty: I think so. Vegeta: Hey size doesn't matter you know. Matty: Ummmm. Radditz: Is that so Vegeta? Vegeta: ....... Deb: Thats it Im out of here... Matty: Hey wait for me... Vegeta: What about us? Radditz: Im sure I can think of something. Vegeta: Wait up guys..... To be continued |
