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"This is your Life.....Vegeta "Written By: Debs-dragon & SSjMatty Disclaimer: We don't own The DBZ crew a rich Japanese person does. We don't own the T.V. show 'This is your Life' either. We are just borrowing them all and making up our own brand of insane humour. No money being made here, don't sue as neither one of us has anything worthwhile, unless you want my dog. :) Rating: PG 13. Contains some violence and language. Notes: Again Matty and I were conversing and the idea of Vegetas past life being on display came to mind. Soon after this ficcy was born. The corny one liner's you can blame on Matt, the rest you can blame on me >_<
"This is your Life.... Vegeta"
Part 6...... Camera zooms in on one slightly flustered show host. "Welcome back. Now getting back to Vegeta and future Trunks. Trunks you came back from the future with an important message for your father and the rest of the Z fighters." said Mike. "Thats right." "Would you care to elaborate a little more on this mission of yours?" "Well I actually came back the first time to warn the fighters of an evil force that was to be released upon the planet. That way I hoped to change the future... my future. You see in my time all the fighters had been killed by this force and I was the only one left. It's kind of lonely when you are the strongest man around." Vegeta gagged. "Don't get too cocky boy!" Trunks looked at his father. "I came back the second time to try to help them out and also to see if I could learn a bit more about the father I never knew in my time." "And so what were your impressions of Vegeta?" asked Mike. "You want my honest answer?" "Yes please." "All right then. The first time I came back I expected to find this strong arrogant warrior. My mother had told me some stuff about my dad. She also told me not to get my hopes up too much." said Trunks. He looked at his father... a glint in his eye. "In one way she was right." "What do you mean by that boy?" Vegeta's anger was beginning to mount. "Lets face it father, when we first met in the desert you weren't exactly dressed for the part of fierce warrior prince now were you?" Vegeta's face began to turn slightly pink. "Not my fault." he muttered. "I ask you who goes out in public wearing yellow pants and a pink shirt?" Radditz's head jerked up. An evil glare from Vegeta silenced any words he was thinking of saying before they could leave his lips. Radditz opted to pout instead. "Besides when I got there to find Frieza about to take his revenge you lot were all slinking around in the mountains." added Trunks. "We weren't slinking...... We were checking out the enemy and devising a strategy if you must know." Vegeta huffed. "Oh sure. Whatever you say. I didn't see you coming down to lend a hand though." replied Trunks. "It wasn't necessary. I preferred to watch and see just what you could do. I was there to step in when you failed." smirked Vegeta. Trunks sighed. "Lucky then that I didn't fail." Vegeta began to turn purple with suppressed rage. Mike interrupted once more. "The second time you came back you came to help out the fighters against the predicted evil." "Yes that's right. I gave them three years to prepare. I was relieved in one way to see that my father finally made it to Super Saiya-jin." Trunks gave his father a glance to see how this bit of information went down. Vegeta glared at his son. "YES! I finally claimed my royal birth right and I became the strongest of all Saiya-jins once more." Goku gave a discreet cough. Vegeta pointed his finger at Goku. "That will be enough out of you Kakarott, this is my show not yours." "It took you long enough though." "There were too many distractions here on this planet. I needed to focus to be able to achieve the necessary control over my body and mind for the transition to be able to take place. Thats why I left to train in space." smirked Vegeta. "Any excuse." came Goku's muttered reply. Vegeta cast his patented glare once more at Goku. "Look Vegeta both you and I know that it was a blow to your pride when you saw me as a Super Saiya-jin on Namek. If that wasn't enough a year later you head out to the desert to find another warrior who can also turn Super Saiya-jin, and to compound matters you didn't have a clue who this kid was. Bad enough that I had beaten you to it but a kid as well! I would say that accounts pretty much for you being pi$$ed off enough to leave the planet .... don't you?" said Goku. "And I thought he took off just to avoid his fatherly responsibilities." mused Bulma. "Look I left to train OKAY! I achieved what I set out to do so lets leave it there." Vegeta growled. "Shame it wasn't enough to beat the androids though." snickered Trunks. "What do you mean by that? I defeated that round excuse for a tin can. Which is more than I can say for Mr Super hero over there." Vegeta smirked. "Well I didn't ask for that virus to attack me now did I?" huffed Goku. "Maybe you should have listened more carefully when you were told of the danger and taken the proper precautions." Vegeta sneered again. Goku thought it best to shut up. Trunks continued. "You may have beaten that small android but you weren't strong enough to beat the real threat." "You can't blame me for that one you know. If you hadn't gone flitting back and forth playing around with the time / space continuum then those androids would have been defeated easily. Thats what you get for sending a boy to do a man's job." Vegeta muttered. "Hey thats not fair... I did warn you about how strong they were and asked you to train hard to defeat them." said Trunks. "Yeah well that was a mere oversight but one that can be easily forgotten about. The end result was all that mattered and I did beat them in the end." Goku fell off his chair, Bulma's eyes stood out like organ stops and Trunks suffered a major coughing spasm. "Okay so the androids that first turned up weren't the ones that Trunks predicted and you easily beat them. When the ones from Trunk's future time managed to get released you all found yourselves sadly lacking in the strength and skills to beat them." said Mike. "I didn't see you out there fighting Mr Mikey or whatever it is you call yourself so how would you know?" snarled Vegeta. Mike backed up a bit. "I can only go off the information my researchers have given me." "Then I suggest you get new researchers then." "Part of that is true though father. We did need to get further training and improve our skills." Trunks said. Mike decided to risk the prince's wrath and continue anyway. "It was then that you discovered you could train in a special place up on Kami's lookout. Not being one to turn down a training opportunity you and your son entered the room to attempt a full years training in just one day." "Thats right." said Vegeta. "My son and I went in together." Trunks cleared his throat. "I have a question for you father, Why wouldn't you let me train with you when we were in the room of Spirit and Time?" Vegeta growled. "I told you before... I train alone! You would only have slowed me down boy." Goku leaned over and whispered to Trunks. "I told you the father / son male bonding thing wouldn't work with him." Then in a louder voice, "Be honest here Vegeta... you just didn't want Trunks to learn any of your tricks." "I thought I told you to but out of this Kakarott. Keep it up and I will send you on a one way trip to King Yemma." snarled Vegeta. "What tricks?" piped up Trunks. "There are no tricks. Just plain hard training and driving yourself to the limit and beyond. Thats something Kakarott wouldn't understand." Vegeta smirked. "Tell me Trunks... During the time you spent with your father in this room did you manage to learn more about the man that was your father?" said Mike in an attempt to lighten the mood. "Well sort of." Vegeta sent his son a glare that clearly said Watch it! Trunks ignored the threat and continued. "I began to understand a little more of what drove him to be the best. I also realised that what my mother had told me about him was in a lot of ways ... true." Bulma's ears pricked up. "What did my future self tell you about your father Trunks?" Choosing his words carefully Trunks spoke. "You told me that he was a great warrior with a strong will." Vegeta smirked. Trunks muttered. "You also said he was a self centred arrogant son of a bitc...." "Okay Trunks that will do." said Bulma swiftly. Mike thought it was time to intervene again "The two of you trained hard and emerged from the room somewhat changed. Physically you had achieved a higher level of strength and fighting abilities as well as a more shall we say mature outlook at the danger ahead." "Don't know about him but I know I did." said Vegeta. "While you had been training hard the androids continued along their way and the rest of the fighters had been doing their best to hold them at bay. Once you exited the room you immediately set off in search of the pair. it was then that you also learnt of the new android that had appeared and what it intended to do." "None of them scared me. I was ready to tear them limb from limb." Vegeta huffed. "The androids seem to have a different story to tell. So ladies and gentlemen I would like you to make welcome Androids 17 and 18." said Mike. The door once more slid back and two teenagers walked out. Both wore a smirk on their faces. "Hello again Vegeta." said Junanna-gou. Vegeta's face scrunched up in fury and he got himself into a fighting stance and prepared for battle..... ~ T B C ~ Radditz: "Hey thats not fair!" Matt: "What do you mean?" Radditz: "I didn't get a chance to say anything about Vegetas pink shirt & yellow pants." Matt: "So what?" Radditz: "Have you any idea what that vision does to me?'' Matt: "....." Deb: *sniggers* Radditz: "I swear woman... I will get you for this."
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