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"This is your Life.....Vegeta "Written By: Debs-dragon & SSjMatty Disclaimer: We don't own The DBZ crew a rich Japanese person does. We don't own the T.V. show 'This is your Life' either. We are just borrowing them all and making up our own brand of insane humour. No money being made here, don't sue as neither one of us has anything worthwhile, unless you want my dog. :) Rating: PG 13. Contains some violence and language. Notes: Again Matty and I were conversing and the idea of Vegetas past life being on display came to mind. Soon after this ficcy was born. The corny one liner's you can blame on Matt, the rest you can blame on me >_<
"This is your Life.... Vegeta"
Part 7 "Hello again Vegeta." said Junanna-gou. Vegeta's face scrunched up in fury and he got himself into a fighting stance and prepared for battle..... Junnanagou waved his hand... "Don't worry Vegeta we aren't here to fight you." "Vegeta, we brought androids 17 and 18 back here tonight so as the three of you could have the opportunity to see each others side of the story." interjected Mike. "Haven't you ever wondered why they were released onto the earth to cause such destruction?" "No." "Well I would like to know." said Bulma. "Lets give them the opportunity to speak shall we?" said Mike calmly. "No." "Aww come on Vegeta, its only talking... what harm can come of that?" said Goku. "You obviously haven't spent enough time with that woman." Vegeta huffed. "I DO NOT TALK ALL THAT MUCH THANKYOU MR HIGH AND MIGHTY PRINCE!" screamed Bulma. "See what I mean." "Vegeta.... I take it back... you have my sympathy." said Goku as he fanned himself. "So how do you know these two Vegeta?" piped up Radditz as he ogled Juunanagou. Vegeta once more sent a glare which silenced Radditz but failed to stop his obvious interest as his eyes continued to rake over the impressive form. Trying to ignore Radditz's eyes Juunanagou began. "You never once asked us our feelings on the destruction we were forced to commit." "I thought androids didn't have feelings." "Just cause you haven't got any doesn't mean the rest of us are without them." snarled Juuhachigou. "Watch it female!" "Why should I?" "If you don't want to be reduced to a pile of scrap I suggest you shut up now." Vegeta growled. "I'm sure you could try Vegeta but as I seem to recall the last time you and my sister fought it was my sis here that did all the ripping and breaking." snickered Juunanagou. "I am stronger now. She wouldn't beat me again." "Errr.... people... can we get back to the show please." said Mike, his face having gone deathly pale. He sure could do with a stiff scotch right about now. "As I was saying." Juunanagou continued flashing Vegeta an evil smirk, "We were ordered to do the things we did. You see a terrible man by the name of Gero programmed us to commit these acts. We didn't want to do it but had no choice." Juuhachigou took up the tale. "We were once human beings too. I know its never been clearly explained as to how we came into Gero's clutches or how he turned us into androids, we just turned up so to speak. If your that interested in finding out how we came to be there are several peoples interpretations of this to be found on the Internet. I personally like Deb's 'android arc' which can be found on either her web site or Matt's." Deb & Matt: "Thanks for the plug Juu" "Your welcome. Anyway getting back to Gero, He made us to seek revenge on a warrior known as Goku." Goku sat up as he heard his name mentioned. "Some years ago this Goku destroyed the Red Ribbon Army which was Gero's baby at the time. Gero couldn't forgive the boy who had wiped out his work and so he vowed revenge, thus we were created." Juu smiled at Vegeta to see how this tasty bit of information went down. Vegeta thought for a minute... "So once again this is all your fault Kakarott!" "Yeah that would be right... blame it all on me." muttered Goku. "Well if you hadn't destroyed this pink sash..." "I think thats supposed to be Red Ribbon Vegeta.." Bulma supplied helpfully. "Who cares! If Kakarott had left the ribbon mob alone then we wouldn't have had to battle these pathetic excuses for an electronic intelligence." "Hey I was only a kid at the time.... I wasn't to know he would come up with a revenge plan, or take this long to do so. I mean Im now a grown man in case it had passed your attention." said Goku trying to look hurt. "You might be a grown man in physical form but it's a shame your brain hasn't caught up with your body." sneered Vegeta "And what's that supposed to mean?" "Figure it out next time you go to kindergarten." "So you two were created to avenge Gero's Red Ribbon Army huh?" said Trunks in an attempt to diffuse the situation between his father and Goku. "Yes we were. Gero spent his time gathering all the information he could on the Z fighters and then when he had enough he began to combine it all. While that was happening he created us." said Juunanagou. "The androids that appeared in this time line were different and not as powerful as the one's in my time, plus there were three more. " said Trunks trying to work all this out. "So you mean there were different androids then?" asked Mike. "Yeah there were." snarled Vegeta. "Due to the meddling around in the time line by goody two shoes here and his loud mouthed mother from the future we ended up with three different time lines going and none of us able to understand a single one of them." Mike joined Goku in scratching his head. "Huh?..... care to run that by us again?" "We have three different time lines now. The current one that we are in where the androids were destroyed." Vegeta started to explain only to be cut short by Juuhachigou. "Excuse me Mr almighty warrior but I will have you know that I am alive and well in this time line." she huffed. "Minor over sight.... But one that can be easily remedied....." Vegeta muttered. "I heard that." "You were meant to." "Any time spandex man... anytime..." "Just step outside tin can." "Okay! Quit it you two. Vegeta get back to the time lines ..... now!" said Bulma Vegeta glared at the two women. "As I was saying, then we have Trunks' future time line where he went back after spending time here and training hard with the best teacher he could possibly have and kicked some serious a$$.." "Darn tooting I did." added Trunks. Vegeta folded his arms and glared at his son. "If I may be allowed to continue." "Sure thing father." "As I was saying before the interruptions, then the third time line is where Trunks was taken out by another of Gero's creations which then proceeded to come back to our time and stuff everyone around." Goku was looking more confused by the minute. "Ummm could you run that by me again Vegeta? Only this time in english and keep it simple." Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Moron!" "I get it!" said Mike as he busily counted on his fingers and worked out what Vegeta had just said. "I hope to Kami it isn't contagious then." muttered Bulma. Mike gave Bulma a dirty look. "So with this new threat on the planet you all once more joined forces to destroy it and return the earth to a state of peace." "Something along those lines." said Vegeta. "So this gorgeous hunk of being came to finish off my little brother." asked Radditz staring with hooded eyes at Juunanagou. "Yes, he did." said Vegeta. Radditz licked his lips. "You can come and finish me off anytime handsome." he cooed at Juunanagou. Juunanagou felt his face flush and a couple of wires short circuit. "In case you forgot he isn't human.... He is a robot!" said Vegeta sarcastically. "Hey Im not a robot! Im an android." "Same thing." "No it isn't. I still retain a lot of my human characteristics." "Really?" said Radditz and he cocked an eyebrow. "I wouldn't mind checking out just what human assets you still retain." A small puff of smoke appeared below Junanagou's left ear. "Lets burn some rubber baby..." purred Radditz. Juunanagou eeped and dived behind his sister. Vegeta stared in disbelief at Radditz. "I will pretend that I didn't hear that." "Well that's up to you Vegeta... seeing as how you continue to hide in the closet I guess I just got to make the most of what's available and being part machine could have it's advantages..." Radditz crooned. Trunks fainted. Suddenly there was a roaring sound and a large cloud of green smoke appeared. "This another one of your tricks android?" screamed Vegeta. "Nothing to do with me." called Juunanagou just as puzzled. "Goku... did you pass wind again?" yelled Bulma. "Why does everyone always have to blame me?...." huffed Goku. Vegeta tapped Goku on the shoulder and pointed into the depths of the now beginning to clear smoke. Both drew in a sharp breath. "It isn't..." "I think it is..." "It can't be...." "I beg to differ...." "In that case..... I think we are in deep sh*t." "My sentiments exactly...." to be continued. * * * * * * * * * * * * * Matt: "What is it?" Radditz: "Who cares, I want to know whats happening to me and the toy boy." Matt: "Deb?" Radditz: "Yo, woman!" Deb: "You guy's talkin to me?" Radditz/ Matt : "Who else would we be talkin to?" Deb: "Is this a trick question?" Matt: (rolls eyes) "Why did ya leave us on that cliff hanger?" Radditz: "yeah just when I looked set too..." Deb: "Umm sorry guy's got another fic to write..." *runs* Matt: "Hey come back."
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