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"This is your Life.....Vegeta "Written By: Debs-dragon & SSjMatty Disclaimer: We don't own The DBZ crew a rich Japanese person does. We don't own the T.V. show 'This is your Life' either. We are just borrowing them all and making up our own brand of insane humour. No money being made here, don't sue as neither one of us has anything worthwhile, unless you want my dog. :) Rating: PG 13. Contains some violence and language. Notes: Again Matty and I were conversing and the idea of Vegetas past life being on display came to mind. Soon after this ficcy was born. The corny one liner's you can blame on Matt, the rest you can blame on me >_<
"This is your Life.... Vegeta"
Part 8
"It isn't..." "I think it is..." "It can't be...." "I beg to differ...." "In that case..... I think we are in deep sh*t." "My sentiments exactly...." All the eyes in the studio were fixed on the area of smoke that was beginning to clear. Gradually a figure became evident amongst the green swirls, a leg, an arm, part of a torso... Then a voice that all of them wanted to forget rang out clear and true through the studio. "Thanks for inviting me" As if the entire studio was tuned together they spoke as one voice...... "Cell!" Well everyone except Mike that is. "Who the hell are you?" he asked getting rather annoyed that this show was turning out to be rather a chaotic event to say the least. "I am the ultimate creation... I am perfection.... I am the pinnacle of mans achievement... I am..." "Yeah, yeah, whatever. We have heard it all before." Vegeta said with a dismissive wave of his hand. "So this is the creature that caused all the trouble." said Mike. "You could say that." answered Goku. "But I thought it was the other two there that were responsible for all the destruction." "Trunks and his messing about with the time lines caused this one to appear." snarled Vegeta. "Well how was I to know that travelling through time would result in this." huffed Trunks. "Any moron would know that once you move through time and space that things become changed." said Vegeta. "Just remember he has your blood in his veins to Vegeta." sniffed Bulma. "I know. Mine is the warrior part.... yours is responsible for his state of mental capacity." "Well I like the warrior part." cooed Radditz. Everyone turned to Radditz and again spoke in unison. "Shut up!" Radditz shrank back into his seat. "It's not my fault.... Blame the authors they are the ones that wrote me this way." he whimpered. Feeling a weariness settle over him Mike again intervened. "So this Cell thing shows up and wants to destroy the world. What I want to know is why I haven't got him here in my book as one of the guests. According to my notes here there is no mention of him." All eyes turned to Cell. "Well you all invited Frieza along so why not me? I am after all the biggest, baddest dude in the universe." Cell stated. "Thats a matter of opinion." said Frieza. Cell glared at Frieza, "Thats why it took a whole bunch of them to destroy me... not one piddling little golden haired boy like it did with you." He stuck out his tongue for emphasis. "Well at least I didn't have to rely on outside absorption to achieve my ultimate form." shot back Frieza. "absorption?" queried Mike. "Yeah, with all the stuffing around with the time lines Gero was able to create this amoeba that grew stronger by absorbing the very essence of humanity. However he needed to swallow 17 and 18 there to achieve his final form." said Vegeta. "Oh." replied Mike. "So what was it like to be absorbed as such by this creature?" Mike enquired. "Pretty awful. I mean as if getting sucked up his tail wasn't bad enough once we reached the inside there wasn't room to swing a cat." Juunanagou said. "Then when Juuhachi joined me it was even worse. It was like being in a sardine tin." "Not that we have ever been in a sardine tin." added Juuhachi. "I thought you were made out of one." snickered Vegeta. "I always said there was something fishy about you two." "Yeah and you would know all about that wouldn't you Vegetable head." Juuhachi sent back. "Then to make it even worse he began to draw the very energy and force from within us both. Now I can tell you that really sucked." said Juunanagou. Radditz looked at Cell with renewed interest. "Hmmmm.... thats interesting to know..." Both androids sent Radditz a glare. "It was worse when he spat me out." said Juuhachi. "So he didn't swallow then?" said Radditz. Juuhachi stared at the long haired saiya-jin. "Yes he swallowed both of us and took all our power to become complete, then he chucked me back out. I thought the first trip was bad but the return journey was shocking. You have to do something about that breath of yours Cell." said Juu. "So tell me then just how did you manage to defeat this creature?" asked Mike, determined to finish this show once and for all. "Well we were all out in the desert for the Cell games that this organism decided to hold. Once the earth's pathetic excuses had tried, Kakarott was up only he couldn't beat him." said Vegeta. "I could have if I had wanted to." huffed Goku. "Yeah sure you could." "I didn't want to take all the fun, I thought I would let Gohan get some experience." "Like that really worked." "He did okay." "You mean he blew it!" "If I remember rightly it was Goku who blew it.... and my planet with it!" came a voice from nowhere. "You're never going to let me forget that are you King Kai...? I have already apologised to you countless times." sniffed Goku. "You could never apologise enough for all the suffering you put Bubbles, Gregory and myself through." "As I recall Gohan finished him with that Kamehameha wave." said Juuhachi. "But Goku was behind him for that one..." added Juunanagou. "Makes a change for someone else to be in the shadow.." sniggered Vegeta. "That sounds about right." Trunks offered "How would you know what happened? You were too busy lying on your back." smirked Vegeta and then he quickly shot Radditz a look that clearly said "Keep your mouth shut!" "In case it had passed your attention father... I was in a state of limbo." huffed Trunks. "Dead was more like it." "But at least we finished him off." said Goku. "You didn't finish him... It was my Final Flash that did it." shouted Vegeta. "No it wasn't" "Yes it was!" "Wasn't!" "Was!" "Wasn't!" "Was!" "ENOUGH!!" screamed Cell as he began to power up. "Uh oh...." Everyone in the studio ducked for cover, Vegeta powered up as did Goku and Trunks. Vegeta and Trunks stood on one side of Cell and Goku flanked the other, then with a nod of his head Vegeta and Goku rushed at the evil creation. At the last second Cell jumped out of the way. Vegeta screeched to a halt but Goku wasn't so lucky.... He couldn't stop and the momentum of his charge carried him straight into Vegeta, knocking the prince off his feet and causing him to hit his head on an overturned chair. Vegeta was quickly rendered unconscious. Picking himself up Goku didn't have time to worry about the fallen prince as Cell was beginning to send ki blasts at them. Stepping over the prone form he engaged the green machine in combat, assisted by Trunks. Radditz peeked out from the chair he was currently hiding under to see a battle royale going on. He noted Vegeta lying unconscious on the floor and quickly scanned around to see where everyone else was. Satisfied that they were all too busy with saving themselves and never one to look a gift horse in the mouth he shot out from under the chair and picked Vegeta up. Tossing him over his shoulder he made a run for it. Radditz had nearly made it to the exit when with all the bumping and jarring of his hasty retreat Vegeta came round. Where was he? He looked down to see the ground moving rapidly and long hair swaying as legs moved in flight. Then with a shock he realised he was over Radditz's shoulder. He began to kick and scream, pounding his fists against that smooth back and rear end.... Hearing the screams and scuffling noise those engaged in combat stopped and looked around, their eyes met with an incredible sight. Jaws went slack and hit the ground as Vegeta was borne away.... The rest of the audience, guests, studio crew and Mike emerged from their hiding places, Trunks, Goku and Cell all powered down, the fight having been forgotten with the exit of Radditz and his *prey* "Ummm well I guess we should all go home now then." said Goku. "Hang on a tic." said Mike, "I havent finished yet." "Well hurry up then and do whatever it is you have still to do, My Sailor Moon show is on soon and I wont miss that for anyone." said Juuhachi with her hands on her hips. "Okay ... okay... Seeing as how Vegeta has departed from our midst I will ask you Bulma as the one he lives with to accept this book on his behalf." said Mike as he closed the large red book. Bulma stepped forward and stood before Mike. "Bulma... I would like you to accept this on Vegeta's behalf.... Wherever you are Vegeta.." said Mike looking around... "This is your life..." and Mike presented the book to Bulma who accepted it graciously. Everyone proceeded to shake hands and depart from the studio, Bulma went back to Capsule Corp, Trunks jumped in the time machine and departed to make yet another time line, Frieza and Cell headed back to hell for some in depth discussions on ways to rule the universe, Goku went home and Mike headed for the pub and that long awaited and much needed scotch. And Radditz? Well lets just say he and Vegeta discussed a lot of things......... ~ Fin ~ Matty: "Deb?... Deb?... Where are you?" *Deb runs and hides in the closet* Radditz: "Where's she gone?" Matty: "I have no idea." *Scream* Matty: "That sounded like it came from the closet" Radditz: "I'm right behind you." Deb: "Vegeta! What the heck are you doing in my closet?" Radditz: "See I told you that you were too scared to come out of the closet Vegeta." Matt: "......" Deb: "......." Radditz: "Thanks guy's" Matt & Deb: "Your welcome... I think..."
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