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" A Vacation To Vegas "Written By: Zachary Taylor Disclamier: I don't own DBZ
Dende: Hello out there! I'm Dende. My friends are taking
a trip, but I don't Mr. Popo: I think they're going to Las Vegas. Kami: Yes, the Son Goku Family, Briefs Family, Son Gohan Family, Krillin/18 Family, Piccolo, Oolong, Raditz, Bardock, King Vegeta, Cell, and Mr. Satan are going on a vacation to Vegas. Dende: Mr. Popo and I are the narrarators! Mr. Popo: We see our heroes on an Airlines "R" Us airplane. Dende: We see Goku and Gohan complaining about the food, the women talking about shopping, Mirai No Trunks and Mirai No Goten talking about fighting, Piccolo, Bardock, Raditz, and Oolong are watching the in-flight movie, Vegeta is taking a nap, Pan and Marron are watching the pilots controlling the plane, and Krillin and Andriod 18 are reading. Mr. Satan is watching the movie along with King Vegeta. Trunks: So, Goten. What do you want to do when we get there? Goten: Eat! Piccolo: This movie is beautiful! *sob* Bardock: Wow! I didn't think drama was this good! Cell: What's it called again? Oolong: Dances With Freiza, Cell. Mr. Satan: This reminds me of Videl! *sob* Vegeta (in sleep): I love ponies...Bulma is my love...don't leave dad.... Pan: Mr. Pilot, can I drive? Andriod 18: Krillin? Krillin: SSSSNNNNNOORE!! Pilot (on intercom): Attention, passengers. We've arrived in Vegas. Kami: Vegeta and Krillin scream due to the intercom. Dende: We see our heroes getting off the plane. The men head over to Burger King. The ladies tag behind. Employee: How may I help you? Trunks: We would like 10 of everything. King Vegeta: Yeah, and make it snappy! Raditz: I'll get the seats! Mr. Popo: The ladies arrive and sit with their husbands and the little ones sit with their family. Meanwhile, Vegeta and Mr. Satan are ticked at the employee. Employee: That'll be $110.85, please. Vegeta: WHAT! WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS! Mr. Satan: Look mister, either you give us this food for free, or I'll throw my daughter's husband at you! Goku: Oh crap! Chi-Chi: What, dear? Gohan: Dad forgot his duct tape. Bardock: Kakarot, what's this? Goku: Goten's Private Diary, dad. Kami: Outside, Oolong, Raditz, and Piccolo were arguing over who should ride the merry-go-round first. Krillin, 18, and Marron walked into Burger King, but Krillin hit his head. Krillin: Oh golf balls! Vegeta: THAT'S IT! WE'RE LEAVING! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Bra: But daddy, we didn't get our lunch! Vegeta: SHUT UP, BRAT!! WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUR HOTEL!!!!!! Piccolo: Wholly donkeys! It's Freiza! Raditz: What's he doing here? Freiza: Oh goodie! I finally got my Pony Princess Vegeta action figure! Bardock: Now, Prince Vegeta, calm down. Vegeta: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!! LETS GO!!! Dende: So, the gang leaves, hungry. Goku complains. Then, the gang runs into Freiza. Freiza: No! My Pony Princess Vegeta figure! Mr. Popo: Everyone laughs. Vegeta: What's so funny? How did you get that, Master Freiza? Freiza: Egad! It's Bardock and King Vegeta! Ahhhhhh! Mr. Popo: The gang arrives at the hotel. Manager: Welcome to the "WE HATE VEGETA" Hotel. How many? Vegeta: 17 total. I want the suites! Manager: Sorry, the suites are filled. King Vegeta: WE WANT THE SUITES! Cell: Sir, we don't mean any harm. Goku: So, how much? Manager: $1, 850, 688.09, please! Kami: Goku, Bardock, King and Prince Vegeta, Goten, Gohan, and Trunks turn Super Saiya-Jin. They punch the lights out of the hotel manager, and sent him to Heck. Mr. Satan led the way. Piccolo: Man, I'm starved. Oolong: Yeah, guys. When're we going to eat? Cell: First, lets hit the casino! Goku: Yeah! I need money. Gohan: So, grandfather, what's it like being dead? Bardock: I'm not dead! Dende: The gang goes over to the casino. Mr. Satan goes stir crazy because he lost Bee, his puppy. Cell and Raditz hit roulette. Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Piccolo, and Mr. Satan hit the poker tables. Bardock, Oolong, and Krillin hit pool. Chi-Chi: I love the casino! Bra: Where's daddy? Bulma: He and grandpa are at the "adult toy store." Oolong: All right! I hit all of the balls! Krillin: Don't rub it in. Android 18: Krillin, lets hit the sauna! Pan: DADDY!! Gohan: What, Pan? Pan: Trunks won't go away! Mr. Popo: Mirai No Trunks growls. Mr. Popo: Meanwhile, at the card table… Goku: Full House! Piccolo: Flush! Mr. Satan: Five of a Kind! Gohan: Three of a kind! Trunks: Royal Flush! Beat that! Goku: Man Trunks, you always win! King Vegeta: Ooooo. Look at the Cell Games Saga DBZCCG cards! Vegeta: Oooo. Ponies! Cell: C'mon number 21….21…! Dealer: 15! Raditz: Oh yeah, baby! Videl: Dang! I hate the slots! Goten: Oh, man! I ran out of nickels! Bardock: Here you go, Goten. Goten: Gee, thanks grandpa! I thought you were at pool? Oolong: We were, but we ran out of money. Cell: Hey look guys, your highness is freaking out! Kami: King Vegeta finds out his son's secret. King Vegeta: Ahhhhhhhh! Cell: What's wrong, your highness? King Vegeta: MY SON WEARS SPANDEX! Vegeta: Dad, it's the only thing I like. Mr. Satan: No, it makes him look gay! Dende: Everyone laughs. They all go to a Chinese restaurant for supper. Then, they go back to the We Hate Vegeta Hotel. Bardock: How're we going to fit in this one room, Kakarot? Goku: Well, one room will be for married couples, one room for men, the other for women. Mr. Popo: In the men's room: Raditz: I need a shower. Oolong: I need the dragon balls. Bardock: So, your highness… Cell: Why is your hair red? Dende: King Vegeta throws another fit. In the meantime, Oolong, Raditz, Piccolo, and Bardock play poker. Mr. Popo: In the ladies' room… Pan: Hey, General Hospital is on! Bra: It's a good thing I packed "The DBZ movie set!" Marron: I've always wondered why father was bald. Mr. Popo: In the married couples' bedroom… Krillin: Ahhhhh! I'm loosing my hair! No! Goku: Woops! I accidentally put in the hair removal cream by mistake! Bulma: Vegeta, we need to spend more time together. Vegeta: Quiet! I'm watching Teletubbies! Kami: In the men's room: Trunks: Hey Goten, wanna play Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout? Goten: Sure! Cell: Hey! The electric went out! Dende: Uh oh! What're they going to do now? Mr. Satan: We're all going to die! Oolong: Shut up, ya little baby! Krillin: Uh oh! I can't see a thing! Chi-Chi: GOKU! What happened? Goku: The electricity went out.
Vegeta: Wholly horse manure! The television's busted! Videl: I hope Pan is okay. Gohan: Don't worry. Trunks: Oh no! Goten: Cell, what's wrong? Cell: The thunderstorm hit a pole, and it shorted out the electric. (To be continued…) Chapter |
