SAIYA-JIN SCHOOL

Written By: Debs-dragon

Disclaimer : I don't own the guy's just the story itself. Also I don't own Play School (thank god !).

 

"Saiya-jin School"

Part 2

Enjoy.....

Goku: "Welcome back boys & girls, sorry about that unexpected break."

Vegeta: "Humph. Its alright for you to take a break when it suits you."

Goku: (ignores Vegeta) "As you can see we have Bobby the budgie safely back in his cage."

Camera swings around & shows bird cage with Bobby sitting very still on the perch. There's something not quite right with the bird.

Vegeta: "Who cares about the blasted budgie! Can we move on now?"

Goku: "Sure we can Vegeta."

Goku moves across the set followed by Vegeta who accidentally knocks the table.

*Thud*

Bobby has fallen from his perch & is flat on his back with his legs in the air on the floor of the cage. Vegeta looks & whistles 'Another one bites the dust'

Vegeta: "So what's next?"

Goku: "It's now time for us to take a look through the windows."

Vegeta: "Peeping Tom!!"

Goku: "Not that sort of window Vegeta. These are our 'special' magic windows."

Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) "You know there are days when I really wonder about you Kakarot."

Goku: "So which window shall we look through today boys & girls?"

Vegeta: (looks around) "What Window?"

Camera takes in a shot of the 3 windows.

Vegeta: "You have to be kidding me...."

Goku: "Shall it be the round window, the square window or the arched window?"

Vegeta: (mutters) "Why not the 10th story window?"

Goku: "Hmmm I think the arched window."

Vegeta: "Huh? Why the arched one?"

Goku: "Why not?"

Vegeta: "What have you got against round?"

Goku: "Nothing it's just that..."

Vegeta: "Or square for that matter?"

Goku: "I like both the round and the square."

Vegeta: "So why not look through one of them?"

Goku: "Cause its the arched windows turn."

Vegeta: "Who says? You keep on asking these boys & girls yet I don't see any brats around"

Goku: "That's because they aren't here."

Vegeta: "Ahh now I know for sure your losing it."

Goku: (getting frustrated) "The boys & girls are out there in T.V. land. They can see us but we can't see them."

Vegeta: "So its like a 2 way mirror type thingy?"

Goku: (smacks head) "Why me? why me?"

Vegeta: "Hehehe"

Goku: "Can we discuss this later and get back to the script?"

Vegeta: "Sure, no problem."

Goku: "Now where were we?"

Vegeta: "About to look through the square window."

Goku: "That's right. Lets see what we can find when we look through the square window."

Camera focuses on square window and slowly zooms in. Then...

* Aghhhhh !!!*

Vegeta's face jumps up on the other side of the square window.

Vegeta: "Ha ha ha. Scared you all."

Goku: "Vegeta!!!"

Vegeta: (sarcastically) "Oops.... Sorry, Did I frighten you?"

Goku: "Sorry girls & boys. We should be looking through the arched window."

Camera swings to the arched window, the screen blur's out then re focuses on a shot with a chibi Vegeta in a pet shop. Chibi Vegeta is trying to decide between a hamster or a ferret.

Vegeta: "Hey I remember that."

Goku: "You should, its you."

Voice over: "Today Chibi Vegeta is visiting the pet shop to buy a new pet."

Film shows Chibi Vegeta deciding on the ferret.

C Vegeta: "I'll take the ferret thanks."

Store keeper: "Would you like me to wrap it for you?"

C Vegeta: O_o "No in a box will be fine."

Nappa: "Hey Vegeta, have a look at this."

Nappa is watching a white mouse running non stop in a mouse wheel.

Nappa: "Cute hey?"

C Vegeta: (shudders) "To each his own."

Nappa: "I could watch him all day."

C Vegeta: "Simple things amuse simple minds."

Store keeper: "Errr... excuse me but your ferret is ready."

Chibi Vegeta and Nappa collect the box and begin to leave the shop.

Store keeper: "Oi! Hang on a minute, you haven't paid for him."

Voice over: "You must always remember to pay for things."

C Vegeta: "Oh I am sorry. Nappa, pay the man."

Nappa: "Sure thing."

Chibi Vegeta walks out of the shop carrying the box oblivious to the 'flash' that occurs seconds later.

Nappa: "Shall we head back to the ship now Vegeta?"

C Vegeta: "Good idea then I can get Frank here settled."

Nappa: "Frank?"

C Vegeta: yes Frank the ferret."

Voice over: "So the young prince & his 'friend' go back to their space ship to settle Frank into his new home."

The camera blur's out again and then re focuses on Goku & Vegeta in the studio.

Goku: "Well that was interesting wasn't it boys & girls?"

Vegeta : "Not really."

Goku: "A trip to the shop is always interesting."

Vegeta: "Brings back too many painful memories for me."

Goku: (cocks head) "Oh Why?"

Vegeta: "Thats my business."

Goku: "Aww.. come on please share."

Vegeta: "Must you pry Kakarot?"

Goku: "I must... I must."

Vegeta: "Well....."

Goku: (Rests chin in hands) "Yes? Yes?"

Vegeta: "Lets say whatever I get from the shop doesn't last vey long."

Goku: "Oh."

Vegeta: (dreamy look) "Poor Frank."

Goku: (raises an eyebrow) "What happened to Frank?"

Vegeta: "Frank went exploring."

Goku: "And...."

Vegeta: "He found his way into the conduit pipes that contained the electrical wiring of the ship."

Goku: "Uh oh....."

Vegeta: "Suffice to say one fried ferret & melted electrical system later, we crashed on a remote planet."

Goku: "Well I never knew that."

Vegeta: "It's not something you go around telling everyone you know."

Goku: "No I guess not."

Vegeta: "Its a bit embarassing."

Goku: "Yes I can see your point, you really wouldn't want everyone to know that the mighty saiya-jin prince was brought crashing down by a simple ferret."

Vegeta: "No I wouldn't so don't even think about it Kakarot!"

Goku: (waves hand dismisively) "Don't need to worry about me Vegeta, you have already done that yourself."

Vegeta: "Huh?"

Goku: "Remember the cameras?"

Vegeta: "They aren't?"

Goku: "They are."

Vegeta: "They didn't."

Goku: "They did."

Vegeta: (smacks head on table) "Agghhh! I'm screwed.... I'm screwed...."

Goku: (puts hand on Vegetas shoulder) "There, there. Don't let it worry you."

Vegeta: "But what about my image?"

Goku: "At least people know you have a caring heart under that granite exterior."

Vegeta: "But I don't have a caring heart."

Goku: "It's okay to let people know you have feelings."

Vegeta: (growls) "I have an image to protect here Kakarot. I show no emotion. I am a...."

Goku: "Soft lump of marshmallow that cares about others?"

Vegeta: (distracted) "Yeah a soft lump of marsh..... Hang on! no I'm not!"

Vegeta whirls around and runs to another section of the set where Big Ted, little Ted, Jemima & Hannibal are all sitting."

Goku: "Vegeta!!!!"

Vegeta: "Yes?"

Vegeta sidles up to big ted.

Goku: (walking over slowly) "Now lets talk about this."

Vegeta: "I'm through talking Kakarot."

Vegeta suddenly makes a dive and grabs Big Ted in a head lock

Goku: "Oh no!"

Vegeta: "Stay back... I'm warning you."

Goku: (Gasps) "Vegeta, I beg you, think about what you are doing. Think about the consequences."

Vegeta raises his eyes & cocks his head in thought for a moment.

Vegeta: "To hell with the consequences."

He tightens the head lock

Goku: "Now lets calm down and see if we cant work something out here."

Vegeta: "I am not weak !! I am a tough invincible warrior!! And I will prove it!"

Goku: "Huh?"

Vegeta turns and runs to the other end of the studio where on a large table there sits a PC, printer, fax and a ...

PAPER SHREDDER!!!

Goku:" Agghhhh !!!!"

Vegeta: (manically) "HA..HA..HA.."

Vegeta switches on the paper shredder and holds Big Ted above it. Big Teds glassy eyes stare out in silent appeal.

Goku: "Don't do it, I beg you, dont do it."

Vegeta: "I'm warning you.... stay away."

Goku: "But Vegeta"

Vegeta: "Stay back or the bear gets it!"

Goku: "Think about what you are about to do."

Vegeta: "I have."

Goku: "Wow that was quick."

Vegeta: "Why waste time?"

Goku: "Good point."

Vegeta dangles Big Ted a bit closer to the shredder."

Vegeta: "So who is the strongest most ruthless warrior in the universe?"

Goku: (scratches head) "Is this a trick question?"

Vegeta: (smacks head) "I dont believe this!"

Goku: (hops from one foot to the other) "Ummm... don't tell me... Ummm... I know this one...."

Vegeta lowers Big Ted's ears towards the shredder. Big Ted sends out a mute appeal for help.

Goku: "Awww.. gimme a hint... please???"

Vegeta: (rolls eyes) "Really Kakarot you are pathetic."

Goku: "Why Thanks."

Vegeta: "Its not a compliment."

Goku: "It isn't?"

Vegeta: (mutters) "Gimme strength. Last chance Kakarot. Tell me now who is the strongest warrior in the universe?"

Goku: "......."

Vegeta: "Okay, time's up. The bear gets it."

Goku: "Noooo !!!!"

Goku makes a desperate lunge at Vegeta. Vegeta dodges and drops Big Ted......

Whirrrr...whizz....bang....shunk...ping...

As Big Ted is slowly swallowed by the shredder so bits of fluffy stuffing & brown fur pile up in the waste basket below. Vegeta stands to one side, arms folded, evil smirk on the face. Goku moves slowly towards the basket. He turns the shredder off and dips his hand into the basket. He brings his hand up clutching something. He opens his hand and stares at the palm where one slightly scratched glass eye is nestled.

Goku: *sob* "Why Vegeta? Why? Big Ted never did anything to you."

Vegeta: (smirks) "To prove a point."

Goku: "And what might that be?"

Vegeta: "That only the most fiercest warrior would dare destroy such a popular much loved icon."

Goku: *sob* "Big Ted.... I'm sorry... I should have saved you..."

Vegeta: "It could have been worse."

Goku: "How?"

Vegeta: "Could have been Jemima."

Goku: "Mind you she could do with a face lift."

Vegeta: "I can arrange that."

Goku: "Ark! No. Vegeta dont you dare!"

Vegeta chuckles & makes a dive to grab Jemima. Goku jumps him and the two begin to wrestle on the floor. Camera swings to the producer.

Producer: "Cut!! Cut!! Come on guy's break it up."

Cameraman: "Err... should we go to a commercial break?"

Producer: "Ummm... Yes, I think we had better."

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