SAIYA-JIN SCHOOL

Written By: Debs-dragon

Disclaimer : I don't own the guy's or any other familiar characters in this story. Also I don't own Play School (thank god !). But I do own the story ^_^

 

"Saiya-jin School"

Part 3

Enjoy.......

Camera scan's around set, Goku is on one side of the set with Jemima, Hannibal & Little Ted all clutched tightly to him. Vegeta is on the other side, arms folded, in his classic pose, smirking at Goku.

Vegeta: "You can't protect them all the time you know."

Goku: "Thats what you think!"

Vegeta: "You have to sleep."

Goku: "Yeah well....."

Vegeta: "When you least expect it, I will be there."

Goku: (sighs) "May I suggest a truce?"

vegeta: (raises eyebrows) "A truce?"

Goku: "Yes. You agree to leave the rest of the toys alone and I will err........."

Vegeta: "You will what Kakarot?"

Goku: "Umm... Let you read the story?"

Vegeta: (groans) "Thats not much of a trade."

Goku: "Well thats the best I can do at the moment."

Vegeta: "Hmm... maybe."

Goku: "How about I throw in making some fishies as well?"

Vegeta scratches his chin & contemplates this last offer."

Vegeta: "Lets see if I understand this right. I get to read the story and make some fishies if I leave the 'toys' alone?"

Goku: "Thats right."

Vegeta: "Hmmmm... What about a song?"

Goku: (exasperated) "If you want to do a song as well then thats fine with me. Just leave the toys alone!"

Vegeta: (chuckles) "Nahhh. Forget the song."

Goku: "So, no song now?"

Vegeta: "Okay, you got a deal. I get to make fishies and read the story."

Goku: "And you wont touch the toys?"

Vegeta: "I wont touch the toys."

Goku: "Okay then."

Goku turns and takes the toys back to their part of the set. He sits them all down in chairs around a table.

Goku: "There you go guys, you can all sit there & relax, your safe now."

Vegeta: "Sure, have a party guys!"

Goku: "Don't be so heartless Vegeta. They have just lost one of their dearest friends."

Vegeta: "So... make it into a wake then."

Goku: "I think I will pretend I didnt hear that."

Vegeta: "So whats first, the fishies or the story?"

Goku: "The fishies. We have to get things set up for the story."

vegeta: "Oh kay then, lets go."

Goku & Vegeta move across the studio to a large table that has some paper bags, material scraps, pens, sticky tape, string & stapler on it.

Vegeta: (suspiciously) "Whats this?"

Goku: "This is how we make fishies Vegeta."

Vegeta; (opens eyes wide in disbelief) "Errr....."

Goku: "Awww come on, its fun."

Vegeta: "Okay then, what do we do?"

Goku: "Right girls & boys you can do this at home as well. All you need is what you can see here."

Goku waves his hand across the table indicating the items.

Vegeta: "So whats first?"

Goku: "Firstly you pick up a paper bag."

They both pick up a paper bag

Goku: "Then you take a pen & draw an eye on either side of the bag."

Vegeta draws a couple of really big eyes.

Goku: "Then we take the material scraps and 'stuff' the bag with them leaving some room so we can scrunch up the paper into a tail."

Vegeta 'stuffs' his fish then crumples the end up a bit.

Goku: "Then we staple the tail so the insides can't escape. "

Vegeta concentrates hard on stapling the tail

Goku: "Then take a length of string and sticky tape it to the top and 'voila', we have a fishy..."

(use your imaginations here guys!!)

Vegeta manages to get the sticky tape off his fingers, spandex, table, armour, hair and eventually onto the string and fish.

Goku: "Oh well done Vegeta!"

Vegeta holds up his fishy

Vegeta: "Easy!"

Goku: "Lets go hang them up over there."

Goku walks over to where a back drop of the ocean is and 'ties' his fish to a length of string slung between 2 poles. The fish then 'dangles' down & looks like it is swimming in the ocean.

Vegeta: "Hey thats pretty cool."

Goku: "Not bad eh? Here, I'll put yours up."

Goku takes Vegetas fish & ties it up along side his. They both sway gently in the breeze.

Goku: "We know a song about fish don't we Vegeta?"

Vegeta: "We do?"

Goku: "Yes."

Vegeta: "I thought we wern't going to worry about the song bit?"

Goku: "Well I thought maybe we would sing a song after all."

Vegeta: "Talk about change things to suit yourself."

Goku: "Yeah well all's fair in love & war."

Vegeta: "War? Who said there was a war?"

Goku: "There isnt."

Vegeta: "Well why say there is?"

Goku: "Its just a saying, you know a figure of speech... oh look forget it."

Vegeta is looking kind of 'lost'"

Goku: "Lets get on with the song"

Vegeta: (grudgingly) "If we must."

*Piano music springs up*

Vegeta suddenly jumps into a fighting stance.

Vegeta: "Eek! Whats that?"

Goku: "Its just the piano music Vegeta"

Vegeta: "But wheres it coming from?"

Goku: (scratches head) "Errr.. Im not really sure.
"
Vegeta: (looks around) "Well I can't see anyone playing a piano."

Goku: "Come to think of it neither can I."

Vegeta: "You got to admit its a little freaky!"

Goku: "I'm sure that there is an explanation for it."

Vegeta: "Well I would sure like to hear it."

Goku looks around the studio, he moves over to one side and pulls aside a curtain to reveal.... A technician with all his electrical bits in front of him.

Goku: "Hi there."

Tech:" Hello."

Goku: "Are you the one responsible for the piano?"

Tech: "Yep, Im the sound guy."

Goku: "See Vegeta, I told you."

Vegeta: "Humph. I still say its unfair."

Goku: "Huh?"

Vegeta: "Letting the boys & girls think you have a real live person playing the piano when you don't."

Goku: "Its only a minor thing...."

Vgeeta: "Maybe to you but to the rest of us who believed you have now destroyed that bit of faith."

Goku:" I don't believe I'm hearing this."

Vegeta: "False advertising, thats what this is. We hear piano music and think theres a piano in the studio when really there isnt. Talk about a let down!"

Goku: "Ummm... I never thought about it that way. "

Vegeta: "Thats your problem Kakarot, you don't think."

Goku: (hangs head) "Aww... I'm sorry."

Vegeta: (smirks) "Well I suppose you cant all be perfect like me."

Goku: (choke! choke!) "What about that song now?"

Vegeta glares at the sound technician.

Vegeta: "Okay."

* piano music springs up *

Goku holds his hands up in the air & has curled them into a fist. As he sings so he releases a finger till the entire hands are open.

Goku: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once I caught a fish alive."

Vegetas eyes open wide.

Goku: "6, 7, 8, 9, 10, then I let it go again."

Vegeta's mouth drops.

Goku: "Why did you let him go?"

Vegeta is staring in complete disbelief at Goku

Goku: "Cause he bit my finger so..."

Vegeta shakes his head

Goku: "Which finger did he bite?"

Vegeta is backing slowly away.

Goku: (wriggles his little finger) "This little finger on my right."

Vegeta pulls out a mobile phone and punches a few numbers into the thing.

Vegeta: "Hello is that the local funny farm? Good. I have a classic case of lost marbles here for you."

Goku: "Come on Vegeta, its only a song. Why don't you join in? Who knows you may actually have some fun."

Vegeta: "If thats your idea of fun then I think I will pass thankyou."

Goku: "At least its harmless."

Vegeta: "If its harmless how can it possibly be fun then?"

Goku: "You dont always have to blow things up you know to have fun."

Vegeta: "Wanna bet?"

Goku: (sigh) "Why do I bother?"

Vegeta: "If singing funny fishy songs is what does it for you then feel free to indulge all you want to Kakarot, Just leave me out of it!"

Goku: "I don't believe all of this over one simple song."

Vegeta: "Like I said, Its not my scene."

Goku: "Aww come on, Ive heard you sing before."

Vegetas eyes narrow suspiciously

Vegeta: "When?"

Goku: (looks around) In the shower.

Vegeta: Ark! What were you doing in my shower?

Goku: (chuckles) When I called over one day to pick up some training equipment from Bulma we walked past the bathroom & you were in fine form as I recall.

Vegeta: (looks nervous) "Ummm, what exactly did you hear?"

Goku: (smiles) "Well you were giving a wonderful rendition of 'Rubber Ducky' if I remember correctly."

Vegeta goes bright red.

Goku: "You wernt all that bad either. So, shall we sing?"

Vegeta: (growls) "I suppose so."

Goku: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Once I caught a fish alive"

Vegeta:" 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Then I chucked it back again."

Goku: (frowning) "Why did you let it go?"

Vegeta: (glares) "Cause it sank its teeth into my finger so."

Goku: (Glares back) "Which finger did it bite?"

Vegeta: (snarls) "The stupid little finger on my right!"

Goku: "There that wasn't so hard now was it?"

Vegeta: (huffs) "Alright for some."

Goku: "I dont know why I bother trying to get you to loosen up & have some fun."

Vegeta: "I prefer to make my own fun."

Goku: (sings)" Rubber ducky, your the one..."

Vegeta, a face like thunder turns & looks daggers at Goku.

Vegeta: "Kakarot, Im warning you."

Goku: "Rubber ducky...."

Vegeta: "Jemima WILL be next."

Goku shuts up.

Vegeta: "Thankyou. Now lets move along shall we?"

Goku: "Okay then. So boys & girls do you know whats next on Saiya-jin School?"

*tic...toc...tic...toc...tic...toc...*

Vegeta: "Quick! Everybody out!"

Goku & the crew all look up rather startled."

Vegeta: "Out ! out! out! Evacuate! Sound the alarms..."

Goku: "Calm down Vegeta. Why should we leave?"

Vegeta: "Theres a bomb, a bomb in the studio."

Goku: (giggles) "No they haven't."

Vegeta: "Yes they have. I could hear it."

Goku: "Hear what?"

Vegeta: "The ticking. I could hear the bomb ticking."

Goku: "Where?"

Vegeta: "Shh everyone and just listen."

*tic..toc..tic..toc..tic..toc...tic..toc...*

Vegeta; "Agh!! there you go!!"

Vegeta begins to run around panicking

Goku taps Vegeta on the shoulder.

Goku: "Err... Vegeta. Thats not a bomb you hear."

Vegeta: (stands still) " It isnt?"

Goku: "No"

Vegeta: "Then what is it then?"

Goku: "Its the clock."

Vegeta: "The clock?"

Goku: "Yes the clock."

Vegeta: "Hehehe I knew that."

Goku: (sigh) "Lets clean up this mess in the studio then we can go look at the clock and have our story."

Vegeta: "What? Oh yes... sure thing."

Vegeta sheepishly begins to help Goku restore some sort of order to the studio.

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