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SAIYA-JIN SCHOOLWritten By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer : I don't own the guy's or any other familiar characters in this story. Also I don't own Play School (thank god !). But I do own the story ^_^
"Saiya-jin School" Part 4 Enjoy.......... Vegeta & Goku have tidied up the studio and once more *normality * has returned. Goku: "Well boys & girls its time for our story." Vegeta: "And I'm telling the story so I had better go & get ready." Vegeta smirks at the camera then moves off screen. Goku: "While Vegeta is getting ready to read the story what do we do boys & girls?" Goku looks questioningly at the camera. Goku: "Here's a hint..... " *tic...toc....tic....toc....tic....toc...* Goku: "No it's not a bomb like silly Vegeta thought, Its the clock. Thats right boys & girls, before we read the story we have to look at the clock." Vegeta: "Says who?" Goku: "'Cause thats how its done." Vegeta: "Why?" Goku: (getting irritated) "Just for once shut up & take my word for it okay." Vegeta: (shrugs shoulders) "Fine, if you want to go through life without questioning the unquestionable then thats fine with me." Goku glares at Vegeta, Vegeta moves away. Camera swings across to the clock which is tic, tocking quite happy completely oblivious to all that is going on around it. Goku: "So what time is it on the rocket clock today?" Camera moves in for a close up of the clock face. Goku: "Lets see now, the big hand is pointing straight up to the 12 so that means it's something o'clock." A muffled groan from Vegeta can be heard in the background. Goku: "And the little hand is pointing to the 7 so that must mean it's 7 o'clock." Vegeta: (in background) "Give the man a lollypop!" Goku: "So boys & girls it's 7 o'clock on the rocket clock on Saiya-jin school." Vegeta: (looks at the ceiling) "Einstein you have nothing to worry about...." Goku: "Lets see whats behind the clock shall we?" Vegeta: (sarcastically) "Oh what a good idea." Music springs up as the clock turns around to reveal a tin of beans, a cow, a little boy, a cat and a mean looking black coloured jelly baby. Goku: "Hmmm, so what have we here then? It all looks quite interesting. I wonder what the story is going to be about?" Camera cuts across to where Vegeta is reclining comfortably in a longe type chair with a big book in his hands. Vegeta: "Todays story is called "Jack and the Beanstalk" girls & boys." Vegeta holds the book up so that the camera can see it, then opening up the book he begins to read...... Vegeta: "Once upon a time there was this brat called
Jack who lived with a whining complaining woman. All Jack wanted to
do was train hard and become the strongest warrior in the universe
so he could beat the crap out of anyone that dared to cross him. But
the woman kept nagging at him to get a proper job so they could eat
and pay the bills. "On the way to the market he was jumped by the notorious bandits known as "Yamcha's Yokels". It was a fierce battle and somehow Jack managed to survive but by the time the smoke had cleared the cow had bolted and Jack found himself all alone in the road. Then something to his left glinted in the sunlight. Jack strolled over and bending down picked up a couple of beans. He looked at them and then slipped them into his pocket and turned for home. No point in chasing after the cow he thought, It had probably hooked up with the dish & the spoon by now. Needless to say when he got home the woman wasn't very happy to hear he had got into a fight and gave him a full on lecture." Goku: "Are you sure you are reading that from the book?" Vegeta: "Errr... well mostly." Goku: "It's just that it doesnt sound quite the same as what I remember." Vegeta: "Well I may have changed the odd bit & piece." Goku: "Do you mind sticking to the original plot as much as possible?" Vegeta: "Humph.. Your no fun at all. Look you said I could read the story so but out and let me do it.... "(whispers) *My way* Goku: "Ummm.... Okay. But try to keep as close to the plot as possible." Vegeta: "Aww alright then but no promises." Vegeta continues the story...... "As Jack lay awake, his body aching from the numerous cuts, bruises & damage he had got in the fight he thought he may as well eat the beans. So he reached into his pocket and pulled one out & crunched it up. It tasted okay & then as the bean hit his empty stomach it felt as though liquid fire went through his body & instantly he was healed. Now Jack, Not normally your sharpest tool in the shed had a very rare brainwave. He thought if he planted the other bean then he could grow his own bean tree and harvest the resulting beans for himself." "Then he could either sell the beans and make an incredibly wicked profit and be rich beyond his wildest dreams or keep them all for himself and it wouldn't matter how hurt or sick he got they would restore his health immediatley." Goku: "Vegeta....." Vegeta: "Alright..... I will stick to the story......" "So he planted the bean & went to bed. The next day there was this huge beanstalk outside his window, so being the fearless chap he was Jack climbed up the beanstalk to see what lay beyond. About 1/2 way up he came to a tower. He looked around but couldn't see anyone about. 'I wonder who's place this is?' He thought to himself. Just then he passed adoorway that had a sign above it that read "Korins Tower" 'Must be Korins place.' he thought. With that a fat white cat came out and looking Jack up & down asked who he was. 'Im Jack. Who are you?' "Korin" was the reply. Off to one side Jack could see a guy dragging what looked to be a reluctant cow into the back of the building.He scratched his head and turned back to Korin who was now playing a fiddle. Jack shook his head... a nightmare, thats what this was, a nightmare." "Suddenly Jack lunged at the cat and pinning him to the ground asked where the beanstalk went to and what did he know about the magic beans? The cat being a real wimp "spilled the beans" (A.N. love Vegeta's attempts at humor... dont you??) and told Jack everything he knew about the 'sensu' beans. He also told him that the beanstalk continued up to another tower where a really important person lived. Jack let go of the cat and once more resumed his upward climb." Goku: (cough) "Just where did you get that book from?" Vegeta: "From the bookshelf... why?" Goku: "Oh no particular reason....." Vegeta: (looks innocent) "All I do is read the thing." Goku: "Well seeing as how we have come this far you may as well finish reading it." Vegeta: (smirks) "Why thankyou oh kind co-host." Goku: "No need to be sarcastic." Vegeta: "Three cheers for Kakarot, he actually managed to recognise sarcasm." Goku: "Do you think you could get back to the story now?" Vegeta: (sighs) "Oh I suppose so." Vegeta continues with his *narration* "After much climbing Jack felt the air getting thinner along with the beanstalk and at last he reached yet another funny shaped platdorm thing stuck in the middle of no where. Putting it down to altitude sickness he jumped off the beanstalk and looked around. The tiles were highly polished & the palms well cared for. Jack heard a noise up ahead and so went to investigate. he sneaked a peek around the side of a column and spied a wrinkly green thing talking to a round fat black guy, at their feet were 7 golden globes." "Wow these guys must be good if they have won 7 golden globe awards thought Jack, and then he realised they wern't awards. He listened as the black guy spoke, something about the globes being dragonballs and summoning a dragon to grant a wish. Jack knew then that he had to have those dragonballs at any cost. They would be the answer to all his problems. He hid & waited till the two guys had left the area, then he snuck in and gatherd the balls up, stuffing them in his jacket, in pockets, infact anywhere they would fit so he could carry them. Then he headed back to the beanstalk. He was nearly there when the cow betrayed him by suddenly jumping over the moon and scaring the daylights out of him causing one of the dragonballs to slide down his trouser leg and hit the floor with a thump. This alerted the 2 beings to his presence and the usual "run around chasing each other" thing occured. At last Jack manages to shimmy down the beanstalk and when he finally gets to the bottom gives on huge karate chop and sever's the stalk from its base. This in turn caused the black dude & wrinkles to wish they had done more flying practice before they were buried several kilometers into the earth and covered with rock, rubble and rotting vegetation." "The woman came out of the house to see what the
commotion was and let fly with a tirade of abuse. Jack meanwhile summoned
the dragon, wished for and was granted immortality. The dragon also
took pity on Jack, deciding after 5 minutes that it couldn't stand
the womans voice anymore and allowed Jack a second wish. This ensured
that the woman was sent to join wrinkles & black boy in their
journey to the centre of the earth. Jack meanwhile continued to train
hard, get stronger and with the immortality became the strongest fighter
in the universe. Vegeta shuts the book and sits back looking smug. Goku: "I still say theres something wrong with that story." Vegeta: "I don't see what. The good guys still win & the bad guys get theirs." Goku: "I realise that but it still has a funny twist in there somewhere." Vegeta: "Don't let it bother you Kakarot." Goku: (scratches head) "Oh well I suppose not. Vegeta: Why is that guy over there making funny gestures?" Goku: "He's telling us its time to wind up." Vegeta: "Wind up? I'm not a toy you know." Goku: "Not that sort. He means its time to bring the show to a close." Vegeta: "Oh okat then. Huh? What was that?" Vegeta has seen something out of the corner of his eye. Goku: "Where?" Vegeta: "Over there, oh look its the missing mouse.... come 'ere Mickey...... " Vegeta takes off after Mickey sending the studio 'props' flying and blowing small holes in things as he tries to catch Mickey. Goku: "Well girls & boys we have had a lot of fun on Saiya-jin School today havent we?" * Whoosh * Vegeta flies past in the background. Goku: "But all good things must come to an end, so its time for us to say goodbye." * Squeak * Mickey is perched upon Jemimas head. Vegeta is taking aim. Goku turns & sees whats about to happen. Goku: (hastily) "So till next time bye bye boys & girls, be good." Goku waves then desperatley flings himself across the studio set to try to stop Vegeta. * Zap * * Squeak * Goku: "Aghhh!!!!" Mickey: "Squeak !!!!" Vegeta: "Blast !! Missed. Come back you rodent." Goku: *sob* "Jemima... oh no Jemima. I know you didn't have the best looking face but at least it was a face....." Goku picks up Jemimas 'body' that now has a neat hole where the face used to be...... *Music springs up* Camera slowly pulls backwards from the scene of Goku with Jemima in his hands & Vegeta chasing Mickey...... school house picture appears and the door shuts...... shot fades into blackness..........
~ FIN ~ And thus ends another of my weird fics...... Hope you all enjoyed
it. Trust me I have a ball writing these things. Now all I have to
do is get myself removed from the preschoolers 'hit list' ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ |
