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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 10
Well here we are at last, the final part of Survivor DBZ Style... Read on to find out just who our winner will be. King Kai: (Drum roll) Well this is it guys. King Kai opens the barrel and removes the first vote. King Kai: Goku Yamcha looks up. King Kai: Vegeta. Vegeta scowls. King Kai: Goku Vegeta smirks King Kai: Goku Vegeta smirks even more. King Kai: Goku Yamcha is looking worried. King Kai: Goku Goku: well aint I the popular one? King Kai: Goku Vegeta is looking majorly happy King Kai: Goku Yamcha has panic written on his face. King Kai: last vote... Goku Vegeta has a self satisfied smirk on his face and an evil glint in his eye. Yamcha has moved as far from Vegeta as he can possibly get. Goku gets up slowly & picks up his torch. Suddenly fireballs start erupting in the sky. Vegeta: Yeehaw! Yaho! Whhooo! Ahhhaaaa! Yes! Yes! Yes! King Kai: Okay Vegeta enough of the fireworks. Vegeta: Ce...le...bra..tion time.... Goku scratches his head Goku: Why so happy Vegeta? Vegeta: Don't you get it Kakarot? I beat you. I have finally surpassed you. Besides it also proves one other thing. Goku: What's that? Vegeta: I'm more popular than you! Goku: How do you figure that one? Vegeta: Think about it. The voters, they voted you off not me. Which means that they want me to stay. They like me more than you. Vegeta is in 7th heaven Vegeta: You hear that author... I'm still here... ha ha ha. Goku: 'scuse me but can we get back to the plot now??? King Kai: Okay. Goku, the tribe has spoken. King Kai extinguishes Goku's torch. Goku turns & faces Yamcha & Vegeta. Goku: Well guys it certainly was an experience. Vegeta I expect you to look after Yamcha. No trying to kill each other Okay? Goku walks towards the space ship Goku: (pats stomach) Sorry guys, Chichi's cooking is calling me. Goku enters the space ship. The rockets fire & off it goes. Vegeta & Yamcha watch as the ship disappears. They turn their attention back to King Kai. and.... *Fizztt* Goku instant transmissions in. Vegeta: What the?? King Kai: But your on the ship? Goku: I just wanted one last look. hehehehe Okay. Are you ready? Byeeeeee... Goku waves & his image fades out. King Kai: (smacks head on barrel) This is not happening... This is not happening... Yamcha: (coughs) err King Kai What about us? King Kai: Oh yes, sorry Yamcha. You two can go back to camp, tomorrow will be your last day so take the time to reflect. We will meet here again tomorrow night. You will both be given the opportunity to present your reasons as why you should be the winner. The rest of the survivors will be coming back as your jury. They will be the ones you will need to convince as They will ultimately vote on who wins. Debs-dragon: And me, and me.. I get to vote too.. Please???..
Can I?? huh... huh... Vegeta: I don't believe this. Debs-dragon: Believe it ! Vegeta: (Roll's eyes) How pathetic.... King Kai: Oh all right then. The jury will consist of the past survivors and the author. Happy now? Debs-dragon: Yes thanks. Nayha Nayha Vegeta, be nice to me. Vegeta: Shut up woman!!!! King Kai: I suggest you both get some sleep. Remember Vegeta, BOTH of you are required to be here tomorrow night, so no sending Yamcha to the other dimension. Vegeta: (mutters) Okay. Just the Twilight Zone then... Vegeta & Yamcha head back through the scrub to the cave. Yamcha: Now you heard what King Kai said. You are to leave me alone. Vegeta onto worry I have no intention of doing you in before the last tribal council. Yamcha: Thats nice to know. Thankyou Vegeta. Vegeta: After the last tribal council that's another story. I will not be responsible for my actions. Yamcha: Oh kay. They arrive back at the cave. Vegeta sits by the fire, Yamcha goes into the cave. A few minutes later he re appears wearing Pokemon pyjamas & holding a stuffed Pikachu. Yamcha: Goodnight Vegeta Vegeta: (looks up) Oh my god! Give me strength. Make sure you are RIGHT down the other end of the cave human or that Pikachu will be well & truly stuffed!!! Yamcha goes back into the cave & snuggles down to sleep. Vegeta stares at the fire and sighs. NEXT MORNING.... Yamcha pulls a pot out from within the hot coals. Vegeta has returned from the stream. Vegeta: What are you doing? Yamcha: I thought I would try something different for breakfast. Vegeta: Like what? Yamcha: (lifts lid on camp oven) Oven popped rice? Vegeta looks inside at the burnt, charcoal, lumps of what used to be rice. Vegeta: Be my guest. Vegeta walks off into the cave. Yamcha looks into the pot & stirs the remains with a spoon. Yamcha: Hmm Maybe not. LATER... Both are in the cave packing up their possessions. Vegeta puts his spare saiyajin armor& spandex into a bag, he rolls up his sleeping bag & puts his pillow with it. He then takes out a small cylinder from his pocket & throws it at the pile of belongings. *Poof* Where the pile was now sits a small capsule. Vegeta picks it up & puts it back into his pocket. Yamcha stares open mouthed. Vegeta: Better get packed Yamcha. Vegeta walks outside. Yamcha: (imitates Vegeta) Better get packed Yamcha. Just who the hell does he think he is, ordering me around. He may have been a prince on his own planet but here he's just another overgrown chimp. *Zap* Yamcha: Okay not so overgrown. Yamcha finishes his packing and joins Vegeta at the fire. Yamcha: So what other capsules have you got hidden there? Vegeta: Why should I tell you? Yamcha: Come on, its our last day together, lets try to get along. Vegeta: Just keep your distance. Yamcha: No worries, I have no intention of getting any closer. Vegeta reaches into his pocket again & pulls out another capsule. He flicks the top & tosses it to the side. *Poof* A fridge appears Yamcha: Way cool. Vegeta gets up & strolls across, he opens the fridge & takes out a beer. He pulls the ring & opens the can. He drinks it down then wipes the back of his hand across his mouth. Yamcha stares. Vegeta: Burrrrppppp. Excuse me. He reaches in again & takes out another can. He opens it & takes a swig. He walks back over & sits down. Yamcha follows his every move stunned. Vegeta: What are you staring at? Yamcha: Err... Ummm... Vegeta: Oh all right help yourself. Yamcha gets himself a beer & joins Vegeta Yamcha: So why didn't you tell us you had these capsules before? Vegeta: What!! And let Kakarot get into them! Yamcha: Oh yes... good point. They continue to knock back the beers, gradually the alcohol takes effect & softens the warriors. Yamcha: (reaching into the fridge) You didn't tell me you had cheese & biccis in here. Vegeta: You didn't ask. Yamcha: Ohh yummy Pate as well. Yamcha busies himself putting together a small feast of the goodies he found in the fridge. Yamcha: Might as well enjoy it. Vegeta: (smirks evilly) The last supper. Yamcha: Sorry you say something? Vegeta: No Yamcha: So this last few weeks have been most enlightening. Vegeta: Is this you or the alcohol talking? Yamcha: King Kai did say to reflect & get ourselves ready to present our case for winning. Vegetal: Hummph Yamcha: Your going to need a pretty strong case to convince the rest of the tribe to vote for you. Vegeta: I don't need a case at all. Yamcha: (mutters) No you are a case all by yourself. Vegeta: (begins to glow) I'd watch it if I were you. Yamcha: Why? Whacha gonna do? You heard King Kai. We both have to front up tonight so your not to kill me in the meantime. Vegeta: Nothing was said about maiming you though. Yamcha: Think I'll go for a stroll.... Yamcha walks off into the scrub to ponder his speech for the tribal council. Vegeta rests by the fire drinking his beer & contemplating all the different ways in which he could torture Yamcha to death when he finally gets the chance. EVENING... Vegeta& Yamcha wend their way for the last time along the beaten track to tribal council. They stop dead in their tracks... Vegeta: What the??? Yamcha: Ohhh The tribal meeting place has been transformed, There's balloons& streamers & general party fare everywhere. The rest of the survivors except for cell & Frieza are there. King Kai: Okay, Quiet everyone... Quiet... Oi.. Vegeta: SHUT UP!!!! *silence* All turn & look at King Kai King Kai: That's better. Now all take a seat please Everyone sits down. King Kai: As you know over the past few weeks one by one you have been voted off. As a tribe you have got to know each other very well. You have shared the highs & the lows, the laughter & the sorrow, the joy & the... Bulma: Your beginning to sound like a soap opera. King Kai: (gives Bulma a dirty look) It boils down to this. Yamcha & Vegeta you are our last 2 survivors. Each of you will now give a talk to the rest of us as to why you should win and earn the title of Ultimate Survivor. Right Yamcha you can go first. Yamcha stands up and walks to the podium. Yamcha: Over the last few weeks we have all got to know each other fairly well. When you are put into the situation of living with people then you suddenly become aware of all sorts of habits & traits previously unknown, some good, some not so good. I know that I haven't always been the easiest of people to get along with. All: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!! Yamcha: (huffs) As I was saying, I have tried to get along with you all. During my time here I have learnt many new skills such as how not to cook rice, the effects baked beans have on saiyajins, not to play with soap, how to play snap, you don't need to be a god to walk on water and most importantly when to shut up. All: Like Now???!!! Yamcha: (ignores them) So in conclusion I think you should vote for me as I am a worthy winner. Yamcha sits down. *peep* *peep* *tootle* *tootle* Trunks & Gohan are blowing those party hooter thingys. Trunks: Way to go Yamcha. Tien: Yeah man, great speech. King Kai:Okay Vegeta your turn. Vegeta gets up & takes the podium Vegeta: Okay listen up. I've gone hunting & brought back the meat. Its obvious I'm more popular as I'm still here, I'm also a Prince and I have one other thing... Those that oppose me don't live very long. Yamcha: (whispers) Not to mention arrogant, self centered, egotistical... *Zap* *Zap* Vegeta aims for & sets Pikachu on fire. Yamcha: Oh no not my Pikachu. (Pats out flames) Krillin: That's a bit below the belt Vegeta Piccolo: At least it wasn't my Furby. Everyone stares at Piccolo. Piccolo: (whistles &looks at the sky) What? Why are you all staring at me? King Kai: All right one and all it is time to weigh up in your mind who should win. Think about it then cast your vote. Okay Toraka tribe its time to vote. Goku your first. Goku goes off & votes. King Kai: Piccolo. Piccolo votes & is followed by Trunks, Krillin, Bulma, Gohan, Chichi, Tien and Debs-dragon: And me, don't forget me.. King Kai: Cell & Frieza couldn't vote as They weren't allowed out of hell. Now I'll go & tally up the votes. As King Kai goes to get the barrel so Gohan & Trunks get into the balloons. Trunks: Try this Gohan. Trunks unties the balloon& breathes in taking the balloons contents into his lungs. Trunks: (high squeaky voice) See, now talk... Isn't it funny. Gohan does the same. Gohan: Wow I sound like a chipmunk. Krillin joins Trunks & Gohan. Krillin: (high voice) Hey lets all do the hamster dance..... Bulma: Knock it off guys!!! Tien: Yeah your not as good as the original King Kai returns. King Kai: (sounds happy) This is the last time I have to do this, Yes! Yes! Yes! I can go back to my own little planet with Bubbles & Gregory & once again have long meaningful conversations and not have to put up with this lot. Vegeta: I hate to interrupt you but do you think we could GET ON WITH IT!! King Kai: Oh yes sorry. Right the winner is the one who scores the most votes.The 1st vote is for Yamcha. Yamcha smiles King Kai: Vegeta Vegeta smirks King Kai: Yamcha Yamcha smiles more King Kai: Yamcha Yamcha grins King Kai : Vegeta Vegeta smirks. King Kai Vegeta Vegeta smirks more King Kai: Vegeta Vegeta actually shock horror smiles... King Kai: Yamcha Yamcha grins King Kai: Okay that's 4 votes Yamcha & 4 votes Vegeta I have in my hand the deciding vote and it is.... Pikachu!!! All groan King Kai:Sorry heheheh couldn't resist the joke. (Drum roll) Last vote.... Yamcha Vegeta returns to his usual pose & scowls. Yamcha is jumping up & down punching the air. Yamcha: Yes! Yes! Yes! Everyone gets up Yamcha: I told you I was the best. I m the champion. Yahoo!! King Kai: All right that's enough. Congratulations Yamcha, You win the title of Ultimate Survivor DBZ Style. Yamcha: Thanks King Kai. So what's my prize? King Kai: That's it Yamcha: What? King Kai: The title Yamcha: Your kidding me. King Kai: No Vegeta: Heheheheheh Krillin: Congrats Yamcha Yamcha: Yeah sure, thanks. (mutters) What a let down. Trunks: Party back at our place Gohan: Right on Tien: Count me in Goku: Is there food? Chi chi: Trust you Goku Krillin: I'm coming. Piccolo: Ahh why not Bulma: You coming Vegeta? Vegeta: In a minute All the group go & get into the space ship. Only Bulma. King Kai, Vegeta& Yamcha remain. King Kai: so lets go Bulma: Yeah come on Vegeta Vegeta looks at them Vegeta: If you don't mind I'd like to have a word with Yamcha before we leave. You all go ahead Yamcha & I will follow in King Kais ship. King Kai: Okay but you must give me your word that you wont lay a finger on Yamcha. Vegeta: You have my word. King Kai & Bulma fly off to earth with the rest of the guys. Vegeta: I just wanted to let you know that these past few weeks have been the worst of my life. You have not only tried to pinch Bulma but every chance you have had you have tried to humiliate me. Now you think you are the ants pants by winning the title. Yamcha begins to back away, Eyes wide. Vegeta raises his hand, a ball of energy begins to form. Yamcha: You gave your word you wouldn't touch me. Vegeta: I don't intend breaking my word Vegeta fires the ball of energy, it whizzes past Yamchas ear and blows up King Kais space ship. Yamcha: You Idiot! Are you insane? You just blew up our transport. Vegeta: Correction. I just blew up your transport. Vegeta gets an evil look on his face, another energy ball begins to form. Vegeta: I have suffered enough from your insults, This is the last time. Yamcha: But but... Vegeta: Don't worry I have no intention of touching you. As much as I would delight in tearing you limb from limb the thought of that woman berating me for the rest of my days is worse. Yamcha: (smiles) Knew you didn't have the guts. Vegeta: That's where your wrong Yamcha. Vegeta fires the energy ball into the planets core. He then reaches into his pocket & takes out a capsule. *Poof* A space ship appears. Vegeta walks over to it & climbs in. Yamcha is standing dumbfounded as the planet begins to break up around him. Vegeta: So long, wasn't nice knowing you. Yamcha: Hang on you cant go & leave me here like this... Wait... Vegeta blasts off Vegeta: Ahhh revenge is sweet. BACK ON EARTH.... Gohan: Wow look at that bright flash in the sky. Trunks: Was that a shooting star or what? King Kai: Reminds me of when planet Namek blew up. *Whooosh* *Bang* Vegetas space ship lands. Vegeta gets out. Bulma: Where's Yamcha? Vegeta: Errr.. He took the other ship & went planet hopping, said something about checking out the universe. Bulma: Okay. Welcome home Vegeta ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
Well there it is what you have all been waiting for. That's the conclusion to this epic. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as I had a lot of fun writing it & thinking up challenges etc. |
