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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 2
King Kai waddles off & returns with the barrel. He opens the lid. King Kai: Remember if you are voted off you must leave immediately, there is a space ship over there waiting to take you home or to the nearest convenient planet. There will be no ifs or buts, my decision is final. Okay, here we go..... The group all sit with expectant looks on their faces. Trunks is grinning from ear to ear, he knows that he's here for another week. King Kai reaches in & draws out the 1st vote. King Kai: Tien All give a sigh & look at Tien King Kai: Gohan Gohan looks slightly shocked & Chi Chi has a face like thunder. King Kai: Goku Vegeta smiles, ChiChi has gone a shade redder King Kai: Frieza Everyone smiles King Kai: Frieza The smiles get even wider King Kai: Yamcha Vegeta looks at Yamcha with a sneer on his face. This quickly fades when King Kai says... King Kai: Vegeta Yamcha sticks his tongue out at Vegeta. King Kai: Yamcha Vegeta sticks his tongue out at Yamcha. King Kai: Goku Chi Chi is beginning to turn purple with the effort of controlling her temper. King Kai: Bulma Yamcha grins at Vegeta King Kai: Frieza King Kai: Yamcha Vegeta is trying hard to contain his delight, Bulma puts a restraining hand on his arm. Yamcha is looking shell shocked. King Kai: Goku Chi Chi is about to explode King Kai: That's 3 votes Goku, 3 votes Yamcha, 3 votes Frieza, 1 vote Vegeta, 1 vote Bulma, 1 vote Tien & 1 vote Gohan. There are 3 votes remaining. King Kai dips in & pulls out another vote. King Kai: Frieza All sigh King Kai: Yamcha Vegeta is bouncing up & down on the spot with excitement. King Kai: And the last vote is for...Frieza Yamcha; (jumps up & down) Yahoooo!! Nah..nah.. Vegeta...Up yours!!! Vegeta; Why you! He fires an energy ball at Yamcha, Yamcha ducks & it flies off into the night sky. Yamcha; Ha ha... you missed me. Piccolo; Enough you 2, settle down & act your age. Vegeta & Yamcha both sit down but continue to glare at each other. King Kai; Okay Frieza has 5 votes which is 1 more than Yamcha so Frieza, bring your torch here....(he extinguishes Frieza's torch) The tribe has spoken..... Goku: Hang on a minute. I have been doing this sum in my head so it may be wrong, Vegeta; That's a high probability. Goku; (ignoring Vegeta) but the figures don't add up. There are 12 of us and yet 16 votes have been cast. Gohan; Hey your right dad. Chi Chi; I knew all that study would pay off some day. King Kai: Trust you Goku. Look there's a simple explanation for that. They all look at him expectantly. King Kai; I just don't feel like explaining it right now. All roll their eyes. Frieza; Well good-bye all, I cant say that its been fun, but to those of you who voted me off... you will get yours. In the meantime if I cant win then no one will. Frieza flies up into the air and makes a large ball
of energy which he aims at the planet. Then laughing in that uncontrollable
high pitched excuse for a voice fires it off. Goku & Vegeta Immediately
turn SSJ and between them deflect the ball, Trunks & Gohan fly
up and Gohan restrains Frieza while Trunks draws his sword. Gohan
lets go and Flash....Flash....Flash.... Trunks returns his sword to
its scabbard. Frieza floats with an astonished look on his face before
falling in pieces to the ground. His last words were - " I hate
monkeys" Goku, Vegeta, Gohan & Trunks all return to their seats. The rest of the group stare at the pieces of Frieza on the ground. Cell; Shishkebabs anyone? Chi Chi; I don't think we are that desperate. Bulma hides behind Vegeta & brings up her dinner. King Kai; Well that's us done for tonight, you may return to your campsite. Expect mail in the next couple of days. Goodnight Toraka tribe. All the group except Cell pick up their torches & head back to camp. King Kai is busy extinguishing all the fire power & doesn't see Cell sneak over to Frieza's remains. Quickly Cell pulls his tail out & begins to vacuum up Friezas bits. King Kai hearing the suction turns around just as Cell is finishing off. King Kai; You could have asked first. Cell; Sorry, didn't think. King Kai; I suppose that's ok. You have saved me a job. Cell; I'll catch you later then. Cell picks up his torch & heads off after the others. NEXT MORNING Vegeta lit the fire, Trunks & Gohan are breaking up wood, Bulma & Chi Chi are cooking, Piccolo, Tien, Yamcha, Goku & Cell are sitting around the fire playing I spy. Krillin is still asleep. Piccolo: I spy with my little eye something beginning with F. Goku; Food? Piccolo; No Tien; Fire? Piccolo; No Tien; Firewood? Piccolo; No Cell; Flower? Piccolo; No Yamcha; (looking at Vegeta) Freak? Vegeta; (aiming at Yamcha) Fireball? The fireball whizzed past Yamcha & exploded in the back of the cave. Krillin; Far out!! What are you trying to do? Fry Me??? Goku; Feather? Piccolo; Yes. Goku; Okay my turn. I spy with my little eye something beginning with B. Vegeta; Bulma? Goku; No, Breakfast, here comes Chi Chi with the food. Vegeta; (rolls his eyes) You have a one track mind Kakarot. Yamcha; I could do with some real food. Krillin; me too, I'm sick of rice. Chi Chi; (steam is coming from her ears) Fine you ungrateful lot, from now on you can cook your own food. Goku; Aw Chi Chi, I never said anything. Chi Chi; No you never do! That's your problem. You want something else?? Then get off your lazy backsides, go hunting and find something. Chi Chi storms off into the cave. Vegeta: That's typical of Kakarots wife. Bulma; You leave Chi Chi alone, what she says is true and I've had enough too. Bulma followed Chi Chi into the cave. The guys all look at each other. Goku; Well I suppose that Gohan & I could try our luck at fishing. Vegeta; Trunks & I can do better than fish, we will go & find some real meat. Krillin; Piccolo & I can see what we can find. Piccolo; But I don't need food Krillin. Krillin; Like I give a shit!. You mightn't but the rest of us need to eat. Cell; I'll stay here & look after the camp site. Yamcha; I'll stay & help you Cell. Vegeta; (gives a meaningful stare at Yamcha) I don't think that's a good idea. Tien; Come on Yamcha, we'll go & give Goku a hand. Vegeta & Trunks head off into the scrub to search for 'real meat'. At the stream Goku & Gohan are in the water chasing fish, Tien & Yamcha are on the bank waiting. Tien; If you keep this up Vegeta is going to flatten you. Yamcha; He may be stronger than me but he has to catch me first. Tien; Bulma must really like him as she has a kid to him. Yamcha; That doesn't mean anything. You know what a fit of passion is????? Tien; Why don't you just give it up & let us all have some peace? Yamcha; I'll think about it. The one thing I don't get is what does she see in him? What does he have that I don't? Tien; Got a spare couple of hours???? Tien was saved from going further as Gohan appeared in front of them with a huge fish. Gohan; Here guys...catch Tien; Wow that sure is a big fish. Yamcha; Yeah, but who's going to gut & clean it? Gohan; Hey I just catch them. Tien; Come on Yamcha, it wont take us long to clean it. Yamcha has started to turn several shades of green. Goku; Here's another one for you. You can gut one each, just rip it down the middle.... Yamcha, holding a hand to his mouth rapidly disappears in the direction of the rocks. Goku, Tien & Gohan are staring open mouthed after him. Goku scratches the back of his head. Goku; Was it something I said? Later that afternoon peace has returned to the camp. The fish has been stuffed with some rice & odd looking vegetables that Krillin & Piccolo found. The fish was roasted & everyone has finished eating their fill. Krillin; So how did you & Trunks get on Vegeta? Find anything? Vegeta; Not yet but we did find some tracks that belong to a creature of considerable size. Piccolo; Any idea what? Yamcha; (whispers to Tien) They were probably his own tracks, his egos big enough. Vegeta; (sends a blast at Yamcha) No, we are going back tomorrow to track it to its lair. The blast caught Yamcha in the rear as he tried to dodge it. Yamcha; (running around patting out the flames on his rear Ouch... Ouch... That's hot...burning....boy is that hot.... Not fair Vegeta. Vegeta; The next one will be bigger. (He raises his hand) Bulma; (puts he hand on Vegetas arm) Let him be Vegeta. His pride amongst other things is hurt enough for now. Trunks & Gohan are giggling together as Yamcha having finally extinguished the flames is trying to sit down again. Vegeta; Once we track it down then we can catch it. Then we can have some decent food other than fish. Goku; I didn't see you refusing the fish. Vegeta; (scowling) I hate fish but I was dammed if you were going to get it. Cell; Lets have one evening around the fire without all the squabbling. Having all of your cells in me can play havoc at times. Chi Chi; How about a cup of cocoa before bed? Trunks; I didn't think we had any cocoa. Chi Chi; We didn't, but earlier when you were all off looking for supplies the author of this fan fic let a reader drop some off. Trunks; Okay then, Who's for cocoa? They all drink their cocoa then head off for bed knowing that the next day will bring another challenge, another immunity, another tribal council, another voting and heaven forbid, more rice. NEXT DAY Vegeta & Trunks have gone animal tracking, Chi Chi & Bulma are sunning themselves by the stream, Goku & Gohan are after more fish, Piccolo & Cell are meditating while Krillin & Tien have gone to get the mail. Yamcha casually strolls towards Bulma. Yamcha; Hey Bulma, want me to put some sun screen on you? Bulma; Yes please. Yamcha begins to rub the sun screen on Bulmas back, Goku watches from the water, he can sense Vegeta coming back and he doesn't seem to be in a good mood. He floats on his back keeping an eye on the shore. Gohan; What are you smiling at dad? Goku; Just watch the shore son, there's going to be fireworks shortly. Gohan; What do you mean? Goku; Just watch & see. Gohan looked at the shore where Yamcha was in full swing rubbing Bulmas back. Suddenly Vegeta shot like a cannon ball right into Yamcha and sent him flying. Gohan & Trunks grabbed Vegeta only just managing to restrain him. Goku, laughing so much began to choke on the water he was swallowing. Yamcha regained his feet & with a backward glance at Vegeta, walked off. Vegeta; Why I should flatten him once and for all! The minute my back is turned... Bulma; Hang on Vegeta, he was only putting sun screen on my back. Vegeta;(looking at the stream) What's wrong with your dad Gohan? Gohan looks at the stream where Goku is thrashing around spluttering & drowning. Gohan pulls him out. Goku; cough cough Thanks Gohan. cough cough Gohan; What happened? Goku; I was, cough, laughing, cough, so much that I, cough cough, began to take in water, cough cough. Krillin & Tien arrive at the stream, Vegeta is returning to his normal colour and Goku has just about got his breathing under control. Krillin; (looks at Trunks) Errr.. What's happening Trunks? Trunks; Don't even go there. Krillin; Okay then. Gohan; What's the mail? Krillin; Lets go back to camp & we can read it there with everyone present. They all picked up their various bits & pieces and headed back to camp. Tien; Here's the mail... Hone your skills, get ready to race Chi Chi; Behind the wheel? If that's what I think then I haven't got a hope in hell. Later that day the 'survivors' are again in the clearing where a T.V and playstation have materialized. King Kai; Today's immunity challenge will test your driving skills. In a series of knock out rounds you will be eliminated one by one until the final 2 are left to fight it out. The ballot was again done off camera so lets go... They all took their turns till only 4 were left, Goku, Gohan, Trunks & Vegeta. King Kai; Right Trunks, Goku, your up. 10 minutes of fierce driving later and Goku emerged the winner. Goku; Yes! Take that Trunks, Thrashed you. Gohan; (rolls his eyes) Dad you can be so immature at times. Vegeta; How on earth he managed to father you Gohan is beyond me. Gohan & Vegeta played off and Vegeta won. King Kai; Now for the final. The winner gets immunity. Ready? Then Play! Goku & Vegeta, their faces full of concentration battle it out. All that can be heard is the occasional grunt and odd expletive. Vegeta; YAHOO!!!! WHHEEYY!!!! I WON!!!!!! I won.... I don't believe it! I beat you Kakarot... I actually beat you!!! YES!! I have finally surpassed you in something. Goku; Okay Vegeta we get the picture, you don't have to go on about it. Vegeta is jumping all over the place with the excitement of finally having beaten Goku. King Kai; Right Vegeta you have won Immunity. I will see you all at tonight's tribal council. They all head back to camp, Vegeta is literally floating on air. Vegeta; I am the champion... I am the champion... Goku; Yea, yea, yea we know, give it a rest. Vegeta; I beat you, I beat you, I beat you. Who's the best now then eh? eh?? Trunks; Give it a rest dad you will burst a blood vessel. Yamcha: He's going to be impossible to live with now. Vegeta; (looking at Yamcha) One down & one to go.... Evening finds the group once more sitting at fire power central. King Kai; Here we are again, its time to cast our votes. Let me ask if you have learnt anything over these last few days... Goku? Goku; If you want fireworks then give Yamcha a bottle of sun screen, sit back & watch. Vegeta gives Goku a sour look. King Kai; Gohan? Gohan; Don't give Yamcha fish to clean & gut? King Kai; Yamcha? Yamcha; Be more careful in choosing my friends in future. King Kai; all right lets get this over with. Vegeta you have immunity so cannot be voted off this time, the rest of you....
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