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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 4
King Kai; "Okay now that the voting has finished I'll get the barrel & we will see whos going home tonight. King Kai waddles off & the group chat among themselves. Vegeta;(scowling) With any luck it will be you Yamcha. Yamcha; Dont hold your breath. Vegeta; If you don't go soon I'll get rid of you myself. Yamcha; Wishful thinking. Krillin; Now now children, calm down. Vegeta folds his arms & turns his back on the group. King Kai returns with the barrel. King Kai; Here we go. Remember if you are the one voted off you must leave immediatley. 1st vote is for.... Goku. Goku; Huh, what, someone call me? Gohan; Forget it dad. King Kai; Chi Chi. Goku; Chi Chi? Whos calling Chi Chi? Vegeta; return to your own dimension Kakarot. Goku; Huh? okay. Goku goes back to his own little world. King Kai; Krillin. Krillin; Yeah, that would be right. King Kai; Bulma. Bulma shrugs her shoulders. Vegeta scowles. King Kai; Yamcha. Vegeta smiles. (at least as close to a smile as he can get.) King Kai; Cell Cell looks stunned. Cell; But...but... Chi chi; Dont sweat it Cell. King Kai; Bulma Yamcha frowns King Kai; Yamcha Vegeta is looking hopeful. King Kai; Theres one vote left, at the moment we have 2 votes Bulma, 2 votes Yamcha, 1 vote each Krillin, Chi Chi, Goku & Cell. Okay last vote. King Kai removes the last vote. Everyone is looking at King Kai expectantly. King Kais face breaks into a huge grin. Vegeta; Get on with it already! King Kai: Last vote is..... Bulma. Yamcha faints, Vegeta is stunned & Trunks smirks,
the rest are looking relieved. Bulma gets up & collects her torch. Goku is fanning Yamcha trying to bring him around. Vegeta; There must be some mistake. I demand a recount!! Trunks; (whispers to Gohan) He's just wondering how he's going to stay warm at night without my mom to cuddle up to. Bulma; Hey Vegeta don't worry, I'll go back home and wait for you there. Vegeta; But who's going to do my washing & cook my food? I'm a Prince & shouldnt be expected to do these things. Bulma; (rolls her eyes) Why you chauvanist! It will do you good to look after yoursef for once. I'm glad I'm going, at least I can have a decent bath. Bulma flicks her hair then turns to King Kai. Bulma; I'm ready. King Kai extinguishes Bulmas torch. The Toraka tribe has spoken. Gohan; (mutters under his breath) I still say this is rigged. Theres 10 of us but only 9 votes. Goku; Son, cheats never prosper, thats why the bad guys always lose. Cell; What about Vegeta then? Goku; Good point. Jury's still out on that one. Bulma looks around at everyone. Bulma; Well goodbye all, it was fun while it lasted. Goku,Gohan,Chi Chi,Piccolo; Bye Bulma. Trunks; (gives his mum a hug & kiss on the cheek) Bye mom. Bulma; Be good & keep an eye on your father. You know how hot headed he can get. Trunks; Yeah, tell me about it. Krillin; See ya Bulma Cell; Bye Bulma; When Yamcha comes around tell him I said goodbye. Piccolo; Will do Bulma; Vegeta arent you going to say goodbye? Vegeta; Goodbye! Bulma: Not good enough Vegeta. Bulma walks over to Vegeta with her hands on her hips,
Vegeta scowls. She stops in front of him. Suddenly she throws her
arms around his neck and gives him a big kiss. Gohan & Trunks stare their mouths drop open. Goku; (scratches the back of his head) Whooo hoooo, go Bulma!! Piccolo; How disgusting. Bulma finally lets go of Vegeta & walks off to the waiting space ship. Vegeta is trying to catch his breath. Everyone is looking at him. Vegeta; What are you all staring at?? Trunks: Wow Dad.... Vegeta; If you know whats good for you you will shut up.! King Kai; Back to camp guys, I'll see you all in a couple of days. The space ship leaves. Goku; Hey Vegeta,dont let it bother you. Vegeta; It doesnt Kakarot. Yamcha; Where am I? What happened? Gohan; Welcome back Piccolo; You Fainted. Yamcha; Oh Cell; Bulma said goodbye Yamcha; Oh damn, has she already gone? Trunks; Yes. You missed the fun, when she grabbed Dad.... An energy ball whizzes past Trunks ear. Vegeta stands looking at Trunks. Trunks; Err never mind. Lets go back to camp. They all pick up their torches & head for the cave. NEXT DAY...... Camera pans around the campsite, its deserted. A thin spiral of smoke curls from the nearly dead fire. The camera goes into the cave, belongings are scattered everywhere. Theres no sign of anyone. Camera goes back outside & scans around, it looks as if everybody left in a hurry. Camera picks up on movement in the scrub, Goku emerges carrying wood. Goku; Hey, where is everyone? Silence Goku looking puzzled breaks up the wood. He piles it on the fire & shoots a ki blast, the fire roars back into life. Goku;(looks around) Anyone home??? I wonder where they have all gone.? Goku goes into the cave & comes out with a bowl. He helps himself to rice & water & puts the bowl on the fire to cook. Piccolo apears. Goku; Hey Piccolo, Where is everyone? Piccolo; I have no idea. They were here when I went to meditate. Goku; Strange, oh well I guess they will all show up when they're hungry. The camera swings around and scans the surrounding scrub. Suddenly it stops, the microphone has picked up on a noise comming from the direction of the toilet. Yamcha; Ohhh god........ Krillin; I second that. Trunks; Gohan do you have to chuck up right next to me? Gohan; Sorry, I couldnt help it. Trunks; (throwing up) its (chuck) okay. Cell; Ugh, I've never felt so rotten. Vegeta; It has to be that fish, (chuck) It's the only thing (chuck) that we all ate thats the same (chuck) Yamcha; Well why isnt Goku ill? he ate the fish too. Vegeta: Kakarot has a cast iron stomach. With everything he throws down his throat it has no choice but to become immune. Trunks; I'm going back to the camp to rest & recover. Gohan; Me too. Yamcha; I suppose its as good a place as any to keep throwing up in. Krillin; I dont think I have the energy to move. Cell; Wheres Chi Chi? Gohan; Shes on the other side... just as bad I think. Vegeta; I'm off. The guys slowly pick themselves up and drag their weary bodies back to the campsite. Goku; There you all are. Hey whats up? You all look pretty glum. I've just finished cooking breakfast, theres plenty for all. Trunks & Gohan put their hands over their mouths and run.... Yamcha turns green....Cell & Krillin take to the scrub. Vegeta looks around at the fast disappearing group. Vegeta; Kakarot sometimes you can be so.... so.... THICK!!! Vegeta turns & with his hand over his mouth takes off after Trunks & Gohan. Goku;(scratching his head) What did I say? LATER..... Everyone is sitting around the campfire. the last traces of food poisoning have gone and everyone is begining to feel better. Chi Chi walks up from the stream. Chi Chi; ahhh thats better. Goku; Where have you been? Chi Chi; I've just had a bath down at the stream. After being so sick this morning it made me feel much better. She looks around at the group. Chi Chi; In fact it wouldnt hurt a few more of you to have a bath once in a while!!!! She stomps off into the cave. Gohan; I suppose she's right. Trunks; Yeah after all that chucking earlier we are a bit on the high side. Krillin; Well I cant smell anything. Vegeta; That makes sense. Krillin; What do you mean Vegeta? Vegeta;(rolls eyes) Idiot!! Just look at yourself cue ball. In case you missed it, YOU HAVE NO NOSE!!! Krillin; (blushes) Oh yea... right... course... sorry... Camera goes to the stream where everyone except Chi Chi,Cell & Piccolo are bathing. Gohan; Hey look what I can do Trunks. Gohan picks up the soap and closes his hand around it. Then he squeezes & the soap shoots out. Gohan; Wheeeeeeee.... Trunks; Hey neat trick, let me try. Trunks has a go. Trunks; Thats fun. Goku; How did you do that??? Yamcha; Here I'll show you. Yamcha gets the soap & gives it a squeeze, the soap promptly shoots out of Yamchas hand, whizzes across the water and hits Vegeta in the head. Yamcha; Oh oh. Vegeta turns around slowly, the anger creeping up his face. Yamcha backs away towards the shore.
Yamcha; Errr... now hang on Vegeta, it was an accident... I didnt mean to... Oh shit.. Vegeta powers up & sends a Galic ho straight at Yamcha. The water parts as it travels towards its target. Yamcha is running on top of the water trying to get away from the blast. He flies up in the air and the blast goes into the scrub. The water is bubbling. Yamcha floats above. Yamcha; Phew... that was close. Goku; Hey look everyone Vegeta made a spa! Vegeta; Shut up Kakarot. Yamcha come here & die like a man! Yamcha; No way! Yamcha heads bush. Vegeta; Okay I'll hunt you down then. Vegeta leaves the water & takes off after Yamcha. Goku is floating on his back squirting water in the air. Gohan; Shouldnt we stop vegeta dad? Goku; I suppose so but let him have some fun first. Trunks; I think we should stop him now before he does a lot of damage. Krillin; Oh I dont know, I'm quite happy to stay here. Gohan; Come on dad. Goku; Oh all right then. Goku, Trunks & Gohan fly off after Vegeta & Yamcha. Krillin; I'll take the clothes home shall I ???? Yamcha is high tailing it through the scrub. Vegeta is in hot pursuit. Vegeta; Come here you wuss. Yamcha; No fear. Vegeta shoots several fireballs at Yamcha who manages to dodge them. Vegeta; Stay still & let me hit you. Yamcha; Are you crazy??? Vegeta manages to gain a little on Yamcha & sends a ki blast that lands in front of Yamcha, yamcha falls in the hole. Vegeta; Now I have you. Vegeta pounces on Yamcha & begins to beat the crap out of him. Yamcha struggles to fight back. Goku, Gohan & Trunks arrive. Goku; Leave him alone Vegeta. Vegeta; No way. (punch, punch) He's tormented me (punch, punch)for the last time (punch, punch). Trunks; But father it takes a stronger man to walk away from a fight. Vegeta; I dont give a rats. I've had enough! Goku; Okay Time out. Goku walks up & grabs Vegeta by the arms & pulls him off Yamcha. Gohan & Trunks race in to see if Yamchas ok. Vegeta; (wipes blood from his face) Maybe that will teach him a lesson. Gohan; Yamcha are you ok? Yamcha;(mumbles) Sure, never better, I just love getting beaten to a pulp. Trunks; Sorry about my dad. Yamcha; Its not your fault that your old man has such a short fuse. Vegeta; Short fuse have I! Why I'll show you... Vegeta flew at Yamcha again, Goku grabbed his leg and stopped him in mid flight. Goku; Gohan, Trunks, take Yamcha back to camp & clean him up. I'll take care of Vegeta. By the way, you 2 might want to get some clothes on before returning to camp. Vegeta & Yamcha both suddenly realise that in their haste to get each other they didnt stop to put on their pants! Trunks; Yea Mickey Mouse underwear isnt exactly doing the best for your image dad. Vegeta; At least its better than Pokemon! Yamcha; & whats wrong with Pokemon? Gohan; (rolls his eyes) Even I have grown out of Pokemon. Trunks; Yea, a little yellow Pikachu thingy that shoots lightning bolts out of its cheeks. I ask you, Who's going to believe in that sort of thing? Goku; Come on guys lets move it. Gohan & Trunks help Yamcha while Goku hangs on to Vegeta. They manage to get back without Chi Chi noticing. Cell; Dinners ready. Trunks; Not rice again? Cell; No... no... no.... Gohan; Not Dragonog again? Cell; No... no...no... Vegeta; Not blasted fish! Cell; No... no... no... We have eggs. All; Eggs??? Cell; Yes... yes... yes... Krillin brought them back from the stream. Krillin; I found them amongst the debris from Vegetas blast. Everyone except Piccolo sits around the fire eating. Chi Chi; You dont know what your missing Piccolo. Piccolo; After watching you all ralphing earlier I dont think I want to join you. After dinner everyone heads off to the cave to go to bed... all except Goku. Goku; Aw guys. Why cant I sleep in the cave? Cell; No way. Not with your snoring. Goku; Thats not fair. I cant hear myself. Piccolo; I can now stay out there. Goku; (mumbles to himself) Not fair, not my fault I snore. If Piccolo's ears wern't so big there wouldnt be a problem. Piccolo; I heard that. Goku; Night all. NEXT DAY....... Goku & Krillin have gone to check the mail. Everyone else is playing cards. Cell; Have you got a 7? Gohan; Fish. Have you got an ace? Trunks; Yes, here you go. Have you got a 10? Vegeta; Fish. Got a 2? Chi Chi; Say please. Vegeta; Please! damn it! Chi Chi; no need to be so rude Vegeta. Fish. Have you got a queen? Yamcha; Fish. Have you got a 4? Piccolo; Yes. Have you got a 7? Cell; Swine. Goku & Krillin; hey everyone, posties been. Everyone puts away their cards & gather around. Gohan; So what does it say? Goku; Here you read it Krillin. Krillin; Ok.
Chi Chi; Sounds ominous. Vegeta; (flexing his muscles) Oh I dont know. Trunks: Well theres only one way to find out. Later we are again standing in the clearing where King Kai is waiting with a thick rope. King Kai; Today we are going to have a tug-of-war. Again it will be elimination rounds, and to save boring everyone with un necessary dialogue & save the author having to use her brain lets get into it. Chi Chi & Yamcha your 1st. Chi Chi & Yamcha take up the slack. King Kai; Okay ready ... pull... Goku; Go Chi Chi, Thats my girl. Pull.... Gohan; Go Mom. They are both evenly matched. Yamcha is still suffering from his beating with Vegeta. Gohan; Hey Mom. I've decide I'm going to quit study & become a fighter. hehehe. Chi Chi; What!!!! Chi Chi explodes & pulls Yamcha off his feet. Chi Chi; Gohan come here! Gohan; Iwas only joking mom. Look you won. Chi Chi; Oh so I did. But thats still doesnt mean you can quit studying. Vegeta; Put a sock in it woman. You won didnt you. Chi Chi scowls & looks away. The rest take turns & eventually we are left with Goku v Cell & Vegeta v Gohan. Goku & Cell have a fierce battle which Goku eventually wins. Vegeta & Gohan struggle but Vegeta comes out victorious. King Kai; Okay, so its you 2 again. No funny stuff okay? Vegeta/Goku; Okay King Kai; take up the slack, and go Goku & Vegeta both begin to strain. Grunts & groans are comming from both ends. Goku; Aghhhhh Vegeta; Ughhhh Suddenly Goku gives a scream & powers up to SSJ. Vegeta seeing this does the same. The battle continues. Finally Goku manages to get the edge & pulls the rope to his side. Goku; Whooo hooo. I Won, Eat my dust Vegeta. Vegeta; thats exactly the sort of response I'd expect from you Kakarot. Goku; Just face it Vegeta I'm stronger than you!!! Ha ha ha. King Kai; Okay Okay, Goku you have immunity. Now back to camp & I'll see you all at tonights tribal council. EVENING.... The camera is following the line of 'survivors' as they thread there way through the scrub. King Kai waiting on the rocky out crop surrounded by fire power. Kink Kai; Hi there its that time yet again so tell me, what have we learnt this time? Gohan? Gohan; Yamcha likes Pokemon. Yamcha; Shut up! King Kai; what about you Goku? Goku; Vegeta has a thing for Mickey Mouse. Vegeta glares at Goku. Goku smiles. King Kai; Why do I bother. Piccolo, what have you learnt? Piccolo; That Trunks can throw up in 4 different ways. King Kai; Thats enough I think. Well lets get to it.
Goku you have immunity so cant be voted off.
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