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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 5
King Kai: Okay tally up time. King Kai collects the barrel, everyone sits expectantly. King Kai: Alright here we go. first vote... Krillin Krillin looks at the ground. King Kai: Krillin. Vegeta smirks King Kai: Krillin Krillin; hey your starting to sound like a broken record. King Kai; Cell Cell ignores King Kai. King Kai; Yamcha. Yamcha looks up. King Kai; Yamcha. Yamcha; Yea well thats what I expected. Vegeta smirks even more. King Kai; Krillin Krillin isnt looking too happy. King Kai; Yamcha Yamcha; so what else is new. King Kai; Krillin. Krillin; Strewth, just what did I do to you guys??? King Kai; Krillin Krillin; That does it. I have a good mind to sell my story to the papers. King Kai; Last vote. Any Guesses??? All; Krillin??? King Kai; Right first time. Okay Krillin, time to walk the walk. Krillin: (turns to everyone) Well thanks a lot guys, You sure know who your friends are. Krillin gets up & picks up his torch. A noise is heard coming from the sky. A space ship lands just off to the left of the group. Everyone watches as the door opens, A shadow appears in the doorway. 18: Hello there Krillin. Krillins mouth hits the ground. Krillin; (stutters) eight... eight... eighteen... 18 walks over to Krillin, she puts her finger under his chin, shuts his mouth & tilts his head to look at her. 18: Ready to come home?? Krillin: (swallows hard) Wow, You bet. See you later guys. Krillin & 18 disappear into the space ship. With
a roar of rockets it takes off & disappears into the night sky.
Meanwhile everyone is still sitting staring open mouthed at the spot
where the space ship was. Krillins torch lies on the ground still
burning. King Kai waddles over, picks up the torch & extinguishes it. King Kai: I guess the tribe has spoken. He looks at everyone who are still transfixed. King Kai; alright you lot, enough of the fly catching. Close your mouths & head back to camp, I'll be in touch. Silently the group pick up their torches & head back to the cave. Yamcha finally breaks the silence. Yamcha; Lucky sod. Vegeta; Yea, once he knew 18 was there he was off like a shot. Goku; Talk about a traitor. Chi Chi; Well I thought it was nice of 18 to come and pick him up. Cell; You would. Chi Chi; (scowling) What do you mean by that? Cell: Never mind. Chi Chi: Well at least when I throw up there's only carrots in it, not androids. Gohan: I think thats enough for now mom. Chi Chi: He started it. Piccolo; For the sake of peace I'm finishing it. Lets just go home & get some sleep. NEXT MORNING.... Breakfast is finished, Chi Chi is still sulking & reading a book, Cell is playing patience, Piccolo is standing on the hilltop staring into space. Trunks & Gohan have gone looking for food, Goku, Vegeta & Yamcha are at the stream shaving..... Goku: (puts shaving cream all over his face) Hey guys Guess who??? Yamcha; Err I give up. Goku; Santa!!! heheheheh Vegeta; You can be so childish at times Kakarot. Goku; Oh lighten up Vegeta, have some fun. Vegeta; FUN!! Have some FUN!!! The only thing that would make me laugh is if Yamcha slips with that razor blade. Yamcha: (looks up) Say what? Vegeta; You missed a bit Yamcha; Where? Vegeta; (draws an imaginary line from ear to ear) From there to there. Yamcha; ha ha ha very funny Vegeta. Vegeta; Well Kakarot said I should have some fun. Goku; (rolls eyes) I give up. Vegeta; Goku giving up???? thats a new one. Goku; You know what I mean so shut up. Vegeta; Look you said to lighten up & have some fun so thats what I'm doing, now you tell me not to. Make up your mind! Goku; I'm going back to camp Yamcha; Me too. Vegeta; Bye then. MEANWHILE...... Trunks & Gohan are busy searching for some form of food other than rice. Gohan; Hey Trunks, come here. Trunks; What did you find? Gohan; Look. Mushrooms Trunks; Wow there's a lot of them. Gohan; Yes lets pick them & we can have mushroom soup or something. Trunks; Sure thing, it will make a change from rice. Trunks & Gohan busy themselves picking all the mushrooms they can see. They hurry back to camp. Gohan; Hey look everyone we found some mushrooms. Goku: Great work guys. So when do we eat? Cell; Here I'll make you my special mushroom soup. Goku; I don't care what you make as long as its food. Vegeta;(rolls eyes) Typical. Piccolo: well I don't want any. Vegeta; No one asked you Namek. Gohan; Hey Piccolo, want to do some sparring with me while Cell makes lunch? Piccolo; Sure Gohan. Gohan & Piccolo move off to practice, Goku sits & patiently watches Cell as he starts to prepare the lunch. Trunks; Hey dad, want to practice as well? Vegeta; I suppose so. Trunks; What about Yamcha? Vegeta: Sure, we can use him as the target. Trunks; Thats not what I meant. Vegeta; Who cares. Yamcha; Thanks but I'll stay & keep Goku company. A LITTLE LATER.... Cell; Come & get it. Goku; At last... Lunch Everyone except Piccolo fills their bowls & begin to eat. Trunks; Hey this isnt bad Cell. Yamcha; Yes it's quite good. Cell; Well it should be seeing as how I am such a good cook. Chi Chi; Its not that good. Vegeta; Its okay Goku; Is there any more? LATER.... Camera pans around the camp site, lunch is over & everyone is sitting staring vacantly into space. Goku; Wow that was some soup. Vegeta; Yea, you weren't kidding. Cell; I aim to please. Chi Chi; Well I still say I'm a better cook. Cell; Now now, I cant help it if I'm better than you. Chi Chi; Why you mountain of mis matched DNA Gohan; Cool Trunks; Yeah right on. Gohan; Go Mom Chi Chi; I don't know why you think your so good. Cell; Look it doesn't take a genius to figure out why. Chi Chi is now at boiling point. Her face is bright red, her teeth clenched & her eyes are bulging. Trunks; Hey look at your mom Gohan, She's making funny faces. Gohan; Way cool. Cell; Don't take it personally Chi Chi but there's more to life than just being a good cook. Chi Chi; (picks up frying pan) So we are a philosopher as well now are we? Cell; My eyes have been opened. WHACK!!!!!!! Chi Chi hits Cell across the back of the head with the frying pan. Chi Chi; Thats not all thats been opened. Vegeta: Kakarot, Check it out. Your missus just decked Cell with the frying pan. Goku; Wow... go Chi Chi. Yamcha; Who needs super saiyajins around when you have Chi Chi. Vegeta; Ha ha ha, Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Chi Chi glares at the rest of the group. Chi Chi; Thats enough from all of you. Unless you want to join Cell shut up. Everyone falls silent, Cell is rubbing the back of his head. Cell; Wow you sure do pack a punch for an earthling. Cell passes out. Goku; Trust me, you don't want to get her riled. Chi Chi; I'm going to lie down, I don't feel too good. Chi Chi goes into the cave. Trunks; What's that? Gohan; What's what? Trunks; That over there in the bushes. Gohan; I cant see anything. Trunks; It looked like pixies or fairies or something like that. Vegeta; Where? Yamcha; I don't see anything. Trunks; There it goes again. Goku; Yea I saw something then. Gohan; Lets check it out. They all move towards the bushes. Vegeta; Quiet or you will scare it away. Gohan; (giggling) I hope its the tooth fairy. I want to know what she does with all those teeth. Trunks; There, it went again. By this stage everyone is on their hands & knees crawling through the undergrowth looking for pixies & fairies. Yamcha finds himself next to Vegeta. Yamcha; Seen anything? Vegeta; Yea over there. Yamcha looks but cant see anything. Yamcha; You sure? Vegeta; Yes look there it goes again. Hey its a Dragon. Vegeta & Yamcha corner what they believe to be a dragon. Vegeta; Dragon. I wish for immortality. Yamcha; Dragon. I wish for Bulma. Vegeta shoots Yamcha with a fire ball. Yamcha; On second thoughts forget it dragon. Vegeta; Damn! Yamcha; What? Vegeta; The Dragon,Its gone. Noises can be heard coming from the left. Goku; How about we all spread out a bit & surround it. Vegeta; Good idea. Everyone spreads out & they form a large circle around the Pixie. Goku gives the signal & they all rush in together. Trunks, Gohan; Agghhhhhh!!! Vegeta; Now we have you. Yamcha; What the heck??? Goku; hahahahahahaha Piccolo; GET OFF ME YOU PERVERTS!!!! Trunks; Ooops, sorry. Gohan; But I thought. Piccolo; Well you thought wrong. Yamcha; So where's the pixies? Vegeta; Right in front of you. He's hiding them. Goku; So come on Piccolo, where did you hide them? Piccolo; Hide what? Goku; The pixies & fairies. Trunks; Yes we saw them right here. Piccolo; Just what have you lot been on??? Gohan; What do you mean? Piccolo; oh oh. The mushrooms. Trunks; Mushrooms??? Piccolo; Now it makes sense. Yamcha; What makes sense? Piccolo; You lot & magic mushrooms. Vegeta: Magic what? Piccolo; Mushrooms..... THAT EVENING The effects of the magic mushrooms are wearing off and everyone is beginning to return to normal. Goku; Boy was that a high or what. Vegeta;(holding his head) I feel like I have a massive hangover but I don't remember having the grog. Gohan; talk about cloud 9 Trunks; Yes, welcome back to reality. Piccolo; I hope you lot will be a bit more careful in future. First its food poisoning, now magic mushrooms. I'm not always going to be around to rescue you. Vegeta; I don't need looking after. Piccolo; Don't be so sure about that, you & Yamcha were very busy with an Iguana. Yamcha; Iguana?? Piccolo; Yes a lizard that can look like a dragon. Ring any bells Vegeta?? Vegeta; I don't remember a thing. Piccolo; I wonder if it grants immortality? Yamcha; Ha ha Vegeta asking a lizard for immortality??? Piccolo; You had your share of wishes too. In Fact the 2 of you were like long lost brothers together. Yamcha; I don't think so. Piccolo; I can only go by what I see & hear. Vegeta;That thing comes within 10 feet of me & he will be barbecued. Goku; Barbecue? Are we having a barbecue?? Cell; Welcome back to the real world everyone... Vegeta; Cant you think about anything other than food Kakarot? Goku; Sorry but I'm hungry. Chasing those pixies around has given me an appetite. Trunks; I'm going to bed. I couldn't face any thing to eat. Gohan; Me neither Goku; Well if no one else is eating does that mean I can eat it all??? Vegeta; (shakes his head) Why do I bother. NEXT MORNING.... Camera pans around the campsite. Everyone except Goku
is in the cave sleeping. Camera pans outside, no sign of Goku. Then
a noise is heard coming from the stream, Goku is propped up against
a tree snoring. Cell; that was a great idea of yours to put Goku by the stream Piccolo; (stretches) That would have to be one of the best nights sleep I have had in ages. Chi Chi; I wish I could do the same at home. Gohan; Yes, maybe then we could all get a decent nights sleep. MID MORNING... Yamcha & Cell have gone to get the mail. Goku, Gohan & Trunks are at the stream fishing, Chi Chi is still trying to finish reading her book, Piccolo is doing what Piccolo usually does and Vegeta is shadow boxing. Goku; I think thats enough fish for now guys. Trunks; Wow we sure did catch a lot. Gohan; We need to with dads appetite. Goku; Hey Trunks how about using your sword to help clean & gut this lot? Trunks; Sure, no worries. They clean the fish then head back to camp. Meanwhile Yamcha & Cell return from the mail box. Yamcha; there's mail Vegeta; You don't say. Cell; (ignores Vegeta) Come on lets see what it says. Yamcha; Do you want me to read it or would you like to Cell? Vegeta; You sure you can read? Yamcha; (blows a raspberry at Vegeta) Of course I can read, unlike you I only need the words, not the pictures. Vegeta flies at Yamcha, Yamcha ducks, Vegeta misses. Vegeta is about to have another go. Trunks puts his hand on his arm. Trunks; Don't waste your energy dad. Gohan; Come on Yamcha, what does it say? Yamcha; Challenge no 5
Goku; (scratches his head) Strategy? Wow they are starting to get tough now. Vegeta; If you need to use your brain then that puts you out of it Kakarot. Goku; Oh I don't know. Trunks; You should stand a good chance Gohan, your really smart. Gohan; Depends on what we have to do. Trunks; I'm sure we will find out soon enough. THAT AFTERNOON Again we are in the clearing with King Kai, 2 chairs, a table, pieces of paper & 2 pencils. King Kai; So today's immunity challenge is quite simple. You will need to out smart your opponent. Goku is looking more uncomfortable by the minute. King Kai; We are playing knock out rounds of Tic Tac Toe. Vegeta; Tic, Tac, Toe? I thought it was a challenge. King Kai; Don't underestimate your opponents. Trunks; Yes dad, know your enemy. Vegeta; Enough already! King Kai; Okay lets get started. Chi Chi, Cell you 2 are first. Chi Chi beats Cell easily. Chi Chi; (flounces off) There's more to life than cooking... King Kai; Right, Piccolo & Gohan After several games Gohan emerges the winner. King Kai; Vegeta& Trunks Vegeta& Trunks begin to play. Trunks gets the better of Vegeta Vegeta loses his temper & sends a fire ball at the paper & fries it. King Kai; Vegeta your disqualified. Vegeta; Thats not fair. King Kai; nor is burning the game. Yamcha, Goku your next.
Goku; Oh I get it, your supposed to get 3 little X's all in a row. King Kai; (smacks his head) Give me strength. Next round. Chi Chi your against Yamcha, Trunks your against Gohan. They play off. Yamcha defeats Chi Chi after several close games. Trunks& Gohan are evenly matched and it takes a while but Trunks makes a mistake and Gohan wins. King Kai; Right now for the final. Gohan v Yamcha. Good luck guys. Ready set... draw. The pile of scrap paper is growing as Yamcha & Gohan battle it out. After a couple of hours Gohan slips up & Yamcha manages to get his X in. Yamcha; I won... I won... I actually won something. Vegeta; Oh great, now we have to put up with him for another few days. Goku; He's not that bad Vegeta Vegeta; Want to bet. Trunks; Don't let it worry you. Vegeta; I just wish I knew who it was I had to bribe or threaten to get rid of that loser. King Kai; Okay, Yamcha has immunity, I'll see you all at tonight's tribal council. Everyone heads back to camp. Yamcha is floating along, Vegeta is scowling. Chi Chi & Cell are keeping their distance. Goku is wondering what's for dinner. That evening a trail of lights heads for the remote rocky outcrop. Once more we are surrounded by torches, flames & fire. Everyone sits down. King Kai; So here we are again. Now lets find out what we have learnt this time. Cell, what have you learnt? Cell; I'd rather face Gohan any day than Chi Chi with a frying pan. King Kai; I'm not even going to ask about that one. What about you Vegeta? Vegeta; Don't touch Cells mushroom soup, its lethal. King Kai; Okay, now what about Yamcha? Yamcha; That Iguanas, no matter how much they look like dragons cannot grant wishes. King Kai; (antennae stands bolt upright) What???!!! Trunks; Trust me King Kai, you don't want to go there. King Kai; I'll take your word for that Trunks Okay its
that time again, Yamcha has immunity this time so cannot be voted
off, the barrel, pen & paper await...... Off you go & vote.....
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