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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 6
King Kai: Okay now that you have all finished it's tally up time. King Kai goes to get the barrel. Yamcha: This is the most exercise I've seen King Kai do in ages. Piccolo: Yeah, he looks like he could do with losing a few kilos. King Kai: Enough discussing my weight thankyou. Goku: (mutters) Spend a few days here & you'll lose weight alright. King Kai: I can remove you any time you like Goku. Goku: No thanks, I want to win this contest. Vegeta: By the way, what does the winner get? Goku: Good question. King Kai? King Kai: I haven't the foggiest. That's up to the author. Goku: Hey author...... What do we get if we win? Debs-dragon: Errr... still working on that one. But it will be worth winning. Goku: Okay. Vegeta: OKAY!? OKAY!? Your just going to leave it at that. Goku: If that's what the author said then that's good enough for me. Vegeta: (smacks head) I don't believe it! Debs-dragon: Can we get back to the story now guys? All except Vegeta: Okay Debs-dragon: Vegeta? Vegeta: Oh alright then. Debs-dragon: Thanks. Now, back to the votes..... King Kai: 1st vote.... Cell Cell looks up. King Kai: Trunks. Trunks stares at King Kai King Kai: Vegeta. Yamcha stares at King Kai with hope in his eyes. King Kai: Vegeta. Yamcha is smiling, Vegeta is scowling. King Kai: Cell. Chi chi smiles. King Kai: Trunks. Trunk's mouth drops. King Kai: Vegeta. Yamcha can hardly contain his excitement & is bouncing up & down on his seat. King Kai: Cell. Cell gets an evil glint in his eye. King Kai: That's 3 votes Cell, 3 votes Vegeta & 2 votes Trunks. There's 2 votes remaining. King Kai reaches in & pulls out.... a paper aeroplane. King Kai: Alright, who was the smart arse?? Goku: (giggles) Does it fly? Gohan & Trunks dissolve into fits of laughter Vegeta: Well I don't think it's funny at all. Cell: Me neither, how pathetic. Piccolo: Oh I don't know. King Kai: Alright that's enough. (he throws the plane at Gohan) Last vote...Cell. Cell: How dare you!... HOW DARE YOU VOTE ME OFF! I am the ultimate being, I am perfection. You will all pay for this. Cell stands up and puts his hands together behind him. Cell: Kame.. hame Goku: Look out everyone.. Vegeta, Trunks, Piccolo, Gohan & Goku all power up, King Kai & Yamcha run for cover, Chi Chi sits & watches. Cell: Ha.... Cell releases his Kamehameha wave at the group. Goku & Gohan retaliate with a Kamehameha wave of their own, Piccolo fires a special beam cannon, Vegeta sends a big bang attack & Trunks does his handy pandy thingy to release his energy ball. Cell is just managing to hold all the fire power at bay. King Kai: (panicking) Oh No, The planets not going to be able to take much more of this. Yamcha: (Covering his head) Your telling me! Cell: Agggggghhhhhhh Goku, Gohan, Trunks etc: Arrrrgggghhhhhh As the powers try vainly to destroy each other a small figure in purple calmly walks forward and stops at the side of Cell. The figure raises its hands and brings the frying pan down hard across the back of the head. WHACK!!!! Stunned, Cells power ball dissolves & the combined fire power of the group disintegrates him, wiping all trace of him from the planet. Goku: Wow Trunks: Yeah, way to go. Gohan: Nice backhand mom. Chi chi: Why thankyou dear. Vegeta: Okay you cowards, You can come out now. Yamcha: Has Chi Chi put the frying pan away? Piccolo: Yes. King Kai: alright then. King Kai & Yamcha crawl out from their hiding place. King Kai: (looks at the large hole in the ground) So, that's voting over for another week, back to camp guys. They all pick up their torches and head back to the cave. Kin Kai is extinguishing the flames and muttering to himself... King Kai: Doesn't matter where they are they have to blast things. Now I've got to find a new spot for tribal council. King Kai continues to grumble to himself as the merry band make their way through the scrub. Back at the cave..... Everyone gets ready for bed. Vegeta down one end, Yamcha at the other end and the rest of the bodies in between. As all the breathing becomes regular so a solitary figure rises up and carefully removes one frying pan from someone's grasp. The pan is taken outside & placed with the rest of the utensils. NEXT MORNING.... Camera pans around the campsite, it's pouring rain and the fire is dead. Theres no sign of life outside. Suddenly smoke starts billowing out of the cave entrance, several figures appear through the smoke coughing & gagging. Vegeta: (cough cough) I told you it wasn't (cough) a good (cough) idea to start the fire (cough) inside. Goku: I didn't (cough) know that the (cough cough)smoke would come back inside (cough cough) Piccolo: Any idiot (cough) would know that (cough cough) Yamcha: Not (cough) this idiot (cough) Trunks: (cough) so how are we going to (cough) cook our food? Chi Chi: (cough) Well once you lot make up your (cough cough) minds what your doing (cough) let me know (cough) Piccolo: Well I'm going (cough) to meditate.I don't need anything to eat. Vegeta: Yes that's right, (cough cough) When the going gets tough you up off & meditate. Gohan: We still have some fruit left. Yamcha: I suppose that's better than nothing. Goku: Well I can try lighting the fire again... All: NO WAY!!!! LATER.... Everyone is sitting inside the cave watching the downpour. Vegeta: This is so boring. Trunks: Yeah, tell me about it. A rumbling is heard. Yamcha: Is that thunder? Piccolo: I'm not sure. Yamcha: (trembles) I don't like thunder. Vegeta: Oh cut it out you wuss. The rumbling gets louder. Goku appears from the back of the cave. Gohan: hehehe, that's not thunder, that's my dads stomach! Goku: (pats his belly) Sorry guys but I'm hungry. Vegeta: So what else is new? Chi Chi: Why don't you all play a game to take your mind off the weather & food for a while? Goku: Good idea Chi chi. Trunks: So what shall we play? Gohan: What about charades? Yamcha: Charades? Vegeta: Get real! Piccolo: I reserve my decision till later. Chi Chi: sounds good to me. Trunks: Seeing how Gohan suggested it he should go first. Gohan: Okay here we go. Gohan proceeds to perform his charade. (AN: Now as you all know charades is very much optical so bear with me & try to use your imaginations....) Goku: Book title? Gohan shakes his head. Trunks: Film? Gohan nods. Piccolo: 2 words, 1st word... Gohan begins to wiggle his fingers, bringing his hands down from above his head to his waist. Vegeta: Fingers? Yamcha: Sprinkles? Goku: Incy wincy spider? Vegeta: That's 3 words. Gohan rolls his eyes & shakes his head. Trunks: Water? Gohan starts to get a bit excited. Piccolo: Rain? Gohan nods his head. Vegeta: 2nd word. Gohan proceeds to point at everyone. Trunks: People? Yamcha: Survivors? Vegeta: Idiots? Piccolo: Saiya-jins? Gohan shakes his head in frustration. Goku: Men? Chi Chi: Where? Gohan looks at Goku & jumps up & down waving his hands & pointing at Goku. Vegeta: Total idiot? Yamcha: Not men? Goku: (ignores Vegeta) Man? Gohan nods his head. Goku: Rain Man? Gohan: Yes at last. Goku: (mutters) Never heard of it. Trunks Laughing) Hey look (points outside) Rain...Man...hehehehehe Gohan: (doubles over) hehehe good one!! Vegeta: Give me strength! Piccolo: Okay Goku your turn. Goku: Ummmm. I got one... Goku gives the sign. Yamcha: Song title Goku nods his head & sticks up 2 fingers. Vegeta: SAME TO YOU KAKAROT!!!! Goku looking sheepish shakes his head & puts up 2 fingers in a different way. Gohan: I get it, 2 words. Goku nods All: 1st word Goku proceeds to draw a picture in the air. Yamcha: What the heck??? Piccolo: Don't ask me. Trunks: I give up. Vegeta: Never give up, Isnt that the motto? Gohan: Oh no, now what? Goku is standing to attention, his right hand placed over his heart looking skyward. Gohan: Okay, now he's really lost it. Vegeta: No he's..... Praying??? Trunks: (smacks head) He's standing for the national anthem. Goku looks at Trunks & motions for more. Trunks: Errr Anthem? Gohan: National? Goku shakes his head. Yamcha: Patriot? Piccolo: American? Goku Nods Piccolo: Okay 1st word is American. 2nd word, Goku proceeds to make an imaginary cut & begins to eat. Trunks: Slice? Vegeta: Snack? Gohan: Food? Yamcha: American beauty??? Goku shakes his head & points to the imaginary thing he's cutting & eating. Trunks: Oh I get it, Pie Goku: Yes. Trunks: American Pie. Vegeta: I might have known that your thoughts wouldn't be far from your stomach Kakarot. Goku: Oh chill Vegeta, I didn't suggest the game. Chi Chi: No I did & look its stopped raining Everyone heads outside the cave to find that the downpour has eased to a drizzle. The stream however has risen considerably. Piccolo: Err, it might be an idea to move to higher ground. Vegeta: No way. We can stay here, the water wont come up much more. Trunks: Maybe if we move further back into the cave. Goku: (looks worried) Maybe we should just move to higher ground like Piccolo suggested. Yamcha: But if we move deeper into the cave the water wont reach us. Goku: (looking really worried) I still don't think its a good idea. Vegeta: (disappearing into the bowels of the cave) A few well aimed blasts & all will be..... Hey, what's this??? Trunks: What?? Vegeta: Ka....Ka.......rot....????? Goku is trying to inch his way out of the caves entrance. Goku: Ummm... Yes Vegeta? Vegeta: I think you have some explaining to do. Goku tries to make a run for it but a rugby tackle by Vegeta to the legs pulls him up short. Chi Chi: Just what is going on? Vegeta: Our friend Kakarot here has been hiding something from us. Chi Chi: Is that right Goku? Goku: (looks at the ground & drags his foot around drawing circles in the dirt) Err I suppose so. Trunks: Hey look everyone. Trunks drags out a couple of large boxes. One is nearly empty, the other is half full of food. Gohan: DAD!!! Goku: I was going to share it with you all, honest. Yamcha: Yeah, sure... Vegeta: Kakarot share food???? That will be the day. Trunks: Wow caramel Tim Tams, my fave's Gohan: Bags the spaghetti Everyone dives into the boxes and help themselves to Goku's secret stash. Goku: Oh well at least I got to eat all the Kit Kats before they found out. THAT NIGHT..... Everyone is drinking the last of the cocoa and finishing off the Tim Tams. Yamcha: That was great. Gohan: I'm quite full for a change. Vegeta: You didn't eat the baked beans did you? Gohan: No only the spaghetti. Trunks: We kept the beans for you dad. Piccolo: (stretches) Well I'm off to bed. Everyone finishes their cocoa & head into the cave for the night. NEAT DAY...... Chi Chi armed with the frying pan is cooking up omelet's. The rest of the group considering her to be armed & dangerous have retreated to the stream for their morning ablutions. Vegeta is trying to force a comb through his unruly hair. Goku: Give it up Vegeta. Vegeta: Grrr Trunks: Face it dad, some hair just wasn't meant to be combed. Gohan: Piccolo doesn't have that problem. Vegeta: You and that Namek. Gohan: Piccolo is a very good friend to me Vegeta. Vegeta: Yeah well if you like him that much why don't you paint yourself green & wrap toilet paper around your head. Yamcha: heheheh, toilet paper, heheheh *Zap* Yamcha: Okay it wasn't that funny After breakfast Vegeta & Piccolo go to check the mail box. Piccolo: Guess what? Trunks: The postie got abducted by aliens?? Vegeta: Idiot, we have the next challenge. Everyone gathers around. Piccolo: Challenge number 6 . Gohan: Sounds like its right up your alley Trunks. Yamcha: That remains to be seen. Chi Chi: Why cant they have a challenge that I stand a chance in??? Vegeta: That will be the day when a woman beats a Saiya-jin. Chi Chi goes red & fumes at Vegeta. Chi Chi: You'll see... One day Vegeta... one day.... That arvo we are yes again in the familiar clearing. King Kai: Hi all All: Hi King Kai King Kai: For today's immunity challenge we are having a sword fight of sorts. Each player has a pouch of ink fitted to them, you each have a sword. The aim is to cut the ink pouch of everyone else but keep your own intact. The winner is the last person with their ink pouch still whole. Okay you have your swords & your ink so lets go... Good luck. Everyone disappears into the undergrowth. As time passes so the various members sneak up on each other and the occasional clang as swords meet is heard ringing through the bush. Gohan is the first to get "inked" followed by Piccolo, Chi Chi, Goku & Trunks. Yamcha & Vegeta are playing cat & mouse. Vegeta: Come here you piece of vermin. Yamcha: Not likely. Vegeta sneaks up on Yamcha. Vegeta: Aggghhhhhh Yamcha: Oooohhhhhh Vegeta brings the blade across Yamchas chest. Yamcha begins to feel wet & sticky, he falls to his knees clutching his chest. Yamcha: He got me, Oh no, He got me. Good-bye cruel world. It wasn't meant to end this way. He falls on his face. Vegeta stands looking at him with a disbelieving sneer on his face. The rest of the gang roll up. Goku: Oh no Vegeta, you killed him. Piccolo: He's not dead. Yamcha: Yes I am. Trunks: No your not. Yamcha: I can feel the blood running freely from my chest. Gohan: That's not blood, that's ink. Vegeta: Trust me if I wanted to kill you I wouldn't need a sword to do it with, & I would have finished you off ages ago. Yamcha: But I feel pain. Trunks: Your lying in a prickle patch. Yamcha: Oh Yeah. King Kai arrives on the scene. King Kai: Okay Vegeta you are the last one with ink still intact so your the winner, you have immunity. Yamcha get up, your not dead yet. See you all at tribal council tonight. Goku: You sure had me fooled Yamcha. Vegeta: (rolls eyes) That doesn't take much. Gohan: My dad used to have a handle on life but I think it broke. THAT EVENING....... Yes you guessed it we are at tribal council. Somehow we are again in a spot with the usual torches fire & brimstone on a rocky out crop that looks remarkably like the other one but without the hole in the ground. Kin Kai: Right guys, What did we learn this time? Goku? Goku: Smoke follows you regardless of where you go. King Kai: At last a sensible answer. Piccolo? Piccolo: Thunder & Gokus stomach sound very similar. King Kai: It couldn't last. Vegeta? Vegeta: That Kakarots not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. King Kai: (shakes his head) Why me? Why me?? Okay Vegeta, you have immunity this time so cant be voted off. Those of you remaining go do your duty.... Vote now.......
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