|
|
|
"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 7
King Kai: Suppose I had better go & get the barrel & Tally up the scores for this time. King Kai toddles off to get the barrel. Vegeta: (smirks & points at Yamcha) Your going down. Yamcha: In your dreams. King Kai; Can't you 2 ever stop arguing? Piccolo; You want to try living with them, it gets on your nerves after a while. Kink Kai; I can imagine. Okay, 1st vote... Yamcha. Vegeta: I told you. King Kai; Goku Goku; Yes? King Kai; No I'm not calling you I was reading out a vote. Goku; Oh Vegeta; Idiots!... I'm surrounded by idiots! King Kai; Gohan Gohan looks up King Kai; Gohan. Goku; Gohan, listen to King Kai, he's calling you. Gohan; No he isn't Goku; I heard him say your name twice. Gohan; He's reading out votes dad. Goku; Oh okay. King Kai; Gohan Goku; See, there he goes again. *Smack* Vegeta shoots across & knocks Goku off his seat. He then sits on him. Vegeta; Now shut up Kakarot! King Kai; Thankyou Vegeta. Next vote Trunks. Trunks's eyebrows fork. King Kai; Gohan. Goku; mumph.... humphh.... umphhh... Vegeta; Sorry can't hear you. King Kai; Last vote... Gohan. There is stunned silence, then..... Goku; Ummpphhhh... mumphhh.... agghhuummppphh!!! Piccolo; I think Goku is trying to say something. Vegeta; No he isn't. Trunks; Hey look hes the same colour as King Kai. Piccolo; You had better let him speak. Vegeta; Oh all right then. Vegeta gets off Goku. Goku; AIR!... AIR!... O2... Oh God... Breathe... breathe.... King Kai; Okay Gohan, time to leave. Gohan gets up, picks up his torch & walks towards King Kai. Gohan; (whining) It's not fair, Why me? What did I ever do to you lot? Gohan starts to cry. Goku; Hey chin up, Its not the end of the world you know. Gohan; No. I can prevent that! (continues to cry) Suddenly from behind comes.... Agggghhhhh... Chi Chi has arisen............ Chi Chi; HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU VOTE MY BABY OFF!! That settles it. If Gohan goes then so do I. Chi chi folds her arms across her chest & stares at the group. Vegeta; (scowls at Chi chi) So go woman. Goku; Aw Chi, who's going to do the cooking if you go? Chi chi: I'm sure you will manage, Gohan needs me more. Some one will have to look after him & make sure he does his studies. Gohan; (stops crying) Err its okay mom, I really don't mind going. I can look after myself, you don't have to do this. Chi chi; I know I don't but there's no way I'm going to leave you home alone. Everyone looks at each other. King Kai; So what's happening then? Chi chi; Either you vote again or if Gohan goes then I go too. Goku; I say we vote again. Everyone else; No Way! King Kai; Carried unanimously. Gohan, Chi chi, bring your torches here. The Toraka tribe has voiced its opinion. Chi chi looking fit to burst glares at everyone then picks up her torch & goes to King Kai. Gohan hangs his head & dragging his feet, follows his mother. Chi Chi; Come on Gohan, you have a lot of studying to catch up on. Gohan; Aww mom, do I have to. The whining continues as they enter the space craft. The door closes & it leaves. Vegeta; Well listen to that. Trunks; What? Piccolo; I don't hear anything. Vegeta; Exactly! King Kai; Okay boys, back to camp. The remaining survivors pick up their torches & head back to the cave. Back at the cave..... Yamcha; It's getting quite roomy in here now. Vegeta; (glares) not roomy enough. Piccolo; Okay you 2 lets get some shut eye. Everyone settles down for the night, peace begins to descend over the camp. Next Morning.... Goku is at the stream with Piccolo, Vegeta is working out, Yamcha has gone firewood collecting & Trunks is still asleep. Yamcha returns as does Piccolo & Goku. Goku; So what's for breakfast? Yamcha; No Idea. I've been getting firewood. Goku; Hey Vegeta, What's foe brekky? Vegeta; Do I look like a cook!!?? Goku; So who's going to cook? Yamcha sticks his head inside the cave, Yamcha; (Yells) Yo Trunks!... Get up buddy your on cooking duty today. Trunks; Say What??? Yamcha: We all voted you as the cook. Trunks; Yeah that would be right. Later after breakfast.... Goku; So who's going to cook lunch? Vegeta; Lunch? Lunch? You've only just had brekky. Yamcha; He's got a point. We need to draw up some sort of roster & take it in turns to cook, wash up etc. Vegeta; I do not do women's work. Trunks; Well your the one who insisted that the women leave. Piccolo; Yes Vegeta, so you can pitch in too. Vegeta scowls, folds his arms & looks away. Goku; Well I don't mind cooking lunch. Yamcha; I'll cook dinner Piccolo; I'll wash up Trunks; I'll supervise. Vegeta; (glares at Trunks) No you wont, that's my job. Trunks; I'll collect firewood then. LATER...... Trunks; Phew! I'm whacked. Yamcha; Hey Trunks, I just cleaned up in here. Trunks; So what? Yamcha; Your messing it up again. Trunks; Oh gimme a break man. Yamcha; It took me ages to tidy up. Trunks covers his head with his pillow. Yamcha; Gosh you are so untidy. You have no idea what a mess this place was in. Trunks; Give it a rest Yamcha! Trunks grabs his pillow & takes a swing at Yamcha catching him on the side of the head. Yamcha; Why you little up start. Yamcha grabs the nearest pillow & bashes Trunks back. Goku & Piccolo hearing the commotion run inside the cave and both get collected by pillows. Goku; Agghhhh Pillow fight.. Piccolo; Okay that's it Piccolo & Goku both grab pillows & join in the fray. Soon pillows are flying everywhere. Trunks; Take that! Goku; (whacks Piccolo) Yeehaw! Piccolo; (swings at Goku) Revenge is mine say-eth the Namek !! Yamcha; Ahhhh... Vegeta, hearing all this noise goes inside to find out what's happening. As he walks in so Yamcha collects him with a pillow. The pillow bursts & feathers fly everywhere. Goku; Hey look it's snowing... They continue to bash each other. Funny noises can be heard coming from the corner of the cave. Piccolo; What's that noise? Trunks; What noise? Noise; glurck.. urk.. argk.. Piccolo; That noise. Goku; Oh that's just Vegeta trying to strangle Yamcha. Trunks & Piccolo; WHAT!!! Goku; Oh shit They rush down the other end of the cave where amid the floating feathers Vegeta has Yamcha pinned to the ground & is busy stuffing feathers down his throat. Vegeta; Hit me would you? Why I'll teach you.. Piccolo; Stop it Vegeta. Vegeta; No Goku; Aw let him go. Yamcha; urrck...glurck.. aghkk... Vegeta; You have heard of tar & feather? well this is choke on feathers! Trunks; hehehe good one. Goku & Piccolo pull Vegeta off Yamcha. Yamcha sits up & starts to spit feathers out of his mouth. Yamcha; (spit, spit) Thanks guys. Piccolo; No problem. Trunks; Next time remove the feathers before eating the chook. Goku; Chook? Did someone mention chicken? Is that what's for dinner?? Trunks; I think Yamcha has already eaten the chook. Goku; Yamcha! You didn't leave any for the rest of us? Vegeta; For heavens sake. I'll get my own dinner. Yamcha; (pulling feathers from his teeth) Good I wasn't going to cook for him anyway. After Dinner.... Goku; Your not a bad cook Yamcha. Trunks; Yeah that was okay. Goku; What was it again? Yamcha; Bread & butter. Goku; Right. Trunks; You sure you don't want any dad? Vegeta; No thanks I've got my own dinner. Vegeta continues to eat the last of his baked beans. Piccolo; Well I'm going to bed. Goku; Yeah me too. Trunks; I think I will go as well. Yamcha; Well I'm not staying out here with him by myself. Vegeta; No one asked you to. Everyone goes into the cave & gets sorted out for bed. Vegeta; All right, where's my pillow? Piccolo; Down Yamchas throat. Vegeta; Oh. In that case then I'll have your pillow Yamcha. Yamcha; No way man. Vegeta looks menacingly at Yamcha & gets ready to fire at him. Yamcha; Err okay, there you go. Vegeta; That's better. Everyone settles down and start to drift off to sleep. 20 minutes later..... Trunks; Was that you Goku? Goku; Not me. Yamcha? Yamcha; No. Goku; Piccolo? Piccolo; We Nameks don't do that sort of thing. Goku; Vegeta? Vegeta; Silence. Trunks; Oh phew dad!.... Goku; Vegeta! how awful. Yamcha; Ohh that's totally feral! All except Vegeta run out of the cave gasping for air. Trunks; Oh that's so foul. Goku; Your telling me! Piccolo; Well I'm not sleeping in there with him. Yamcha; It's too cold to sleep out here. Trunks; Lets kick dad out. Goku; Good idea. Goku, Yamcha, Trunks & Piccolo all go back inside. Vegeta, sound asleep isn't aware of anything. They lift him up & carry him out side. Then they all retreat back into the cave. Yamcha sprays his deodorant around. Yamcha; There that's better Trunks; Yeah, I must admit your "Mum" smells a lot better than my dad. hehehehe Goku; Personally I prefer "Brut" Piccolo; Can we shut it guys & get some sleep??? Next Morning....... The fire has gone out, a mist surrounds the campsite as the first rays of dawn penetrate the landscape. Vegeta; Achoo! Aachoo! Huh? What am I doing out here? Brr its cold. Vegeta looks around. Vegeta; Where is everyone? Gentle snoring can be heard coming from the cave. Vegeta; I bet that swine Yamcha did this. Vegeta gets up & walks into the cave. Piccolo & Trunks are lying side by side gently snoring with their backs pushed against each other. Yamcha is lying flat on his back with his arm around Goku. Goku has his head resting on Yamchas shoulder & his arm across Yamchas chest. Goku; (muttering) Oh Chi Chi. Yamcha; (softly) Oh Bulma. Vegeta; (booms) OH MY GOD!!!! Piccolo & Trunks jump a mile, Goku & Yamchas eyes fly open. They realise what position they are in, go bright red & pull apart. Goku; (scratches his head) Oh my err sorry Yamcha errr. Yamcha; its okay, don't worry, I'll sleep elsewhere. Trunks; Woo hooo Didn't know you 2 had it in for each other. Yamcha; Now would be a good time to shut it Trunks. Vegeta; He has a point. You 2 looked pretty comfortable. Goku; Hey I was dreaming of Chi Chi & well you know I was so used to her being next to me & all..... Yamcha opens his mouth to explain Vegeta; Don't even bother if you value your life. Yamcha shuts his mouth. Goku; So I take it it's breakfast time? Trunks; As long as there's no beans. Vegeta; What's wrong with beans? Piccolo; If you want to sleep outside again then go ahead eat beans. Vegeta; I think its safer to sleep outside judging by what's been going on in here.
Goku; I'm going swimming, anyone coming? Trunks; Yeah I'll come. Piccolo; Me too. Yamcha; I'm not staying here with him. All except Vegeta go swimming. Later.... Yamcha & Trunks go to check the mail, Piccolo is meditating, Goku & Vegeta are having a sparring session.
Goku; Grunt...groan...ouch... A fireball whizzes past Piccolos ear, Piccolo raises an antennae. (He would raise an eyebrow but he doesn't have any!!) Goku; Oops, sorry Piccolo. Piccolo closes his eyes & returns to his meditation. Trunks; Hey guess what guys? Goku; We have mail? Trunks; No the postie hasn't been. hehehehe. Sorry only joking. Vegeta; (rolls his eyes) Are you sure your my son??? Trunks; Of course I am. Vegeta; (mutters) I still say that woman took advantage of me when I was drunk. Piccolo; Lets see what we're up against this time. Yamcha; Okay Challenge number 7 Vegeta; Sounds pretty fishy to me. Trunks; I'd like to know who thinks up these challenges. (AN; so would I Trunks...so would I...) Goku; Well guys lets have lunch before we do any challenges eh? That afternoon - no prizes for guessing where we are. King Kai; Okay, today we are going on a treasure hunt. There's a list here for each of you You need to find as many items on the list as you can in the time allowed. Vegeta; How long do we get? King Kai; 30 minutes. Vegeta; That's not long. King Kai; Then I suggest you stop wasting time & get going. Heres your lists, time starts now. Everyone grabs a list & disappears off. Goku looks at his list. Goku; Hmm, most of this can be found by the stream. Goku heads for the stream. Trunks & Vegeta have taken off back to camp. As the minutes tick by so the number of items gathered increases. At last the 30 mins is up & King Kai calls everyone back. King Kai; Lets see how you all went. King Kai checks everyones list against the stuff they have brought back. King Kai; Well you have all managed to collect everything on your lists but I'm afraid the winner is Goku as he has the lot & was back here in 10 minutes. Vegeta; Say What??? Yamcha; I bet he cheated. Goku; Did not. Yamcha; Did too King Kai; Enough. Goku didn't cheat. Vegeta; Then how did he find everything so fast? Piccolo; Easy. He read the fine print. Vegeta; Fine print?? Piccolo; Yeah, the first person back with the lot also gets a bonus Kit Kat. Vegeta; Why am I not surprised? King Kai; I guess I'll see you all at tonight's tribal council. Everyone heads back to camp. Vegeta; I'm sure this was rigged. Trunks; But how could it be? Yamcha; Think about it... we are not alone. Goku; Of course we aren't, there's 5 of us not counting King Kai. Vegeta; There's times when I wonder if your all there Kakarot. Piccolo; You have a point Yamcha. Hmmm, it bears thinking about. That Evening..... Trunks; Phew... is it just me or is it hot here.? Yamcha; Its all this central heating. Vegeta; Hey King Kai, can you turn down the heat a bit? King Kai; I'll think about it. Now lets review the last few days shall we? What have we learnt this time Trunks? Trunks; If my father eats baked beans then stay away from him for at least 3 hours. King Kai; ohh too much information. Vegeta? Vegeta; I make the perfect supervisor. King Kai; Matter of opinion I'd say. Yamcha? Yamcha; It certainly isn't chicken feathers that they use to stuff pillows with. King Kai; Is it me or are you lot just naturally stupid?? King Kai; Well I suppose we should vote now. There's only 5 of you left. Goku, you have immunity this time so your not going anywhere. Trunks, Vegeta, Yamcha, Piccolo, you should be asking yourselves.... do I feel lucky???? One of you has a date with destiny........
|
