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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 8
King Kai once more has the barrel in front of him. King Kai; Its time... 1st vote... Trunks. Trunks looks up. King Kai; 2nd vote.. Yamcha. Vegeta smiles & mouth's "your gone" King Kai; Vegeta. Yamcha smiles & mouth's "say what?" King Kai: Trunks. Goku smiles King Kai: Yamcha Vegeta mouth's "told you" King Kai: Trunks. Yamcha sticks his tongue out at Vegeta. King Kai: Yamcha. Vegeta grins & blows a raspberry at Yamcha. King Kai: Trunks. Piccolo smiles. King Kai: Yamcha. Vegetas grin gets even wider & pulls a face at Yamcha. King Kai: Trunks. Yamcha pulls a face at Vegeta. King Kai: Yamcha. Vegeta is overjoyed & has gone bright red with excitement. King Kai: That's 5 votes Yamcha, 5 votes Trunks & 1 vote Vegeta. There's 1 vote remaining..... Vegeta: Well come on!! King Kai: last vote....Trunks. Yamcha: (jumps up & punches the air)YEEHAW!!! Vegeta is holding his head in his hands & shaking it. Goku pats his shoulder. Goku: Never mind Vegeta, maybe next time. Vegeta: (mumbling) Why?... Why?... so close & yet so far. What did I do to deserve this type of torture? Piccolo: Would you like me to list everything Vegeta? Vegeta: (scowls) Never mind Namek!! King Kai: Okay Trunks, torch time. Trunks picks up his torch and walks over to King Kai. Goku: He doesn't look to upset. Vegeta: (proudly) Of course not! He's my son & wouldn't show any emotion. Piccolo: Hmmmm Yamcha: Wanna bet? They all turn & look at Trunks who has got a big grin on his face. King Kai: (extinguishes torch) Sorry Trunks but the tribe has spoken. Trunks: Hey no problem King Kai. Goku; Why so happy Trunks? Trunks: Well I just thought, all those girls back home waiting for me. I think I should go now. Trunks winks, turns on his heel & gets into the space ship. It leaves. King Kai: Ohh kay. Yamcha: Hey that's not fair. Vegeta: Feel free to join him anytime. King Kai: Well boys it's back to camp for you. I'll be in touch. Vegeta, Piccolo, Goku & Yamcha pick up their torches & head back to the cave. Yamcha: Well wasn't Trunks a dark horse? Vegeta: more like a chip off the old block I'd say. Yamcha; (mutters) I'd like to chip your block. Vegeta; (fires a ki blast & gets Yamcha in the backside) PARDON??? Yamcha: (swatting his rear) ouch... ouch... too hot.. too hot.. Piccolo: That's enough Vegeta. Vegeta: It's never enough...... NEXT MORNING..... The group are sitting around the fire eating rather gluggy rice. Vegeta: So what do you call this? Goku: Rather gluggy rice? Piccolo: Look guys I'm doing the best I can, Its hard to know how to cook when you don't eat. Yamcha: You will soon get the hang of it. Vegeta: (mutters) or we will all die while your trying. Goku: So what are we up to today? Yamcha: I don't care. Vegeta: Maybe we should se if there's anything worth hunting & top up the food supplies. Piccolo: Well I'm going for my morning meditation. Yamcha: I think I'll stay here & tidy up. Goku: You don't know what your missing Yamcha. Yamcha: I don't think I want to find out thanks Goku: Suit yourself. Yamcha: Its safer if I stay here Goku. Knowing my luck I'd end up being the hunted. Vegeta: I wouldn't waste my time. I prefer to hunt something that offers a challenge. Yamcha glares at Vegeta. Goku: Okay, come on then Vegeta. A hunting we will go... A hunting we will go.. Hi ho the derry oh..... Goku & Vegeta head off into the scrub to see what they can find . AN HOUR LATER.... Our big game hunters are still hiding in the scrub. Goku: So where's the wild beasts? Vegeta: How should I know? Goku: But I thought you were the big time hunter. Vegeta: Hey I only catch em... Goku: Shhh. What was that? Vegeta: What? Goku: I thought I heard something. They both scan the scrub around them. Vegeta: I don't see or hear anything. Goku: Over there Vegeta: Where? Goku: There They both stare hard at the undergrowth, there is movement. The plants begin to rustle & wave as something is moving around in them. Goku: What the heck is it? Vegeta: I wouldn't have a clue. The "thing" is moving through the undergrowth in their direction. A low snuffling noise can be heard. Goku & Vegeta both strain their eyes & ears trying to figure out what it is. Suddenly the creature gives a grunt and raises its head above the scrub & comes eyeball to eyeball with Goku. All Goku saw was a pair of beady little black eyes and long razor sharp teeth. Goku: Agghhhhh!!!!! He back peddled rapidly and sent several blasts at the creature. Vegeta: What the ??? Goku: It got me!! It got me!! Vegeta: there's nothing there. Goku: (points a shaking finger) out there, ohh it was horrible all teeth & eyes. Vegeta scours the area that Goku has just evacuated. He stops & picks up something. Vegeta: Is this what you were talking about? Goku: Yes. Vegeta holds up a ragged bit of flesh that is still smoking. Vegeta: You know what it was? Goku: Ummmm.... no. Vegeta: It was a harmless Movear. Goku: A what? Vegeta: A Movear. It's kinda like a cross between a mouse, guinea pig & beaver. Totally harmless. Goku: Oops, sorry. Vegeta: Yea well you sent enough fire power at it that there's nothing left of it to eat. Goku: Who needs meat anyway. Vegeta: Kakarot there are times when I wonder about you. Goku: Well I'm going back to camp. Goku & Vegeta head back to the campsite. BACK AT CAMP..... Yamcha has finished tidying up and is playing patience, Goku strolls in with Vegeta scowling behind. Yamcha: So, How did it go? Goku: Oh okay. Yamcha: So where's the food? Vegeta: All over the scrub. Yamcha: Say what? Vegeta: Kakarot got carried away with his fire power. Goku: (mutters) Not my fault. Vegeta: You didn't have to keep blasting it!! Goku: I suppose I did get a bit carried away. Vegeta: (mutters) I wish they would carry you away. Yamcha: I suppose we can always rely on the rice. Vegeta: I'm sick of rice. Goku: I can always go & catch some fish. Vegeta: I hate fish! Yamcha: Well we are all out of beans thank god. Vegeta gives Yamcha an evil look and walks off. Vegeta; I'm going to do some training. LATER.... Piccolo & Goku are playing snap, Vegeta is still training, Yamcha goes into the cave to check on how much rice they have left. Yamcha: Hey Goku. Goku: Yes? Yamcha: You haven't been helping yourself to the rice have you? Goku: No I haven't touched it. Piccolo: SNAP! Goku: *sigh* Yamcha: Well someone has. Goku: It wasn't me. Piccolo: SNAP! Goku:Hey! Yamcha: Well it has to be you or Vegeta Goku: Better not let Vegeta hear you. Piccolo: SNAP!! Goku: (rolls eyes & mutters) Got to concentrate. Yamcha: Well who could it be? Goku: I have no idea, look around maybe there's a clue. Piccolo: SNAP!! Goku: Grr Yamcha: Hang on a minute. Yamcha rummages around in the food supplies. Piccolo is about to put his card down & yell snap when Goku grabs his wrist. Goku: A..A...A... SNAP! Piccolo: But it's not a pair. Goku: Aww Yamcha: Eeekkkk..... Yamcha comes barreling out of the cave knocking Goku & Piccolo flat & sending the cards shooting into the air. Piccolo: What the?? Goku: Thanks a lot Yamcha Yamcha: (stammers) it..it...it's in there. Goku: What's in there? Yamcha: The food 'nicker Piccolo: So, lets get it. Yamcha: (shudders) No way, its horrible, all teeth & stuff. Goku & Piccolo make their way warily into the cave. There in the corner sitting on top of the rice bag is a rat. Piccolo: lets blast it. Goku: Hang on, that could be dangerous. We could bring the whole cave down. Piccolo: Hmmm I suppose your right. So how do we get rid of it then? Goku: We need some rat traps. Piccolo: Good thinking Goku scratches the back up his head. Piccolo: Where are we going to get rat traps from? We are on a planet stuck god knows where in the universe. We cant just go to the corner store you know! Goku: Oh yea.. I forgot about that. Yamcha: What are those over there? Piccolo & Goku both come out of the cave. Piccolo: What's what? Yamcha: (points) over there under that tree. Goku walks over to the tree. Goku: Hey look ...rat traps. Piccolo: I'm not even going to contemplate how they got there. Some things are best left alone. Yamcha: Who cares how they got there lets set them & get rid of the thing. Goku & Piccolo set the traps for the rat. They forgot one important thing though.... Vegeta returns from his training all hot and sweaty. Vegeta: that's better. I'm going for a swim. Vegeta goes inside the cave to get his towel. SNAP!! SNAP!! SNAP!! YEEEOOOWWWWW!!!!! Goku looks at Yamcha & Piccolo. Goku: Oh oh, we forgot to warn Vegeta about the traps. Vegeta: Agghhh... Get These Things Off Me!! YAMCHA.... COME HERE!!!!! Yamcha is gone faster than a coldie at an alcoholics convention. Vegeta appears at the cave entrance 'wearing' the rat traps. Goku dissolves into fits of laughter. Even Piccolo begins to grin. Vegeta: Its not funny. Get them off me. Goku; Okay hold your horses. Goku & piccolo remove the traps Vegeta: Now, where's Yamcha??...... EVENING... Goku: Well Piccolo it wasn't so gluggy this time. Yamcha: I told you it would get better. Piccolo: Yeah well I can but try. Vegeta: Hummph. Goku: You will be pleased to know that we caught the rat. Vegeta: I bet it wasn't as big as the rat I caught..... Yamcha scowls) I'm going to bed, night all. Yamcha eases his battered & bruised body off to bed, The rest follow.... NEXT MORNING......... As the number of people in the cave has declined so the space has become larger. As they are sleeping on a gentle slope during the night the bodies have all rolled down on to one another and are now in a heap. Vegeta is at the bottom of the pile, he wakes up.... Vegeta: GET OFF ME!!!! There's a flurry of arms and legs as Goku, Piccolo & Yamcha are awoken suddenly and all try to extract themselves at the same time. LATER.... Goku & Vegeta return with the mail, Piccolo & Yamcha are playing snap. Piccolo: SNAP! Yamcha: Okay you win. Piccolo: Ha ha ha I am the champion the undefeated snap champ!! Vegeta: Cut it out greeny, you haven't played me yet. Yamcha: (whispers) The ultimate snappy chappy!! Vegeta: (glares at Yamcha) I heard that. Yamcha: Have we got mail Goku? Goku: Oh yes. Yamcha: Well??? Vegeta: Give it here Kakarot I'll read it.. Challenge No 8 Piccolo: Sounds interestin. Yamcha: Yea sure, can't wait. THAT ARVO.... King Kai: Hi all. Welcome to challenge number 8. As you may have guessed this one will test your directional skills. Each of you will be put in the centre of a maze. The winner is the first one out. Now there's no flying & no blasting your way out. Do anything along those lines & you will be disqualified. Okay good luck. Each find themselves within the walls of a maze. They begin to find their way out, running this way ... then that..... 1 HOUR LATER.... Yamcha: I'm free... I'm free... Yippeee... King Kai: Looks like your the first one out so you will get immunity Yamcha. Yamcha: Great. Thanks Man. 2 HOURS LATER..... Piccolo & Vegeta emerge. Vegeta: At last. Piccolo: You can say that again. Yamcha: What kept you guys? Vegeta: (groans) Oh no...Don't tell me Yamcha: Yep, I got immunity. heheheh Piccolo: Where's Goku? King Kai: No sign of him yet. 2 MORE HOURS PASS..... Piccolo: Should we go look for him? Vegeta: NO! Yamcha: Maybe we had better. Vegeta: Do we have to? Piccolo & Yamcha fly over Goku's maze & spot him running around in circles 2 meters from the start point. Piccolo: Hey Goku, its all over. You can fly out now. Goku: (looks up) Oh thank heavens for that, I thought I was going to be stuck in here for ever. King Kai: Okay Yamcha won. Now back to camp & I will see you at tonight's tribal council. THAT NIGHT...... The torches are bobbing along the trail. Goku: high ho..high ho... its off to tribal council we go... Vegeta: SHUT UP KAKAROT!! King Kai: Hi there and welcome to tribal council. Once again its time to find out if we have learnt anything valuable this week... Goku? Goku: Yamcha hates the rat race. King Kai: Pardon? Okay Vegeta? Vegeta: Never take Kakarot hunting King Kai: Sensible answer. Piccolo? Piccolo: I am the undisputed Snap Champion!!! King Kai: (smacking his head against the rock wall) never again... never again... You hear that author, I'm never going to do this again! King Kai: (composes himself) Right. Yamcha you have
immunity so your staying. As far as the rest of you three, well, eeny,
meeny, miny, mo, one of you has got to go..... |
