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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 9
King Kai: Barrel time....
King Kai fetches the barrel King Kai: 1st vote..... Piccolo Piccolo looks at King Kai. King Kai: Vegeta. Yamcha begins to smile. King Kai: Piccolo Piccolo: Humph. King Kai: Goku. Goku grunts. King Kai: Vegeta. Yamcha looks at King Kai & raises an eyebrow. King Kai: Piccolo Piccolo hangs his head. King Kai: Vegeta. Vegeta folds his arms & looks away. King Kai: Piccolo. King Kai: Piccolo Piccolo's antennae droop. King Kai: Vegeta. Vegeta scowls. King Kai: One vote left... Piccolo. Piccolo picks up his torch & walks towards King Kai. Goku: Take it easy Piccolo. Yamcha: Yeah, so long man. Vegeta: Good Riddance Namek!! Piccolo: Can't say I'll miss you either Vegeta. Piccolo hands his torch to King Kai who extinguishes the flame. King Kai: The Toraka tribe has yet again spoken. Piccolo goes to the space ship & walks up the ramp. He pauses at the top, turns & waves. Piccolo: "To infinity & beyond" The ship takes off. King Kai: Okay the remaining 3 of you are free to head back to camp. I will be in touch. Goku: Oh well its just the 3 of us now. Vegeta: That's still 2 to many in my opinion. Yamcha: You can always leave Vegeta, I wont stop you. Vegeta: I have no intention of going anywhere. Your the one that is going down. Yamcha: Sure, dream on.... The squabbling slowly fades as the guys disappear through the scrub & back to the cave. NEXT MORNING...... Dawn is breaking bathing the landscape in soft colours of orange, yellow & pink. The trees & bushes are filled with birds all heralding the dawn with a musical chorus..... Trill ... Trill... Warble... Warble... *Zap* *Zap* *Zap* Tril... trill... sing... sing... Squark... Erk... Ark... *Silence* Thud... Thud... Thud... Vegeta: Breakfasts ready.... Goku: What are we having? Vegeta: Vegetas special fried cocky. Yamcha: Pardon??? Vegeta: You Heard! Goku: (munching) Actually it's not bad Yamcha, providing you don't mind the odd feather. Vegeta: Beats the hell out of rice! Goku: (chewing on a drumstick) Yeah well next time put some herbs & spices on it will you... LATER..... Our remaining survivors are gathered around the fire. Goku: It's really quiet without the rest of the crew. Yamcha: You got that right. Vegeta: Not quiet enough. Goku: I wonder what Gohan & Chichi are doing? Vegeta: Whining as usual. Yamcha: I wonder what Bulma is doing? Vegeta: (smirks) that's one thing you will never find out... scum... Yamcha: Ape... Vegeta: Wuss.... Yamcha: chimp... Vegeta: Wimp... Yamcha: Refugee from a hair salon... *Zap* Vegeta: Baldy... Goku: Game of cards anyone? Yamcha: (runs hands through what's left of his hair) yeah all right. Vegeta: Okay I'm in. Goku: So what would you like to play? Vegeta: I don't care. Goku: I finally got the hang of snap so what about that? Yamcha: (rolls eyes) I suppose so. Vegeta: Okay Goku deals out the cards. Goku: You know guys, these last few weeks have been really interesting. Yamcha: How do you mean? Goku: Well I have learnt all sorts of things. Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: Like what? Goku: Like how to cook rice without it going gluggy, the best way to light fires in a cave, and how to play snap. Yamcha: Oh please..... Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: I thought you would have learnt more than that. Goku: How do you mean? Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: Oh I don't know... Something along the lines of inner soul searching. Vegeta: Ha! Ha! Ha! Goku & Yamcha both stare at Vegeta Vegeta: Kakarot... soul searching??? talk sense! Yamcha: Oh I don't know, you would be amazed just what you can learn about yourself. Vegeta: I already know all I need to know thankyou! Goku: Snap! Yamcha: Being here has brought to life all sorts of questions & thoughts. Goku: Like what? Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: Well for one, just who is it that's doing the voting? Goku: Hmmm.... Vegeta: Who cares!!?? Yamcha: Think about it though. There's lots of things that have happened that defy logical explanation. Vegeta: Logical explanation! Hah!!! Goku: Snap! Vegeta: You have been watching too much Star Trek! Goku: Good show that. Snap! Yamcha: Yeah, the special effects are great. Vegeta: Stupid you mean. Goku: Why? Snap! Vegeta: Beaming life forms up & down... I ask you... talk about fantasy & reality. Yamcha: (mutters) I wish Scotty would beam you up. Vegeta: Snap! Goku: You have a point though Yamcha. The votes for one don't tally with the number of survivors. Vegeta: So What! Yamcha: Snap! Goku: Then there's the cocoa. Yamcha: Snap! Goku: And all these challenges. King Kai would need some help to organize those. Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: And not to mention the rat traps. Goku: Yes it does take some thought... Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: So who do you think is responsible for all these things? Goku: I'm not sure. Vegeta: Snap! Yamcha: What about you Vegeta? Vegeta: What? Yamcha: Who or what do you think is responsible for these unexplained things? Vegeta: (gets an evil look on his face) I think we are being watched by some unforeseen force and all of this is just some sort of set up or hoax to lure us into a false sense of stability, then when you least expect it... Bang!.. your gone... Snap! Yamcha: Oooohhhhh...... you think so???? Goku: I'm out of cards. Take no notice of him Yamcha, he's only trying to stir you up. Goku goes into the cave to start cooking dinner. Yamcha: (gives Vegeta a smirk) I suppose it could always be the work of Pixies or fairies. Vegeta: (smacks head) Don't start that again!! Yamcha: Yeah... but... Vegeta: Snap! Debs dragon: do de do da... do de do DA Yamcha: Did you hear that? Vegeta: Snap! What? Yamcha: Listen.... Vegeta: I don't hear anything. Debs dragon: Welcome to the Twilight Zone... Yamcha: Eeeekk... That!!!! Vegeta: Snap!! I won! See I told you I was better than you lot!!! Yamcha is looking around wildly, hair standing on end, Eyes searching.... Vegeta: What the heck is wrong with you??? Yamcha: Couldn't you hear it? Vegeta: Hear what? Yamcha: That voice.... It said Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Vegeta looks around, sees & hears nothing. He walks over to Yamcha. Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) Twilight Zone eh!? Yamcha nods his head. *Smack* Vegeta: (Dusts his hands together) There... now you are in the Twilight Zone. Goku comes out of the cave & sees Yamcha unconscious on the ground & Vegeta standing arms folded with a smirk on his face. Goku: What's with Yamcha? Vegeta: He wanted to go to the Twilight Zone. So I obliged. Goku: Does that mean He doesn't want dinner? Vegeta: Kakarot! Are you sure you weren't just born a stomach and the rest of you grew from there??? THAT EVENING.... Yamcha has returned from his visit to the other side and dinner is over. Yamcha: Mmmm that wasn't bad Goku. Vegeta: Amazingly it was edible. Goku: See I'm not totally a waste of space. Vegeta: Matter of opinion. Yamcha: So what was it? Goku: Shishkebabs. Yamcha: I know that, but where did you get the meat? Goku: Remember the rat? Yamcha: You didn't... Vegeta: He did... Yamcha: I don't feel so good..... NEXT DAY.... Vegeta& Goku are sparring Yamcha is stirring the fire into life. Goku: (smack, punch) So have you given anymore thought as to what this mystical power may be? Vegeta: (whack, kick) Well its certainly not pixies or fairies. Goku: (punch, block) But it has to be something. Vegeta: (kick, zap) Who cares! Goku: (deflect, fire) Aren't you curious to know what force is at work here? Vegeta: (deflect, punch) The only force I'm interested in is the one that is keeping Yamcha here and what it is I have to do to get rid of him. Yamcha: I'm going to get the mail. Goku: (giggles) May the force be with you. Yamcha gives Goku a funny look & goes off to the mail box. Goku: Well there's definitely more to this than meets the eye. Debs dragon: You got that right. Goku: See I told you. Vegeta: Who is that!? I demand you answer me!! Debs dragon: It's the author Vegeta Vegeta: Good. I have a question for you. Debs dragon: And what might that be? Vegeta: What the hell is Yamcha still doing here???!!! Debs dragon: Good question. Vegeta: (folds arms & takes up his usual arrogant stance) I'm waiting.... Debs dragon: So? Wait. Vegeta: (taps foot) Well? Debs dragon: Remember its my keyboard that's giving you life at the moment. Goku: She's got a valid point there Vegeta Vegeta: I don't care. I'll blast the answer out of you if I have to!! Debs dragon: That wouldn't be wise. Vegeta: Why not? Goku: Think about it..... Vegeta: Hmmm. You have a point. Debs dragon: Say please & I'll tell you why Yamcha is still here. Vegeta: No Way!!! Debs dragon: Okay. Have it your way. See ya later. Vegeta: (fuming) all right Already.... Please! Debs dragon: That's better. He's still here as I have no control over the voting. That's up to the rest of the observers. I only tally them for King Kai. Besides its fun watching you two getting along. Vegeta: Why I ought to.... Debs dragon places a gag on Vegetas mouth. Yamcha returns.... Yamcha: Hey what's up with Vegeta? Goku: The author gagged him. Yamcha: You sure you 2 haven't been at the mushrooms again?? Vegeta finally manages to remove the gag and gets ready to fire a tirade of verbal abuse at the author. Goku: Save your breath, she's gone. Vegeta: That would be right. Another wuss. (AN: wonder if Vegeta is the gremlin in my PC???) Yamcha: So do you 2 want to hear this challenge or not? Goku: Sure, read it out Yamcha. Yamcha: This is challenge number 9. Your final challenge and final immunity. Here listen up & all take note Goku: (scratches his head) Well guys its been nice knowing you. Vegeta: (glares at Yamcha) This will be interesting. AFTERNOON..... Camera focuses on our 3 remaining survivors who have arrived in the now famous clearing to meet with the now famous King Kai and pit their wits in our last now famous immunity challenge. King Kai: Welcome to our final challenge. Seeing as how there's only 3 of you left we have a quiz for you. Each of you will get a piece of paper with 10 questions on it. You have 10 minutes to answer the questions, the most correct wins. King Kai hands everyone a pencil & their 'test' paper. King Kai: Your time starts ... Now. Each turn over their paper & begin to write furiously. 10 mins later.... King Kai: Okay time to stop. All put down their pencils, King Kai collects the papers & begins to check off the answers. King Kai: Goku, you scored 6 out of 10. Yamcha: (punches the air) YES! YES! YES! Vegeta; (punches the ground) NO! NO! NO! Debs dragon: Told you to be nice to me. Vegeta: I think I'm going to cry.... King Kai: Yamcha I don't know how you did it but you have immunity. I will see you all tonight at tribal council. The group head back to the cave, Vegeta has stormed off ahead. Goku: So, how did you do it Yamcha? Yamcha: I just said a few prayers to the powers that be. Goku: oh..kay. (Thinks to himself - maybe we should find him a nice quiet loony bin when we get back) THAT NIGHT..... The torches are burning, orange light is flickering around the podium where King Kai awaits. King Kai: (looks at his watch) They're late. *Whoosh* Vegeta flies in *Fizzttt* Goku instant transmissions in. King Kai: About time. Where's Yamcha? *Fizzttt* Goku instant transmissions out. *Fizztt* Goku instant transmissions back in with Yamcha. King Kai: That's better. Now that we are all here lets take a moment to reflect on the past couple of days and see what we have learnt. Yamcha? Yamcha: That prayers can get answered. King Kai; Hmmm. Vegeta? Vegeta: Yamcha watches too much sci Fi. King Kai: They are getting worse. Goku? Goku: That it doesn't pay to piss the author off. King Kai: (breaks down) Agghhhh. I've had enough, I can't take this anymore... I want out.... Debs dragon: Hang in there King Kai, there's not much more to go... King Kai: (regains control) Okay. So now guys it has come down to this. Yamcha your staying, Goku, Vegeta, one of you will be going home tonight. Bearing in mind just what you have all been through together and how much food you have left. Its time to cast the votes...... |
