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" Universe "Written By: Sazz Rating: NC 17 Warnings: SMUT! Pairing: Yamcha x Goku Comments: There are reasons I love PMS ^_^ Lil
OOCness as well, Goku is a bit…wiser in the ways of things (I'll
leave it up to you how he got that ^_^) Yamcha…he's a shy guy! Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, it belongs to it's
creators. " Universe "
"SCORE!" The triumphant cries of the two men rang through the small house, the human warrior flopping onto the couch, placing a new six pack on the small table in front of them. The first can disappeared in Goku's grasp once again, as he finished the contents within a few seconds. Yamcha stared. "Goku, where the hell do you put that stuff…?" he asked, letting his head loll against the back of the couch. "I haven't a clue!" Goku replied, a chirpy grin on his face. "You know, there's these two chicks next door. They're both pretty cute, don't know if they have boyfriends though…" "Just ask them, Yamcha! The worst they can do is say no!" "Oh says you. Do I have to say it?!" "I have an excuse, the worst the guy *I* like can do is beat the hell out of me!" "He won't! Even if he doesn't like you that way, Bulma will withhold as punishment! A fate I wouldn't wish on any man," Yamcha finished solemnly. "OK, just for refreshing my currently drunk mind. WHY do you like Vegeta again…?" "Nice arse…smart…gorgeous…honest…nice arse…" "I don't think saying "nice arse" twice, will help in convincing me any more than normal, Goku," the human fighter replied with a laugh. "Whaaat? He has a nice arse!" Goku shouted in protest. "I was only telling the truth!" "*I* have a nice arse, I rarely use it as a reason for women to fancy me!" "Well I have a different interest in men's arses than most women do!" "Most…?" "Meh, I read it once. Don't ask…" "She-males…" Both men shuddered. "This get together was a good idea, Yamcha. Or at least the drink was…" Goku muttered, staring at the ceiling. "Yeah, it's nice to sit around and do nothing when we get together, instead of fighting off some random threat to the world." "Yeah, and without the ladies around to yell at us…" "Speaking of ladies, how's Chichi?" "Happier I think, she moved to the city with Gohan. She's got more contact with other people now. Gohan says she looks happier. Haven't really spoken to her though. Ah well, this is what you get for tricking monkey boys into marriage!" "What? They turn out to be near gay?" "Yup!" "So Vegeta must be near gay." "Yamcha?" "Yeah?" "Shut up about Vegeta already!" "Okay! Caaaaaalm. Think caaaaaaaalm…" Yamcha muttered, closing his eyes for a few moments as he took his own advice. "Right. Change of subject. What's the best thing about sex?" The human asked out of the blue. "Easy. Going down on someone. In a non romantic sex situation, preferences change when it's romantic." "Woo, the Goku-man knows what he likes." "That I do, two kids and many years of marriage, you learn a few things…Now, your turn!" "Hmm, can I just say sex in general?" "Nuu…" "Okay. Then I'll saaaay…the opposite of yours. People going down on ME!" "People, Yamcha…?" Goku asked, lifting his head and looking at his friend with a grin. "Shutup! You know what I mean…" "Something you wanna tell me Yamcha?" Goku asked, leaning forward while trying to hold a laugh. Yamcha swatted at his face. "Ohh great, a drunk horny Saiyan, who wants to be in my pants! What are you trying to tell me Dende?!" "That you should sleep with me?" Goku asked, throwing in his innocent tone. "I doubt Dende wants you to sleep with me, Goku. But thanks for the offer…" "Aww, come on Yamchaaaaa…." Goku shuffled along the couch, pressing himself up against his friend's side, moving several locks of Yamcha's hair away. Dropping his head, he pressed his lips against the hot skin of the human fighter's neck, pulling away a moment later and moving up slightly. Kissing his way up Yamcha's neck, he paused at the jaw and lifted his eyes to meet the other man's. "Goku, when did you learn seduction techniques…?" Yamcha asked, too happy and relaxed to care about what was happening. "Just things I picked up here and there. Anyway, who says I want to seduce you, I might just want a kiss…" "You got your kiss…" "That wasn't a kiss. This is though…" Sitting up, he leant over and pressed his lips against Yamcha's, mouth parting slightly. Darting his tongue out, he wet a small trail along the other man's lower lip. "Goku…" "Yamcha….a little kiss isn't going to hurt…" Yamcha shrugged, before opening his mouth and responding to Goku's kiss. As his friend's tongue slid against his own, he mentally admitted to himself that his once overly naïve friend had turned into a good kisser. Feeling the couch move slightly beneath him, he opened his eyes to find Goku straddling his lap, knees either side of his thighs. "Goku…?" "I was thinking, Yamcha. We both know what the best parts of sex are, that isn't actual sex…" "I dunno…" "Yamcha, no one will know if you don't want them too…" Goku nuzzled Yamcha's face. "You can always just shove me off if you really don't like it…." "True. Aah, trying wouldn't be too bad. Just promise nothing's going up my rear…" "I promise, Yamcha. You know I won't break that…" Now nose-to-nose with his friend, Yamcha stared into Goku's eyes, noting the flecks of a lighter brown in his eyes. "Okay, Goku. I trust you." "Good, now relax…" Running a hand down, Goku ran his fingers over Yamcha's abdomen, fingers dancing over his shirt until he reached his jeans. Making short work of the button and zipper, the saiya-jin slipped his hand into his friend's boxers. Wrapping his fingers around Yamcha's penis, he pulled it free of it's clothing and slowly began to pump it. Moving from the couch, he parted the other fighters lens and knelt between them. Leaning forward, he darted his tongue out over the tip, smirking slightly at the small hitch in Yamcha's breath. Continuing to stroke the hardening shaft, he wrapped his lips over the head and let his tongue roam, dipping it into the slit when a hand fisted itself in his hair. "Go…ku…" Lowering his head, Goku took more of his friend's erection into his mouth before answering. "Hmm?" A shiver of delight shot up Yamcha's spine as the warm enclosure around his cock vibrated slightly with the answer. Letting out a small moan, his hand tightened in Goku's hair as the saiya-jin began to suck, his head slowly starting to bob up and down. "Goku…that…nngh…" Yamcha tried
to form a few thoughts into sentences, giving up after the first word
each time Goku's tongue darted over an untouched area of skin. Becoming aware of his own erection, Goku looked up for a moment, wondering how much else Yamcha would be willing to try. Pulling his head back with a last lick, the saiya-jin looked up at his friend. "Yamcha?" Looking completely lost for a moment as he gathered himself, Yamcha blinked at the sound of his name. "Goku? Why'd you stop?" "Well, do you want to…um…" Unable to find a decent way of saying it, Goku stood up, kicked his boots off and pulled his trousers and boxers down. Ignoring Yamcha's now wide eyes, he straddled his lap again and then lowered himself so that the head of the other fighter's erection pressed against his entrance. "Do this…?" Yamcha's brain moved from zero to a thousand in a moment as he tried to figure out what Goku was suggesting. "You mean, sex? You bottom?" "Yeah…it'd be kinda like doing it with a woman, I guess…" Goku said, smiling slightly. "Yeah…but up THERE…?" Yamcha asked, a few not so nice images coming to mind. "Yes, Yamcha. THERE, it's clean you know…" "How do you know?" "I have my ways…" He took a hold of Yamcha's erection once again, stroking it as he waited for an answer. "…You're sure…?" "Yes…you don't have to do it if the idea grosses you out. If it doesn't though, don't see why you can't give it a try…" "Yeah…" Yamcha thought it over for a moment, Goku pausing as he waited for an answer. Several long moments later, Yamcha looked up at his friend and placed a kiss on his lips. "Okay." "Can we take this to the bedroom? It's comfier…for the uke anyway!" Goku finished, a small smile on his face. "And we know how important the uke's comfort is!" Yamcha replied with a small laugh. "Hai…Thankyou Yamcha…" Goku pressed a small kiss on his friend's lips. Making their way out of the room towards the bedroom turned into a much longer journey, as the two fighters stopped at odd intervals to kiss and stroke each other. Finally finding the room, the two men collapsed onto the bed, clothing having being lost on the way up the stairs. Goku rolled onto his back, pulling Yamcha on top of him, their lips crashing together for a moment longer before the human realised that he wasn't sure how to proceed with another man. Seeing the hesitation, Goku brought his hands up to his mouth and spit into them, reaching down and smearing the saliva onto Yamcha's erection. "There, now just push in slowly, ok?" Goku said quietly, raising his legs to rest his knees over his friend's shoulders. Yamcha nodded, positioning himself at Goku's entrance. Pushing forward slowly, his breathing hitched as tight warmth slid over his erection. Letting out a deep breath, he opened his eyes to watch his friend's reaction. Goku had let his eyes slide closed, one hand fisting in the bed sheets while the other unconsciously stroked up and down his abdomen, hand dipping lower with each slide. Yamcha watched for a moment or two, making sure the other man had no objections before pulling back and thrusting in again. Eyes rolling back in his head, Yamcha let himself settle into a rhythm, world centring on the jolts of pleasure shooting through his body. Soon the loud moans of Goku broke through his haze, forcing his to open his eyes for a moment. Goku now had his hand wrapped around his erection as he pumped himself, dark brown eyes half open as he watched Yamcha. Eyes connecting for a few seconds, the two men stared at each other, the rhythm not breaking as they panted, until Goku broke the contact. Tipping his head back, Goku moaned as Yamcha leant down and pushed his lips against his own. Opening his mouth, the saiya-jin entwined his tongue with his friend's, his hand burying itself in Yamcha's once again long hair. Mouths breaking apart, the two men looked at each other for a moment. Yamcha's thumb stroking down Goku's cheek, the stronger man seeming suddenly vulnerable. The moment broke when Goku closed his eyes, head tilting back once again as he felt Yamcha's erection brush up against his prostate again. Thrusting his hips faster, Yamcha buried his face in
his friend's neck, leaving the occasional kiss between quiet moans.
Goku on the other hand, was now beginning to occasionally shout his
pleasure between his moans, to whoever might be listening. Thrusting his hips up to meet Yamcha's as the muscles in his stomach began to tighten, he ran his hand down the other man's back. Stopping at the bottom of his back, he pressed down, forcing his friend's erection as far into him as it would go. Muscles contracting as his prostate was brushed once again, Goku came into the small space between their bodies. Letting go of Yamcha, he let himself relax into the bed, feeling his friend's body tense as he spilled his own seed into him. As Yamcha pulled himself away and flopped onto the bed next to Goku, the only sounds to be heard were the panting of the two fighters. Slowly, as the rush of hormones began to level off, Yamcha felt small, treacherous thoughts creeping up in the back of his mind. He had just had sex. With another man. So he was gay. Or bisexual. Shit. Looking over to his side, his breath caught as he met endless dark eyes. "Yamcha? What's wrong?" "I don't know. I just suddenly feel…I dunno…" "Scared?" "I don't think it's that…I dunno…it's…" "Think you're gay?" "Something like that…" "Aah, Yamcha. A wise man once said 'One shag with another man does not a queer guy make!'. Or maybe it was that lap-dancing guy, I dunno. Either way it's a good comment." Yamcha stared for a moment, face starting to crack slightly before he finally dissolved into laughter. Kicking his legs about slightly, he let the tension flow out of his body as he relaxed. Leaning over, Goku dropped a small kiss on his lips before shuffling around to try and pull the blankets from beneath them. "Goku?" "Yeah?" "I think it was Yoda who said that…"
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