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" The Kakarott Chronicals""The Cell Jnr Saga"Written By: Zachary Taylor Disclaimer: All characters in this production
are owned by Akira Toriyama. Rated R for violence Summary: Cell announces another game: defeat 15
Cell Juniors, and the world will be villain free! Well, when the Z
Fighters fall for one of his trciks, they are forver trrapped in the
HTC. Meantime, Goku realizes who his true self is, and he goes on
a rampage. "The Cell Jnr Saga " Chapter 1 Narrator: Oh no! Cell came up from the crypts of the Home of Infinte Losers to challenge our heros? Cell: (standing on the Cell Games Arena) Were are those stupid Z Fighters? I haven't got all night! Narrator: Wholly cow! Who will save the world from Cell again? Goku, Vegeta, please help us! "Yamcha and Piccolo vs. the Cell Juniors" Cell: I have about lost my patients! WHERE ARE THEY????!!!! Cell Jr. 1: We want fight! Cell Jr. 2: Yeah! If we don't get fight, we'll blow up world with Spirit Bomb! Cell: Children, please hold your patience. I can't help it that they are a bunch of slowpokes! Cell Jr. 3: We're bored! Entertain us! Cell: Fine, children, I have a game for you: you see this energy ball? (Cell Juniors look at the energy orb, and they nod thier heads). Cell: When I toss it, you have to try and dodge it. If the ball touches you, you're out! (Cell tosses up the ball, and the Cell Juniors chase it). Cell: Now that they are out of my way, maybe I can get some sleep! Goku: (behind Cell) Hiya Cell! Cell: Ahhhhhh!!!! Oh, Goku, it's nice too see you again! Goku: So, what's your challenge? We're ready whenever you are! Cell: Why were you so late? Goku: Hercule had to take a potty break. Cell: I see. Oh, the challenge! If you can beat all fifteen of my Cell Juniors, you world will no longer be in turmoil. Goku: Is that all? Cell: Yep. Shall we begin? Yamcha: This sounds like a piece of pie! I'll go first! Cell: Very well, then. Children, your punching bags are here! (Cell Juniors ignore him). Cell: CHILDREN, GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yamcha: Oh dear! Cell: Are you ready, Yamcha? Yamcha: You bet! Cell: Then let the match begin! Yamcha: Alright, ya little blue midget, feel the power of the Wolf Fang Fist! Cell Jr. 1: Kamehameha! Yamcha: What? This can't be? (Yamcha hits the ground. Cell Jr. lands on top of him). Yamcha: So, you wanna play tough guy? Then feel my Kamehameha! Cell Jr. 1: (in air) Death Ball! Yamcha: What? Isn't that Freiza's attack? Vegeta: You fool! What are you doing? Piccolo: Yamcha, move! You're going to get yourself killed! Krillin: Yamcha, MOVE!!!! Yamcha: Oh boy! I'm dead meat, aren't I? Cell Jr. 1: Die! (Yamcha is knocked out cold). Vegeta: Uh! That moron! Was he insane? He's lucky he's not dead! Piccolo: (panting) It was a good thing I moved him out of the way, and blasted that Death Ball in the opposite direction. Cell: What shame. One down, eleven more from you. Goku: Well, maybe Yamcha wasn't such a bright idea. Who's next? Piccolo: I'll go. Cell: So, the fair Piccolo decided to take the plate. Proceed with the battle. Piccolo: Okay, blue coward, taste the Special Beam Cannon! Cell Jr. 1: Uh oh! Bye-bye! (Cell Jr. dies). Piccolo: That was easy. Cell: One down, fourteen to go. Piccolo: You know Cell, you're just a waste of my time. Cell Jr. 2: You'll pay! Piccolo: I'll go first! Destructive Wave! Cell Jr. 2: Wo-ha! Spirit Bomb! Piccolo: What! Nooooooooooooooo!!!! (Piccolo dies). Vegeta: Uh! This is going to be harder than I thought! I must do something! Goku: Uh, we're in trouble aren't we? Cell: What's the matter, scared? Send in your next fighter. Narrator: With Yamcha and Piccolo dead, the Z Warriors lost all hope of winning Cell's second challenge. The Cell Juniors keep getting stronger by the minute! Even Goku doubts that he will win himself! Can his team beat Cell's children? Stay tuned for the next chapter of the Kakarot Chronicles!
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