" The Evil Buu Games "

Disclaimer: All characters in this production are owned by Akira Toriyama.

Rated R for violence

Summary: Majin Buu returns with some more tricks up his sleeves. Vegeta has a
plan of action, and he hopes it will save the universe

"The Evil Buu Games"
by Zachary Taylor

Chapter V:
(The Key to Evil Buu's Downfall?)

Evil Buu shot the Kamehameha Wave at Vegeta's Gravity Machine. He laughed evilly. Dr. Briefs looked out the kitchen window and saw the monster destroying everything. He ran outside, a Thompson's sub-machine gun in hand. He shot madly at the monster. The monster turned to face him. He grew a big smile on his face, and waved good-bye to Dr. Briefs. The monster killed him with Krillin's Destructo Disk. Now it's time to blow up all of Satan City! I know my good side is hiding around here somewhere! I can sense his ki! He
looked down at the man he just killed. He laughed. It felt good to him that he was alive again. He picked up Dr. Briefs' sub-machine gun, and bent it in half. He drew his stem to his forehead. A pink ray of light blasted out of the tip. Dr. Briefs was turned into chocolate.

Good Buu had just started his practice "battle" with Trunks and Goten. He looked up from his opponent. He got a confused look on his face. His opponent was just about to attack, but Buu stretched out his hand and punched him in the face. Trunks fell to the ground, blood gushing out of his mouth like crazy. Buu just stood there, frozen.

"What are you doing, Buu?"

"Buu confused."

"About what?" asked Goten.

"Buu can sense bad side."

"WHAT!!!!" rambled the boys.

"Buu can feel him."

"No! NO! He's coming here! I can't die now! I can't loose my Pan!"

"Will you shut up about my niece, Trunks?"

"Hey, you shouldn't be talking, one-who-loves-my-sister!"

"You've got a point there," Goten said blushing.

"Buu can feel him at city."

"Where?" asked Trunks.

"At big dome building."

"NOT CAPSULE CORP.!!!! MOM WILL FREAK!!!"

"Bad side go bang-bang to machine."

"NOT MY DAD'S GRAVITY MACHINE!!!!"

"No worry. Buu kill bad side."

"No, you stay here," said Goten, "you still need to train!"

Meanwhile, the Z Warriors made their way back to the Lookout. Poor Dende and Mr. Popo. If Piccolo found out about this, he would flip! I have to encourage my friends to find the dragonballs! Nail sighed. They made their way up to the top of Korin's Tower. Korin scared the poops out of them. He laughed at their jumps.

"Sorry to scare you like that. Why do you disturb me?"

"We need to use the pole to get back to Kami's Lookout," replied Goku.

"I see. Yajirobe, lead your friends to the pole."

"Yes, master."

"How's life?" asked Krillin.

"So-so. Master Roshi came up here yesterday. He wanted me to his 'buddy' for the day."

Good Buu was interrupted from his training again. He saw the party, one by one, going down the pole. Trunks got hit again in the mouth. He cursed, but his mother and father caught him. Trunks had to spend the rest of his day with his mother at the Kame House. Great! Now I have to put up with myself for the rest of the day! His father laughed at him, but told Trunks he loved him. Buu scratched his head slightly. Is that the guy with the really long hair? Hey! Buu sees friend and puppy! Hercule hid behind Goku like a little
baby.

"Is friend afraid of Buu?"

"Uh, no! it's just that…uh…we haven't seen each other in awhile."

"Buu love friend!"

"Uh…"

"Buu love puppy!"

Hercule begins to sweat.

"Buu want to protect friend!"

"WILL YOU STOP BEING GAY!!!! IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!!"

"Buu blow you to Next Dimension for being mean!"

"No! No! I'm sorry!"

"Buu not mad anymore."

Evil Buu made his way to Hercule's Gym. The building corrupted in a fire. People's screams were heard from inside the gym. He stopped short. He one of his hands over his "ears" and listened. His eyes widened with shock. He grew a big, evil grin. The people who were surrounding the gym were turned into chocolate. He's there! I can feel him! I must absorb him again! His power must've rose. I mustn't let that stop me. He closed his eyes for a brief minute. Ah, yes! He has a halo! Good. He only has twenty-one hours left. I
must hurry. First, I have to kill his so-called "friends." Then, my time to strike will prevail!

A blast out of nowhere hit Buu in the chest. He hit the sidewalk hard. He got up and brushed himself off. Who caused such a powerful attack? No, it can't be! Or could it? He's not alive, is he? We'll just have to wait and see! Buu made his way to Korin's Tower. He demolished it, killing Yajirobe. Korin escaped, heading for a forest. He looked straight up. There's the Lookout! Hmmm. I can't sense Piccolo. He must be dead! He closed his eyes to picture the Lookout again. Those fool Saiya-Jins! And that Namek! Errrgh!
There he is! My good counterpart! Yes! How did those two boys escape? My good-for-nothing counterpart must've healed them! Well, at least the Guardian of the Earth and his servant are dead.

Good Buu's face got angry as Evil Buu neared closer to the Lookout. Is Buu really key to bad sides downfall? He won't hurt friends and puppy! Training in Heaven helped Buu a lot! Buu got fives years worth of training! That old lady hurt Buu's feelings! Must protect good guys! Buu protect himself and
friends from any "candy" attacks. Is Bad Buu ready for fight? He can fight Good Buu if he wants to! Buu ready for brawl! He cracked his knuckles. He got into fighting position. He made some growling noises. He was ready. Ready to put a stop for the one who destroyed the world. Twenty-one hours was enough time for him. Steam came out of his head. He prepared for his first attack.

He's a lot stronger then I remember! So, he wants to fight me, eh? I'll show him a thing or two about brawl! I'll take out his friends one at a time as I attack him. I must not loose! Time is what I need! And no one is going to stop me! Not even, if it's who I think it is, Dabura! That fool Supreme Kai thinks the Z Sword is the weapon to destroy me? Nothing can! Not even good! I will be triumphant! He's not the key to my downfall. Nothing is! The world will be at my grasp once again! The Lookout, Piccolo and Gotenks, Gohan, then
Veggito! My plan will succeed! I'll turn Gohan into a Majin!

It is Buu's duty to protect good guys! Friends need Buu! Buu help friends if need to. I will turn bad side into chocolate. Buu won't miss this time! Buu ready! Buu can sense that bad side is scared. Buu not scared! Buu want fight! Buu must save Earth! Help those nice people! No more violence! I kill no more good guys! Buu help! Buu need time. Buu hungry! Buu have to poop! Buu have to wait, though! Buu get constipated! Uh oh! He's coming! Buu ready! Let's kick some bad guy butt!

Evil Buu made his way to the Lookout. He crossed his arms like Vegeta always does. Good Buu was still in his fighting position. Without further adieu, may the fight between the Buus begin!

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