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" Troublesome Two "Written By: Weis Disclaimer: I may own a large amount of DVD’s and an assortment of other DBZ related goodies, but I don’t own the franchise! Rating: PG 13, some language.
~On the last episode of Dragonball Z, the Z warriorscombined their powers and strengths and managed to destroy the tyrannical terror known as Majin Buu! With the earth safe once again, life returned to normal for its inhabitants… But with this new peace, a new evil has sprung up and will undoubtedly cause chaos and dismay across the calmed planet! Just who is this mischievous might? Today, on Dragonball Z!~
1.1 – Troublesome Two - Mischief
~Since the death of Majin Buu and the restoration of the earth, life returned to normal for the earths special forces... Goku who had missed eating earth food managed to bankrupt his family through his unstoppable appetite… Vegeta trained harder than ever, outside the time he now dedicates to his family though… Piccolo realized he’d spent his entire life training and had not actually ever won a battle, so he went off to train some more… And the list goes on…~
~Inside a familiar little house in the hills a family sat down enjoying dinner…~
Chichi: Goten! Goten where are you? You better not be up do any mischief again!
Ox King: I wouldn’t count on him not be! *Insert the Ox Kings lame silly laugh* Isn’t he with Trunks?
Goku: Oooooohi oo, yooooooooo woooment ot beeee hen! *Removing the Drumstick from his mouth* This is delicious honey!
Chichi: *Chichi twitches her eyebrow* Thank you Goku… Though how about you use some manners while at the table and not eat with your mouth full!
Goku: Oooooh, sooorrroe hoonnny *Removing the whole chicken from his mouth* Sorry honey. Your right. I said I “Oh oh… I wouldn’t count on it to be then.”
Krillin: *Walking into the house* Goku, I really don’t get you sometimes…
Chichi: Oh hello. Would you like some dinner Krillin? We have plenty of leftovers.
Krillin: Mondo Cool! Oh, I better not, #18’s preparing dinner tonight… Actually… On second thoughts… *Krillin imagines eating some of #18’s homemade meatloaf and frowns* Ewww… meatloaf… I’ll have whatever your dishing up Chichi!
Chichi: *Chichi’s whole eye begins to twitch* No problem Krillin, I’ll just ‘dish’ you up some of my meatloaf then!
Krillin: Hahaha… Did I say meatloaf? I meant… Leaf… Loaf… *Realizing that his excuses weren’t impressing Chichi* Err.. Well it was nice seeing you guys, later!
*As Krillin started running out of the house he tripped on some of the chicken bones Goku had dropped on the floor, causing him to skid across the room and landing head first into Chichi’s meatloaf*
~A few miles away from the ‘peaceful’ family home… Two young boys played out in the fields~
*A certain females voice echoed across the field. “GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!”* Trunks: Goten… Isn’t that like your mom? Isn’t she back at your house? That’s miles away, I can barely throw ki blasts that far!
Goten: I think it is Trunks… She must be mad… But hey! You can’t throw a ki blast that far!
Trunks: I bet I can! *Starts shooting ki blasts off in the direction of Goten’s house*
Goten: Don’t do that Trunks! You might hit my mom or something!
Trunks: Come on Goten… Your mom could take a lot more than one of my blasts… And if she can’t… I think I’m busted… *Ceases his blasts*
*The boys stopped dead quiet and stared out in the direction of Goku’s house listening for any signs of life*
Goten: Trunks… I don’t hear anything! You maybe killed my mom! *Sniffles*
Trunks: … We should get out of here! *Power ups and flies off in the opposite direction*
Goten: Heeeeeeeyyy Trunks, wait for me! *Flies after his friend*
~Elsewhere, a certain family stared at the remains of there home~
Chichi: I… I… GOKU!!! I demand you tell me what’s going on this instance!
Goku: *Searching the rubble that was his house for leftover food* It wasn’t me honey… *Eating some scraps*
Chichi: *Screaming* GOTEN!!!!!!
~Heading far away in the opposite direction, the troublesome duo heard the screams of a rather angry mother…~
Trunks: There you go Goten! She’s not dead!
Goten: *Mumbling* That’s not the point Trunks… Don’t do it again…
Trunks: Man Goten… Theres nothing good to do around here. Goten: I know Trunks, I’m bored too.
Trunks: Hey Goten! Wouldn’t it be cool if we like go and find Gohan! It could be like a game or something!
Goten: Yeah! Sounds like fun!
~In the mansion of a one Hercule Satan, the hero of the world, the man who defeated Cell and Buu, a young couple sat together lying down on a bed, staring out into the large garden from a window~
Gohan: It’s a beautiful day today Videl. What do you say I treat you to some lunch down near Orange Star High?
Videl: Awww, how sweet…
Gohan: *Blushing* Hehe…
Videl: But Gohan… I know you don’t have any money…
Gohan: Oh… yeah… Hahahaha, money, eh… That could be difficult…
Videl: Awww, I know you meant well! *Videl moved in to passionately kiss Gohan but stopped and shrieked at the sight of Trunks and Goten at the window upside-down, staring at her and waving*
Videl: *Marching over and opening the window* And what are you two doing peeping in MY bedroom window?
Trunks: We thought it would be fun to seek out Gohan, but he was too easy to find…
Gohan: Well… You found me… Now go away!
Goten: What were you two doing before?
Gohan & Videl: …
Goten: Tell me! Was it fun?
Gohan: If I answer your question will you go away?
Trunks: Maybe…
Gohan: Okay, it was fun ‘adult’ stuff. There. Now go away!
Trunks: Well, I can’t speak for Goten here, but I’m an adult! Can I try it? *Moves his lips towards Videl’s*
*Before Gohan could object to Trunks’ actions, a swift kick from Videl sent him flying off into the garden*
Goten: Trunks! *Flies off after his friend*
Gohan: Hehe… Sorry about that Videl…
Videl: Silly boys… *Closing the blinds* Now where were we?…
~As Gohan ‘played’ some more forbidden ‘adult’ games, Trunks bounced along the garden…~
Trunks: *Stopping himself mid-air* Dam… That could have been fun… *Contemplates trying the ‘adult’ game with Goten* Er… Maybe later…
Goten: Trunks! Are you okay?
Trunks: Oh course I am! That weak kick was nothing!
Goten: But you like… bounced really far!
Trunks: That was just… for… effect! Or something like that… Anyway, let’s go have some more fun Goten, this is boring!
~Trunks and Goten’s spread of dismay has just begun!
Leaving some rather unhappy customers behind them, they set off in
search of amusement! Just where will they find their next load of
kicks from? Next Dragonball Z…~
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