" Try to Hit Me "

Written By: Havoc

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the DBZ characters. I don't own the song "A Little Less Conversation." It belongs to Elvis Presley, even if he is dead.

Rating: PG

Warnings: Song fic, humor, violence, OOC

Notes: This is a song fic with a difference. Instead of working a fic around the song lyrics I have actually changed the Lyrics themselves to make a *new* song.

Title: Try to Hit Me.

Author: Havoc

Authors Notes: For this to be more effective, try to imagine Vegeta in his favourite Elvis costume taunting Kakarott at another world tournament. To the tune of "A Little Less Conversation."

"Try to Hit Me"

A little less conversation, a little more action please...
All this hesitation, ain't satisfactioning me.
A little more bite, a little less bark,
A little mess'n fight, and a little more spark,
Close your mouth and open up your guard and
baby just try to hit me
Try to hit me baby... *Vegeta pokes his tongue out*

Goku close your mind and face the music,
There's no point in avoiding me.
It's a deadly night and I can show you how to use it,
Come on and fight, do put my mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action
All this hesitation, ain't satisfactioning me.
A little more bite, a little less bark,
A little mess'n fight, and a little more spark,
Close your mouth and open up your guard and
baby just try to hit me
Try to hit me baby... *Vegeta gives Goku the finger*

Come on lazy I'm tired of talking,
Do power up and stop your squawking.....

Vegeta: "Come on! Come on!"
Crowd: "Come on! Come on!"
Vegeta: "Come on! Come on!"
Crowd: "Come on! Come on!"
Vegeta: "Come on! Come on!"
Crowd: "Come on! Come on!"

Don't procrastinate, don't deviate,
Saiya-jins don't debate, we just obliterate!

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~ For those who are interested, below are the original song lyrics.~

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark

Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

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