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" Blind Date"Written By: Debs-dragon & ssj4_Vegeta Disclaimer: We dont own the DBZ crew or the concept of Perfect match. We just put them all together & came up with our own game. ^_^ Wanna play????
Part 5....... A/N: Vegeta's words and actions done by ssj4_Vegeta The next evening... In a television studio somewhere on the planet earth..... Host/Piccolo: "Welcome back to the Show people. Well as you know our two love birds were sent off to enjoy their date. Our camera crew followed them and recorded some interesting footage to say the least. Now the moment of truth has arrived, we have brought the couple into the studio and separated them so we can find out just what they thought about their date and more importantly...what they thought about each other. So without any further ado lets head into the rooms and see just what they had to say about the date as a whole." Cameras swings to room one where Vegeta is reclining on a couch. Piccolo enters the room and takes a seat opposite him. Piccolo: "So tell me Vegeta, what was your first thought when the panel slid back and revealed Bulma standing there?" Vegeta: (mutters) "How did I get myself into this." Piccolo: "What sort of answer is that?" (whispers) "You do realise your new training facility is riding on this!?" Vegeta sighs. Vegeta: "Very well then... I thought... Or perhaps re-thought wearing my spandex... I think it may not have been such a good idea." Piccolo: "Oh and why might that be?" The screen fades out and flashes back to the night before... The partition slides back to reveal a scowling Vegeta, arms folded and back turned. Bulma stares at the spandex clad figure. Bulma: Ohh Vegeta how did you know I have a fetish for
spandex??? Piccolo: "Okay point taken. So once you got to know her a little bit what did you think your chances of having a relationship would be?" Vegeta: "Nil!" Piccolo: "Umm okay then. You mean after all that question & answer thing you weren't even the least bit attracted to her?" Vegeta: "No why should I be attracted to that silly girl?" (Vegeta turns red as he blushes). Piccolo: "Well in case it had passed by your brain this is a dating show." Vegeta: "Well no! I was most certainly not attracted to her in any way." Piccolo: "okay then lets try another tack here. I understand you didn't make it to the restaurant we had you booked into for dinner?" Vegeta: "Well... As your chaperone/ chauffeur/ nuisance/ watch dog managed to mess things up, transport wise... We were forced to walk to the nearest restaurant." Piccolo: "I concede that point but really did it have to be Mc Donald's?" Vegeta: "Well... They had the collectable figurines... Oh and there food is good too... Without pickles that is." Piccolo: "Yes I know... I have the bill for re building the store out back.... Not to mention a law suit from the kitchenhands family..." Vegeta: "Well it was his own fault... He could have just let me get him, but noo. He had to play hero and send my blasts round the store." Piccolo: "I think we will leave that one alone for a while. Having finally satisfied your thirst for food and revenge you moved on to the movies. After spending time with Bulma in the restaurant how had your perception of her changed?" Vegeta: "She likes chicken salad..." Piccolo: "Okay..... So it was on to the movies where the Titanic was booked for you to watch. How did you like the show?" Vegeta: "Titanic!? Pteh! That oversized rowboat had well and truly sunk by the time we got there... So I took it upon myself to ensure that we saw a real movie... Who needs that romantic crap when you can have true to life action." Piccolo: "Well I don't exactly call The Silence Of The Lambs a movie to be taking your date to see... not if you want to impress her." Vegeta: "I have no idea what you are talking about. The Silence of the Lambs is a classic. It won several awards and it also so happens to be my personal favourite." Piccolo: "Maybe but blood, guts and gore isn't the sort of thing you would expect to impress the ladies or set a romantic mood." Vegeta: "And neither is having your date throw up in your bag of M&Ms." Piccolo: (looking shocked) "She threw up in your M&M's packet?" Vegeta: "Yes. Not only did she ruin half my packet of M&M's but she also made me miss one of the best parts of the movie." Piccolo: "So with all this aside when you took her home and finally stood alone on the porch... what happened.?" (wink ... wink...) Vegeta: "I went home. Why do you ask?" Piccolo: "You went home?!" Vegeta: "Yes. The date had ended... What else was left?" Piccolo: "In case you aren't aware of it it is traditional to give your date a goodnight kiss." Vegeta: "Why make a bad evening worse!?" Piccolo: "......" Vegeta: "What? Well she had just thrown up in my M&M's..." Piccolo: "I don't see that as a valid excuse." Vegeta: "If your so keen why didn't you kiss her goodnight?" Piccolo: "I really don't want to discuss that thankyou. Besides nameks aren't into all that soppy stuff." Vegeta: "Well you picked a fine job then." Piccolo: "Can I help it if all the job's for saviour of the earth were taken?" Vegeta: "Well.. now that I've answered all of your silly questions... If you will kindly point me in the direction of my training facility. I have plenty of training to catch up with." Piccolo: "Before I do that I have one last question for you." Vegeta: "Well hurry up and get it over with." Piccolo: "Do you see any chance of this relationship developing into a more permanent thing? I mean will you two be seeing each other again?" Vegeta: "It depends on the capacity of the training facility they use next time." Piccolo: "Whats that got to do with seeing the girl again?" Vegeta: "The question is what doesn't it. Do you really think I would be here for that girl? Dont let it cross your mind that I came here with any intention other than furthering my training." Piccolo: "Thats a bit selfish isn't it? I mean after all the trouble we went to organising this show... It is after all a show where you are supposed to meet your soul mate then after a romantic date fall madly in love and live happily ever after." Vegeta: "Then maybe you should look at renaming your show." Piccolo: "So there isn't any chance then that you two could be heading for marital bliss?" Vegeta: "Marital bliss? Why spoil living in sin?" Piccolo: "I never thought of that. I suppose when you have had enough you can just up and leave." Vegeta: "My sentiments exactly.. I've had enough now." Vegeta stands and heads for the exit. Piccolo: "Errr aren't you going to hang around and see what Bulma has to say about the date?" Vegeta: "Why should I? The way I see it, it is only wasting my training time." Piccolo: "Ohhhh kay then. I suppose I can let you go. " Vegeta exits the room, pauses and returns. Vegeta: "Ahh... My facility?" Piccolo: " Errr... thats the problem... You see Bulma is the expert here and she is the one that is going to build this training facility for you. But after last night I'm not sure she will do that." Piccolo leans over to Vegeta and whispers in his ear.... "Maybe you should have kissed her goodnight after all..." Vegeta freezes. Vegeta: "You must be joking.. Please tell me that this is not true." Piccolo: "Sorry Vegeta but thats the truth all right. Okay audience it's time to switch to Bulma and Krillin in interview room two and find out Bulma's thoughts on the date. Lets hope for Vegetas sake that she saw it a little differently......." ~ T B C ~
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