" Blind Date"

Written By: Debs-dragon & ssj4_Vegeta

Disclaimer: We dont own the DBZ crew or the concept of Perfect match. We just put them all together & came up with our own game. ^_^ Wanna play????

AN: Krillin's words and actions you can blame on ssj4_Vegeta
Bulma's words and actions you can blame on me.

 

Part 6......

Camera swings into interview room two where Bulma is seated on a couch staring at Krillin.

Krillin looks into the camera and then back at Bulma.

Krillin: "I think we're on now."

Bulma peers into the camera.

Bulma: "What does that little red light mean?"

Krillin: "I think it means it's on."

Krillin looks to the camera man who gives him the thumbs up.

Krillin: "Err.. I guess we're on then..."

Bulma brushes her hair out of her face, places her hands neatly in her lap and looks to the camera.

Krillin: "So... Bulma, what did you think of your date with veggie breath?"

Bulma: "It was to say the least... different."

Krillin: "Well that goes without saying... So what was your first impression of him?"

Bulma: "My honest reply?"

Krillin thinks back to the night before.

Krillin: "Umm... Just remember this is a live broadcast."

Bulma: "Okay. When the panel slid back the first thing I saw and thought of was how good he looked in that spandex... I mean all those muscles rippling and moving around... it was a real turn....."

Krillin: "Well err. Enough about that. So how did you like your meal?"

Bulma: "By the time we got there my appetite had gone. It had something to do with the transport arrangements... or should I say .. lack of them." Bulma glares at Krillin.

Krillin shifts in his seat.

Krillin: "Well it's not my fault that most cars aren't designed for the vertically challenged."

Bulma: "Travelling in the side car of a beat up bike isn't my idea of comfort you know."

Krillin: "Well at least it was a pair of wheels."

Bulma: "But not for long. The damm thing spent longer in bits by the side of the road than it did moving!"

Krillin shifts unsteadily.

Krillin: "Well... At least you got to the restaurant eventually. By the time I got there all hell had broken loose."

Bulma: "Serves them right for putting pickles on the burgers. By the way I must confess that Veggie wields a pretty mean left ki bolt."

Krillin: "Well I must admit that kitchenhand did a darn good job sending Veggie boy's ki bolt back at him. You gotta wonder what they are teaching those guys at Macca's..."

Bulma: "All I thought they taught them was *would you like fries with that*?"

Krillin: "Yeah. Well I somehow doubt that deflecting ki bolts is in the training manual... but you have to wonder what that clown is up to..."

Bulma: "What clown? Ohh.. you mean the one that attacked the kitchenhand?"

Krillin: "Yeah..."

Krillin is given a glare by one of the producers (who happens to be wearing a Ronald t-shirt).

Krillin: "Um... Moving right along... Next you went to the movies. So.. Tell us a little about your trip to the movies"

Bulma: "Vegeta was kind enough to provide transport for us seeing as how the motorbike menace declined to start."

Krillin:"Not my fault Piccolo neglected Gertrude. At least you didn't have to wear out the soles of your shoes to get there. You had wheels which was more than we did."

Bulma: "Riding on the back of that scooter wasn't exactly my idea of wheels. My hair will never be the same and when that police man pulled us over... well I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me... I mean me of all people getting booked for speeding.."

Krillin: "Ahem! Well your not the one that had to convince the chief of police that veggie boy flying off was all part of the show."

Bulma: "Don't you even talk to me about flying! There was no in-flight movie, duty free shopping and I couldn't find a vomit bag anywhere! And believe me... I checked everywhere!"

Krillin: "Everywhere... Well thanks for that insight..."

Bulma: "You're welcome.... It's amazing what you can hide in spandex."

Krillin cringes and pulls on his collar.

Krillin: "So. On to the movie. You were scheduled to watch 'Titanic' but for some reason I ended up finding you watching 'Silence of the Lambs'."

Bulma: "And what a horrid movie that was. All blood and gore... made me really ill."

Krillin: "I can vouch for that. I saw the cleaning bill."

Bulma: "At least this time I managed to find the vomit bag."

Krillin: "And you put you know who in a great mood while you were at it... How was I supposed to know there is a difference between M&M's and Smarties..."

Bulma: "Any idiot knows there is a difference between the two."

Krillin: "Well you seem to keep standing up for old Veggie Boy... Does this mean?.."

Bulma: "How can you not feel something for a muscular man that wears spandex and gel's his hair?"

Krillin: "Gel? You mean that it doesn't defy gravity?"

Bulma: "Thats right." (mutters... I wish I could find out the name of the brand he uses, it's pretty strong stuff.)

Krillin: "Hmm... Well anyway. After your movie you both decided to head home... And had many failed attempts at getting a Taxi..."

Bulma: "I would have had no problem with the taxi if we hadn't been forced to leave the movie so early. I mean how does one break the projector with a single piece of popcorn?"

Krillin: "Don't you mean how does someone do $3500 damage with one piece of popcorn!? I was wondering that myself, when I signed the cheque."

Bulma: "It was lucky I had a capsule with me or else I would still be walking home."

Krillin: "Yes. I'll never forget the look on his face when that tandem popped out."

Bulma: "at least it beat the hell out of that Rickshaw you pulled!"

Krillin: "Tell me about it. I still have the blisters to prove it. But anyway, you managed to get home and the stage was set for your romantic goodnight kiss."

Bulma: "What goodnight kiss? All I got was a breath of fresh air as the swine disappeared on me."

Krillin: (chuckles) "Any chance you would go on another date with Vegeta?"

Bulma: "I wouldn't mind but it's going to be a bit hard to find the time... You see I have to make this training facility for some studio that order it. I have no idea how long it will take me."

Vegeta bursts in with Piccolo in tow.

Vegeta: "What do you mean you have no idea how long?"

Bulma: "You! You mean this training facility is for you!?"

Vegeta: "Of course it's for me! Who else would want one?"

Bulma: (huffs) "In that case mr high & mighty it could take forever! You didn't even bother to give me a kiss!"

The sounds of arguing continue in the background as the camera fades out and then re focuses on Piccolo.

Piccolo: " Well thats it for another show of Blind date. Sometimes the couples hit it off... sometimes they don't... sometimes they just hit each other..... *crash* Look forward to seeing you all again next week.. same time.. same channel when we will have four new people for you to meet. Till then... Thank you and Good night."

*And the arguing continued long into the night*

~ FIN ~

 

Deb: "That wasn't so bad now was it ssj4_vegeta?"

ssj4_Vegeta: "Well... Your not the one who has to answer for Vegeta's actions."

Deb: "Hey I got stuck with Bulma and some of those q's weren't exactly easy."

ssj4_Vegeta: "Well at least we finally ended it. And everyone is happy."

Vegeta: "Hey what about me? I still have a facility to be provided."

Deb: "Here Radditz...Radditz..... Radditz."

*ssj4_Vegeta pulls keyboard from Deb's hands*

ssj4_Vegeta: "I'll hold her off while you run for it."

Deb: "Awww... where's your sense of adventure guys?... Hey Guys...."

Deb is alone in the study.... all that is left is 2 vapour trails running in opposite directions.....

Deb: "I guess they didn't want to play anymore... Oh well... next fic..."

 

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