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"SURVIVOR....... DBZ STYLE. "Written By: Debs-dragon
Disclaimer: Sad to say that I don't own the DBZ gang
nor do I own the idea of Survivor. I do however own the story. NOTES: Being a fan of the TV show Survivor one day my warped sense of humor came to the fore asking... Ever wondered what would happen if the cast of Dragonball Z got to go on the show Survivor? Well wonder no more. I couldn't rest until this idea was down on paper. Originally it was posted on the "Madman Board" which is part of the DBZ website in Australia and I had the members of the board vote off a character each week so it was a case of not knowing from one week to the next who was going to stay and who was going to leave. Spanning ten weeks in total I had a great time writing this fic and while some characters may appear slightly OOC that is my fault but I don't think it affects the story in any form. Please enjoy the fic and e mail me to let me know what you think...... Somewhere on a planet in the universe our band of intrepid characters have been marooned, So here we go... Are you ready for..........
SURVIVOR DRAGONBALL Z STYLE Chapter 1
King Kai: The story so far....... Our two tribes the Kakarottos & the Vegemites are about to merge and become one. After the last Tribal Council where Master Roshi was unanimously voted off we are left with just 12 characters: Goku, Chi Chi, Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, Frieza, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Tien, Piccolo & Cell. In today's episode they come together to select a new camp site and new tribe name. Goku: Okay so where shall we set up camp? Krillin: Over there looks okay. Cell: Don't be stupid its in a hollow, if it rains we will get washed away. Tien: What about up there? (points half way up the hill) There's a lot of shelter up there. Bulma: Yeah but look how far it is to the stream. Who's the poor sod who's going to keep walking back and forth with water? Not me! Gohan: Well what about over there on the bank? Piccolo: Too close to the stream. Vegeta: (raises his hand an sends an energy blast into the side of the mountain) There! Problem solved, Now we have a cave. Yamcha: Oh kay.... All the group pick up their bits & pieces and head into the cave that Vegeta created. Goku: Bags the corner. Frieza: (raises his eyes in exasperation) How childishly typical of a monkey. Chi Chi: (face going red, eyes narrowing) Who are you calling a monkey!? Trunks: I suggest that once we are all settled we go & collect firewood so we can get some water & cook something for dinner. Goku: Food? Food? Did someone mention dinner? Vegeta: (scowling) Is that all you ever think about Kakarot? Your stomach! The camera pans around and picks up on Gohan, Yamcha & Bulma carrying water cans back from the stream all laughing together. Vegeta gives Yamcha a menacing look. Yamcha: Ok here you go Bulma, I'm going to sort out my stuff in the cave. Vegeta: Make sure your down the other end. * * * * * Evening is creeping in, The crowd are seated around the campfire sipping tea & discussing life in the tribe. Trunks: So what name are we going to give the new tribe? Any ideas? Gohan: (screws up his face) Err.... Piccolo: Gremlins? Vegeta: Get real! Goku: Dessert? Tien: What sort of name is that? Goku: What? Tien: Dessert. Goku: Yes please. Tien: (rollin his eyes) I give up! Cell: Who's giving up? Frieza: Not me! No way! I will not be beaten. Chi Chi: (beginning to look angry) That's enough you lot, we need to think of a name. Bulma: Don't look at me. Why do I always have to be the smart one? Vegeta: Grrr Frieza: (looking at Vegeta, whispers to Cell) Stupid Monkeys Krillin: I think the Monkees has already been taken. Gohan: What about Kakamites? Yamcha: Your not serious are you? Gohan: Why not? Yamcha: Sounds like something contagious. Goku: Who's contagious? Gohan: Go back to sleep dad. Bulma: What about Vegerotto? Chi Chi: That sounds like something foul. Bulma: Well its better than Kakamites. That sounds like something you would find in your undies. Piccolo: What about Torakak? Gohan: Tora... what? Piccolo: Torakak - its Kakarot spelt backwards. Vegeta: ( mutters under his breath) That makes sense, we all know that Kakarot is a bit backward. Goku: I heard that Vegeta!!(prepares to send an energy blast at Vegeta) Vegeta: Yeah well the truth hurts sometimes. Chi Chi: That's enough from you 2. Goku, behave yourself. Bulma: You to Vegeta, I think its a good name. Gohan: Maybe change it slightly to Toraka? Piccolo: Okay, that's fine with me. Bulma: All those In favor say I All except Cell & Frieza: I Bulma: All those against say I Cell & Frieza: I Bulma: Carried unanimously. Toraka it is. They all raised their cups and toasted the new tribe name. Trunks: Well I think I'm going to hit the hay, I'm whacked. Night all. All: Night Trunks. Chi Chi: I think its time you went to bed as well Gohan. Gohan: Aw mom. Goku: Listen to your mother now Gohan, Its late & we are all going to be off shortly. Gohan: Okay, night all... The camera pans around the camp fire as all the guys
slowly wander off to bed. NEXT MORNING Camera picks up on Goku & Gohan coming back into the camp carrying a stack of wood. Trunks is returning from the stream with a water can in one hand and his towel slung over his shoulder. Yamcha, Tien, Cell & Piccolo are sitting around the fire, Chi Chi is rummaging through the food supplies. Goku: Morning all All: Morning. Goku: Where's the rest of the group? Tien: Frieza & Krillin are answering the call of nature. Trunks: Where's my mum & dad? Yamcha: They're having a lie in. Trunks: Lazy sods, I'll go & get them up. Piccolo: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Trunks: Why not? Piccolo: (winking) Unless you want to be grounded for life I'd leave them be. Trunks: Ohh Okay I get it. Chi Chi: Breakfasts ready. Goku: Great I'm starving. Cell: What not rice again!!! Chi Chi: Sorry but that's all there is. You want something different then I suggest that you go out & find something, I can only cook what's here. Goku: Cell, if you don't want yours I'll have it. The camera swings to the cave entrance where Vegeta has appeared. Vegeta: I'm off for a swim. Chi Chi: Don't you want your breakfast? Vegeta: No thanks, I'm not hungry. Goku: I'll have his share then. Bulma: I'm going for a swim too, I'll eat mine when I get back so hands off Goku! Bulma & Vegeta walk off towards the stream. Yamcha: If everyone's finished I'll go wash the dishes. Tien: I'll come & help. Gohan: I'm going to check the mail, coming Trunks? Trunks: Yeah okay. Trunks & Gohan stroll off in the direction of the mail box, Chi Chi, Goku, Cell & Frieza are tidying up the camp site, Krillin & Piccolo have gone looking for more possible food supplies. The camera cuts to the stream where Bulma & Vegeta are having a wonderful time splashing & playing in the water together. Yamcha & Tien are on the bank washing the dishes. Yamcha: (with a scowl on his face) I just don't know what she sees in him. Tien: Forget it Yamcha. Yamcha: Well it can't be his brain as he hasn't got one! And my body's just as good as his! Tien: No comment. Camera goes back to the main campsite where Trunks & Gohan have returned from their stroll with the mail. Gohan: Hey everyone, we have mail. Everyone gathered around while Gohan opened the mail & he began to read.... To achieve immunity this challenge you must face. Frieza: So what does that mean? Krillin: I guess we will find out soon enough. That afternoon sees all the gang walking to the challenge site which is in a clearing somewhere on the map not too far from the campsite. King Kai: Welcome one & all to today's immunity challenge. Whoever wins this challenge will win immunity & cannot be voted off the planet at tonight's Tribal council. Today we are going to see how good your aim is. You each get 3 shots at the target, the one closest to the bulls eye will win immunity. To make it fair we have a ballot draw which you all did off camera, so lets start, Here's the bow & you each have your arrows, Bulma your up first, good luck everyone. Bulma: OK here we go...(Pulls back & fires the 1st arrow. It whizzes past & lands in the tree) Bulma: Ohh its not as easy as I thought. She fires the 2nd arrow, it goes off course towards King Kai. King Kai manages to dodge the arrow & Trunks catches it. Bulma: Oops, sorry, he, he, he, have to watch my aim. She fires the last arrow & it goes into the ground just infront of the target. Bulma: Oh well that's me done, who's next? Piccolo: I am. Piccolo gets all 3 into the target followed by Krillin, Vegeta, Gohan, Frieza, Tien & Cell. Chi Chi only gets one in. Goku: (Fires off his 3rd arrow) Yahoo!! Smack in there!! Bullseye! Wooohooo... beat that guys!! Yamcha: has a good shot but can only manage 2cm close to the bullseye. Trunks: My turn. The first 2 hit close to Goku's. Trunks takes careful aim, fires off the 3rd arrow and wham! straight down the middle splitting Goku's arrow in half. King Kai: Well that's it, Trunks is the winner, he gets immunity. Now back to camp all & I will see you this evening for tribal council. The group head back to camp. Goku: What a little upstart, splitting my arrow like that. Vegeta: Just face it your a sore loser, you don't like to be beaten, especially by my son. Goku: That's got nothing to do with it! Vegeta: Loser...loser!! Goku: Hey look Vegeta, Yamcha is chatting up Bulma. Vegeta: Where?? Hey You!! Goku: He..he..he Krillin: Gee you can be so sneaky at times Goku. That evening all our contestants are once again threading their way through the vegetation to a rocky out crop where fire & torches have miraculously appeared. King Kai is standing behind a podium. King Kai: Welcome to our 1st Tribal council as the Toraka tribe. Tonight one of you will be voted off for whatever reason. Trunks you won immunity so you can't be voted off. Before we get down to voting though I would ask some of you what have you learned after today's challenge? Bulma, what have you learned? Bulma: Not to miss fat little blue guys when you have the chance. King Kai: You will keep. What about you Vegeta? Vegeta: That Goku's a sore loser. Goku: Am Not! Vegeta: Are so! Goku: Am not! Vegeta: Are so!! Goku: Not! Not! Not! Vegeta: Are! Are! Are! The camera swings to King Kai who is drumming his fingers. Meanwhile in the background 2 slaps can be heard. Camera cuts back to Vegeta & Goku who are looking sheepish with slap marks to their faces. King Kai: What about you Cell? What have you learnt? Cell: That there is more than one way to cook & serve rice? King Kai: (rolls his eyes) all right lets get this over
with , one by one go & cast your vote then we will tally them
up & see who will be going home tonight......
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