" Rudolfs Revenge"

Written By: Debs-dragon

Disclaimer: I don't own the DBZ gang, a rich japanese man does. :) I claim no rights to the christmas carol Good King Wenceslas either, that belongs to whomever wrote it. I just wanted to change it to suit my twisted sense of humor.

Rating: R

Warnings: Fluff, language, butchering of a christmas carol.

Notes: Yet another of my versions of Christmas DBZ style

"Rudolfs Revenge"

Debs-dragon Dec 2003.

[To the tune of Good King Wenceslas]

Prince Vegeta happened to look out
Of the Capsule corp's window
When the snow lay round about,
Deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shone the moon that night,
No tail made him feel a bit low,
When a fat man came in sight,
Yelling and shouting, Ho, Ho, Ho..

Hither, Bulma, and stand by me.
If you know it tell me:
Yonder fat man, who is he?
Where and what his home be?
Veggie-chan, he lives miles away,
Somewhere by the North pole I think,
Underneath the snow and sleet so grey,
To the left of the ice skating rink.

Bring my spandex, and bring my armor.
Bring my scouter while you're at it.
I bet he's not so much of a charmer
Once he's taken more than one hit.
Bulma tried to stop the Prince,
To somehow save poor Santa,
Nothing she did though caused a wince
Not even hitting him with a planter.

Prince, the night is darker now,
And the wind blows stronger.
I fail to see, I know not how.
why this battle should go longer.
Hark the words of this wise sage,
Bulma spoke up boldly:
You will suffer the reindeers rage
Vegeta looked at her coldly.

Poor Santa dodged and ducked,
As energy balls flew around him.
He needed help or he was fucked,
When Rudolf arrived to save him.
The moral of the story, my good friends
should you see a man red and stout,
Don't tangle with him for his reindeer tends
To shove antlers up your spout.....

Merry Christmas to all. :)

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