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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Encounter #1 – The Long Boring
Intro.
*Weis gets up and looks across his front yard*
Weis: Sure is a fine day today, I might call my friends and go see a movie or something. I’m so bored.
Mum: Weis, come put a Dragonball Z DVD on for me.
Mum: If you don’t put it on, I wont fund you…
*Weis walks across his room to his ever growing pile of Dragonball Z DVD’s and picks one up, as he does, a blinding flash of light bursts through the window, blinding him.*
Weis: Waaaaaaa! What the hell was that?
*Walking back to the window rubbing his eyes, Weis’ jaw drops open at the site of a big round grey sphere lying in the front garden*
Weis: Eh? I could have sworn that was not there!
*As Weis runs out the front door and into the garden, the sphere begins to vibrate and a door at the side opens up, revealing a bright light*
Weis: Ahhhhh, a light!
*A tall man walks out from the sphere and sets his eyes upon Weis. Slowly stepping out of the grey sphere, the man stares straight into Weis’ eyes before smiling like an idiot*
Man: Hi!
Weis: Err, hello.
Man: Your Weis?
Weis: Err, yes…
Man: Fab.
*Weis blinks and opens his mouth slightly*
Weis: Who are you?
Man: Oh me? I’m the uber fab Mangaman!
Weis: I see. Mind if I ask what you and your sphere is doing on my lawn?
Mangaman: Oh? Oh yeah. I’d like you to come with me on a journey beyond belief!
Weis: That sounded lame, unbelievable and downright stupid.
Mangaman: That wasn’t nice… Anyway, I’m on a journey, and I thought to myself, I could use help! So I decided to go and ask some people from the Madboard!
Weis: Why?
Mangaman: Because the people from the Madboard are skilled in the way of anime!
Weis: I take it your journey is anime related?
Mangaman: Yes, it is. It is deep, meaningful and could decide the fate of the universe!
Weis: Really? Sounds important then, who’s in your group so far?
Mangaman: Me.
Weis: Eh?
Mangaman: Well, I just set out you see…
Weis: I see. What’s in it for me if I go with you?
Mum: *Shouting from the house* Where’s my Dragonball Z DVD!!!
Weis: Oh no... Ok! Don’t worry. Lets go shall we?
Mangaman: So you’re in?
*Running into the grey sphere, Weis turns around and signals Mangaman to join him*
Mangaman: I’ll take that as a yes.
*As Weis’ mother comes out of the house, the grey sphere lifts off the ground and hovers for a moment, before disappearing in a cloud of pink smoke*
Mum: Where’s my DVD!!!
*Weis slowly turns around in the ship, examining it. The inside is exactly the small as the outside except for a huge poster of Card Captor Sakura on one wall and 6 little wooden doors.*
Weis: Er. I didn’t ask. What is this ship?
Mangaman: This ship is a time ship. The Extreme.
Weis: Time ship Extreme?
Mangaman: Yes?
Weis: Where on earth did you get a time ship? And what kind of silly name is Extreme?
Mangaman: This golden ship is not mine. Oh no. *Pointing to the Sakura poster* this ship belongs to ~Sauceman~.
Weis: ~Sauceman~?
Mangaman: Yes, ~Sauceman~. He told me he bought this baby from a dude in a garage sale.
Weis: Time ship from a dude in a garage sale.
Mangaman: Precisely.
Weis: Do I dare ask what our mission is?
Mangaman: The fab intelligence service of Madman Entertainment informed us, the administrators, of a problem in attaining certain rights to a program, namely a movie. It seems that the only master copy of this movie was stolen and taken back in time!
Weis: So, we are going back in time, after an anime movie master?
Mangaman: Exactly!
Weis: O-k… Dare I ask what the movie is?
Mangaman: The Golden Restored Project A-ko of course! Just wait till I get my hands on that thief. He’ll get a taste of my uber fab foot!
Weis: Oro?
**As our unlikely heroes Mangaman and Weis travel through mystical time, will they be able to save the Restored Project A-ko master from the thief and bring joy to anime fans all over the world? Tune in shortly for another gripped, thrilling and fab episode of Time Madman Extreme!** |
