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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #10 – The Head of
Terror On the last episode of TME…, the crew reached a new destination in time. Upon arrival ~Sauceman~ went quite insane and ran off with Pen^2, causing ssj4_vegeta to run off after him. Mangaman and Weis feeling sorry for the penguin set off in pursuit. On their quest, they passed through the hall of bagpipes and are now faced against the biggest evil ever! Barney the Dinosaur! Can our heroes outwit the evil purple poo and save the others? Will Shinannth and the others stop sipping tea (and coffee) and come to assist. Today…
Barney: Awww. You guys come to play with me? How nice! I love you guys!
*As the two turned around to run the door slammed closed behind them. The only other exits were a large orange door at the other side of the door and a closet to the side*
Barney: You guys are my friends! You’ll play with me forever!
Weis: Like hell we will!
Barney: Awww. Aren’t you nice! Give me a hug *Approaches Weis*
Weis: Eep. Help!
Mangaman: Uber fab Manga kick! *Jumps forward about 2 meters in the air and kicks the dinosaur in the head*
Barney: *Wobbling around* I knew you guys loved me! *Moves over to Mangaman*
Mangaman: Ahhh! Gay dinosaur at 10 o’clock!
Barney: That’s right… I’m so happy…
Weis: You sick dino! That isn’t what he meant! *Running forward and tackling the dinosaur*
Barney: *Lying onto of Weis* Aww. A little kiss will help to cement our relationship… *Starts moving in close*
Weis: *Screams* Help me Mangaman! Please, I’ll do anything! I’m GONE!
Mangaman: *Frozen with terror* I… I… I’m next… *Just before Barney could lock his big puffy purple lips with Weis’, Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet jumped from Mangaman’s back pocket wearing a red cape*
Puppet: Haha! Fear me purple poof! I shall save the day as always!
Barney: Oh… You wanna play too? I love you!
Puppet: Puppet hates gay dinosaurs as much as Cardcaptors! *Jumping forward and slapping Barney in the face*
Barney: Oh… You wanna play tag? *Getting off Weis and slapping the puppet, who flew across the room and lost one of his arms and both legs as he smashed up against the wall*
Puppet: *Looking at his severed limbs* Ah…Golden Puppet wont save the day today… *Faints*
Mangaman: *Snapping out of the trance* What did you do to my stuffed puppet?!? *Goes berserk and starts a savage attack on Barney*
Barney: I love you… You love me… Lets all have a gan… *Has his hand ripped off* Fuck me!
Weis: *Watching the violent exhibition* Well this is different… And kinda unexpected… *Watches a large amount a dinosaur blood fly around* And slightly sickening and violent…
Barney: Ahh! My… What upper body strength… I love you so much *Gets punched powerfully in the gut*
Weis: Hey… Mangaman… *Runs across the room as the fighting pair continue to battle it out* Lets… Calm down?…
Barney: *Begins Returning Punches* I like this game. It’s my turn! You’re so fun!
Mangaman: *Almost having his head punched off* Ahh! *Falls to the ground* For a uber fat purple homosexual monster you gotta a powerful punch!
Barney: *Does his gay giggle* You guys are so much fun. Now… where were we…? *Looks at Weis* That’s right! We were gonna kiss!
Weis: *Screams and runs around the room like a lunatic* Help me! Please no! I don’t wanna die before I’ve seen the end of Kenshin!
*As Weis ran frantically around the room he slammed his hand against a button next to the closety type door causing it to swing open. Everyone looked at the door with horror*
Weis: *Approaching the door slowly* Whatever’s in here has to beat the dinosaur… *Looks in* Ahhhhh! *Runs around the room again*
Mangaman: *Standing up painfully and peeping into the room* Well if that isn’t uber fab… *Faints*
Weis: Wish I could faint… *Cries*
Barney: Lets have a look what’s in here…
Mangaman: *Waking up* I really think we should stop him…
Weis: You stop him! I’m not going near the thing!
Barney: What’s in here? *Looks* Ahhh!
*As Barney backed away from the door, another green spotty dinosaur walked out the closet*
Mangaman & Weis: Ahhhhh! It’s Dorothy the Dinosaur! And she just came out of the closet!
Barney: Hi, I love you! You love me…
Dorothy: I love you! You love me…
*The Dinosaurs stare into each others eyes and walk forward and hug each other*
Mangaman: *Pocketing the remains of the puppet* *Whispering* Lets go…
Weis: *Staring at the loving dinosaurs* You learn something everyday… Barneys Bi…
*As Weis and Mangaman walked across to the closed orange door it swung open and they walked though. Behind them the dinosaurs embraced each other lovingly*
Mangaman: *Closing the door behind him* Gold! We are free!
Weis: Now only to find Itchy and Scratchy.
*Before the two was a large golden door with the words “throne room” engraved deeply*
Weis: Guess we try the throne room.
Mangaman: Hang on. The throne room is probably where the leader is. So we cant just go bursting in without a plan… ----- 5 Minutes Later… ----- Weis: *Looking at his outfit* You cant be serious…
Mangaman: You look fab!
Weis: You really can’t be serious. I can’t believe I even put this thing on!
Mangaman: Well you know my uber golden plan, it can’t fail!
Weis: You will pay for this… *Walking up to the throne room door*
Mangaman: *Getting into position* This cant fail…
Weis: Argh. *Opens the Door and skips into the room* Hiiiii! *Looking around to see no people at all* I put this pink dress of Dorothy’s on and noone’s even here? *Turns around and is blinded by a bright light*
Mangaman: Where’d that lightning come from? *Hiding the camera* You… Better return the dress…
Weis: Well, I’m not going into details, but I can assure you Dorothy won’t be putting the dress back on for a while…
Voice 1: Halt! Don’t turn around!
Weis: *Turning around* Who are you?
Voice 2: Didn’t he tell you not to turn around?
Mangaman: *Jumping forward with a large broom* Hiya! I shall crush you with my uber fab modertary powers!
*As Mangaman jumped forward he collapsed with agony from the early injuries from his duel with Barney*
Weis: Uber golden plan, eh?
Voice: *Evil Laughter*, bring them before me my minions of darkness! I shall bring eternal damnation upon these foolish mortals!
Weis: *Looking towards the end of the throne room where a large throne laid, an oval shaped skull looked out* Well that could only be one person… Murray…*Rubbing his hand on his forehead*
Murray: *Evil Laughter* Indeed, for I am the all-seeing, all-powerful, all-mighty Demonic Skull! My minions of darkness will now bring a new dimension of pain and darkness to your meaningless existences!
Weis: A talking skull… Hey, skull head thing! Have you seen a crazy Sakura fan, a man who thinks he’s Vegeta and a penguin?
Voice 2: *Poking Weis with a blue biro* Noone talks to our master like that!
Weis: I asked the freak a simple question. Simple. Hey skull, that a yes or no?
Murray: Your harmful words cannot penetrate my skull foolish vagabond!
Weis: Bwawa, its too thick!
*Before Murray, Demonic Skull could respond, there was a large crash from the door next to the throne. It suddenly burst open and ~Sauceman~ ran through foaming everywhere. Pen^2 wasn’t far behind, he waddled in knocking everything including Murray on the floor, ssj4_vegeta jogged in puffing like mad*
Murray: How dare you disrespect the bringing of death? You foolish mortals could never comprehend the tremendous power that lies within the all-seeing, all-powerful Demonic Sku… *Gets kicked across the room by the crazed ~Sauceman~*
~Sauceman~: *Jumps up and down on the spot* Man..ga…maaaaaaan!
Pen^2: *Bangs head against the throne and makes a penguiny noise*
ssj4_vegeta: *Panting* You idiots!
Mangaman: *Sitting up* Ah, they you all are. *Stares at ~Sauceman~* You ok ~Saucemuncher~?
~Sauceman~: Ba… Ka… *Faints*
Murray: *From somewhere in the room* How dare you mock the all pow… *Interrupted*
Weis: Oh would you shut up already!
Mangaman: *Standing up* Fab. Mission Accomplished. Lets go A-K-O!
ssj4_vegeta: Not saying you weren’t scary to begin with, but you’re slightly scarier now…
Mangaman: Feel my moderatary powers!! Rar!
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise*
Weis: My god… How long can we go… *Realises he’s still wearing the pink dress* God dammit! *Starts stripping*
Murray: You foolish mortals shall can rest assured that my minions of dar…
Everyone: Shut up! ---- Shortly Later on the Extreme… ---- *Shinannth, QueenSaiyan and the others sat around the console sipping tea (and coffee)*
InGram: Oh look. They came back…
Shinannth: *Sips Tea* How disappointing.
Gouki: Oh, come on… They aren’t so bad…
QueenSaiyan: What happened to him? *Pointing at ~Sauceman~*
Debs-dragon: *Puts down coffee* Oh dear, is he okay? *Goes to nurse him*
Mangaman: *Throwing the puppet from his pocket* Could you treat him too?
Debs-dragon: *Snapping* You think just cos I’m a woman I can sow!
Mangaman: No… *Throws the puppet towards Gouki* Here, be an uber legend would you.
Gouki: Well I’m not really… Okay I’ll do my best…
Mangaman: Okay… Lets go kids! *Pressing the button causing the door to close*
ssj4_vegeta: Where’s Pen^2?
*Just before the door closed the penguin leaps through and slides off into the toilet*
Mangaman: Lets go! *Engages the time drive*
Pen^2: *Comes out of toilet* *Makes Penguiny noise*
QueenSaiyan: What a Kawaii penguin! *Goes to hug it but gasps with horror*
ssj4_vegeta: *Goes to hug Pen^2 but stops and gasps with horror* Oh no…
Murray: *Atop the penguins head* *Evil Laughter* Foolish mortals, you will come to realise a new level of existence filled with death and darkn…
QueenSaiyan: *Appears before Murray and kicks him back into the toilet and closes the door* Stupid Skull… *Hugs the Penguin* So kawaii… I wonder if I can get a custom made spandex suit to fit you…
ssj4_vegeta: Oh no you don’t woman! You keep your weird spandex fetishes away from my penguin!
Pen^2: *Bangs head on floor*
QueenSaiyan: How dare you call spandex weird!
Weis: Spandex is very durable…
ssj4_vegeta: Shut up, I don’t listen to boys in pink dresses!
Weis: What? *Remembers not taking off dress* God dammit! I’m so gone today!
QueenSaiyan: Thank you Weis, you look very pretty in a dress…
Weis: Gah! Leave me alone! *Storms off into the bathroom* What?
Murray: My forces of evil…
Weis: *Closing the door* There’s no privacy!
Pen^2: *Bangs head on floor*
QueenSaiyan: Spandex is good! *Waves fist around*
ssj4_vegeta: Woman! You cannot defeat me
Gouki: Lets not fight…
Weis: I wanna change outta this dress!
Debs-dragon: But you look so good!
QueenSaiyan: Spandex!
Gouki: Come on fellas…
Now that ~Sauceman~, ssj4_vegeta and Pen^2 are back aboard the ship, the journey towards Project A-ko and finding the mysterious group of cloaked men can continue. Where will the next journey lead our heroes? What will they do with the demonic skull that is camping in the toilet? Can they work out if Pen^2 gets a custom spandex suit? All this and more, next Time Madman Extreme!
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