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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #11 – Time Stuff Previously on Time Madman Extreme, Mangaman and Weis recovered the lost ~Sauceman~, ssj4_vegeta and Pen^2 from the castle of horror. Upon there return to the ship, they discovered that the evil demonic skull, Murray had stowed away atop the head of Pen^2! As the quarrels began once again and Weis fiddled to get out of his dress, the ship cruised on to its next destination! Where will that be? Today…
*Everyone sat around the console sipping different flavors of Lipton’s tea varieties, except Debs-dragon who drank coffee*
Mangaman: Ah, fab. English breakfast… Such a pleasant aroma…
Gouki: The peppermint tea is just rather brilliant…
QueenSaiyan: Earl Grey absolutely is the best…
Debs-dragon: *Sips coffee* What is wrong with you people? Its just tea!
ssj4_vegeta: Woman! You fail to comprehend the bliss that comes with tea drinking *A murmur of agreement flowed around*
Weis: *Standing up and walking to the bathroom* Excuse me just a second.
Debs-dragon: Silly tea drinkers…
Weis: La… la… li… *Walking into the bathroom and closing the door. As he walked over towards the toilet and was about to unzip his fly a voice from behind him startled him*
Murray: Hahaha foolish mortal, Fear me for I am Murray!! My minions of evil will soon arrive and convert you into loyal slaves of the master of darkness, me!
Weis: You pervert!!! *Picks up Murray and puts him in the medicine cupboard* I can’t even take a leak in peace anymore… *Began fumbling with his fly again*
Murray: *Muffled voice from the cabinet* I am the all-seeing, all-powerful Demonic Skull! You cannot hide anything from my evil eyes foolish mortal. My minions of… Argh. I got… Soap? Soap in my eye? How dare the lord of darkness be treated in this manner! My loyal followers will hunt you down and strike you with my mighty evil wrath!
Weis: *Kicks medicine cabinet causing Murray to roll around* Oh shut up! *Leaves bathroom* Can we stop at a servo? I’m busting!
Shinannth: That was quite polite and sociable wasn’t it Weis?
Weis: Well my bladders taking over…
InGram: You idiot *Flips a card towards Weis*
Gouki: InGram says, “Arrgh!”
Pen^2: *Makes a penguiny noise and whacks its head against the console causing Debs-dragon’s hot coffee to spill all over Mangaman’s crotch*
QueenSaiyan: Rar! Go the hotpants!
Mangaman: Ahh! *Pats and rubs his steaming crotch* This isn’t uber fab!
Shinannth: That’s disgusting Mangaman! Go… rub… yourself elsewhere!
Debs-dragon: Stupid penguin! *Produces the whip*
ssj4_vegeta: Don’t you dare hit my penguin you woman you!
Debs-dragon: Okay… I’ll hit its owner instead! He’s the one that should be on a leash!
~Sauceman~: *Wakes up from his earlier foaming fit and stares at Mangaman who continues to feel his burning pants* Last night must have been some party…
*As Weis and InGram roll about the floor laughing at the suffering Mangaman, a blinding light swept over the ship, indicating that they had arrived at there next destination*
Weis: *Running straight out the door* Where’s the facilities!!
Mangaman: *Running straight out the door* Where’s water? I need water! Did I mention I need cold water!
ssj4_vegeta: *Getting whipped on the bottom* Get me away from this woman!!
*As everyone left the ship, they stared (except for Weis, who attended to his business elsewhere) at a large van that was parked about twenty metres from the ship*
InGram: *Staring at the writing on the side of the van* 5T installation services.
Debs-dragon: What on earth is that? 5T?
Weis: *Returning from the other side of the ship* I feel so much better…
Shinannth: Thank you for that Weis.
Weis: Your most welcome. *Points to the van* Who’s is that?
InGram: Baka… *Produces the cluefulness award*
~Sauceman~: There’s someone in it! *Pointing to the window*
*As the others moved slowly towards the van, a man opened the door and jumped out and stared at the group*
Man: Hi.
Gouki: Hi! I’m Gouki. *Points to the others* This is Weis, Shina…
ssj4_vegeta: Would you shut up!
Gouki: I was just being polite…
Mangaman: He from the board Shin?
Shinannth: Nope, he’s not a member of the Madboard.
~Sauceman~: What’s a 5T?
Man: Time Telecom Telstra Travelling Team!
Everyone: Time Telecom Telstra Travelling Team?
Man: Yes.
Weis: And… what do you do?
Man: I travel through time to rural areas installing Internet services.
Mangaman: So you travel through time? Setting up Internet for people? In rural areas?
Man: Yes.
QueenSaiyan: Do you mind if we ask how and why people of early time periods need Internet?
Man: Telstra are required to provide Internet services to anyone in Australia. Of course we charge ridiculously high prices and cap the limit so much it isn’t funny. But we do our duty.
Debs-dragon: So… What kind of Internet connection does a person from 1000 years ago get?
Man: T1… T3… Depends how much money they have.
ssj4_vegeta: T1? I want T1…
Man: Our time 1 and time 3 services are only available to those outside normal time.
Weis: *Pointing over to the east* Hey, aren’t they those guys we are following?
*Sure enough the 3 cloaked figures and the guy with the Pink Hood were running along in the opposite direction across the barren grasslands*
InGram: How are we going to catch them? They have a huge lead on…
*Before InGram could finish his sentence, Mangaman jumped into the 5T van and sped off after them*
Man: My van!!
ssj4_vegeta: That’s the spirit! Run them down!
Gouki: I don’t think Mangaman is that desperate…
~Sauceman~: Well I wouldn’t count on it.
Cloaked #1: Sir, it appears that we are being chased by a Telstra van…
Pink Hood: What? *Looks around at the barren grasslands* Where are we going to hide?
Cloaked #3: There! *Points the only tree visible*
*As the four figures ran and attempted to hide behind the one tree, Mangaman was closing in fast*
QueenSaiyan: I really think someone should let them know we know they are behind that tree…
Shinannth: Why? They have the masters.
QueenSaiyan: *Nodding her head towards the truck* Observe.
*As Shinannth turned her head towards the van there was a large crash and the sound of cracking wood and several moans*
Man: *Staring at his crumpled van* My van!!!
Mangaman: *Jumping out of the van* You fiends! Return the Project A-Ko masters immediately, or you’ll feel the full force of my uber fab foot!
*As the 4 cloaked figures stood up, the Extreme group reached the van*
Man: My van! *Faints*
Pen^2: *Starts banging its head on the Man*
Pink Hood: *Insert evil laughter* Idiots! We have the masters for your pathetic program!
InGram: Come on; give them back, that way we can all go home and watch [random mecha show].
Weis: I don’t really like mecha shows…
Pink Hood: I do not have them on me. Do you take me for a fool?
*A bunch of nodding and agreement spread around the group*
Pink Hood: How dare you! Come on fellow cloaked friends, we shall retreat!
Debs-dragon: Oh no, you don’t! *Grabs cloaked figure #3 with her whip*
Pink Hood: *Begins running with #1 & #2* Till the next time we meet Mangleman!
*Just as Mangaman started off after them, the Telstra man grabbed him by the leg and tripped him over*
Man: My van…
Mangaman: You Baka!! *Eventually shoving him off* Oh no!! There gone!
Cloaked #3: *Begins to cry* I can’t believe I was left behind…
Shinannth: I’ve heard that voice before… *Walking towards cloaked #3* Who are you?
Cloaked #3: Your… Shinannth!! Stay back! Nooooooo!
ssj4_vegeta: Oh, he seems to know you well. Old boyfriend Shinannth?
Shinannth: *Gives ssj4 the evil eye* Who are you?
Cloaked #3: [Flashback] Shinannth: Nooo! *Cries and lets out a terribly loud scream*
Cloaked #3: **** *Covering his ears* Ahhhhh! The pain!![/flashback]
Shinannth: That’s right, you said Fruits Basket was banned! How could you do such a thing? And what were you doing in my head anyway?
ssj4_vegeta: What kind of nutcase would wanna go in there…
Debs-dragon: I’m really getting fed up of you *Releases #3 and starts whipping ssj4*
Gouki: Can we please stop fighting?…
QueenSaiyan: Don’t stop them, they are funny.
Mangaman: They got away… *Stares at his pants* I got coffee stains on my crotch!
~Sauceman~: I’m going to watch Cardcaptor Sakura *Walks off*
Pen^2: *Makes penguiny noise and whacks its head against cloaked #3*
Cloaked #3: What are you doing you stupid penguin?
ssj4_vegeta: Don’t you call my penguin stupid *Gets whipped on the bottom* Argh! Woman!
With one of the 4 cloaked men in their custody, maybe
now the answers will start rolling in? Just who is this mystery masked
man? Will he shed some light onto the whole situation? Answers are
coming (hopefully), so stay tuned for the next Time Madman Extreme! to be continued.......
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