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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Encounter #12 – Mysterious Stranger Previously on Time Madman Extreme, the crew arrived at the next destination to discover they had located the group of 4 cloaked figures who held the masters hostage! Mangaman, driven by desire (and a 5T van) headed after them in pursuit but was stopped by an angry 5T employee. With one of the cloaked figures in there custody, they might just get the answers they need, today!
*Back on board the Extreme*
Cloaked #3: Hey, this place is pretty cool. *Eyes QueenSaiyan’s Brian Drummond picture* Ohh! Brian Drummond! He’s a decent voice actor!
QueenSaiyan: Hey, this guys pretty cool! He recognizes true talent!
ssj4_vegeta: Ha, talent? Brian Drummond?
QueenSaiyan: Quiet you! You wouldn’t know talent if it came up and introduced itself to you!
Gouki: Come on guys… Lets all sit down and have some tea…
Mangaman: Oh no you don’t! I remember what happened last time the fab Lipton’s tea made its appearance. *Stares at his embarrassingly large coffee stain on his groin*
Shinannth: Kinda moving to something more important… What are we going to do with this guy? *Points to Cloaked #3*
QueenSaiyan: I want to see what he looks like, lets remove his hood! *Hugs cloaked #3* You like Brian Drummond!
*Everyone crowded around in a circle around Cloaked figure #3, desperate to get a first look at his face*
Cloaked #3: Umm... Personal space anyone?
InGram: Nah, we get none of that. We even share a bathroom with a talking demonic skull!
*Everyone stared at cloaked figure #3 as Weis pulled his hood off. Everyone gasped with horror*
InGram: *Producing his ‘Bishounen Alert’ picture* Well… Ahem…
Cloaked #3: What exactly are you trying to imply!?!
~Sauceman~: Oh my…
Debs-dragon: Well that was certainly un-expected.
Gouki: So… Who is this guy?
Mangaman: It’s… I have no idea!
Shinannth: Tony? Who’d have though it was you.
Mangaman: As I said, it was Tony.
QueenSaiyan: *Looking disappointed* You’re the Brian Drummond fan?
Tony: Well I never said fan. I just said he was a decent voice actor.
Pen^2: *Makes penguiny noise*
Puppet: Ph33r me! For I am fixed *Pats Gouki on the leg*
Gouki: Well it wasn’t much…
Puppet: *Shines a flashlight in Tony’s eyes* Tony… Tony… Tony… Where’s my money?
Tony: Money?
Puppet: Playing ignorant are we? *Shoves the flashlight right in his face* We have ways of making you talk…
Mangaman: Did you mis-stitch something in him Gouki?
Puppet: What? Mangledman! Your in it too? It’s a conspiracy!
QueenSaiyan: *Picks up the puppet and throws him off into the bathroom with Murray* Oh, shut up!
Tony: Can I use the bathroom pleeeeeease?
Shinannth: Okay… but don’t run away. We use the honour system.
Mangaman: No we don’t. Gouki, go watch him. Make sure he’s only doing what he’s supposed to.
Gouki: I’m not going to watch him on the toilet!
Mangaman: Just look the other way!
~Sauceman~: Why don’t you do it then Manga?
Mangaman: Can’t you go watch fab CCS or do something constructive? And don’t ever call me Manga again. I’ve rather not get mistaken with that sorry excuse for a company. Gouki, go!
Gouki: Okay… *Trudges off after Tony into the toilet*
Debs-dragon: You are a very very very rude person Mangaman. Did you know that?
Mangaman: Rar, feel my uber fab modertary powers!
*A familiar light shines over the ship as it lands at its next destination*
ssj4_vegeta: Great, just what weirdo are we going to run into now? ----- In the toilet… ----- Murray: Bwawawawawa, foolish mortals, my minions of darkness shall come to bring eternal pain and suffering upon you for disturbing my evil scheming and plotting!
Gouki: Oh… We’re sorry Mr. Murray.
Murray: Mr. Murray? That doesn’t sound too bad… I mean… Infidels! How dare you mock the all-seeing, all-powerful evil demonic skull!
Gouki: I didn’t mean to offend you Murray…
Tony: *Picks up Murray* Its just a talking skull *Looks all around it*
Murray: How dare you! I am the supremely evil demonic skull, Murray! The terrifier of children, harbinger of death and a casual bouncer at Planet Threepwood!
Tony: You bounce? *Drops Murray on the floor causing him to roll around* You don’t bounce…
Gouki: I didn’t think he meant ‘bounce’ Tony…
Puppet: *Jumps out of the bathtub* Where’s my money Tony!
Tony: Not again! *Runs out of the bathroom followed by Gouki and the stuffed puppet who was wearing Murray as a hat*
*They all stare around at the empty ship and notice the open door*
Gouki: They must have stepped out.
Puppet: Thank you for pointing out the obvious.
Murray: *From atop the puppets head* How dare you treat me in this manner! I refuse to be carried around by an unstable puppet! My dark minions will respond swiftly for this disrespect!
Tony: *Walking out of the ship* There’s a living corpse out here.
Gouki: A living corpse? *Goes and stares at the unconscious ~Sauceman~*
Puppet: Sookie sookie… *Slaps ~Sauceman~ in the face* He didn’t make it far.
*The unlikely group of four head up into one of the few long white corridors that lead from the ship*
Tony: Hey, another dead alive person! *Points to an unconscious Debs-dragon*
*As the group turned around to take Debs-dragon back to the ship they bumped into a tall man who wore a large black cape *
*Everyone stared at the man who simply stared back, a deadening silence overtook the area*
Puppet: … *Stares*
Man: … *Stares*
Gouki: … *Stares*
Tony: … *Stares*
Murray: *Stares* Bwawawawawa, I can see right into your soul puny mortal! You will bow to my power, for I am the great and omnipotent Murray!
Man: Fools. You will now be struck down as I have been paid to do.
Gouki: Violence really isn’t good…
Tony: Who are you and what were you paid to do and by whom?
Man: You ask many unnecessary questions Tony. I am working for your ex-friends. I was paid seventy five dollars and sixty five cents to knock you all out. And as for me, you can call me… M.
Puppet: So… You have my money Mr. M? You will hand it over immediately…
Tony: Shut up! Hey Mr. M! How about we pay you eighty dollars to spare us?
M: Deal. However I prefer cash up front however…
Tony: Okay… *Fiddles in his pockets* Well heres $50 and $20 and… $3.50 in coins… Gouki, can you help?
Gouki: Oh I’m sorry Tony! The puppet stole all my money when I sowed him back together…
Puppet: What? I have my money? *Searches his pockets* Muhahaha, $10!!
Tony: *Snatches the money and gives is all to M* Here you go M!
M: *Inspects the money* I accept your offer *Twirls his cape and disappears*
Tony: Well that was… different… ----- A short time later… ----- *The group of 4 stood at the opening to the Extreme looking at the rest of the unconscious crew they had gathered*
Puppet: *Slapping Mangaman in the face* This is for hiding my money…
Gouki: Mr. Puppet? I thought we worked out you had your money…
Puppet: We did? I did? That’s right! Tony stole it!
Tony: I’ll pay it back…
Murray: Bwawawawa, due to my supreme efforts, the forces of evil have prevailed once again! Now it’s time for me to relax!
Tony: How on earth do you relax? I mean, you’re just a skull.
Murray: *Sniffles* I wasn’t always just a skull… I had a body… Legs… Arms… A body… A… Other thing… It wasn’t until Threepwood blew me up with a cannon…
Gouki: Oh… Poor evil demonic skull… You’ve had a rough time…
Tony: You got blown up with a cannon?
Murray: Yes… I almost got my arm back… Its probably still around somewhere with its floatie on it…
Puppet: You weak cowardly little skull! *Knocks Murray off his head and starts playing soccer with him* You got a hard head. You know that?
Murray: What?… Infidel! You will pay mightily for this disrespect! Noone treats the all-seeing, all-power demonic skull this way and lives! My forces of evil dark minions will crush you with there un-speakable might!
Puppet: Whatever… *Kicks Murray off into the bathroom* Goal!! *Runs around muttering something about uber puppets*
Tony: I give up… *Rests his arm on the console causing the ship to enter the time stream*
Gouki: Well that was a fun little trip… *Watches as everyone begins to wake up*
InGram: *Opens his eyes slowly* That must have been some party…
ssj4_vegeta: I swear when I find that caped person I’ll!…
M: You’ll what?
*Everyone turned around to stare at the mysterious figure, known only as M*
Shinannth: MajinVegeta, what are you doing here? And what do you think your doing knocking us out??
MajinVegeta: Please… Just call me Majin. What can I say? I have my eye on a particular games console and they don’t pay for themselves you know…
Debs-dragon: So you accepted a bounty on us? Shame on you!
Majin: *Shrug* I was set to go catch someone else now, but I thought to myself… There might be money to be made here still.
Mangaman: Your uber cheap a$$! Anyway… Hey Tony! Aren’t you meant to be our prisoner?
Tony: Nah, that’s no fun. I’d prefer to travel with you! Plus I know exactly where the others are with the masters!
Mangaman: Golden betrayal! Just don’t change back again, otherwise I’ll have to stick the fab puppet on you. *Feels his recently slapped face* Hey puppet… can we talk?
Tony: *Entering his ex-friends co-ordinates* Well this is there base where they keep the masters!
Shinannth: Surely they wouldn’t still keep them there. *Remembers who the other cloaked figures are* On the other hand…
~Sauceman~: This is boring… I’m off to watch Cardcaptor Sakura…
Pen^2: *Smacks his head against Majin’s leg*
Majin: You stupid penguin! *Kicks it*
QueenSaiyan: You jerk! How dare you hit a poor defenseless and rather dimwitted penguin that would just happen to look good in spandex! *Throws Vegeta plushies at him*
ssj4_vegeta: Woman! I thought we’d been over this!
Shinannth: Not that I care, but… *Throws Fruits Basket plushies around*
Weis: What the heck *Throws Shinobu Foam around*
InGram: This calls for a rar. Rar! *Throws his ‘Ph33r the Sh1nObu Ph0am!’ picture out* Rar Rar Rar!
As Mangaman dodged plushies, mini Vegeta’s and
bars of foam. He knows that his masters are indeed getting ever closer.
With Tony and the mysterious bounty mad Majin in the ship; again the
crew has gained in number! Will the address Tony provided prove useful?
Will they be able to recapture the masters if so? Don’t miss
the next exciting episode of Time Madman Extreme…
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