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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Last time on Time Madman Extreme, the crew picked up
the third member of the cloaked group and revealed that he was Tony.
After landing at a new destination the crew were knocked out one by
one until Tony, Gouki and the Puppet managed to bribe the mysterious
MajinVegeta. With Majin, Tony and the co-ordinates of the masters
on the team, the mission is set, the journeys end is in sight and
Mangaman just may be home watching his A-ko goodness by the end of
the day! Today…
Encounter #13 – Project: A-Ko
Shinannth: We should arrive shortly everyone. I’d suggest arming yourself with anything pointy that’s within reach. This could be the final confrontation.
Pen^2: *Waves his pointy beak around while making Penguiny noises*
Majin: *Opening his cape to reveal roughly a dozen different weapons* I offer my services to your cause…
Mangaman: Well that’s uber fab! Glad you came along!
Majin: For a price… *Closing his cape*
Debs-dragon: You are a very very very cheap person MajinVegeta, you know that?
Majin: I don’t think of it as cheap. More like… money motivated…
ssj4_vegeta: I need no pointy things! *Smacks his fists together and cracks his knuckles* I only need my fists!
QueenSaiyan: A brain would help you too…
ssj4_vegeta: I’m getting really fed up of being put down you know!
Murray: *Rolls out of the bathroom with a tea cozy on his head* Bwawawa, my minions of evil will protect us on our worthy mission!
Gouki: Well that’s very reassuring. Hopefully we won’t need to resort to violence…
~Sauceman~: *Producing a set of limited edition Cardcaptor Sakura pencils* Bring it on!
Mangaman: Ohh, fab pencils! *Moves over to examine them*
~Sauceman~: *Snarls* Go away!! Noone touches my CCS pencils!
InGram: *Strokes his beard* Well, looks like we are set…
Tony: I should warn you all now that there will probably be a high level of security. Especially around the masters. The pink hood gathered many evil board members.
Weis: I’m hungry.
QueenSaiyan: And this is relevant… because?
Weis: Cos I’m hungry.
Shinannth: *Kicks Pen^2 towards Weis* Dinner.
ssj4_vegeta: How dare you kick my penguin woman!
Shinannth: *Sticks her tongue out at ssj4*
ssj4_vegeta: Well that’s it! *Picks up Pen^2 and throws him at ~Sauceman~, knocking him over*
~Sauceman~: Argh… *Standing up and looking at his white coloured Cardcaptor Sakura pencil which was snapped in two*
*A deadening silence covered the ship, everyone stared at ~Sauceman~ before darting off into different rooms screaming. Everyone reached a room except the stunned ssj4*
ssj4_vegeta: *Snaps out of shock* No!! *Bangs on the doors* Let me in! He’s gonna kill me!
~Sauceman~: I… *Faints*
ssj4_vegeta: Well that went well…
Mangaman: Ohhh fab! *Leaving the room and examining the pencils* This is the only time I’m ever going to get this chance. These are golden…
Majin: When are we going to arrive?
Shinannth: Well It’s not quite exact but… *The blinding light shines over the ship as it sets down at its next destination* …Sometime about now.
Mangaman: Everyone ready? Lets begin… Project: A-ko!
Debs-dragon: What about ~Sauceman~?
Mangaman: He should be right here in the fab ship.
Weis: Lets finish what we started! *Runs out of the ship followed by everyone else*
*Everyone stared from the outside of the Extreme towards the large castle before them*
Tony: That’s the place. That’s where the masters are being held.
QueenSaiyan: Oh! Before we proceed. *Walks around and hugs everyone except ssj4_vegeta and MajinVegeta* Its been great travelling with you people. Excluding ssj4 because he’s rather mean and MajinVegeta because he’s just so darn cheap.
ssj4_vegeta: As if I want a hug from you woman! *Sniffles*
Majin: Money motivated… Not cheap…
Mangaman: Lets go!!! Onward to A-ko! ---- Elsewhere deep inside the castle… ---- Pink Hood: This is definitely not good. It seems Tony has led Mangaman and the others right to us!
Cloaked #2: You expected him not to?
Pink Hood: Well… no… But still! Ahem… Cloaked #1! Are all the preparations ready for our visitors?
Cloaked #1: Yes sir, I have personally checked and prepared all defences for our attackers.
Pink Hood: Excellent! We have an arsenal of strange, freaky and downright stupid obstacles that will not doubt stop them!
Cloaked #1: Excuse me sir. I’m off to triple check our defences *Walks off with an evil grin on his face behind his hood*
Cloaked #2: I will still have my backups ready Pink Hood. I don’t trust #1. He’s too “Yes sir” “No sir” “I’m a bloody idiot sir”.
Pink Hood: Perhaps. Make sure your defences are ready as well, but don’t inform #1 of this… ---- At the entrance to the castle ---- InGram: A door. I don’t like it…
Weis: So… How do we get in?
Majin: I’ll blast it down for twenty dollars…
Mangaman: I’m not paying you to open a door! *Looks at the rest of the group who were still walking to the door*
Majin: It’s un-doubtedly a trap… Just twenty dollars…
Weis: *Pokes the door* Its made of wood…
InGram: Well Mangaman? All wooden doors are traps!
Mangaman: Where on earth did you hear that?
InGram: It happens all the time on TV! Don’t you watch anything?
Majin: InGram is correct… I’ve never seen a wooden door trap that wasn’t a trap… Just twenty dollars…
Mangaman: The door to my apartment is wooden!
Weis: Yeah, and look what is behind it…
Mangaman: Weis! Oh fine, twenty dollars then!
*As Majin began to fiddle in his cape, the others caught up. Tony walked up, opened the door and walked in*
Majin: …
Mangaman: A trap?… A trap did you say MajinVegeta?
Majin: It looked dangerous…
Mangaman: Lets go… *Walks in*
Tony: There is a split corridor here. I’m not sure which way it is. One way leads to the masters; one way leads to certain death.
Murray: *From atop Gouki’s head* Bwawawa, the all-seeing, all-powerful demonic skull will now summon an army of darkness to invade the castle!
Murray: How dare you disrespect the skull that is… Murray! My minions will follow and curse you forever for this!
Mangaman: Well then… if one path leads to death… one path leads to joy… We split up! At least that way half of us gets joy!
Shinannth: That’s gotta be a better way than this. These odds stink!
Majin: Fifty dollars and I give you another option…
Debs-dragon: I still think you are the cheapest person ever, but if fifty dollars saves seven lives then I’ll pay that *Hands a bunch of $5 notes to Majin*
Majin: If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, Its ‘Money Motivated.’ Anyway… *Fiddles in his cape and produces a rocket launcher* I suggest you all step back.
*Everyone except Majin ran out of the castle just before a large bang noise rang out and a whole lot of smoke came racing out of the door*
Majin: *Appearing through the smoke* The third option is ready and I think I undercharged…
*Everyone walked back in and climbed the mountain of rubble that now led up to the floor above*
Mangaman: That was gold Majin, even if you did make a profit from that. *Looks around* Which way Tony?
Tony: *Point down a corridor* This is the way, but I should warn you. The 1st cloaked figure heavily guards this floor and the floor above.
*As the group walked through the corridor and the one on the next floor they ran in no trouble, except for ssj4_vegeta trying to pull a Majin*
ssj4_vegeta: You should have listened to me… I swear that boulder was a bomb! I would have risked my life to carry it away for just ten dollars!
Debs-dragon: You are even cheaper than Majin ssj4_vegeta.
Weis: She meant that figuratively and literally too *Sniggers*
Pen^2: *Whacks head against ssj4’s leg and makes a penguiny noise*
ssj4_vegeta: I’m fed up of everyone picking on me!
Murray: Bwawawa foolish mortal! My minions of darkness have cursed you and will haunt you forever! You will never escape the grip of evil and terror they now have over you! Muhahahaha!
ssj4_vegeta: Oh be quiet!! *Jumps high in the air and kicks Murray from Gouki’s head*
*Everyone watched as Murray bounced along muttering something about cursing, plotting and scheming until he stopped at the feet of cloaked figure #2*
Cloaked #2: *Lifting a gigantic weapon that looked remarkably like something from Starcraft* Hello. *Fires the weapon*
*Everyone gasped with horror, as three energy bullets appeared from the weapon and shot forth, ripping right through the bodies of three people in the group.
Now that our heroic group has finally reached the masters, they have encountered new evils stronger than ever before. The first fatalities have hit the group. Just whom did the bullets strike? And how will this affect the group? Will they manage to escape the clutches of the evil Cloaked figure #2? Don’t you dare miss the continuation, next Time Madman Extreme…
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