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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Previously on Time Madman Extreme, the crew of the Extreme
finally reached their final destination, the castle of the cloaked
figures. Deep inside were the masters for Project A-ko, but also deep
inside, evil lay, waiting for our heroes to make an appearance, and
when they did, Cloaked figure #2 surprised them with a sneak attack
that ended three of the groups lives… Today…
Encounter #14 – The Masterful Mastermind with
the Masters
Cloaked #2: That was a bit of overkill wasn’t it?
Mangaman: Well that wasn’t uber fab…
Shinannth: You… killed them… As in… Dead… You killed them dead! How rude!
Cloaked #2: *Shrugs* Was in the job description.
Gouki: Ahhh… *Faints*
Murray: *From the foot of Cloaked #2* How dare you! My minions of darkness will be forever following you, cursing and jinxing you for the rest of your life!
Majin: This guys a real creep. I think I’ll take him out now! For a discount too!!!
*Before MajinVegeta could head towards cloaked figure #2, ssj4_vegeta has already stepped up to the plate*
ssj4_vegeta: *Tears forming in his eyes* Ahhhh! *Picks up Murray and wields him*
Murray: Foolish mortal, release me! I’m quite fragile for an all-seeing, all-powerful demonic skull!
Cloaked #2: *Attempting to prepare his weapon for a second shot* Ahh Ahhhh! Lets talk about it! No? Aahhhhh!!!
ssj4_vegeta: DIE! *Slamming Murray down atop cloaked #2’s head knocking him out cold* Now round two! *Lifts the skull again*
*Before ssj4_vegeta could slam Murray down onto the skull of the unconscious cloaked figure again he was stopped by Debs-dragon*
Debs-dragon: ssj4… I don’t know what to say… Pen^2 was a friend to us all… He will be missed deeply.
ssj4_vegeta: *Sobbing over the corpse of his once adored penguin* They will pay!
Mangaman: Dam straight they will! *Looking at the other two deceased members* Weis… Tony…
InGram: Well I suppose on a lighter note they killed two of the boards biggest spammers… *Glances towards ssj4* Shame about the third surviving…
Mangaman: You baka InGram! Don’t you realize! Now we need to find a replacement to mod the DBZ Fan Fic forum! Do you know hard it is getting people to mod that forum? And on top of that, he was our guide in this hole! As for Weis… *Shrugs* Spammer…
QueenSaiyan: *Hugs ssj4_vegeta* There there… What now Mangaman? Should we go back?
Mangaman: I think so… I think the loss of life qualifies the end of this mission.
Debs-dragon: *Producing her whips* End? How can you call this the end? We’ve come so close now. They came because they wanted to bring joy to the anime world. Lets get that joy!
Shinannth: She’s right Mangaman. Lets get it for them! Actually, lets get it because I’ve been running around and now want to actually see this show!
Puppet: Come on Manga baby! *Starts poking Mangaman in the head* What do you say! I’m up for it!
Mangaman: This is a golden moment. Doomo everyone.
Shinannth: I thought we worked out it was ‘doumo’?
Mangaman: Fab Shin. You just had to go and ruin my golden moment didn’t you! *Sighs* We’ll leave Gouki, the bodies and ssj4 here. We shouldn’t be long. Lets go! --- *So Mangaman and the remaining members set off in pursuit of the masters, leaving Gouki and ssj4_vegeta alone with the corpses of there dead comrades* ----- Elsewhere… ----- *~Sauceman~ had since woken up aboard the Extreme and was wondering where everyone had gotten to…*
~Sauceman~: I wonder where everyone has gotten to? *Remembers his snapped pencil* That ssj4_vegeta is going to pay! *Cries* He broke my pencil… *Bawls* Just wait till I get my hands on him!!! *Sets off towards the castle in a rage* ----- Elsewhere… ----- *Cloaked Figure #1 walked along a long passage scheming and plotting*
Cloaked #1: By now that stupid Pink Hood would have realized that I didn’t set an traps on my two floors I was supposed to guard. No doubt that other idiot #2 would also have been disposed of. Now I only need to get my plan into motion and I come out of this the winner!! *Insert evil laughter* ----- Elsewhere… ----- *The Pink Hooded villain sat in the master control room at the top of the castle brooding about recent events*
Pink Hood: Maybe if I just hand back the masters they won’t hurt me… They wouldn’t hurt me anyway, there just a bunch of pacifists! But then again, I did just sort of get #2 to kill some of them… That can’t have made them happy… On top of that, it appears #1 has betrayed me… *Sniffles* Not happy Jan… ----- Elsewhere… ----- *Our 8 heroes wondered along corridors and passages, slowly heading towards the top of the castle*
InGram: I’m bored…
*Before anyone could reply to Ingram’s comment a beautiful naked woman with wings on her back began to streak around in front of the group*
InGram: Ohhh! I take that back!
*As InGram, Mangaman and Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet ran around after the streaker, the women, Murray and MajinVegeta all looked away and tried ignore her*
Murray: Bwawawawa…. Ahem… How dare such an obviously evil presence make itself known to me! And in this fashion…
QueenSaiyan: Or lack of fashion… Those males are useless.
Shinannth: How single tracked are there minds!
Debs-dragon: Well I suppose I have little against nudity, just the fact it seems to have distracted our boys… Why aren’t you running around after her Majin?
Majin: There’s little profit involved in perving…
Debs-dragon: Well I suppose that’s a very mature attitude, I think… anyway…
Majin: Though I suppose it can’t hurt to indulge myself once in a while! *Quickly takes a peek* Ahhhhh! *Almost Faints*
QueenSaiyan: He’s not frigid is he? *Pokes Majin in the head* Frigid?
Majin: I am not frigid!!! It’s just… It can’t be! *Sneaks another peek* Waaa!
QueenSaiyan: Someone you know? Shinannth, who is it? Take a peek.
Shinannth: I am not peeking! You peek!
QueenSaiyan: I’m not the admin who recognises all Madboard members!
Shinannth: Oh fine, just remind me who needs a promotion when we return! *Takes a peek* Ewww… That’s just not right!… Its hot4vegeta!
Majin: *Runs off and covers his girlfriend with a long dress that he produced from within his cape* Here, cover yourself quick!
InGram: Hey! You’re ruining something good here! *Dodges a ear flick from QueenSaiyan*
QueenSaiyan: You men are all so darn single minded!
*As MajinVegeta attempted to put a dress on hot4vegeta she giggled and bounced down the corridor and turned around the corner, followed by the 3 men who pursued her before*
Shinannth: I think we should put them on a leash; we can’t let them run loose with their damned male hormones.
*A trio of loud shrieks echoed around from the corner*.
QueenSaiyan: What on earth?
*As the rest of the group sped around the corner they run into the three boys panting and crying*
Debs-dragon: What’s the matter with you people?
Majin: Where is hot4vegeta? Tell me!
InGram: *Rubbing his weeping eyes* That’s just it… She got away… *Whimpers*
QueenSaiyan: Your creating a new meaning for the word pathetic, you know that?
InGram: Be-da! *Pokes tongue out while producing his “InGram says “Be-da!” pic*
QueenSaiyan: Oh I’m deeply offended by your Skuld image you little boy!
Shinannth: Can we possibly finish up? Some people…
Mangaman: Well that’s not fab… That nice girl went away… She had uber ni… *Whacked over the head by a furious Majin*
Majin: Do not speak of that incident again!!
Mangaman: Relax… *Sighs* There goes my golden moment of this trip… Lets go get those fab masters.
*The group of 8 wonder up to the very top of the castle and enter the last room before the master control room, a man stood before the door to that room, guarding it*
Man: *Pulling out an assortment of stationery* I’m sorry. No admittance.
InGram: Do we really have to go through all this? I just wanna get these masters so I can go home and watch TV…
Man: *Sharpening a red pencil* Sorry, I was brainwashed by the evil and all-powerful master of the universe.
Man: Oh, I wasn’t talking about you. You’re evil? You don’t look evil. You don’t look that all-powerful either. You just look like a talking skull…
Murray: Bwawawawa foolish mortal, but for what I don’t have in looks I have in power! My army of evil minions are immense and stretch across the galaxy; no mortal can hide from my powerful grasp!
Man: Really? I was told the Pink Hooded guy was the evilest. Oh well… Can I join you skull dude?
Murray: I am the all-seeing, all-powerful Demonic Skull Murray! And yes, I welcome you into my forces of evil! Just please don’t call me skull dude…
Man: Cool, being evil is fun! I’m Tallis by the way!
Shinannth: Am I the only one who thinks the joining process into our rag-tag group is becoming easier?
QueenSaiyan: Well I must admit our standards seem to have lowered a little…
*As the now group of nine opened the door into the master control chamber, the Pink Hooded figure stood before them in the centre holding a knife*
Majin: *Stepping forward* I’m already in a really bad mood today. If you got balls, fight like a man with your fists!
Pink Hood: *Dropping his knife* Fine like a man then!
Majin: *Pulling a knife from his cape* You shouldn’t listen to me when I’m ****** off butch!
Pink Hood: Ahh! Just don’t hurt me please! I’ll do anything! Here have the masters *Fiddles in his cloak*
InGram: *Producing his “InGram says “Great Stuff” card* Woohoo, the end!
Pink Hood: … *Starts checking his pants pockets* … *Checks his overnight bag to the side* …
Mangaman: So where’s the masters?…
Pink Hood: I… I… I… Cloaked #1… I…
Majin: Are you going to tell me that you don’t have them? *Points his knife at him*
Pink Hood: I… I… Err, how about some sample packs, yes? Free trials! Toiletries, confectionary and pornogra… I mean photography! I have it all! Yes? Just don’t hurt me…
Majin: I’m not going to hurt you friend. I’m going to kill you, that is unless you pay me a tremendously large amount of money of course!
Pink Hood: Fine, fine!! *Throws his wallet towards Majin* Please…
Mangaman: Also tell us where the masters are!
Pink Hood: Cloaked figure #1 has them! He betrayed me and must have stolen them; find him in the lower most level of the castle, just please don’t hurt me…
InGram: *Letting out an ominous groan* We must go all the back down the castle and then some more?
QueenSaiyan: You whine too much, you know that?
Puppet: *Poking Pink Hood in the eye* We have ways of making you talk…
Pink Hood: Ouch! I’ve talked around, please no more!
Murray: Bwawawa, I am indeed enjoying the EVIL atmosphere in here.
Tallis: I like pencils! *Producing a pencil* Do you like pencils? I also like white out!
Mangaman: Our standards have lowered… Anyway, Onward to the golden A-ko!
With it seeming that now only one person stands between
them and the A-ko masters, the spirits are high! But what about hot4vegeta
and the other evil board members Tony predicted? What is happening
to ~Sauceman~ and the others who are separated from the group? With
the last chapter just around the next hyperlink, the answers are coming!
Next Time Madman Extreme!
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