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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Previously on Time Madman Extreme, our heroes overcame the incredibly evil cloaked #2 and set forth to confront the Pink Hood. On their way, they encountered a mysterious (and naked) hot4vegeta and a pencil-loving bodyguard called Tallis. As the group stood before the Pink Hood and he broke down like a baby, he revealed the location of the last man, and the masters… Today…
Encounter #15 – Journey’s
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Tallis: Were off to see the wizard, and to shove a pencil up his… *Has his ear flicked by Debs-dragon*
Debs-dragon: Ahem. I have nothing against you and your infatuation with stationery, but kindly don’t use innocent pencils for… that!
Mangaman: This is so golden. I can see it now… We shall return, fab masters in hand. Being treated like gods!
InGram: Rar.
Murray: And at that time, the foolish mortals of the world will bow down before our tremendously evil power and join our cause!
QueenSaiyan: But our mission would have already been finished when we return…
Murray: Muhahahaha, your mission perhaps. But my evil scheme would have just been implemented, and I’ll recruit the largest group of evil minions ever!
Puppet: I’ll minion you skull! *Pokes Murray’s eye-socket* Aren’t we just the most evil bone ever created…
Murray: How dare you disrespect the all-seeing, all-powerful demonic skull! My minions will curse you forever for this insolence!
Tallis: Minions? Oh yeah that’s me! *Smearing whiteout onto the puppet* I’ll erase you from existence for disrespecting the all-evil yet frail looking skull boss thing!
Shinannth: Boys will be boys…
QueenSaiyan: And skulls…
Debs-dragon: And puppets…
Majin: Your associating me with them again, aren’t you?
*As the group walked along heading down towards the bottom of the castle they ran into several unconscious bad guys*
Shinannth: These people have had the substitution beaten out of them. Mangaman: Substitution?
Shinannth: Try substituting substitution for another word…
Mangaman: I still don’t get it…
Shinannth: … Anyway… Who did this?
InGram: *Examining the bodies* Well they’ve really had the crap beaten right outta them. Maybe someone else is on the loose.
Majin: I offer my seek and destroy services for a discounted two hundred dollars…
Debs-dragon: *To InGram* You wouldn’t have an InGram says Majin is a very very cheap person card would you?
InGram: Sorry… No…
Tallis: *Squiggling on the bad peoples faces with a biro* Hey, it looks like this person is sucking a… *Has his ear flicked by QueenSaiyan*
QueenSaiyan: I so hope you were going to say lollipop!
Tallis: A lollipop…
Mangaman: Well it doesn’t really matter who disposed of them. It just saves much needed time for us. Fab!
*The group finally reached the stairway to the basement of the castle, only after running into several more unconscious guards*
Shinannth: This is it. The final confrontation…
Majin: These stairs are definitely a trap… Without a doubt… It’ll be disarmed for just twenty dollars…
QueenSaiyan: Your getting very annoying, you know that?
Mangaman: *Setting off down the stairs* The end!
*As everyone watched Mangaman disappearing down the stairs they heard him squeal like a little girl and make some strange moaning noises*
Majin: Told you it was a trap…
Mangaman: It’s the uber golden streaker!
*As everyone ran down the stairs to ensure Mangaman wasn’t just shouting out his personal fantasies, they indeed spotted the naked hot4vegeta frolicking around once again*
InGram: Sweet roasted potatoes! *Runs after her drooling*
Puppet: Hi Hoe Honey! I may look like a puppet, but I’ve got more stuff in me than it seems!
QueenSaiyan: Yes, he certainly has more stuffing in him that any of us…
Shinannth: *Watching Mangaman, the puppet and InGram chase around after hot4vegeta again* We’re not getting very far are we…
*Majin turned a very dark shade of red. Before he could pop, ~Sauceman~ popped around the corner*
~Sauceman~: Ohhhh, nudies! *Remembering his mission* Must… forget… beautiful… naked… woman… Urges… For the sake of Sakura! That’s right… Sakura! I will seek retribution for the devastation of my pencil! *Holds up his broken white pencil*
Tallis: Ohhhh, limited edition Sakura pencils!! *Produces his own set*
~Sauceman~: You like them too? Yeah!!!
*Everyone stared at ~Sauceman~ and Tallis dumb struck as they discussed Card Captor Sakura pencils*
hot4vegeta: Hello? Naked woman here! Boys?
*Just before the males could turn around and pursue hot4vegeta again, she disappeared in a blinding flash of light*
Mangaman: Awwwwww…
InGram: She didn’t get my number… Oh well… *Throws his ‘InGram says, Farewell” card to where she once stood*
Shinannth: Well I’m not saying I miss her, but where’d she go?
Cloaked #1: *Walking around the passageway* I made her disappear with my cost effective tricks and traps!
Puppet: Awww… Bring her back… Please?
Cloaked #1: No. *Waves the masters around* Is this what you want Mangaman?
Mangaman: Right now… I’d prefer the uber fab naked woman…
Cloaked #1: …
Shinannth: *Tries to ignore Mangaman* Please tell me he’s not with us…
Debs-dragon: *Producing her whip and wrapping it around the masters and pulling them back to her hands* Bingo!
Cloaked #1: You will pay for that woman! *Pulling off his hood*
*Everyone gasped with horror*
Everyone: It’s StorminNorman!
~Sauceman~: *Breaks down and cries* Please don’t hurt me Stormin…
StorminNorman: Fools, I am not StorminNorman!
Mangaman: Could have fooled me…
StorminNorman: Fear me baka’s for I am… *Faints*
Everyone: … *Sweat drop*
QueenSaiyan: Well that was productive, slightly different and definitely unexpected…
Mangaman: Shall we… Go?
Majin: I didn’t get an opportunity to make more money…
*As everyone turned around to leave, an extremely small catbus drove out from behind Stormin’s shirt and grew in size to about three meters high*
SN’s Catbus Plush Toy: Nyehehehehehe. I will now destroy you all and control the universe!
QueenSaiyan: Well that was odd, slightly different and definitely unexpected…
Shinannth: How will killing us gain you control of the universe?
Catbus: … I didn’t think that far ahead…
Mangaman: *Picking up the unconscious StorminNorman* Lets display the better part of valor, yes? Run!!!
*As everyone started running up the stairs the Catbus set off in pursuit but smashed into the stairs causing the roof to cave in on it because of its size*
Catbus: Hehehehehe! I will control the universe! Just wait and see! *Observes the boulders smashing down all around him* Oh ****…
*Everyone ran outside the castle just as the entrance caved in and parts of the castle started falling apart*
Tallis: By the power of the eraser, look at that!
Murray: Muhahahaha, now you see my dark minion, why you quite rightly sided with the great and powerful demonic skull Murray!
Debs-dragon: Oh my… That’d rack up quite a cleanup bill.
*The bodies of Weis, Tony and Pen^2 fell down from high up in the castle and landed next to the others*
InGram: What the? Tomorrow’s weather forecast, generally fine but falling corpses are expected!
Shinannth: Well it’s good we have these back. Now we can revive them!
InGram: Oh crap, we’re going to revive them?
Shinannth: Yes, providing we have the bodies we can restore them.
Debs-dragon: Great, but where are ssj4_vegeta and Gouki…
*Before Debs-dragon could finish her sentence a loud scream emanated from high above from where the corpses fell from, and sure enough, Gouki and ssj4_vegeta came flying down and thudded on the floor*
ssj4_vegeta: I’ll get you for that! *Charges towards Gouki*
Gouki: Just Bring It ™ you low life Dragonball Z fan!
Mangaman: Well that was a low call from one Dbz fan to another…
*Everyone sat down and watched with amazement as Gouki and ssj4_vegeta fought out there conflict with there fists for a few minutes*
Gouki: *Wiping the blood from under his nose* I told you to go left!
ssj4_vegeta: And I said go right! *Starts a coughing fit*
Shinannth: Do you mind if we ask what it is that you are fighting about?
ssj4_vegeta: This little wussy punk decided with me that we should seek revenge for the loss of our fellow spammers, and my beloved pet and best friend.
InGram: *Cough*Only friend*Cough*
Gouki: I’d lost it… I hate violence… But, I was so angry, so we knocked out all these guards but heard a huge noise, so we thought to save the corpses.
QueenSaiyan: So basically… You went on a rampage and got lost, couldn’t work anything out and realized you were fighting alongside someone you couldn’t even stand.
ssj4_vegeta: That sums it up pretty much…
Gouki: Did you get the masters?
Debs-dragon: *Waves them around* We sure did!
ssj4_vegeta: *Pointing to StorminNorman* Whose that?
Mangaman: That’s StorminNorman; he was being used by the evil catbus so we pulled him out.
~Sauceman~: *Begins crying* Take me home… quickly… please… before he wakes up…
Shinannth: Awww… He’s lost all his nerves and courage that he’d gathered up. Lets end this thing.
*So the group went back to the Extreme, returned to there timeline and sailed along in the great time space thingy*
Puppet: Well Shinnatah. How do you set about reviving these things? *Punching the corpses all over*
Shinannth: Like this. *Opening the door and shoving the corpses out of the ship*
Debs-dragon: That was kind of rude and disrespectful…
*Everyone held their breath and listened to the thudding noise the bodies made as they hit the floor of the time space thingy*
Puppet: That was cool, lets do it again! With this one! *Points to Gouki*
Mangaman: Hey puppet…
Puppet: What is it Mangi-ba… *Is picked up by Mangaman and thrown out the door* Oh buggeration!……..
Mangaman: While that was a golden moment Shinannth and relieved a lot of non-uber fab tension, did that actually achieve anything?
Shinannth: Yes, whatever hits the floor of the great space time thingy re-appears in there own time exactly where they were just about a week later, without any knowledge of what had happened.
InGram: I so get that!
QueenSaiyan: You crap artist you!
Mangaman: To Madman! ----- *So the Extreme landed at Madman HQ and the masters were returned. A grateful Tim awarded all members of the group a bonus ‘buy nine, get one free’ coupon to use when buying Madman DVDs for their effort. With the journey over, everyone went home…* ----- *Tallis decided to open an anime stationery store in Melbourne, it’s reported to have had a whole six people walk in the door since it opened its doors last week. Tallis has been quoted as being ‘Over the moon’ about its success* ----- *MajinVegeta used all the money he scabby from his time adventures and bought a certain games console and wasted a hundred dollars on ‘Sonic XXX – The Romantic Tales of Sonic and Knuckles.’* ----- *Tony caught up on his missed beloved Pokemon episodes and was left wondering why he had missed them in the first place* ----- *Murray was placed upon a pole outside Tallis’ stationery shop. Perhaps this is the reason behind the stores low customer visits…* ----- *Debs-dragon returned home to find a stack of emails complaining about her missing update for her website. Instead of updating, she cancelled her site and decided to take up horse whipp… sorry, riding* ----- *ssj4_’V’egeta went home and fed Pen^2, who was totally clueless as to why he couldn’t remember the last week of his life* ----- *Gouki returned home and calmed his pacifist nerves by watching uncut Japanese Dragonball Z* ----- *Shinannth returned to her normal schedule. Attending university, working, administrating the boards and checking the Madboard email hourly for the chance that Tim had emailed confirming Fruits Basket had been acquired by Madman* ----- *~Sauceman~ discovered StorminNorman had indeed burned down his house, the only surviving objects being his television, which he was forced to give to Shinannth for destroying hers. Giving up, he decided to become a hermit and live in a cave* ----- *QueenSaiyan saved up her money and cloned Vegeta from an animated cel she bought off ebay. She reportedly has not been pleased to discover his ‘real’ personality is quite gentle and similar to that of Gouki. Though she gets plenty of hugs now* ----- *InGram decided to rebel and shave his beard* ----- *Weis was left wondering why he had started a thread called ‘Time Madman Extreme’, which told of an incredible adventure. That was after he was made to put a Dragonball Z DVD on for his mother though* ----- *Mangaman’s life returned to normal and continued* ~6 Month’s Later~ Mangaman: *Hears knocking at the door* Come in, its open.
Inferno: *Walking in and seeing what Mangaman was up to on his computer* Yo Mango, what’s up?
Mangaman: Not much, what a fab day!
Inferno: *Staring at the monitor* To the Madman Administrators… Am I sensing some Madboard hacking going on here?
Mangaman: Golden hacker! Rar! Tim has sent in his uber fab list of the whole anime list for 2003 and 2004! Pure Gold! Just gotta see what date A-ko is now!
*As Mangaman scanned through the list, the kids in the park, his neighbourhood and probably the other six states could probably all hear his next words. “It’s not on this ****in list!!! Oh ****!!!”*
~Fin~
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