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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #2 – Strange Companions.
Weis: I’ll have you know I have never actually seen Project A-ko, restored, remastered or otherwise.
Mangaman: *Giving Weis a dirty glare* You what?
Weis: Well it was high on my things-to-do list……
Mangaman: See! And now if we don’t recover these masters, you’ll never see it!
Weis: Well that’s true I suppose. How do we set about finding this thief?
Mangaman: I have no idea.
Weis: You have no idea?
Mangaman: Absolutely correct.
Weis: So then Mr. A-K-O, how do you like, err.. Intend on finding this guy?
Mangaman: We must come out of the fast time movement speed thingy and talk to the divine Shin-chan.
Weis: So Shinannth will probably know where the thief is?
Mangaman: I have no idea. But if anybody knows. It will be Shin.
Weis: *Starting at the computer console in the centre of the room* Is it set to go to Shinannth’s location? And what about time?
Mangaman: Time isn’t the problem; at the moment it’s locked into our timeframe, so we don’t need to concern ourselves with that. As for finding the fab Shin-chan. That’s slightly more difficult.
Weis: What now?
Mangaman: Well I don’t know how to make it go to individual people from the Madboard; it just logs all users and goes to them randomly. Uber fab indeed!
Weis: So we may indeed have to stop over eighteen hundred times?
Mangaman: Exactly. *Walks to the console and hits a large red button*
*A blinding light flashed over the ship as it came out of the time space thingy and landed. Mangaman walked over to the door and opened it as Weis muttered something about cheap special effects. As the door opened slowly, it revealed a large sign that had a picture of a lock and some writing*
Mangaman: Gold!
Weis: What’s this say? *Putting on Glasses*
Mangaman: It’s big enough!
Weis: InGram says, “Guess what’s coming next.”
Mangaman: Oh no.
*A decently built man came skipping into the ship, waving a large overnight bag which knocked Weis and Mangaman over*
*The man twirls around, fiddles in his pocket and produces a small business card with the picture of an old man smoking a cigar and extending his hand. The card read “WELCOME!”*
InGram: Hi fellas! Where we going? *Prances off towards the 6 doors in the ship* Which room is mine? *Walks straight in room 5*
Weis: Oro?
Mangaman: You say that again. I guess we just picked up a new travelling companion.
Weis: He’s coming with us? I can understand why you picked me, but him?
Mangaman: I didn’t pick you. The ship just happened to go to your house first.
Weis: That cut me deep man. Real deep.
Mangaman: Next Destination, Random! *Pressing the red button*
*A buzzing sound rang through the ship as it lifted off the ground and enter the great time space thingy*
Weis: *Walking over to InGram’s new room* Hello? I’m Weis.
*InGram’s head appeared around the door and looked at Weis, he smiled and nodded before hanging another sign off the doorknob*
Weis: InGram says, “Please wait in the hall.” Must be the sociable type. Can I have a room?
Mangaman: If you must, take room 3. I’m in room 2 and the Sauce owns room 1. We should be arriving at the next destination shortly.
Weis: What makes you say that?
Mangaman: The little counter here that’s counting down.
Weis: Well that makes sense.
*The familiar bright light shines once again and blinds our heroes*
Mangaman: *Opening Door* This better be Shin’s pad, I’m getting itchy.
Weis: *Raising an Eyebrow* Hmm.
*Mangaman and Weis step outside the ship. They are inside a large room that contains a television, a couch and a portrait of a man on the wall*
Mangaman: Who’s that?
*A large shoe flies out of the neighbouring room and hits Mangaman in the head*
Mangaman: Ahhhhh! That hurt.
A shortish blonde haired woman comes walking out from the direction of the shoe*
Woman: How dare you not know who this is! This is the actor that voice actors inspire to be, he’s hope and talent in the universe, he should be the voice actor for all characters in all anime!
Weis: *Whispering to Mangaman* Its not Spike Spencer is it?
Mangaman: Hell no. I’d recognize his ugly mug. Hello there QueenSaiyan.
QueenSaiyan: I’m surprised at you Mangaman. How could you not recognise Brian Drummond goodness! *Stares at Weis* Who are you?
Weis: Oh, I’m Weis from the Madboard.
QueenSaiyan: The Dragonball Z fan! How could you not know Brian Drummond goodness!
Weis: Well… I…
Mangaman: QueenSaiyan, I would appreciate it if you would join us on our ultimate mission. A dangerous mission that…
QueenSaiyan: I know already, everyone on the Madboard talking about it already.
Mangaman: How so? Everyone I’ve seen so far is with us.
QueenSaiyan: *Gives Weis and Mangaman a interesting look* Just the two of you I take it.
Mangaman: Oh no, InGram’s floating around somewhere.
QueenSaiyan: I see, you three boys, flying together in a ship out of time… Out of reach…
Weis: Eh?
QueenSaiyan: I’ll come with you, and I assure you now that I have nothing against homosexuals, bisexuals or any sexuals, though I wont join in in your fun.
Mangaman & Weis: What?!?
QueenSaiyan: Its okay, I’m not like a homophobe, I’m a modern day girl. Its cool!
InGram: *Walking out the Ship* I’m not gay. Cant say much for those two though *Stares at the shoe beneath him. He begins giggling uncontrollably. Starts fiddling in his pockets*
Mangaman: What is that supposed to mean!!! Just remember who’s the uber fab administrator with the power of banning!
InGram: *Throwing a card down at the shoe* No fair, I’m a good boy.
QueenSaiyan: *Walking over to retrieve her shoe, she picks up and reads the card* InGram says, “TEH SK4NKY SHO3Z!”
With 2 more friends making up the crew of the Extreme,
it appears that Mangaman is gaining the necessary strength he needs
to recapture the A k-o masters, he just still has no idea where it
is! As the group sets off on another trip, will they find the information
they need, more so, will they find Shinannth? Stay tuned for the next
instalment of TME. |
