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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Encounter #3 – Womanly Touch
Weis: This sucks.
Mangaman: *Sighs* Yeah, uber fab.
InGram: I’m locked in the bathroom with the two lover boys while Queen Kong is out there redecorating.
Weis: I dare you to come here and say that!
Mangaman: Your little cards wont save you this time!
*As InGram realised the danger he was in, he quickly ran and hid behind the toilet, dropping another card on his way there*
Mangaman: *Walking towards the card and picking it up* InGram says, “Fear Mangaman’s Bucket.” That does it! Come here!
*Just before Mangaman could throttle InGram, the door clicked and opened slightly*
Weis: *Running straight out the door* We’re free!!! Ahhhhh!! *Runs back inside the toilet*
*QueenSaiyan stares at Mangaman who has his hand on InGram’s cheek*
QueenSaiyan: You expected me to believe you InGram?
InGram: *Shoving Mangaman off him* Get off me! Go feel Weis. *Walking out of the bathroom* Ahhhhh! *Runs straight back in the toilet*
QueenSaiyan: Don’t you like it?
Mangaman: Come on, a woman decorating. It can’t be that bad. *Walks out of the bathroom*
*The door closes and locks quickly behind him*
Mangaman: What have you done? *Starts banging on the toilet door* Let me in! I’m not the one who’s showing this to ~Sauceman~! *Kicks the door* Let me in!
InGram: *Lying against the door* Ha, administrators.
Weis: Gold.
Mangaman: Woman, what have done?
QueenSaiyan: I just re-decorated a little. Like it? *Smiles Presently*
Mangaman: *Looking around slowly* You. You. You painted the walls pink! The doors, the walls, the roof, the carpet! They are all pink! *Fixes his eyes to where the huge picture of Sakura once lived* You! You painted over the limited edition. I do mean limited, as in 5 copies limited! Painted over the uber gold limited edition Sakura in pink paint. And to make matters worse, you’ve hung up your silly picture of Brian Drummond is her heavenly place!
QueenSaiyan: Are you saying ugly little cartoon Sakura is better than my Brian Drummond goodness?
Mangaman: *Looks towards door 1* Ahhh. Why is all ~Sauceman’s~ belongings outside his door?
QueenSaiyan: Oh. That was the only room with a double bed. A beautiful woman needs her space you see. So I knew you all wouldn’t mind.
Mangaman: *Walking backwards into the wall* I’m going to die. I’ll be killed before I set my hands on the fab A-ko goodness. No.
*The toilet door clicked and opened as Weis and InGram walked out*
InGram: Weis and I talked this over.
Weis: Indeed we did.
Weis: Absolutely right.
QueenSaiyan: Hmm?
InGram: After careful consideration, we decided to tell ~Sauceman~ when we see him…
Weis: …that this is all your fault *Pointing at Mangaman*
Mangaman: Traitors! I’ll have you all watching Cardcaptors for this!
*Sometime later after all parties had settled*
Mangaman: Ok, next destination. Lets go.
*As Mangaman struck the large red button, once again, the time spacey thingy happened and everything went bright yellow*
QueenSaiyan: This isn’t good for a women’s delicate eyes.
InGram: *Holding up a card in QueenSaiyan’s face* There!
QueenSaiyan: I’m blinded stupid!
InGram: Oh. It says. InGram Says, “SHUT UP!”
QueenSaiyan: Well if that isn’t the most polite thing I’ve ever heard.
Mangaman: *Walking to the door and opening it, rain poured down outside* Inviting isn’t it.
Weis: Hey, it’s raining.
*Throws a card a Weis who catches it*
Weis: InGram says, “Observe the Extreme Cluefulness.” Hahaha, that’s a good one!
InGram: What?
Weis: Observe the Extreme, Haha, that’s a good one. Puns got to love them! And isn’t the dog Kawaii!!!
InGram: Well if your gonna crack up every time I insult you, I’ll make it a daily activity.
Weis: *Realising the Insult* Hmmm! Just how many of those stupid awards do you have!?!
QueenSaiyan: Wait a sec! *Runs off to her room, returns briefly with umbrella*
Mangaman: Think your ready now princess?
QueenSaiyan: How un-admin like.
Weis: *Running out of the ship and pointing to the north* There’s a large castlely thing over there.
*The others joined him*
Mangaman: Lets go *Begins Running towards the castle*
*Everyone begins running towards the castle*
QueenSaiyan: Ahhh. A nice run will do me the world of good.
*The others all stated intensely at QueenSaiyan’s chest as she bounced along*
InGram: Indeed *Drooling*
QueenSaiyan: Are you hungry, you look like your drooling?
InGram: *Wiping his mouth* Oh, that’s just rainwater!
*As they stopped in front of the castles main door, the 3 men’s eyes still hadn’t moved from there previous position*
Mangaman: *Fiddling in his pockets and producing Mangaman’s Gold Award* Gold!
InGram: *Fiddling in his pockets and producing InGram’s Gold Award* This wins InGram’s award of gold!
Weis: *Fiddling in his pockets and producing a M&M that had lost most of its covering* I really need a gold award!
QueenSaiyan: *Looking around* Gold?
*Mangaman ceased his staring and shook his head, he began knocking on the huge wooden door*
Weis: Know who lives here?
Mangaman: *Flinching* I have a fair idea.
*Before Mangaman could respond, the large wooden door opened partially, not revealing anyone though, a voice came from around the corner*
Voice: I’m telling you, Stormin, I didn’t touch your Japanese schoolgirl, please don’t hit me anymore!
Mangaman: *Putting his hand over his head and sighing* Guys, meet ~Sauceman~…
Now that the crew of the Extreme have finally run into ~Sauceman~, will they get any closer to finding the thief and the masters. Will they survive when he sees what QueenSaiyan has done to his ship? No matter the outcome, good always prevails! Or does it? Next time on TME…
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