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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^
Encounter #4 – Skanky Problems.
Previously, QueenSaiyan did a little bit of re-decorating
to the Extreme, much to the horror of her 3 crewmates. After discussion
it was decided that Mangaman would indeed take whatever punishment
~Sauceman~ deemed necessary for the ‘alterations’ to his
ship. Continuing there journey, the crew discovered ~Sauceman~ hiding
in his home, cowering in fear. What kind of person is ~Sauceman~?
Find out today, on TME!
*As ~Sauceman~ shut the door to his castle behind him, he breathed a sigh of relief*
~Sauceman~: To tell the truth, I was about to leave anyway. StorminNorman has been beating me lately. I just couldn’t take it anymore… *Begins to Cry*
QueenSaiyan: What kind of coward are you? Why not attack him? Shoot him or something? Hire a hit man if you that bloody cowardly!
~Sauceman~: *Cries harder* Don’t yell at me…
Mangaman: What did you do to him to p*ss him off that much anyway?
~Sauceman~: *Sniffles* He said I touched his Japanese schoolgirl… I didn’t! You believe me Mangaman don’t you?!?
Mangaman: Well yeah, I suppose…
InGram: Do we dare ask where he got a Japanese schoolgirl?
~Sauceman~: Japan.
Weis: *Sniggering at InGram* Stupid!
InGram: Don’t take it out on me cos’ Mangaman’s found a new friend, will you…
Weis: *Angrily* What is that supposed to mean!?!
*As the group reached the ship, ~Sauceman~ patted it on the side*
~Sauceman~: Ah, escape from that madman, finally!
Weis: *Giggling* Madman, another pun.
InGram: Don’t make me give you another Cluefulness award…
*Just as Weis, InGram and QueenSaiyan were about to enter the ship, they paused*
QueenSaiyan: Mangaman, why don’t you show ~Sauceman~ the damage you did over there *Pointing around the corner of the ship*
~Sauceman~: You damaged my ship? *Tears forming in his eyes*
Mangaman: No. What are you talking about? *Walks around the side* What damage?
*QueenSaiyan, InGram and Weis ran into there rooms inside the ship and lock the doors*
Mangaman: Why are they runni… *Suddenly Remembering*
~Sauceman~: What’s up with them?
Mangaman: Um. Are you sure you haven’t left anything at the house?
~Sauceman~: Nope *Patting his backpack* Its all here.
Mangaman: Sure you don’t wanna check? I mean, StorminNorman might be round to trash the place.
~Sauceman~: I have all I need. If Stormin were to come round though, he’d probably burn the place down. But all my pride and joy are with me, and what’s inside the ship.
Mangaman: *Beginning to Sweat* Okay. I need to warn you… QueenSaiyan did a little redecorating while aboard.
~Sauceman~: Wow. That sounds nice. Lets see *Running into the ship*
*As QueenSaiyan typed on the computer in her room she looked towards the locked door and smiled. “This will be gold,” she thought to herself*
~Sauceman~: PINK! You painted my ship PINK?
Mangaman: *Poking his fingers together* It was QueenSaiyan…
~Sauceman~: My Sakura… *Rubbing his fingers over the once limited edition poster* You painted over my Sakura??!?!! *Faints*
Mangaman: *Rubbing the sweat from his brow* Just glad he didn’t see the rest. *Yelling* You can come out now!
*As the doors unlocked, the three cowards re-entered the main room*
InGram: *Looking down on ~Sauceman~* Here you go! *Fiddles in his pockets and throws a card on him* No temper tantrums on ship! *Begins giggling*
Weis: *Looking at card* Naru and Kitsune say: “You’re on the right way for a smacked arse.”
*Weis begins laughing and gives InGram a high five*
Weis: Choice man!
QueenSaiyan: *Lifting her fist* I was just waiting for him to say something about my Brian Drummond goodness!
Mangaman: Well its fab we wont be talking to him for a little while. *Walking to control panel* Next destination! *Pressing red button*
*The door shut and the ship entered the time stuff*
InGram: Hope we find Shinannth soon. I’m getting bored already.
QueenSaiyan: *Looking at her watch* You’ve been here about 2 hours.
Mangaman: Go watch TV or play on the computer of something. Go write on the uber fab boards, tell them of our journey and progress.
InGram: Sure. How should I sum that up? A time ship landed in my yard. Inside were two men of questionable sexuality inviting me to join them. I thought, why not, beats TV. We then time shipped thingy into this ugly chicks house, you know, the one with the skanky shoes. We then met up with ~Sauceman~ who was beaten up for touching Stormin’s schoolgirl and then fainted because his ship is now pink. P.S – Mangaman says we’ve made outstanding progress.
Weis: Well I suppose if you put it like that…
Mangaman: *Angrily* What do you mean by “questionable sexuality?”
QueenSaiyan: *Angrily* What do you mean by “skanky shows?”
~Sauceman~: *Crying* What do you mean by “touching Stormin’s schoolgirl?”
InGram: God dammit, he woke up. Guys, I’m just being honest…
Weis: We’re flaming.
Mangaman: This isn’t the board, don’t you have a life?
Weis: *Pointing to the control panel* Its flaming.
*The others looked at the burning panel*
Mangaman: Ahhh! We need to put it out or we’ll never find Shinannth!
~Sauceman~: It’s going to burn up my ship!!!
QueenSaiyan: It’ll ruin my fresh paintwork!
InGram: I’m not getting stuck in space-time thingy with you 4!
Weis: I’ll call 000!
Mangaman: You idiot, we don’t have a phone! And how do you suppose they would get to us!!!
Weis: Well that’s a reasonable argument…
InGram: There’s only about 20 litres of water in the ship! How we going to put it out?
~Sauceman~: You include the toilet water?
InGram: Shut up!
Mangaman: Let your uber-fab administrator save the day!!
*Pokémon mode*
Mangaman: *Reaching something from his back* Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet. I choose you.
*Pulling a ridiculous looking puppet from his back and throwing it into the fire around the control panel*
Mangaman: Put out the fire with your water gun!!!
*The puppet gave Mangaman a puzzled look as it began to burn to death*
Mangaman: Well hit the big red button then!
*The flaming puppet jumped onto the panel and pushed the big red button with all its might. A blinding light swept over the ship*
Mangaman: Silly door, open! *Pushing the button next to the door*
*The door opened to reveal 2 men holding a water hose. They pointed the huge hose towards the fire and extinguished it*
InGram: *Holding up a card* InGram says, “Great Stuff!”
Mangaman: Thanks a lot guys. Golden rescue!
*The men smiled as acknowledgment for what they had done, before lifting up a shotgun each and pointing them at the crew*
Who are these two strange men holding the crew at gunpoint?
Are they allies of the thief? Or possibly the thieves themselves?
Do you even care? If so, tune in to the next exciting episode of TME… |
