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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #5 – Through Heaven
and Hell Previously on TME, as the unlikely group argued between themselves, they neglected to notice the fire burning behind them. Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet managed to take the ship out of the time space thingy and land it. As the door opened, two mystery men put the fire out before pointing shotguns at our heroes. Who are these men and what do they want? Today…
*The two men both wearing spandex waved the guns at the crew*
QueenSaiyan: Ohhh. Spandex!
Mangaman: I know both of you. Ashen. Gouki. What are you doing?
Ashen: Come with us.
Gouki: Our master requests an audience with you.
QueenSaiyan: Requests?
~Sauceman~: I think I’ll faint now *Faints*
Gouki: *Pointing at InGram and Weis* Carry him please.
*Weis and InGram picked up ~Sauceman~ as the other 2 walked out of the ship*
Mangaman: So, just who is this master of yours?
Ashen: You’ll find out soon enough. Be quiet.
InGram: Touchy touchy…
Ashen: *Waving a copy of Cardcaptors Volume 1 in the air* If you persist, I will tell our master of your misbehaviour.
Weis: You wouldn’t!
Gouki: *Almost at Tears* He dobbed me in to our master once for eating on duty. One long hour! A whole hour I was… forced… watch… *Cries*
Mangaman: That’s brutal. A whole hour... I thought watching Ninja Resurrection was bad.
InGram: You watched Ninja Resurrection?
Mangaman: Err… Only briefly! It was in a shop window!
*As the party walked along, they reached a pretty little cottage with tinted windows*
Ashen: In.
*As they entered the room, Weis and InGram dropped ~Sauceman~ on the floor with a terribly loud thud*
Weis: *Glaring at a table* Food!
*As Weis picked up a chicken drumstick, and InGram a nugget a voice came from somewhere*
Voice: Weis. Drop the drumstick. InGram, the nugget. Or I’ll sentence you to eternal damnation.
InGram: *Quickly eating a nugget* Neep!
*Gouki crept up behind InGram and poked him with a bread stick*
Gouki: Now you’ve done it. I’m sorry. I know just how hard it will be *Starts to Cry again*
QueenSaiyan: This guys a regular ~Sauceman~.
Mangaman: You’ve been kind of quiet Queenie.
QueenSaiyan: No one listened to my request to be hugged more in this fic.
Weis: You wanna hug? *Grins*
*InGram and Weis began to run towards QueenSaiyan when a trapdoor opened beneath them*
Weis: *Falling into darkness* Please, anything but Cardcaptors. I didn’t eat anything!!!
~Sauceman~: Someone say Cardcaptors *Growls*
QueenSaiyan: Who woke you up?
Ashen: *To ~Sauceman~* I said Cardcaptors. What you going to do about it?
~Sauceman~: *Running towards Ashen like a madman* Ahhh!!!
*Ashen dropped to the floor in a ball as ~Sauceman~ began laying into him*
~Sauceman~: *Looking at the unconscious Ashen* Quickly. We must save them before they are tortured to death in the pits of hell. *Runs towards the steps in the corner*
*Mangaman and QueenSaiyan stood still in shock at the sight of what ~Sauceman~ had just done*
Gouki: Heaps cool *Shaking ~Sauceman~’s hand* I’ve wanted this for so long!
~Sauceman~: Hurry. We must go. Now!
Mangaman: *Snapping out of shock* That was uber gold… Right, lets go!
*The group of 4 ran down the stairs into a huge room equipped with every fetish toy imaginable*
QueenSaiyan: What the hell???
Gouki: Our lord is a BDSM master.
Mangaman: What?!? *Creeping back up the stairs*
~Sauceman~: *Stopping Mangaman* We must save them.
Mangaman: Since when did you become so bossy?
Voice: *Insert evil laugh* You decided to come did you?
QueenSaiyan: *Pointing across the room* There they are. Lets get them and scramble!
*Across the room, Weis and InGram were on there knees with there heads stuck in a wooden device holding them still*
Weis: *Yelling* You know, some help would be really appreciated.
InGram: *Howling* You can have the nugget back, just don’t press play!!!
*In Front of Weis and InGram was a television with a VCR on top. A black hooded and cloaked figure stood before the set*
~Sauceman~: No! *Running towards the TV*
Mangaman: That idiots going to get us tortured! *Running after him*
Voice: *More evil laughter* Baka’s. *The figure waved an arm causing Mangaman, QueenSaiyan, ~Sauceman~ and Gouki to come magically flying into the wooden thingy*
InGram: Wow, that was a neat trick.
Gouki: *Attempting to struggle free* Please! No! Please! I’ll do anything. I’ve been faithful! Just don’t! Not again! *Faints*
Weis: I wish I could faint…
*The figure slowly removed its cape and then its hood. Everyone gasped with shock*
Mangaman: Shinannth?!?
Shinannth: *More evil laughter* If you can survive my torture, then I shall set you free.
~Sauceman~: You sadist!
*Shinannth picked up a long cylindrical object up of the floor and pointed it at QueenSaiyan*
Shinannth: Now you will suffer.
QueenSaiyan: *Panicking* That’s not what I think it is, is it?
Shinannth: *More evil laughter* Ah but it is!!! Indeed, I hold the remote in my hands!
QueenSaiyan: *Sighing* Phew… That’s not what I thought it was. *Realising* Ah wait! That’s just as bad!!!
*Shinannth laughed again as she pressed play*
*The television hummed as it played the Cardcaptors theme. Everyone screamed in agony as they tried to plead with Shinannth to release them*
Cardcaptors Dub: Sakuuuuuuuuuuraaa!
Mangaman: I can’t take it anymore! *Thrusting his bottom in the air*
Shinannth: Ewww. Your disgusting Mangaman!
Mangaman: I’m disgusting?
*As Mangaman’s butt reached as high as it would go, a slightly charcoaled and crispy Stuffed Puppet emerged from his back pocket and went flying into the air*
Mangaman: Save us Stuffed Puppet!
*The puppet continued to sail through the air and landed on top of the VCR. It opened the flap and jumped in*
*Moments later, the tape ceased playing and tape began to spew from the player, a triumphant puppet emerged with a smug smile on its face*
Puppet: Uber-fab puppet hate Cardcraptors.
*Just as the puppet emerged from the player, ~Sauceman~ exploded in fury, destroying the wooden thingy and freeing everyone. He then wildly began to run towards Shinannth*
Shinannth: Ahhh! Help me; he’s scarier in real life than he is on the boards!
*~Sauceman~ ran straight past Shinannth and pushed over the television set just after the puppet jumped out of the way. He then proceeded to jump up and down on the VCR*
~Sauceman~: Stupid thing, how dare you play torture like that!
*Shortly Later at the Ship*
Mangaman: Fab. Its settled then?
Shinannth: Indeedy! Just don’t forget my conditions.
InGram: So what’s up? What’s the deal?
Mangaman: The other uber-fab administrator of the boards shall join us on our journey.
Weis: What were her terms?
Mangaman: Oh… Just little minor things you don’t need to concern yourself with… Oh… Actually one of the might… *To ~Sauceman~* I told Shin-chan that you would give her your TV when we get back to your place, knew you wouldn’t mind!
QueenSaiyan: Well as long as you leave your peculiar fetish at home, big welcome to you *Hugs Shinannth*
Shinannth: Wai! *Throws Fruits Basket Plushies everywhere*
InGram: *Pouting* How come she got Queenies first hug…
Weis: No fair *As Weis’ walked to the door to shut it, he thought he noticed a shadow move past him. Looking around he shrugged it off and shut the door* This place is giving me the creeps. *Turning around and bumping into Gouki* Ahhh!
Gouki: Hi, knew you wouldn’t mind if I joined. Hi guys *Waves* Oh and Shin, I dumped Ashen in the clothing bin. *Shinannth nods in acknowledgment*
Mangaman: Well fab. Now we are the magnificent seven… *Hits red button*
With the estranged Shinannth and Gouki aboard the ship,
Mangaman now has the power and knowledge he needs to re-capture the
Project A-ko masters. And he plans to do just that… Next Time
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