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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #6 – Another Episode Previously on TME… Mangaman and the others to the most terrible of torture, One hour of Cardcaptors! With the Mangaman Stuffed Puppet saving the day once again and a surprise change in personality from ~Sauceman~, we saw Shinannth and Gouki joining the crew on there righteous mission. Now with the knowledge they need to find the masters, can our mis-matched group actually put this information to good use? Find out today on TME…
*Elsewhere in the great time space thingy*
*4 cloaked figures sit around a table drinking sake and eating stale bread. The leader of the 4, a tall man with a pink hood looked upon the others*
Pink Hood: That meddlesome Mangaman will ruin all our plans *Sips Sake*
Cloaked 1: Sir, do you wish us to eliminate him?
Pink Hood: I have gathered you all for you are the strongest of the boards that has embraced the dark side. I have no doubt you could eliminate that moron at any moment of your choosing. However, the fool does provide some good services for the board. Lets attempt to scare him off first. *Sips Sake*
Cloaked 3: *Mouth full of stale bread* You don’t honestly mean?…
Pink Hood: Yes. Release the mist. *Sips Sake*
Cloaked 1: *Arising from the table* At once my lord.
Pink Hood: This is your last chance Mangaman. Take it. *Sips Sake*
*Else where in the time thingy, the Extreme wobbles about*
Mangaman: I see this will cause a problem.
InGram: *Waves a hand dismissing the matter* Let the admin’s handle it.
QueenSaiyan: So, we have 7 people and 5 beds. Solution is simple. However much I will dislike giving up my double bed, I will make way if I have to. That way Mangaman and Weis can share a bed…
Mangaman: *Angrily* Why are you here anyway?
Shinannth: *Rubbing QueenSaiyan on the back* And we can share a single bed *Winks*
*Weis and InGram snigger from afar*
Gouki: To save hassle. I’ll sleep on the floor…
~Sauceman~: I really have no opinion…
Mangaman: Lets work this out later. Where we heading?
*Shinannth shrugs*
Mangaman: Don’t shrug! You do know who has the masters don’t you?
Shinannth: Of course I do.
Mangaman: Well let’s go!
Shinannth: No.
Mangaman: No?
Shinannth: No.
Mangaman: Why?
Shinannth: *Looking around at the crew* Let see… *Eyeing Weis and Mangaman* We have two weak willing homosexuals *Eyeing InGram* Possible three.
InGram: Don’t associate them with me, please!
Mangaman: Stop calling me a homosexual! I have a girlfriend!
Shinannth: *Looking at QueenSaiyan* The spandex lover *Looking at ~Sauceman~ and Gouki* The Cardcaptors man and Mr. Dominate me.
Weis: Are you making a point to insult everyone?
Shinannth: Yes. With a crew this weak, how do you expect to defeat our opponent?
Mangaman: *Looking at the crew* Well… They are slightly unorthodox, but I’m sure that can pull it off. Just who has the masters anyway?
Shinannth: *Shuddering* We dare not speak its name… But let me tell you. You stand absolutely no chance against… This terrible foe.
Mangaman: Fine, two more stops. No more after. Just two more!
Shinannth: Fine. As long as we pick up one more person.
*As Mangaman slammed his finger down on the button, the ship left time stuff and landed*
*As the door opened slowly the group walked of the ship into a large bedroom. They all choked with horror*
InGram: My goodness. Now if this isn’t an *cough* assortment of anime.
Shinannth: *Picking up a few from the thousands of titles* Ewww. They’re all hentai titles! *Dropping them*
Gouki: Ma’am there not only hentai titles. There all bootlegs.
*Weis and ~Sauceman~ began stuffing some up there jackets*
QueenSaiyan: *Looking at the floor* Ohhh. Spandex man! *Picking it up and pocketing it*
Voice: wot r ue doing$
*The others looked towards the direction of the voice*
Voice: get iff me dvds
Shinannth: Such bad grammar.
Weis: Couldn’t be?…
*A figure appeared at the door*
Voice: wot du yu Thinkk u r doing
Everyone: Its TrunksXL!
Mangaman: *To Shinannth* I certainly hope you don’t want him joining us!
Shinannth: God no!
TrunksXL: wot do yu mean be join you
InGram: Gosh! *Throws a card at TrunksXL*
TrunksXL: ingrammy saz your a idoit!
Shinannth: *Claps* Award well earned TrunksXL.
Mangaman: *Running back into the ship* We’re leaving!
*As everyone ran back into the ship, TrunksXL began banging on the door*
TrunksXL: cum on’ let us al whatch la blu gurl togethere!
~Sauceman~: La Blue Girl? God, why not watch Cardcaptors, freak!
*Shinannth struck the button and the ship entered space-time thingy*
~Sauceman~: What a little freak. Ban him already!
Shinannth: Consider it done already!
Gouki: I don’t know about freak… Just disturbed…
InGram: Quite Mr. Pacifist. *Waving his fist around*
Gouki: I really don’t like violence…
Mangaman: Last stop! *Whacking the button*
*The door slowly opened to reveal a short man wearing spandex with a Vegeta style haircut*
QueenSaiyan: Kawaii!!
InGram: *Rubbing his Daisuke Jigen style beard* Interesting…
Mangaman: Where’d you get the beard?
InGram: *Whispering* It was just pencilled in, Shhh!!!
Mangaman: I see… No I don’t… ???
Shinannth: ssj4_vegeta. Greetings from the Madbus.
~Sauceman~: Well it’s the Extreme actually.
Shinannth: Ignore my friend ~Sauceman~ here, he’s still recovering from a recent trauma. Would you like to join us in our quest?
ssj4_vegeta: *Walks into the ship* Where the hell?
Shinannth: The Madbus.
~Sauceman~: Extreme…
ssj4_vegeta: I don’t care. Shut up.
Weis: Oh no. Unwise…
*Mangaman, Weis, InGram and Gouki leave the ship quickly*
Shinannth: *Twitching* You tell the divine Shinannth of the Madboard to shut up?!?
ssj4_vegeta: *To QueenSaiyan* Have you seen my Penguin?
QueenSaiyan: *Blushing* Kawaii… *Gives him a hug*
ssj4_vegeta: Get off me woman!
Voice: What on Earth are you doing ssj4_vegeta? How irresponsible, leaving your Pen^2 running around!
*The group returns back into the ship with a woman*
Shinannth: Debs-dragon?
Debs-dragon: Hello everyone *Throwing the penguin at ssj4_vegeta* Baka Baka!
ssj4_vegeta: Pen^2! *Catching the penguin and bear hugging it*
QueenSaiyan: Can I have a bear hug?…
Shinannth: Sure! *Grabs QueenSaiyan around the neck*
Mangaman: Hmm. *Presses the red button sending the ship back into the time thing*
Debs-dragon: Now if this isn’t the biggest group of misfits…
InGram: Don’t associate me with them…
Gouki: Now now… I think we should all calm down…
~Sauceman~: Lets all be happy and watch Card Captor Sakura!
Mangaman: Or find A-ko. That is why we are here!
Weis: I was forced into this…
InGram: *Pointing at QueenSaiyans shoes* The skanky shoes!!!
QueenSaiyan: How dare you! *Moves to hit InGram but falls over due to the weight of Shinannth*
ssj4_vegeta: Penguins!
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise*
Gouki: We should calm down…
*As the crew argued about absolutely nonsense, little did they realise that outside the ship, a vile brown mist formed around the ship…*
With another 2 crew members and a penguin aboard the
ship, Shinannth’s terms have now been met. So the crew is finally
on route to recapturing the Project A-ko masters. But what’s
this mist that has formed around the ship? And who are the black cloaked
people who have a thing for sake? Stay tuned… |
