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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #7 – The Battle of Encounter #7 Previously on Time Madman Extreme, Mangaman enlisted the help of ssj4_vegeta, Debs-dragon and Pen^2 on the quest to recover the A-ko masters. Little did they know as they “talked” amongst themselves that a evil brown mist had surrounded the ship. Where did it come from and what will it do? Today…
QueenSaiyan: *Grabbing InGram around the neck* Did you say something?
InGram: *Choking* Me? *Flips a card out of his pocket*
ssj4_vegeta: *Reading the card* Your no fun.
QueenSaiyan: *Shakes him violently* No fun am I?!?
Gouki: We really should calm down…
*~Sauceman Faints*
Debs-dragon: Now look what you’ve done! *Attend to ~Sauceman~*
InGram: *Struggles* Let go of me, I’ve gotta help ~Sauceman~!
QueenSaiyan: *Wobbling around to evade InGram’s struggling* Since when were you such the good Samaritan? *An object fell out of her jacket*
Weis: *Picking up the fallen object* Spandex Man. Rated R 18+
QueenSaiyan: *Quickly dropping InGram, smacking Weis on the head and grabbing back her DVD* Ahem! It’s actually… Err… *Faints*
Shinannth: *Gives QueenSaiyan a dirty look* You stole TrunksXL bootleg hentai!
Weis: Haha! Shame on you! I wouldn’t do anything like that!
*Everyone gives Weis a doubtful glance*
Weis: What? I… *Faints*
Mangaman: *Watching everyone else faint* Well this isn’t good. *Produces the Kiseki award* Hmmm *Faints*
---------- *As ~Sauceman~ opened his eyes, he looked around, he was alone*
~Sauceman~: Well, that wacky dreams finally over. Time to watch Cardcaptor Sakura!
*As ~Sauceman~ walked towards his shelf, a cloaked figure appeared before him. Smiled and then proceeded torching all of ~Sauceman~’s CCS collection*
~Sauceman~: Nooooo!! *Proceeded attacking the figure*
Cloaked #2: Next time, #3 can do ~Sauceman~! Why’d I get the short straw *Getting smacked in the face* Ahhh!
*The cloaked figure struck a button on his watch causing him to disappear, leaving ~Sauceman~ a crumpled wreck on his floor*
---------- *Shinannth sat on her sofa staring at the Kawaii Plushies that decorated her entire lounge room*
Shinannth: *Turning the TV on* Glad that Extreme Madbus thingy is finally gone.
TV: Sakkuuuura!
Shinannth: What the hell? *Looking at watch* Its 2 in the afternoon, what Baka at Channel 10 put his on now! *Changing channel*
TV: *Mid way through commercial* we do ron ron, we do ron ron… We interrupt this important commercial to bring you an important newsflash.
Cloaked #3: Good afternoon, Im Cloaked Figure #3 reporting an important newsflash from the Channel 9 newsroom. In a recent worldwide conference in Kyoto, Japan, while discussing something about gases, all leaders of the world signed a document stating that the anime show “Fruits Basket” would be banned and eliminated. It’s now considered an offence punishable only by Cardcaptors for anyone found in possession of anything related to Fruits Bas…
Shinannth: Nooo! *Cries and lets out a terribly loud scream*
Cloaked #3: Shit *Covering his ears* Ahhhhh! The pain!!
---------- *Elsewhere in the great time spacey thing*
*3 figures were pedalling on exercise bikes providing the daily power for their lower model time-ship*
Cloaked #2: Why do we have to pedal to power our ship?
Pink Hood: Ahh stop complaining, this exercise will do us the world of good!
Cloaked #1: Hows Cloaked #3 doing in his mission?
Cloaked #2: *Feeling his broken nose* God, just hope he does better than I did. That ~Sauceman~! For such a sook he’s pretty strong!
Pink Hood: Hmm. Im sure the rest will be much smoother. It’s the ultimate! plan. The mist puts them to sleep so we can enter their dreams and unleash their worst nightmares upon them. Only a genius could come up with that!
Cloaked #1: I came up with it sir.
Pink Hood: Oh? Well… Genius… That is… *Watches Cloaked #3 walk in* Ah what was your progress #3?
*Cloaked figure #3 walks over and begins pedalling on the spare bike*
Cloaked #2: How’d you go?
Pink Hood: *Throwing his water bottle at Cloaked #3 striking his head* Oi! How did you go?
Cloaked #2: *Waves finger at #3* Falcon!
Cloaked #3: What?
Cloaked #1: How did you mission go?
Cloaked #2: What?
Pink Hood: This is going far… *Turns on the 16cm TV*
Cloaked #2: 16cm?
Pink Hood: Bah! – Budget Cuts! *Presses play*
*As the tape plays Shinannth screaming, the televisions speaker gets blown out and sizzles on the floor. Cloaked #3 cringed at the sight*
Cloaked #2: *Feeling his missing teeth and broken nose* Maybe I am glad I got the short straw…
*Elsewhere in the space time stuff, on the Extreme*
*The two survivors of the vile coloured mist looked at the fallen crewmates, wondering what had happened*
Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet: *Crawling out of Mangaman’s butt pocket* Uber stinky! You could use a change of underpanties!
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise*
Puppet: Exactly right Penguin! How can we wake them?
Pen^2: *Shrugging* *Makes Penguiny noise*
Puppet: *Eyeing Pen^2* You’re a man of very few words, eh?
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise, but adds a grunt at the end*
Puppet: I see. *Slaps Mangaman in the face* Nope… *Begins punching his face*
Pen^2: *Walks over to the control panel and starts banging his head on it*
Puppet: Penguin… *Gives Mangaman a final punch and walks towards Pen^2, kicking Weis and ssj4_vegeta in the head on the way past*
Pen^2: *Makes a Penguiny noise and motions towards the top of the console*
Penguin: Gold! *Scales the penguin and begins jumping on top of the console*
---------- *Short while later after all the crew had been ‘visited’*
Cloaked #2: *Feeling his bottom* Debs-dragon whipped me!
Cloaked #1: ssj4_vegeta wasn’t appreciative of what I did to his penguin *Removing his hand to reveal two black eyes*
Pink Hood: InGram didn’t like what I had to show him either *Producing his old pink hood, which was now brown*
Cloaked #2: Dare we ask how that became brown?
Cloaked #3: What?
Pink Hood: They will pay for this…. I was willing to let them go. But they have gone too far now!
Cloaked #1: Set a course for their position sir?
Pink Hood: Yes. They will not interfere again!
*Just as the cloaked figure #1 got up to go set a course, the ship vibrated and bits of hull started caving in. Sparks began flying around*
Cloaked #2: What the?!?
Cloaked #3: What? *Not hearing the sounds around him was hit in the head with a pole and knocked out*
Cloaked #1: We are under attack sir.
Pink Hood: What? By whom?
Cloaked #1: The Extreme.
Pink Hood: We’ve been found! Red Alert. All hands to battle stations!
Cloaked #1: I’m afraid we have no red alert, nor any defensive or offensive weaponry.
Cloaked #2: This ain’t Star Trek!
---------- *Inside the Extreme, Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet continued to jump up and down the console. Pen^2 also continued to smack its head on the side of the controls*
Puppet: Haha, Cardcraptors Videos away! *Jumping on the button releasing another dose of videos*
Pen^2: *Making a Penguiny noise*
---------- Pink Hood: *Dodging Cardcaptors Videos that had entered the ship* Retreat! I’ll get you next time Mangaman, next time!!!
---------- *Pen^2 fell to the floor with concussion*
Puppet: Fab puppet saves day again! *Turning around to see the crew waking up*
Mangaman: Uber gold puppet. *Standing up and picking the puppet up*
QueenSaiyan: I had a weird dream that Brian Drummond was in spandex running away from me. I could never catch him…
InGram: I had an evil dream too. Some weird guy with a pink hood trying to put my worst nightmare on me. I flushed him down my recently used toilet.
Mangaman: *Sparing a glance at InGram* Was that last part really necessary?
InGram: Just being thorough.
Mangaman: *Smiling* Now puppet, the only reason you still have your stuffing is because you seemed to save the day, again.
Puppet: What?
Mangaman: *Pointing to the small bruises developing all over his face* Accidentally fell against my face? Several times?
Gouki: You didn’t did you puppet? You seem like a nice little stuffed… thing?
~Sauceman~: I’m going to watch Sakura like I was going to before I fell asleep.
QueenSaiyan: What was I… That’s right! *Begins throttling InGram again*
ssj4_vegeta: Pen^2, what did that puppet do to you? *Shakes the unconscious penguin*
InGram: Sk-an-ky…
Weis: *Points at InGram and laughs* Baka!
~Sauceman~: Someone say Nelbaka?
*InGram wiggles the “~Sauceman~ says Nelbaka” sign from his pocket*
Shinannth: WAI! *Throws Fruits Basket Plushies everywhere* They still exist!
Mangaman: *Pulling the puppet by the arms* What an odd bunch…
Debs-dragon: How violent. All you do is fight amongst yourselves! *Produces Whip* Let me join in!
Gouki: *To QueenSaiyan* Lets not fight…
And so the first battle is won, although through unconventional
means… The cloaked group is on the defensive. Having proved themselves
against the holders of the A-ko masters it appears that our unlikely
group may be in with a chance! Next Time Madman Extreme… |
