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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #8 – Journey through Time On the last episode of Time Madman Extreme, the four mystery cloaked figures unleashed a horrible mist upon our unsuspecting heroes! This allowed them to enter their minds and unleash their worst nightmares! Unfortunately for the bad dudes, they didn’t realise the fight that would be put up! And with Pen^2 and Mangaman’s Stuffed Puppet working on the outside, victory was achieved! But where do we go from here? Today…
Mangaman: So they are the dudes with masters?
Shinannth: Yes. I suggest following them before they manage to escape our sights.
Mangaman: Excellent! Lets go *Looking around* Eh?!
*Everyone except Mangaman and Shinannth were engaged in some form of combat with another crew person*
Mangaman: Can we get a little more serious perhaps?
Debs-dragon: *Removing her whip from InGram’s neck* Who made you the boss?
Mangaman: What?
ssj4_vegeta: *Giving the downed Weis a final kick* Yeah, who said you’re the boss. Shinannth is an admin too!
Shinannth: Actually, I’m the only admin here.
Weis: When did that happen?
Shinannth: *Looking at watch* Ohh. A good 5 minutes or so.
Mangaman: I’ll have you know this is my trip!
~Sauceman~: It’s my ship!
Mangaman: Mutiny! *Turns to Gouki* Oi, pacifist guy. Don’t tell me you agree with them too?
Gouki: Well… They did make a good point…
Mangaman: I’ll have you know we are bringing joy to the anime world with this journey!
QueenSaiyan: Just out of curiosity, how many people have seen Project A-ko?
*A small bit of mumbling flowed around the ship as Mangaman raised his hand*
Mangaman: That’s not the point! Its uber fab anime goodness at its best. True gold!
Puppet: *Crawling from Mangaman’s pocket* He made me watch it. Its absolute horse shi… *Begins choking as Mangaman grasps its little neck* *Weakly* I-I said it was good…
Mangaman: See, true proof!
*Receives a shipful of sceptical looks*
Mangaman: … *Fiddles with the controls* Lets just go!
*The Extreme picked up speed as it travelled across the time space thingy. It quickly reached the enemy vessel that was still having Cardcaptors videos shovelled out of it* -----------
Cloaked #1: The enemy is at our position. They seem to be after their master’s sir. Orders?
Pink Hood: Activate the Super Time Space Wavy Drive!
Cloaked #2: Were going to run through time?
Pink Hood: *Shrugs* Running through time space thingy. Running through time. Were still running!
Cloaked #3: That makes sense. *Shovels more videos through a hole in the hull*
*The ship glowed a vomit coloured aura as it became all wavy and disappeared* ----------
Weis: Well… That wasn’t good.
Shinannth: Well, while Weis did state the flippin’ obvious. It is 100% true. They activated their time drive.
InGram: Where’d they go to?
Shinannth: Why would I know?
Mangaman: Cheer up! How big can time be?
Debs-dragon: *Giving Mangaman the “I cant believe you just said that look* Well, where do we start?
Mangaman: Here! *Takes the ship out of time lock and fiddles with the controls* Initiating “Mangaman’s Fab Time Twister™!”
*The ship glowed a blue aura before vanishing from the great time space thingy*
InGram: So… Next?
~Sauceman~: They guy I bought the ship off said it comes out of time travel automatically when the destination is reached.
ssj4_vegeta: Something I don’t get. What kind of idiot would sell a time ship? On the same note, what kind of idiot would sell a time ship to you?
~Sauceman~: *Sniffles* That was really hurtful…
Debs-dragon: *Whips ssj4_vegeta* Stop picking on him. Pick on someone your own size!
ssj4_vegeta: *Whimpering away like a scared animal* Least Pen^2 respects me…
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise and runs away from him*
QueenSaiyan: This crew has self esteem issues.
Shinannth: Are you talking Ms. Spandex?
QueenSaiyan: Humph! There’s nothing wrong with spandex…
Gouki: *Walks off to room 1* I’ll make everyone some tea.
Debs-dragon: Thanks honey.
InGram: *Holding up a sign* Hmm!
Weis: InGram says, Cheers big ears!
Debs-dragon: *Whips in InGram’s direction* Same for you as ssj4_vegeta!
*InGram scuffles off into the corner with ssj4_vegeta*
Mangaman: This could take awhile… ----- **8 hours later** ----- *Everyone was tired so they had gone to bed, except ~Sauceman~ who had stayed up to watch Cardcaptor Sakura*
Mangaman: *Stretching and Yawning* We there yet?
Shinannth: Doesn’t appear so. It’s taking awhile. Good sleep?
Mangaman: Decent, my partner talked in his sleep.
Shinannth: *Eyeing Weis* Your partner…
Mangaman: I thought we’d covered this! I have a girlfriend! And besides, I slept with ssj4_vegeta last night.
Shinannth: Oh, you slept with ssj4... Moving up in the world?
Weis: Moving up?… I hope that’s not implying anything!
Shinannth: Of course not…
InGram: You still watching Sakura ~Saucey~?
~Sauceman~: Still watching? You can never watch too much.
Pen^2: *Bangs head on floor* *Makes Penguiny noise*
ssj4_vegeta: Stupid Penguin! You’ll give yourself concussion again!
*The ship jolted suddenly sending everyone flying across the ground*
QueenSaiyan: Ohh! How rude! *Looking under her to see she was sitting on Weis’ face* Ohh. I’m sorry *Hugs Weis*
Weis: *Giving the upside down InGram a snigger* Its okay…
InGram: *Pouts* Hmph!
ssj4_vegeta: Well that was thoroughly unpleasant. Which one of you walking freaks caused that?
Debs-dragon: *Whips at ssj4_vegeta* Freaks are we now?
ssj4_vegeta: *Avoiding the whip* I meant that in the nicest possible way!!
Shinannth: I think I can safely say that we’ve landed.
QueenSaiyan: That’s a landing?!?
Gouki: Well it wasn’t too bad for a first attempt…
InGram: Pull the other one, my first car crash went smoother than that!
Mangaman: *Opening door* We’re here.
Weis: Where’s here?
Mangaman: Wherever here happens to be of course.
Weis: … Right…
Shinannth: The time ship should send us to a place where we need to go. So wherever here is, there is or was a reason.
ssj4_vegeta: How’d you know that woman?
Shinannth: *Waves manual around* Indulged myself with knowledge last night.
Puppet: She can read!
Mangaman: I can read!
Puppet: Harry Potter and those Playboyer magazines or whatever they are called don’t count.
Mangaman: I read no such thing! Stop spreading lies! *Pulls the puppet by the head*
Pen^2: *Tackles Mangaman* *Makes Penguin noise*
QueenSaiyan: What a Kawaii little penguin! *Hugs Penguin*
Weis: Soo… *Walking out of the ship* Where are we today?
Debs-dragon: *Joining Weis outside* It seems so nice and peaceful…
*Before Debs-dragon could finish her sentence, a ninja jumped down from the top of ship and produced a pair of short swords*
Ninja: *Waving the swords around* You are ally of the time tyrant. You will die now!
*The others ran out just as the Ninja jumped forward towards Weis and Debs-dragon*
~Sauceman~: Oh my… *Faints*
Gouki: We really shouldn’t kill each other…
Weis: *Dodging a blade* Ahh! Do something, or I’m gonna be pieces!
QueenSaiyan: Well that would help the food reserve…
Weis: *Falling over* Ai Ai Ai!! I don’t care! Just kick him!
ssj4_vegeta: *Runs forward and kicks the ninja in the shin* Ha!!!
Ninja: Ohhh! *Rubs shin* That hurt! *Slashes at ssj4*
ssj4_vegeta: *Running around the ship* Help me!!!
Debs-dragon: *Stepping forward* I’ll show you Ninja guy person!
Ninja: I don’t fear any lady.
*Shinannth and QueenSaiyan shoot the Ninja glares of death*
Debs-dragon: Oh you don’t do you? *Produces a second whip* Lets Play!
Now that our heroes are actually travelling through
time, it seems there problems are getting larger by the second! Just
who is this Ninja? What does he want? Why does he want it? Will he
slice Debs-dragon and the rest of our group? Or does Debs-dragon own
his scrawny Ninja butt? Next Time Madman Extreme… |
