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" Time Madman Extreme "Written By: Weis Disclaimer – All of the weird, wacky and wonderful characters that appear in the following fic are from Madman Entertainments ‘Madboard.’ They are agreed (in one form or another, or not) to be part of this fic ^_^ Rating: PG 13 Warnings: Some language, references to whipping, some violence. ^_^ Encounter #9 – Day of Evil Previously on Time Madman Extreme, the group of four cloaked figures escaped into the time realms far away from the ex-administrator Mangaman’s grasp. Journeying through time looking for them, our group stumbled across a killer ninja with a pair of lethal short swords! With Debs-dragon up to the plate to save our heroes, how will she fair? Cheer her on today on Time Madman Extreme!
Ninja: Dual wielding sword attack!! *Runs forward spinning the two swords*
Debs-dragon: Inventing lame attack techniques are we?
Ninja: That was not lame! I put a lot of thought into that attack!
Debs-dragon: Ok then. Lets whip the friggin ninja in the head attack! *Whips the Ninja in the head several times*
Ninja: Argh. I see you are no amateur. Counter head whip rapid slash attack! *Slashes at her*
Debs-dragon: *Dodging the attacks with ease* And now a swift whip in the nuts attack…
Ninja: *Dropping to the floor and covering his crotch area* No. Not the nuts!
Debs-dragon: You coward!
Ninja: Its not that I’m cowardly… I just don’t like being hit in the nuts…
Debs-dragon: Real men can take it *Turns around and gives ssj4_vegeta a quick kick in the nads*
ssj4_vegeta: *Makes strange gurgling noises*
Shinannth: There goes any ideas he had of a family…
ssj4_vegeta: *Attempting a grin* I…I…I...I’m a man… *Faints*
Pen^2: *Pecks ssj4_vegeta in the head*
Mangaman: What is your business with us Ninja guy?
Ninja: Don’t hit my nuts…. Don’t hit my nuts…
QueenSaiyan: He’s not going to kick your nuts. But I’m going to kick you up the ass in a minute!
Ninja: So your not going to hit my in the nuts?
QueenSaiyan: *Giving him a speedy kick in the butt* NO!
Ninja: *Rubbing his butt* Why didn’t you just say?…
InGram: … *Holding up a sign*
Ninja: *Squinting* InGram says, you’re an idiot!
Weis: You re-used one!
InGram: He really deserved it.
Gouki: Come on now… Noones an idiot…
InGram: Ahem… *Holding up the idiot sign at Gouki*
Gouki: Come on fellas…
~Sauceman~: *Waking up* Who said Cardcaptors?
Ninja: Cardcaptors?
~Sauceman~: Ahhh! *Runs over to the Ninja and starts attacking him* Devil! Instrument of the Devil I say!
Mangaman: *Looking at the unconscious Ninja* Are you done ~Sauceman~?
~Sauceman~: *Kicks the Ninja in the crotch* *Looking pleased with himself* Yep!
Shinannth: Well it seems we’ve lost the reason for which we came here.
~Sauceman~: How?
Shinannth: *Staring at the Ninja* Ahem…
~Sauceman~: Ahh… I see… Why didn’t you say?
Mangaman: Well… You seemed to be enjoying yourself… And…
Puppet: The coward didn’t wanna go near you! Did ya baby?! *Slaps Mangaman in the face*
Mangaman: *Gives the puppet the Peoples Elbow* Silence!
Pen^2: *Pecks the puppet in the face* *Makes Penguiny noise*
QueenSaiyan: Such a Kawaii Penguin! *Hugs it*
Shinannth: Well… On that note! *Claps hands together* Lets move on!
Debs-dragon: Aren’t we even going to see who the Ninja is?
Mangaman: *Shrugs* What’s the point?
Debs-dragon: I give up…
*Everyone walks back onto the ship (ssj4 was dragged) leaving the Ninja behind*
Mangaman: Next fab destination! *Presses button*
*The ship glows blue and disappears into the river of time once again*
Weis: Is this going to take a long time again?
Shinannth: *Consulting the instruction manual* Most probably.
Mangaman: Well I’m buggered! *Heads off to bed* ----- **8 Hours Later** ----- *Everyone even though had only been awake about 20 minutes had gone to bed, except ~Sauceman~ who watched some more Cardcaptor Sakura followed by the movie*
InGram: Oi ~Saucemuncher~! We there yet?
~Sauceman~: Yeah, the ship stopped with only a little shake this time.
Mangaman: Fab, how long ago was that?
~Sauceman~: About 15 minutes after you all went to bed.
ssj4_vegeta: You idiot! Why didn’t you wake us up?
~Sauceman~: Excuse me! But I was at a good bit *Pointing to the TV*
ssj4_vegeta: Well then Sauce for brains, why didn’t you get us after the good bit!?
~Sauceman~: Are you implying any of Cardcaptor Sakura isn’t a good bit?
Gouki: Lets not fight guys… Come On…
InGram: Attention: Baka’s extraordinaire are holding their first meeting to the right of me.
Weis: *Dances* Lets go A-ko, lets go A-ko!
QueenSaiyan: You’re not a cheerleader you know…
*As everyone walks through the door out into the open, a blinding yellow lights flashes temporarily blinding everyone*
ssj4_vegeta: Argh! Someone will have level A ass kicking if that happens again!
QueenSaiyan: I can’t see you kicking anyone’s ass ssj4_vegeta! You’re so scrawny…
ssj4_vegeta: Woman! How dare you call me scrawny! *Flexes muscles with little results* Look these are the best muscles you will ever see.
QueenSaiyan: *Flexing her small arm producing a larger bump than ssj4’s* Hmm, is that so?
*As everyone looks around they spot a huge stony fortress to the north*
~Sauceman~: Look a fortress!
ssj4_vegeta: Admire the intelligence of a Cardcaptors fan…
*Everyone gasped with horror*
ssj4_vegeta: *Looks baffled then realises* I said Cardcaptor Sakura fan!
*~Sauceman~ suddenly became very quite and turned a very beetrooty red colour*
~Sauceman~: *Yells something in Japanese before picking up the penguin and running off towards the fortress* Ahahahahaha!
ssj4_vegeta: Come back with my penguin! *Runs after him*
Debs-dragon: I really can’t be bothered running after them today.
Shinannth: Me either.
*Everyone walks back into the ship except Weis and Mangaman who felt sorry for the innocent penguin*
Weis: Lets rescue the penguin!
Mangaman: Time for a golden rescue! *Runs off towards the building* -- Meanwhile… -- ssj4_vegeta caught up to the mega hyped up ~Sauceman~ who was now foaming at the mouth at the entrance to the fortress*
ssj4_vegeta: Give me back my Penguin or I’ll kick your ass
~Sauceman~: *Foams at Mouth* Errrggh!
Pen^2: *Makes Penguiny noise and bashes its head against the stony wall*
ssj4_vegeta: You darn freaks! What did I run after you for?
~Sauceman~: I..I.. don’t.. feel…well….
ssj4_vegeta: I’d say you don’t feel well! I don’t feel well looking at you!
~Sauceman~: *Runs around picks up the Penguin and runs into the fortress* Ahahahahaa! --- 2 minutes later… --- *Mangaman and Weis reached the great stony door*
Weis: Eww! That is gross *Looks at the mess ~Sauceman~ had left on the floor*
Mangaman: Well ~Sauceman~ is very passionate about Cardcaptor Sakura, I think he’s finally lost it.
Weis: Where do we go from here? *Stepping into the corridor in front of the hall*
*A pair of voices began echoing through the corridors over a PA system*
Voice 1: Hey, there are two people walking through the door!
Voice 2: Hey, there is too!
Voice 1: Should we activate the impenetrable security system?
Voice 2: I think we better. Activating system.
Voice 1: Those idiots will never get to the throne room now!
Voice 2: Confirming security system, corridor A now has the Scottish bagpipe wing playing and corridor B has the Cardcaptors dub playing.
Voice 1: Lets see them get past that!
Mangaman: *Looking at the wall. A sign reading Corridor A and B pointed in different directions* Well if that isn’t uber fab!
Weis: So, bagpipes or Cardcaptors? Either way I’m not listening! *Puts tissues in both ears*
Mangaman: I think we’ll have to risk bagpipes *Splits the gum in his mouth and puts half in each ear*
Weis: So which way we going?
Mangaman: What?
Weis: What?
Mangaman: I can’t hear you.
Weis: What? --- After being led safely through Corridor B… --- Mangaman: Fab! Where they hiding?
Voice 1: Darn! How did they get past the bagpipe wing? Noone has survived that before!
Voice 2: Doesn’t matter… Noone makes it past the second and last test… The one and only… *Interrupted*
Voice 3: You imbeciles! Do you realise that the PA is switched on and you’ve been broadcasting across the fortress!
Weis: So what the last test?
*The two looked in horror at the bright pink door at the end of the corridor*
Mangaman: Worse than Cardcaptors?…
Weis: And bagpipes?…
*The two gulped and held their breath as they pushed the door open to reveal a large homosexual purple dinosaur*
Barney: I love you! You love me….
Mangaman & Weis: Ahhhhh! It’s Barney!
With ~Sauceman, Pen^2 and ssj4_vegeta lost in the fortress,
can Mangaman and Weis escape from Barney the Dinosaurs reach and save
them? Will Shinannth, QueenSaiyan and the others stop sipping tea
and help them? Just whom does this fortress with so many evils belong
to and what’s in the throne room? Next Time Madman Extreme… |
