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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 10
"Effective." muttered Majintoto as he strolled forward to inspect the damage. Uncovering his eyes the Lion/SSjMatty followed behind along with the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 who was still trying to figure out what it was they were doing here. "Can someone please remove me from the door?" came the muffled request. "I don't know... you make a pretty good door knocker if you ask me." sniggered Majintoto. The Lion/SSjMatty took a hold of his legs while Scarecrow/SSJK2000 grabbed his shoulders. "Pull!" yelled Lion/SSjMatty. Between the two of them they managed to release the Tin man/Porunga who promptly flew backwards with the force to land on top of Majintoto. "Get off me you scrap heap!" yelled the little dog. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 snickered, "And I thought I was the only one used as a cushion around here." Dusting themselves off they proceeded cautiously into the depths of the dark gloomy castle. Meanwhile...... The door to the dark gloomy room opened and Deb peered through the dark gloomy light to see who had entered. A cackle told her it wasn't the Avon lady. Walking over to the table the WWW/Queenie paused to check the egg timer. Her brow furrowed as she saw the sands only a quarter of the way through. "I'm sure my eggs should have been done by now." Deb shrugged her shoulders. "Can't rush the perfect eggs now can we?" "Are you sure you haven't been playing around with this thing?" Deb looked around innocently and whistled, "Who me? Haven't touched it." WWW/Queenie's eyes narrowed as she gazed suspiciously at the timer and then back to Deb. Turning on her heel she exited the room. "Whew, that was a close one." said Deb as she strolled over to the timer that was now three quarters drained. Smiling to herself she reached out and flipped the thing over. The door burst open once more and Deb jumped as WWW/Queenie re entered. Storming up to Deb she held out her hands. "You have been playing with the timer haven't you?!" she demanded. Deb looked down at the eggs sitting in WWW/Queenies hands, "What makes you say that?" WWW/Queenie, shaking with rage replied, "Just look at these eggs! They're ruined! I like them soft but these are as hard as rocks!" As if to prove her point WWW/Queenie pelted one at the dark gloomy wall. Deb ducked as the egg bounced off the dark gloomy wall and sped through the air to collide with the opposite dark gloomy wall and ricochet back, dipping to the floor then bouncing off the ceiling and towards the door. Just as the egg and door were about to become acquainted so said door burst open. Deb stood in shock at the vision in the doorway. Meanwhile..... Following Majintoto's nose the three would be hero's were trying to make their way silently through the dark gloomy castle to the dark gloomy room that contained Deb. Unfortunately they weren't making a lot of progress. So pre-occupied with their task they also failed to notice the figure that followed them, keeping himself hidden in the dark gloomy shadows. Opening yet another door and scanning the dark gloomy depths they realised they were still no closer to finding Deb. Wandering inside another door Tim man/Porunga let out a groan. "What is it? Have you found Deb?" came the questions. "No, but check this out..." came the metallic reply. Cautiously the rest of the group edged into the room. "Wow...." "Yeah..." "Is that what I think it is?" "Sure looks like it..." "What do you think she wants with all that?" "No idea and I sure as hell aint hanging around here to find out either." With that the four mismatched companions shut the door and continued on their quest. Suddenly the Lion/SSjMatty stopped. "Did you hear that?" he asked. "Hear what?" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "That." "I hear it." said Majintoto. "Sounds like someone playing ping pong." Quietly the group edged closer to where the sounds were coming from. "Its coming from behind that door." said Lion/SSjMatty. "Then open it up and lets see whats happening." said Majintoto. "Nuh uh.... not me..." said Lion/SSjMatty and promptly hid behind the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Oh for heavens sake, let a man handle this." said Tin man/Porunga as he pushed past the haystack that was threatening to collapse with the violent shaking from the Lion/SSjMatty who was attached to his leg. Majintoto snickered, "I thought you said a man... not a can...." The Tin man/Porunga glared and gave an experimental swing of his axe. As he reached and opened the door so he ducked just in time as one rather hard boiled egg came whizzing past. The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 wasn't so fortunate. The egg caught him fair in the middle of his face and being the softie he was his head disintegrated, spraying all around him with stalks of hay. "What a time to go losing your head." sniggered Majintoto as the three quickly re stuffed the victim. Once done they turned and stared into the room. Deb stared back..... she blinked.... then collapsed into a fit of giggles. She couldn't believe her eyes. Standing just outside the doorway was the oddest looking bunch of would be rescuers she had ever seen. The WWW/Queenie whirled around to see what had caused her prisoner to dissolve so hysterically and couldn't help but join in herself. Standing in the doorway was a rag tag group that resembled something akin to her Scouts, only the outfits looked much better on her Scouts than this lot. "Ahh so I'm rescued at long last by the Sailor Scouts." said Deb through her giggles. "Hey don't forget Sailor Moon..." huffed the brown/white/blue/red mongrel and stuck his moon sceptre straight up in the air as if to enforce his point. Noting there were only four of the five scouts, Deb asked, "Where's Sailor Mars?" Deciding to ignore that question, mainly because he couldn't remember the reason why they had agreed to leave Sailor Mars out the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 managed to disentangle the Lion/SSjMatty from his leg so as the four of them could now stand inside the room. "Me and the drag-queens here decided to come and rescue you." said Majintoto. "I knew you wouldn't leave me to rot." said Deb. "Actually I couldn't care less about you, I just don't want to keep this damm costume on! Aside from the fact that it's not my colour the chafing is becoming uncomfortable." snarled the dog. "Well I think it looks cute on you." snickered Deb. *Twitch* "Besides I bet you would drive a certain spaniel wild with that outfit....(nudge...nudge... wink... wink...) " said Deb. Majintoto scowled at this, "A certain spaniel doesn't care for cross dressers... now hurry up and get me the hell out of this nightmare!" huffed the dog. "Awww you're no fun." pouted Deb. WWW/Queenie who had been listening to the conversation with mild amusement took a long puff of the cigarette and blew the smoke in the general direction of the 'rescuers'. "If you lot have quite finished...." "Have we finished?" said Deb looking at the rest of the crew. "Well not completely... I think there are a couple more chapters to go in this excuse for a fic before we're done..." said the Tin man/Porunga. "Thats not what I meant! " roared WWW/Queenie. The Lion/SSjMatty fainted, "Now look what you've done." said Majintoto. "Ohhh... did the little puddy cat all pass out?' said WWW/Queenie sarcastically. Waving her hand in the air Deb spoke. "Never mind about Leo, we can sort him out later. What was it you were going to say?" "Oh yeah... In case it had passed your attention the timer is empty." She moved towards Deb... "That means it's time to hand over those stilettos..." Deb began to back up, "Now hang on a minute witchy, can't we negotiate or something?" "I've had enough of waiting... the time of reckoning is here." and the WWW/Queenie tossed her ciggy butt to one side as she proceeded to stalk Deb around the small dark gloomy room. Unfortunately for the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 the butt landed on his butt and instantly began to smoulder. Smelling smoke Deb paused in her retreat and looked around sniffing the air. "I smell smoke." she said. With a whoosh the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 ignited, "Aghhhhhh! help me.... help me... " he screamed as he patted at the flames only causing his hands to join the barbecue. "I thought you said he was Sailor Venus not Sailor Mars." said Deb to Majintoto. "I think he wanted a change of scenery." snickered the dog. Seeing a bucket of water sitting in the corner (handy that!) Deb picked it up and proceeded to throw the contents at the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 in an attempt to douse the flames. Water however does not always stick with its intended target, in this case the water also coated the Lion/SSjMatty, waking him up, WWW/Queenie, causing her make-up to run and another spandex clad figure that had snuck into the room when everyone was pre-occupied with the light show. Everyone froze at the sight of the new comer as the water dripped off his black hair, that still defied gravity and ran in rivulets down his body. "Aghhh ! Im melting.... Im melting..." screamed WWW/Queenie as she realised her make-up was running. Then feeling the presence of another she turned... "Hang on.... no I'm not... it's all this heat from spandex man!" and she promptly drooled. The figure looked at the assembled motley group. From the dripping Lion/SSjMatty, the slightly dented and rusty Tin man/Porunga, the shiny stilettoed woman, a small funny dressed dog, crazy cackling drooling witchy to a still smoking Scarecrow/SSJK2000 and wondered just what the hell he was doing in this show. Noticing the obvious attraction Deb never one to pass up an opportunity seized the moment. "Hey spandex man?" Coal black eyes turned to stare at the woman that dared to speak "Yes?" "How about helping us out here and taking the witchy here with you?" "Now why would I want to do that?" "Ummm... Cause I think she really likes you... if the drooling is anything to go by." said Lion/SSjMatty. "Yeah, please take her... the moisture level is beginning to make me rust." said Tin man/Porunga. The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 declined to comment as he was too busy catching the drool to put out the last of the smouldering embers. "Tell you what." said Deb, "Seeing as how you like spandex so much how about we cut a deal?" The man folded his arms across his chest and glared at them all. "Go on." "Umm well how about we give you a heap of spandex if you take the witchy here with you?" offered Tin man/Porunga "I could be persuaded." "Excuse me guys.... but just where the heck to you think we're gonna get the spandex from?" asked Deb. "How should I know?" said Majintoto, "You're the author here." That lovely little object called a light bulb made its appearance once more... this time over Lion/SSjMatty's head. "Hey theres that thingy again." stated Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Choosing to ignore the haystack Lion/SSjMatty shared
his thought with the rest. "Remember that room we accidentally
went in when looking for Deb?" "And the closet we accidentally looked into?" "Yes?" "Well that thing was full of spandex." "Thats right!" said Majintoto. "The WWW/Queenie here has a fetish for the stuff! That closet was jammed full of it." "Hey who said you could go trespassing in my private quarters?" said WWW/Queenie. "Sorry about that but we didn't know it was your room at the time." apologised Lion/SSjMatty. "So do we have a deal?" said Deb deciding she had more than enough information on the witchy's fetishes. "Deal!" said the man in blue and with that he walked across the room and picked up the shocked WWW/Queenie. Hoisting her over his shoulder he exited and headed down the hallway... "So tell me all about this little spandex fetish of yours.." he purred as he disappeared. The rest of the group watched him go, mouths slack. "Who would have guessed?" said Deb. "Never in a million years." added the furball. "I'm just glad she's gone." added Tin man/Porunga, "Much more and I would have rusted to the spot. "I hope she gives up smoking ... its hazardous to my health." sniffled Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Come on you lot, you can get out of those crazy outfits now and help me find the vaccy so we can get back to the Wiz and home again." said Deb. "Never any peace is there." muttered Majintoto as he began to remove his skirt. ~ TBC ~
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