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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 11
"I really don't know how women can wear those skirts." muttered the Tin man/Porunga. "Gave me quite a draught." sniffled the Lion/SSjMatty. "Well I didn't mind too much, I thought they were quite fetching." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 Four heads slowly turned as four pairs of eyes blinked in disbelief. Deb shook her head and banged her ears. "Tell me I didn't hear what I just thought I heard." "I'm not that sure I heard it either." growled Majintoto. "The sooner we get him back to the Wiz and get him a brain the sooner things will get back to normal." muttered Deb. Looking around at the half undressed 'scouts' Majintoto shook his head. "I don't think the word normal has any meaning here." he woofed quietly. The Lion/SSjMatty and the Tin Man/Porunga did their best to slide inconspicuously away from the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 and continue to remove their costumes. Once everyone was back to 'normal' They began the hunt for the WWW/Queenie's vaccy. "Now where do you suppose she would keep that thing?" Deb said with her hands on her hips as she scanned the dark gloomy room they were currently standing in. "Beats me." said the Lion/SSjMatty. "Thought about trying the broom closet." said Majintoto. "Aint that where they keep brooms?" asked the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Well I suppose that would make sense, I mean after all she is a witchy and witchy's are supposed to ride brooms aren't they?" said the Tin Man/Porunga. "But we're looking for a vaccy not a broom...... aren't we?" asked the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Hey guys... do you think it could be in here?" asked the Lion/SSjMatty and he pointed to a door that said 'Vaccy closet' Deb smacked her forehead, "Next time someone suggests a fairy tale for a fic remind me to leave the room will you." she said to Majintoto. "Not my fault you seem to be obsessed with the keyboard." muttered the dog, "Maybe you should have married the p.c. and not your hubby." he added as an afterthought. Deb declined to answer that, instead she opened the 'vaccy closet' door and removed a rather full dust bag and emptied it over the little dog. "Watch what you say mutt." she growled. Majintoto blinked out from underneath the dust and shook himself. Dust went flying in all directions setting everyone off into sneezing fits. The Tin Man/Porunga sneezed so hard he blew some of his bolts loose, the Lion/SSjMatty's mane went into an imitation of spandex man's hair style, The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 sneezed all his hay out yet again and Deb sneezed so hard she nearly sneezed her way out of the red stilettos, not that she would have minded that but then this is a fic and that would mean the end of the story and Kris and I might get lynched by a couple of characters that are waiting patiently on the sidelines to come back in...... I shall shut up now and get back on track ^_^ Having achieved the result she wanted... namely one dog rendered silent, Deb picked up the vaccy, plugged it in and sucked up the mess. Unfortunately she also sucked up part of the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Having re screwed the Tin Man/Porunga and flattened down the mane of the Lion/SSjMatty they re stuffed the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 only to find he wasn't as full as before. "You lose weight?" asked Deb. "Seems like it." came the reply. Deb whistled, "Wow I wish I could lose some that quick." Feeling something cold pressed against her rear she jumped a mile and went sprawling once more. Turning around angrily she came face to face with Majintoto waving the end of the vaccy in the air. "What the hell did you do that for?" "You said you wanted to lose weight rapidly." he smirked. "Gives a whole new meaning to the words 'liposuction' don't you think?" said the Lion/SSjMatty to no one in particular. Muttering to herself about dogs, hay stacks, scrap heaps and fat cats and the many ways in which they could be tortured Deb picked herself up. "Lets just get this damm vaccy and go back to Anime central. I want out of these shoes, my feet are killin me." The troupe picked up the vaccy and made their way through the maze of dark gloomy halls to the dark gloomy outside. They managed to get back down the dark gloomy nearly unclimbable mountain and back into the dark gloomy woods. Stepping out once more into the warm sunlight on the fringe of Anime central they all heaved a sigh of relief. It didn't take long before they were once again standing before the doors to the Wizards chambers. Hesitantly Deb pushed open the door and stuck her head in. Looking around all was quiet. "Where is he?" asked Majintoto as he snuck inside. Okay no one home... lets leave and come back another day." said the Lion/SSjMatty. "Not so fast Leo." said the Tin Man/Porunga and he grabbed the Lion/SSjMatty by the tail. The group made their way back inside, albeit reluctantly on the part of the Lion/SSjMatty who was being dragged by the tail looking for all the world like a lion skin rug. Approaching the large screen Deb moved forward and placed the vaccy just below it and retreated to the safety of the rest of the troupe. "Hey Wizzy... we brought you the vaccy like you asked." woofed Majintoto. "Yeah we did our part of the bargain now how about you show yourself and keep your side." added the Tin Man/Porunga. "Or if you prefer to stay absent thats fine by me..." miaowed the Lion/SSjMatty. "Come on Wiz I need that brain so I can figure out how to increase my body mass." chipped in the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. The screen flickered then flashed and a face appeared. "Who dares to annoy the great Auz?" "Geeze can ya turn the volume down a bit." yelled Deb, "You're giving me a headache." "Sorry." and the level decreased a little. "That better?" "Yes thanks." "Now where was I... oh yes, Who dares to annoy the great Auz?" "If you please mr Wizzy we brought you the vaccy from the WWW/Queenie like you asked." said Deb. "And the WWW/Queenie?" "Lets just say she and spandex will be together for some time so you wont be hearing from her for a while." snickered Majintoto. "Do you think you can fulfil your side now mr Wiz? I would really like to get back home... My favourite show will be on soon and I don't want to miss it.." trailed off Deb. "My god what is that horrible stench?" said Majintoto. "I can't smell anything." said Deb sniffing the air. "I can." said the Lion/SSjMatty crinkling his nose in disgust. "Hang on... did I hear something?" said Deb and she looked around. Grabbing the remote that was sitting by the screen she quickly turned the mute on and cocked her head again. *Flurrrppp* (hey you try converting the sound of passing wind into the written word!) "Quick Majintoto, you go check it out." said Deb. "No way!" said the dog, "It stinks!" Deb takes a peg out of her pocket and passed it to the furball. "Here put this on." Majintoto looked at the peg in disgust and sat down. "And just how am I supposed to put it on?" "Oh yeah I forgot... no opposable thumb." "Yeah dunny... ummm... dummy." Deb reached forward and grabbed the dog by the scruff of the neck and secured the peg to his nose. "There you go." Majintoto looked up at his mistress and in a rather nasal woof replied "I hate you right now." "Just shut up and stop with the whining, now go and find out where that noise is coming from." said Deb. "Why don't you?" said Majintoto. "Cause Im the star of this fic and stars don't do that." came the reply. "Then what the hell am I?" huffed the dog. "A mutt?" "I should have let the WWW/Queenie get those prissy red booties of yours." "Watch it or one of these red booties will be making it's way up your a$$." "Well excuse me for being f***ing born by the way." and with that the dog made his way towards the small door sitting to one side as thats where the noises seemed to be coming from. The rest of the group watched as the little dog got closer to the door.... then..... Attention was drawn back to the screen as the image of the Wizard flickered and blurred. Then those funny black and white lines popped up for a second... you know..... the ones that indicate when a video is changing from one show to another...... and..... "Oh my god! Cover your eyes!" screamed Deb. All eyes naturally opened wider at this comment and took in the scene now playing with something akin to shock. "Wait... that man seems to have suffered a very serious snake bite." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. The Tin Man/Porunga tilted his head a little as if trying to work out what he was seeing and the Lion/SSjMatty suffered a major nosebleed and fainted from the loss of blood. Majintoto turned around at the sounds of the commotion behind him. Looking at the screen he barked "Hey, Its 'Debbie does Dallas'! I remember digging that out of Deb's drawer." Deb whirled around her face beet red. "Shall I shoot you now or later?" she growled. "Aww shut up... Im watchin this. Geeze I didn't know she could lift her legs that high." Frantically searching around Deb located the main power switch and turned it off. The screen went blank and she heaved a sigh of relief. Looking back at the rest it seemed she had cut the power just in time. The haystack was in danger of collapsing again, the Lion/SSjMatty was lying in a pool of blood and the Tin Man/Porunga looked as if he were about to blow apart, his metal glowing a deep red with the heat. "Hey I don't turn it off when you're watching it at home!" huffed the dog. Choosing to ignore that comment Deb approached the dog with a menacing look on her face. *Flurrrppppp* (yes its that wind noise again) "I_thought_I_asked_you_to_investigate_that_noise." she said slowly each word punctuated. "I'm going... I'm going." yelped the mongrel and quickly high tailed it to the door. *Flurrrpppp* (you all know what this noise is by now.. if you don't then I ain't repeating the explanation) Noticing that the door wasn't quite shut the dog pushed his paw against it and nudged it open. He inched inside..... Suddenly the dog came stumbling out screaming "Burn my eyes out!.... please burn my eyes out!..." Deb looked up as the door continued to swing open she just caught notice of the two letters on the front... W.C. "Wizzy's Closet?" thought Deb and then she felt her own eyes scrambling to leave their sockets..... There sitting on the throne with his pants around his ankles reading the latest manga was the great Wizard of Auz. ~ TBC ~
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