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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 13
"Get off me!" screamed Deb from somewhere underneath the fairy's many frilly layers of skirt. "Oh my, I am sorry my dear." trilled the GFOTN/SSLP as she raised herself up. "I am still trying to perfect those landings." Deb picked herself up off the ground and dusted her clothes. "You know I am really beginning to get tired of this." she muttered. "Well it hasn't exactly been a picnic for me either." huffed Majintoto. "Yeah I know." sighed Deb. "I just want to go home." "You want to go home my dear?" said the GFOTN/SSLP. "Is there an echo or something around here?" scowled Deb. "Well Deb was all set to go home." said the Lion/SSjMatty. "But the Wiz kinda left without her." added the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "And now it looks like she's stuck here." finished the Tin Man/Porunga. "Thank you very much for that enlightening information. Are you sure you're not the Three Stooges?" huffed Majintoto. The fairy simpered again. "This is really beginning to give me a headache." muttered Deb. "Unless you know of a way for me to get back to Perth I suggest you flitter off Fairy as I'm not in the mood right now to deal with all this shit." "You're never in the mood." snickered the dog. A swift kick with a stilettoed foot soon silenced the dog. "Do you know how Deb and the dog can get back home?" asked the Lion/SSjMatty. "But of course I do." twittered the GFOTN/SSLP. "Then why the heck didn't you say so before?" yelped Majintoto. "You didn't ask." Deb groaned and began to smack her forehead against the Tin Man/Porunga's tin chest. "Why me.... why me....." she cried. "There, there..... It's all going to be okay." soothed the Tin Man/Porunga. Deb sniffed. "No its not..... I'm not going to see my stud farm again.... or my hubby..... or my favourite anime......" The sniffles continued. The Tin Man/Porunga grabbed the end of the Lion/SSjMatty's tail and passed it to Deb. "Here, dry your eyes and blow your nose, you're starting to make me rust." "Thanks and sorry." said Deb as she wiped her face and then blew her nose hard. She handed the used tail back to the Tin Man/Porunga who quickly passed it back to the Lion/SSjMatty. The Lion/SSjMatty looked at the 'used' item and dropped it with a disgusted look. "So you reckon you can send us home?" asked the brown mongrel as images of a dark eyed spaniel flashed before his eyes. "Sure. You could have gone home any time you wanted to." said the GFOTN/SSLP. "I could?" asked Deb then she narrowed her eyes suspiciously, "How? And why didn't you tell me this before?" "I didn't tell you because you needed to learn it for yourself." simpered the GFOTN/SSLP. "Learn what for crying out loud?" said Deb getting a tad frustrated. "To appreciate what it is that you already have I'm guessing." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "And since when did you become the all wise philosopher?" growled Deb. "Since he scored that peanut for his brain?" offered the Lion/SSjMatty. "Look here fairy." interrupted Majintoto. "You say that Deb and I could have gone home anytime we wanted to?" "Yes thats right." simpered the fairy. "Then how about you tell us just how we can do that." and the dog bared his teeth to show he wasn't joking. "Well all you have to do is click your heels together and say 'Theres no place like home' Oh and shut your eyes too." "Why do I have to close my eyes?" said Deb. "Cause thats how it works." "Who said?" "Just trust me." "The last time I did that I ended up here with a talking dog and an insanity case pending." "Look.... do you want to go home or not?" "Yes she does." yapped the dog. One way or another he was determined to get back home to Perth. "Let me just say goodbye to this lot then first fairy." said Deb and she moved to the Tin Man/Porunga. "You know I will never be able to watch heartbeat again without thinking of you." "Well thats sweet of you. I wont forget you either Deb." said The Tin Man/Porunga. "Yeah you sure know how to ruin a good show." muttered Majintoto. Swinging his axe the Tin Man/Porunga glared at the dog. Moving to the Lion/SSjMatty Deb ducked as the tail swung past. "Every time I see Fat Cat going to bed I will think of you." The Lion/SSjMatty was touched. Words eluded him as tears began to form. He snatched his errant tail and went to blow his nose on it... .......then changed his mind. Giving the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 a hug Deb spoke. "Thanks for being a good cushion for my rear end. Watch out for harvesting time, the last thing I need is to be feeding you to one of my nags." "Awww she cares ...." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Nahh she's just worried you will give the horse colic and cost her a fortune in vet bills." sniggered Majintoto. "Well if you are all through with the pleasantries I suggest we get going." said the GFOTN/SSLP. "Right!" said Deb and she picked Majintoto up. "Ready." The GFOTN waved her wand over Debs head in small circles as Deb began to click the heels of the stilettos together.... ....and fell over. "Dammit!" said Deb as she picked herself up. "Lets try that again shall we?" "Without the crash landing please" moaned Majintoto. They tried again. Deb clicked her heels together as the fairy waved the wand. Deb began to mutter "There's no place like home.... there's no place like home...... there's no place like home...." Cracking open an eye she was stunned to see they hadn't moved. "Shit.... we're still here." "Well duh!" said Majintoto. "So how come we haven't left yet fairy?" "Ummm I think it might have to do with the fact that Deb didn't find out for herself that there's no place like home..." said the GFOTN/SSLP. "Yes I did!" said Deb indignantly. "No you didn't... the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 told you." "Minor detail." huffed Deb. "So does this mean I can't get back to Perth?" The reply went unheard as there was a sudden roar as a large dark form appeared in the sky and then with a burst from its rockets came into land. The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 could now figure out what it was and so for the first time didn't lose his hay, The Lion/SSjMatty having yet to get courage fainted again and the Tin Man/Porunga rattled as he shuddered with the memory the large mecha supplied him with. Deb looked up over the glistening black paint as the cockpit door swung open. "You're drooling all over me." growled Majintoto. "Please stop before I drown." "Ohh... sorry." said Deb as she shut her mouth. A lithe figure swung down from the cockpit to land amid the misfit group. "We meet again" said the black clad figure cockily. "Ummm you wouldn't by any chance be going past Perth would you?" asked Deb. "I do believe its on my way." replied Duo. "Great! Any chance I can hitch a ride?" "Sure..... no problem. Just climb aboard." "Lets face it you just want to get back to your satin sheets and pj's." snickered Majintoto. "Satin sheets and pj's?" asked Duo cocking an eyebrow. "Yeah... She loves them." sniggered the dog. "Thats the last time I let you in the bedroom." said Deb. "What happened?" asked Duo. "She went to dive on the bed but when she hit she slid straight across and off the other side." sniggered the dog. "Yeah I had bruises for a week." huffed Deb, "Now do you think you can drop us off at Perth or not?" "Yep sure thing." said Duo as he tried to get the vision of Deb sliding across sheets out of his head. It was not something he needed to be picturing right now. "Thanks." Needing no second invitation Deb scaled the Gundanium legs and settled in the cramped cockpit, Duo joined her a moment later. Wit a final wave as the cockpit closed Deb settled back with Majintoto to enjoy the trip home. A short while later they were flying over familiar territory. Recognising Queenie's Canine Cocker Spaniel Kennels below Majintoto had an idea. "Hey Duo... reckon you could do me a huge favour here buddy?" "And what would that be?" asked the Gundam pilot. "Well a certain spaniel friend of mine is locked up down there and its playing hell on my paws trying to break through the concrete to bust her out. Do you think you could do some minor renovating with that scythe of yours? namely create a door?" asked Majintoto. Duo snickered. "Sure, why not, I kinda like blowing things up." and with that he swooped the Gundam low and fired up the thermal scythe. Seconds later and a couple of deft swings, a doorway had been created." "Thanks man, I owe you one." said the dog. "No problem." came the reply. "Now to get you home. Is that your place over there?" Deb peered through the small screen. "Yep it is." "Okay then coming in to land." said Duo. The roar of the engines was heard again as Duo swung the Gundam in the air and prepared to land. Moments later they were on the ground and the cockpit door opened yet again. The three piled out and dropped to the ground. Deb stood for a moment and looked around wondering why her hubby hadn't come running out to meet her. A small noise to the side caught her attention. "Ooops..." said Duo as he stared down at a pair of sneaker clad feet sticking out from under Deathscythe's left foot. Deb groaned. "I seem to recall something like this happening somewhere before. Thats how I ended up with these prissy red booties." Duo surveyed the mess. "Damm! I got guts on my Gundam's boot." Deb stared. "Hey Majintoto... come here.... dinner...." "Ewww.... No way!" woofed the dog. At that moment the feet began to shrink and shrivel up. "Not again!" said Deb as she looked at her feet to see the red stilettos disappear to be replaced by a pair of sneakers. "Oh well I guess I can live with that." she said. "So now what is the go? What are you going to do now that your hubby is gone?" asked Duo. "Ummm good question." replied Deb. "Well I'm heading for my spaniel. It's been too long since I last saw her." said Majintoto and with a woof of delight he took off at a run for the kennels. Deb watched as the dog disappeared. "So much for the faithful companion." she said. "I got a nice place up on L2. Wanna come see it?" asked Duo. Deb looked around at the farm. "Well there isn't any real reason for me to stay here now." she thought to herself. She looked again at the tall Gundam and then to Duo then to her feet and back to the farm..... "What the hell! I have always wanted to see space." and so she climbed back up into the cockpit. Duo followed and with a roar the Gundam Deathscythe rose up into the sky and vanished into the realms of space....... Footnote: There will be an epilogue to this. |
