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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Meanwhile down the road at 'Queenie's CCSK', a certain scruffy brown mongrel was doing its utmost to tunnel through concrete to get to the prize winning Spaniel Hot 4 Vegeta. A pair of soft brow eyes on the other side of the wire and that lolling panting tongue was all the motivation he needed. Frantically he scrabbled again, trying to find some sort of weakness in the concrete. Suddenly he stiffened & cocked an ear, then turned and went to run..... "sprung!!" he thought as a pair of legs and a broom came around the corner and began their pursuit of him. Back at the stud farm the afternoon peace had begun to descend and all were starting to doze off after enjoying a full lunch when the siesta was broken by the ringing of the doorbell. Deb reluctantly opened the door to find a rather irate Queenie standing there. A quick shove aside and Queenie entered the house.... "Come in why don't you..." muttered Deb. Majintoto froze. "Where is he? Where is that pathetic excuse for a dog ?" ranted Queenie. Deb looked up at the angry person. "Why? What do you want with my dog?" "He's been at my kennels again, trying to get to my prize winning spaniel! I wont have it! That dog is a menace. I cant afford to have his blood mixed with my champion blood lines! So give him to me now!" ranted Queenie. Deb paled. "What are you going to do with him?" she whispered. Majintoto's ears pricked up. "Why I'm going to take him to the vet and get him NEUTERED! then he cant taint my pure bloodlines with his scruffy parentage." cackled Queenie. "N...n...neutered?" stuttered Deb. Majintoto's fur stood up on end and his tail slunk between his legs. "Yes, you know, sterilized.... snip snip...... all gone..." said Queenie with an evil grin. Majintoto gave a yelp and tucking his tail firmly between his legs jumped off the couch & did his level best to get underneath it. Deb fainted. Queenie followed the sounds of frantic scrabbling and located Majintoto's rear end still sticking out from under the couch as he tried desperately to squeeze it under. With a triumphant shout she grabbed his tail and pulled him out. Taking him by the scruff of the neck she left the house and jumping on her bike rode off towards the vets. Majintoto assesed the situation quickly then from his position above Queenies lap he cocked his leg slightly and with the assisitance of the wind..... Bingo..... He peed all down the front of her shirt. Queenie screamed with shock & then disgust and twisted her arm around to bring the dog to her face. She stopped the bike and looked at the dog. "Think your smart dont you..." she growled. Majintoto growled back showing a row of white teeth and looking for all the world like he was mocking her. "Well instead of getting you neutered how about we have you put to sleep?" she threatend. Majintoto lunged forward and sank his teeth into the top of Queenies arm, Queenie promptly yelled and dropped him. He scrambled to his feet and with a triumphant 'woof!' high tailed it down the road and back to Deb. Deb was still on the floor having returned to the concious plane and was wondering how on earth she could get Majintoto back before the loss of the family jewels, when the said animal came bursting through the doggy door and slid across the floor to end up in a heap by her feet. Deb picked him up and rubbing his fur said " Come on, we had better get out of here for a while, at least until the old bat calms down." "Woof!" agreed Majintoto. Deb raced outside to the barn and grabbing a saddle & bridle quickly tacked up one of the horses and then with Majintoto in her arms swung herself into the saddle, gave the horse a dig in the ribs and they careered out of the yard and across the landscape in a wild uncontrolled gallop. So upset by the thought of what nearly happened to Majintoto Deb blindly urged the horse on... she didn't see the edge of the small cliff till it was too late. Majintoto put his paws over his eyes, the horse tried desperately to stop and Debs last conscious thought as they sailed over the edge was..... "Oh.. SHIT !!"................... The world slowly stopped its spinning and Deb blinked.
Eyes returning to focus and then scanning around she stared in awe.
Then her mind jolted back to what had transpired and she looked down
to see that she was still on the horse but alas it had hit the ground
with such force that it was firmly embedded to its hock's & knees
in the ground. Majintoto lay flat on his back just to the side. Deb
scrambled off the horse and picking up Majintoto she shook him awake. Majintoto felt someone shaking him. "But mummy I don't want to go to school, everyone thinks I'm a slut..." Deb raised Majintoto up and stared in disbelief. "Ummmm... I mean woof.... woof...." "Cut the crap... You can talk... I heard you!" said Deb shaking Majintoto again. "Puutt..... mmeeee.... dooownnn... dammmn iiit !!!" growled Majintoto. "How the hell should I know where we are, I'm only a dog! A talking dog granted but a dog none the less...." "If you are smart enough to talk then you are smart enough to know where we are." replied Deb. "The ability to speak does not make one intelligent." quipped Majintoto. Deb rolled her eyes and muttered "You said it." Then "Hey Qui-Gon said that in Star Wars!" "Not my fault I was strapped into the chair & forced to watch it with you!" mumbled Majintoto. Movement off to the side interrupted their conversation as several people began to arrive, peeking through the vegetation and around the sides of the trees. "What the f**k.." said Majintoto. Deb smacked Majintoto hard across the rear, "Don't
swear!" she hissed. *Smack!* Deb hit him again. "Hey stop hitting me woman!" growled Majintoto. "Stop your swearing then or would you rather I get you snipped?" Deb muttered. Majintoto quickly placed a protective paw over his crotch as a soft blue bubble type light floated down from the sky. Deb watched as the light suddenly began to slip, swerve and dive all over the place.... "Incoming!!!" she yelled and dropping Majintoto put her hands over her head and ducked. Majintoto landed again on his back by the horse. He looked up as the blue bubble aimed right for him, his eyes opened wide...... "Aghhhh oh fu......." *Splat* The blue bubble light landed with a thump squashing Majintoto beneath it.
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