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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Deb looked at the weird character before her trying to work out if she was for real. "Now I know for sure that we aren't in Perth!" she muttered under her breath. Then a movement out of the corner of her eye took her attention. Several 'midgets' came forth and scraping Majintoto off the ground they carried him off. "Help... Help... I'm being kidnapped by pygmies..." called Majintoto as he was born away. Deb watched... a small grin spread across her face.... "So deal with it.." she muttered then turned her attention back to the fancy fairy in front of her. "And just who might you be? Where are we? who are those midgets? just what are they going to do to my dog? is there any way home? and got anything to eat ? I'm starving....." The blue fairy giggled...... "One at a time my dear.... one at a time..... Firstly those little people or height deprived as they prefer to be termed are the natives of this particular area. We call them Munchkins, and dont worry they wont hurt your dog, he will be back shortly, they have just taken him to the pampered pooch parlour as a means of expressing their gratitude." "Hold it!! hang five a moment." said Deb..... "Gratitude?? what for? And just who the hell are you? I didnt get your name the first time around..." The fairy gave that annoying tinkly giggle again & Deb closed her fists & eyes in an attempt to keep herself under control. "Why I am Sunshine Lolly Pop the Good Fairy of the North but you can call me SSLP or GFOTN if you wish." "There's a few other things i could think of right now to call you ." thought Deb but kept her mouth closed. "So just where exactly are we???" "Why you are in the magical world of Auz." simpered SSLPGFOTN. "Whoa!!" said Deb taking a step backwards... this was really weird. "Maybe if you had said that earlier we wouldn't
be in this predicament." said a voice. Deb giggled "Well dont you look the picture." Majintoto chose to ignore this comment and tried to scrape the bow out with his feet. SSLPGFOTN continued to explain. "When you arrived here you killed Psyprass the Wicked Witch of the East and therefore freed the munchkins from their enslavement. Thats why they wanted to show their gratitude to you ." "Huh?... I don't remember killing any Psyprass or WWE orWWW or any dot com for that matter." stated Deb. Majintoto started to roll around laughing..... "Her kill anything?? you have got to be kidding me! Why she cant even swat a fly without going all squeamish!" Deb grunted & aimed a kick at Majintoto. She missed. "I'm sure If I had killed anyone I would remember it." she said. SSLPGFOTN pulled Deb by the sleeve over to where the horse was, still stuck in the ground. Sticking out from underneath the horses head were a pair of stripey sock clad legs, crowned with a pair of silver stilletto's. Deb put her hand over her mouth as she followed the length of the horses body to the tail where a black hat poked out. As Deb leaned forward so the horse cocked his tail and promptly relieved itself.... There came a muffled noise.... Deb leaned closer listening intently.... "Manure.... manure.... I hate manure...." said WWE/Psyprass. "Hey you stole that line from Back to the Future!" said Deb "So... bite me." came the reply. "Okay then." said Majintoto as he leapt forward & sunk in the fangs. "Arghhhhh!!!!!!" said WWE/Psyprass as she
began to shrivel up ..... Then WWE/Psyprass was gone and Deb promptly fell over twisting her ankle. Majintoto pulled himself out from under Deb. "Not again..." he thought. "Why did you go squash me for?" he growled. "Sorry, didn't mean to, I'm just not good with high heels..." said Deb as she pulled herself back upright. "Hey! Whats the deal here?" she said to SSLPGFOTN On her feet were the silver stillettoe's from the WWE/Psyprass. "Where's my riding boots?" Before anyone could answer there was a blinding flash...... and a boom.... then a huge cloud of dust appeared. Everything was obscured for a moment then... Varooommmm. The dust quickly cleared as a figure all dressed in black began to vacumn up the dirt. "Errr... sorry everyone. I guess the bag musta broke..." and the person finished cleaning up the mess. All done she turmed to face the crowd that was staring at her. "Hi there all..... remember me? I'm Queenie the Wicked Witch of the West, and thats my sister who just got squished." She glared at the crowd. "So who is responsible??? Tell me!!" Everyone started to move back and then the sun glinted off the stilletto's and hitting WWW.Queenie in the eye temporarily blinding her. Quickly regaining her composure she looked to see who was wearing the shoes. Her gaze landed on Deb then traveld down to her feet.
"Those are mine!! " screamed WWW.Queenie. Deb bent down to remove the stilletto's. "As far as I'm concerned you can have these damn kinky things witchy...." They wouldn't budge. "Hey Majintoto gimme a hand to get these things off will you?" Majintoto walked over "Why me? Always me.." he began to gnaw at the straps. "I'm afraid they wont come off at all." said SSLPGFOTN. "Whadda ya mean??" said Deb. "Well the stilletto's will stay on the feet of the person they descide is worthy of them until they want to leave or something else." said SSLPGFOTN. "And seeing as how you were the one to slay the WWE/Psyprass they obviously figured you were good enough for them so they have come to you." "You said there is another way to get them off??" said Deb. "Yes but I don't think you want to know what that is.." said SSLPGFOTN "Just tell us already!" screamed WWW.Queenie. "Well the only other way is if your ... ummm..... dead..... " Majintoto stopped his gnawing on the straps. "Gee lifes a b*tch at times....." he thought then sat down to see what was going to happen next. "Errr... Dead?" blinked Deb. "That can be arranged." cackled WWW.Queenie and she lunged herself at Deb. Deb dropped and pivoted then thrust her feet forward at the oncomming WWW.Queenie and dug the heels in. WWW.Queenie screamed in rage then dropped to the floor. Angrily she conftronted Deb. "Just you wait woman!! Just you wait!! I will be back... I will have those stilletto's... I WILL HAVE THEM!!" and with a whirl of her cape she jumped onto the vacumn cleaner and went to take off. The vacumn cleaner just sat there. "Ummm..... could someone please plug me in.." said WWW.Queenie. SSLPGFOTN picked up the end of the cord and reached towards the socket. She plugged it in and flicked the switch. The vacumn cleaner hummed into life and WWW.Queenie gave another manic laugh then flew off into the sky. The cord fed out behind her as she began to disappear then...... *TWANG* The cord pulled tight, strained then shot out from the socket. There was a scream as the vacumn cleaner and WWW.Queenie were reclaimed by the forces of gravity.
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