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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Chapter 3
Deb turned and with her hands on her hips stared at SSLPGFOTN. "Look here fairy, I dont give a damn about this fancy footwear, all I want to do is get the hell out of wherever it is that we are & get back home to good old Perth." "I agree." growled Majintoto. "Theres a certain spaniel that I have a date with.." The rustling of the undergrowth began again as the *height deprived* people began to emerge now that the danger of the WWW/Queenie had passed. Majintoto ran to hide behind Deb. "Great the pygmies again..." he growled. He still had a certain pink bow to get rid of from his last encounter with these strange midgets. Deb picked Majintoto up. "So just what is the deal with these little guys and how can I get back home?" The Munchkins all came forward to surround Deb & Majintoto. From out of nowhere a full orchestra sprang up and the Munchkins all began to sing....."High ho... the wicked witch, the wicked witch is dead..." Deb & Majintoto stuck their hands & paws over
their respective ears before screaming... The melody halted. "B..B..But this is a musical..." said SSLPGFOTN. "Not any more." said Deb "It has to be, there are songs all through. What about your part where you sing Somewhere over the rainbow?" said SSLPGFOTN slightly shocked that this person had the audacity to refuse to join in with the song. "Trust me, I cant sing. Look after my dog.. yes. Ride the nag... yes. Write fan fics... yes, hell even sketch if I really have to but as for singing...... there is no way." said Deb "I can vouch for that." woofed Majintoto. "You want to hear the racket when she tries to sing in the shower. Talk about off key!. Why we got sick of replacing the glass shower screen!" "Thanks a lot." said Deb and promptly dropped Majintoto back to the ground. "Fend for yourself." Majintoto looked & saw the Munchkins still watching him. He dived quickly behind Deb. SSLPGFOTN didn't look convinced but decided to let it pass. A munchkin tugged on her skirt. "Yes?" she asked. "Scuse me miss fairy but we may know a way for miss Deb & her dog to get back home." Deb turned and looked at the munchkin with renewed interest. "Tell me." she said and moved closer. The munchkin moved back slightly as Deb's entire 5 foot 3 inch frame towered over her. "He he he, I could get used to being this tall." said Deb. "So tell me, who are you little guys anyway?" "Geeze... add 2 inches to her height and she thinks shes wonder woman...." snickered Majintoto. The Munchkins all banded together. "Well I'm Auzzie
. This is Sauceman ." "Pleased to meet you and all that crap but tell me, you know a way I can get home?" "Why sure." the munchie's chorused. "Woo hooo.... great.. good stuff.... Hear that Majintoto? We are gonna be going home." said Deb & picked up the dog and twirled him around. "I think I'm gonna be sick." said Majintoto. "So how do I get home? What do I have to do?" asked Deb. "Easy..... Follow the Gravely road... Follow the gravely road... follow it.. follow it... follow it.. follow it ... follow the gravely road...." sang the Munchie's Deb smacked her forehead... " I thought we agreed already... no singing." "Sorry." sang the group. "Great.. a barber's shop quartet." growled Majintoto. "So we follow this gravely road then?" said Deb. "Yes" sang the Munchie's "Where to?" asked Majintoto. "Why to see the Wizard of course." said SSLPGFOTN "The WIZARD???!!!" cried Deb & Majintoto together. "Yes the Wizard. He lives in Anime City which is at the end of the gravely road. All you have to do is follow the road & ask the Wizard to send you home." giggled SSLPGFOTN. Deb looked at Majintoto. The look clearly asked "Were
these lot a few snags short of a bbq or what?" They moved towards the start of the road and stepped on. Immediately Majintoto went flying. His little paws slipping on the gravel. Deb picked him up. "Here I'll carry you." she said and tucking him under one arm she stepped onto the road and went to walk off. *crash* Deb slipped & fell. She picked herself up to find Majintoto once more underneath her. "I'm getting tired of being used as a cushion dammit!!" he snarled. "Sorry, its these stupid heels. I cant get used to them." said Deb & picking up Majintoto she took a few steps forward before crashing yet again. "Put me down you psycho woman! Your gonna kill me!" growled Majintoto. "Have it your way then." said Deb and she putt Majintoto on the road where he promptly found each paw sliding off in opposite directions. "This is worse than the trolleys at coles." said Deb. The Munchies and SSLPGFOTN all stood watching as Deb & Majintoto slipped, slid and falling down continued there way along the gravely road towards Anime City. "We're off *crash* to see the wizard.... *crash* the wonderful... *crash* *get off me! sorry* wizard of Auz..... "Think they will make it?" asked the Munchkins? SSLPGFOTN stroked her chin thoughtfully. "I seriously doubt it." she laughed. After some time and many bruising falls Deb & Majintoto found themselves at crossroad's. "Now which way?" asked Majintoto. "No idea." said Deb. "Well your the brains of the outfit, surely you have some idea?" said Majintoto as he scratched himself. "Nope... none. Hey maybe that person has a clue." said Deb and pointed to a guy comming up the rise. He was wearing jeans, t shirt, blue jacket, baseball cap and had a yellow dog type animal at his side. "Hey there." called Deb. "Would you know which road leads to Anime City?" The boy stopped. "Hi. My names Ash and I'm on my way to becoming a Pokemon master. This is Pikachu." he replied pointing to the yellow animal at his side. "Pleased to meet you. I'm Deb & this is my dog Majintoto. We are on our way to see the wizard at Anime City." said Deb. "Pika... Pika." said the yellow thing then spotting Majintoto its eyes lit up and a low "Chu..uuuuu. woo hooo..." came from its mouth. Majintoto didn't like the feral look that came into those eyes and ducked behind Deb. Pikachu followed trying to get Majintoto to play. Ignoring the animals *playing* around her ankles Deb discussed the various side roads with Ash, trying to work out the best way to get to Anime city. Finally they came to some sort of understanding. Feeling her leg getting scratched she turned to see Majintoto trying desperately to get her to pick him up. "Why? The last time I carried you you wanted me to put you down. Why the change of tune?" asked Deb. "I didn't have a crazy pikachu thingy trying to molest me then." yelped Majintoto. Deb bent down & picked up Majintoto. "It must be that pink bow." she giggled. "Dammit. is that thing still there?" and he frantically scrabbled to try to remove it. Pikachu meanwhile was frustrated at seeing the object of his affection being held out of his range so fired off a lightning bolt. At that point Deb had also moved to accommodate the wiggling Majintoto and promptly fell down again. The lightning bolt shot past its intended target and met with another one in the field, causing it to ignite. Deb, quick thinking as always, aimed Majintoto at the resulting fire and said "Pee!" Majintoto for once did as he was told and put out the fire. The smoke cleared and Deb stared at the form. "Oh great .... we found Jesus." said Deb & rolled her eyes. "I'll believe he's Jesus if he can turn water into wine for me." said Majintoto. "If your having wine then I'm out of here." "And what can a tipsy dog do to you?" "One drink & your anybody's...." said Deb smirking. "I could say the same about you." said Majintoto. "Oh shut up. So we just going to take his word for it then?" asked deb. "I'm not Jesus." said the figure. "Oh yeah? then why are you up on that cross then?" asked Deb. "I'm a Scarecrow." came the reply. "Oh sure and I'm Cujo." said Majintoto. The scarecrow managed to fall from his cross and sat up. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am SSJK2000 or the Scarecrow." he reached forward with his 'hand' "Ummm... I'm Deb & this is Cuj.. I mean Majintoto." said Deb & taking the proffered hand shook it scattering straw everywhere. "Oh great..... now we got to make hay while the sun shines." thought Majintoto "Maybe you can help us. We are on our way to Anime city to see the Wizard but I'm not sure which way to go from here." said Deb. "Sure... no problem... now was it this way? Or was it that way..." Majintoto looked at Deb. He sighed. It was going to be a long time till they saw home again. A yellow thing jumped infront of him. "Pikachu!!" it yelled. Majintoto yelped and jumped then ran.... "oh yeah it was going to be a very long time till they got home...."
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