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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Majintoto broke into her thoughts "Hey woman!! remember me??" he yelped and dodged as a yellow streak hurtled past. "Yeah... yeah..." said Deb and picked Majintoto up again. She stared off over the hill. "So do you have any idea which way to Anime city?" she asked the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 again. SSJK2000/scarecrow just looked at her. "Umm well I know it has to be one of these roads." He scratched his head scattering straw about the place. "How long have you been there?" asked Ash "Ummm you know what? I cant remember. You see its kinda hard to think of things when you don't have a brain." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Majintoto looked at the hay bale in disbelief. "What do you mean you dont have a brain?" Scarecrow/SSJK2000 stared at Majintoto. "Hey.. aren't you a dog?" Majintoto growled. "Well I was the last time I looked." "But dogs cant talk." "Who said they can't?" "Umm its common knowledge, dogs do not have the capacity to talk" said Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "I thought you said you didn't have a brain?" said Majintoto. "I don't" "Then how do you know that dogs can't talk?" "Well I umm.. that is I understand that... errrr..... Oh what was it we were talking about?" Majintoto snickered to himself. This Hay stack was denser than he first thought. Then he turned his attention back to Deb & Ash who were still trying to work out which was the road to Anime city. "Well it can't be that way as I have just come from there and left Brock back in a small village with a girl he met. " said Ash. Deb frowned and absently shook her leg to dislodge the yellow bundle that was trying to climb up it. "What about that way?" "No , I know its not that way." said Ash somewhat evasive. Deb picking up on the tone pried further. "How do you know its not that way?" "Umm trust me ... it isn't." said Ash as he started to turn slightly red. Majintoto's ears pricked up, something was going on here. He looked down at Pikachu who was staring lustfully at him from the ground and stuck his tongue out. "Maybe I should go that way & find out for myself." said Deb "I can assure you that Anime city isn't that way." said Ash who was by now a bright red. "Theres something your not telling me here Ash." said Deb. "Didn't you used to have a girl with you as well?" asked Majintoto, as he continued to pull funny faces at Pikachu. "Yeah..... Misty." Ash's face took on a faraway look as the girls name was spoken. From out of nowhere sprang up violins. Deb rolled her eyes. "Hey! I thought we agreed
no music!!" she yelled raising her fist & shaking it at the
heavens. "Neat trick." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Shame she can't do the same with this yellow peril." growled Majintoto as he cast death glares at Pikachu. "So getting back on track here, just what happened to you & Misty then? Did you have a fight or something?" asked Deb. "Well... no... not exactly. Lets just say she found a more interesting occupation." Deb scratched her head... "Huh?" "She joined Madame Maxines Marvellous, Multitalented Menagerie." said Ash. Debs eyebrows disappeared into her hairline. "Your jokin..." "Nope." "The pay must be pretty good then." "You better believe it. She earns more in a week than I do in a whole year of being a pokemon trainer." Ash shook his head dejectedly. "Its going to take me forever to save up enough money to spend just one hour with her..." The violins went to start up again but a threatening look from Deb silenced them. The group stood in silence, each alone with their thoughts. Deb wondering if she would ever make it home again, Majintoto dreaming of a certain brown eyed spaniel, Pikachu dreaming of a certain brown haired Majintoto, Scarecrow/SSJK2000 wondering if he would ever get a ??? what was it he needed??? and Ash had thoughts of his beloved Misty & how the heck he could raise the fee she charged....... Then...... "insert team rocket saying in here" "Agghhh!!!" screamed Deb and jumped into Scarecrow/SSJK2000's arms in fright. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 who's hay body couldn't take the weight of Deb & Majintoto promptly collapsed into a heap on the floor. "Atishoo... atishooo..." sneezed Deb. "Great thats all I need, my hay fever to start. And who the hell are you two scaring the living daylights out of a person?" she added glaring at the blue haired boy & red haired girl. "Thats team Rocket" said Ash... "They always show up at the wrong time." A light bulb appeared above Majintoto's head, he scampered over to Deb and whispered in her ear. Deb smiled and nodded. Majintoto sat & waited. Deb managed to stand up and after blowing her nose & slowing her streaming eyes she looked at Ash then at Pikachu and finally at team rocket before clearing her throat. "I have a proposition here guys... one that I am sure will suit everyone." They all looked up at Deb and waited to hear her proposal. "The way I see it Ash , you want to spend some time with Misty but dont have enough money to do so." Ash nodded his head in agreement. "Team Rocket is always trying to pinch Pikachu off you but hasn't succeeded as yet." Team Rocket acknowledged this. "Well here's my solution to everyone's problems..... Ash sell Pikachu to Team Rocket. Then you will have enough money to pay for Misty and become a real master, Team Rocket will get the Pokemon they have been after for ages, Majintoto will get some peace and I just might find out which way to Anime city!" The group thought about this simple solution for a moment. "Thats a brilliant idea." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "I wonder why I didn't think of something like that." "Maybe its cause you havent got anything in that head of yours but straw." growled Majintoto. "Sounds good to me." said Ash Team Rocket agreed and after some quick bartering on both sides a price was agreed upon. With that settled Team Rocket with a rather stunned Pikachu left down one road, Ash with his wallet bulging headed off in the other direction to find his Misty and have a good old fashioned night to remember. Deb found herself alone again in the middle of the crossroad's. Well alone except for the Hay stack & one relieved dog. "Come on... Anime city has to be this way." she said and went to walk off down the Gravely road. The Scarecrow/SSJK2000 linked his arm through Debs and went to walk with her. Deb went into a sneezing fit and promptly fell down. Majintoto rolled his eyes.... "Look if you are going to come with us I think you had better walk behind her." he growled at the hay stack. "That way you wont set her hay fever off and also provide a cushion for when she falls." "Oh okay." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "Ummm Where are we going again?" "We're off to see the Wizard." "Oh okay.... and errr who are you ?" "I just told you who we were a few minutes ago." "Oh... did you? Sorry I forgot." Majintoto sighed. he was really beginning to long for home. "Wait .. who am I ?" "Your the Scarecrow/SSJK2000." said Deb starting to run out of patience. "Umm you sure?" Deb and Majintoto both gave him a death glare. "Wait.... maybe I am Jesus...... Bow before your god." Deb looked at Majintoto and reached into her pocket withdrawing a box of matches. She smiled at the dog and then stared at the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. She lit a match... "Want to see him turn Super-saiyajin? " she asked Majintoto snickered. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 looked at the lighted match and shook so much that all his hay fell out. Deb blew out the match. "So much for that idea." she said and gathered up the hay into a bundle and tying it together they again slipped and crashed their way along the gravely road. *Some time later* "I have got to go to the toilet." said Deb and she began to look around for some bushes to hide in. "Humans" said Majintoto. "It's all right for you, you can just cock your leg..... I need a bit more privacy." said Deb. "Wait here and guard the hay pile ." said Deb as she placed the Scarecrow/SSJK2000's neat bundle on the gravely road. "I wont be a tic." and with that she disappeared into the forest. Majintoto sat down next to the hay pile. "I got a good mind to cock my leg on you." he muttered. Suddenly from within the forest came a scream. Majintoto hearing his mistresses cry took off... in the opposite direction. Deb, thinking she had found the perfect spot to go to the loo stood with her hand over her mouth staring. She had managed to 'bump' into a rather large object. Her eyes scanned up the legs over the body past the bat style wings, over the arms, one of which held a thermal scythe to stop at the 'head'. Then her attention was drawn back to the legs where a smaller metal figure stood attached to one of the *shins*. The tin man looked at Deb, his eyes pleading, then he opened his mouth and spoke. "Do you think you could possibly remove this growth from me?" he asked. Deb screamed.
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