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" The Wizard of Auz " Written By: Debs-dragon and Majin_Vegeta Disclaimer: We don't own the various copyrighted characters that appear. The 'mad board' members all appear willingly....(well most do). The wizard of oz belongs to its creator we just wanted to play.... Rating: R. Contains some language. Notes: Kris and I got together with the idea of taking the story of Dorothy and the wizard and substituting the characters with our own members from the Madman bulletin board. The entire place has been changed from Kansas to Perth and Oz to Anime land. We had a lot fun writing this & hope you enjoy reading it and get a smile from it.
The Wizard of Auz Dorothy : Debs-dragon Wicked witch of the West : Queenie The Munchkins : Shinniath, ~Trunks~, Sauceman, Aussie
girl. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THE WIZARD OF AUZ
Part 5 Having recovered from the initial shock Deb stared at the tin figure that had spoken. Once more her eyes traveled over the small tin man to the much larger version that he was attached to. "Ummm What the heck?" said Deb. Majintoto having no further reason to run decided to head back and see if there was anything left of Deb. He slunk through the undergrowth and then seeing a flash of metal up ahead crawled quietly closer. His ears picked up on the sound of Deb's voice. "How on earth did you get into this mess?" asked Deb. "I really don't think you want the full story but suffice to say I was out here chopping wood when it began to rain, not only did I start to rust but I also got zapped by a bolt of lightening and when I came to I found this... this.... this thing had somehow sprouted from me." said the Tin Man/Porunga. And he waved his hand at the taller tin figure. Majintoto feeling that it was pretty much safe to come out, pushed his way through the bushes and into the small area. Deb looked around at the noise. "Hah! Finally decide to return did we?" "Well you seemed to be coping quite well without me." huffed the brown mongrel. "You give a whole new meaning to the word watch dog" snickered Deb "Oh I don't know" said Majintoto "All you do is watch from a distance!" snorted Deb. "Well you need to check these things out first, you can't just rush in head first you know." "Ahem.... I hate to break this reunion up but do you think you could possibly do something about this growth?" said the Tin Man/Porunga. "Its really hard to move you know." Majintoto looked up & down the length of the two tin figures and whistled slowly. Moving closer to Deb he muttered, "So... any bright ideas Einstein?" Deb absently scratched her chin. "Hmmmm What we really need is one huge ass axe."and she looked towards the Tin Man/Porungas hand. Majintoto looked at Deb and then to the Tin Man/Porunga's hand which clutched at a smallish axe. He rolled on the floor laughing..... "Good luck then!" he said. Deb continued to think. "A blow torch would be even better." she said. "And just where do you propose to get one of those out here?" said Majintoto Deb's mouth curled in a wicked grin. "I suppose we could always get the hay stack and light him up." "ha ha ha..... I hate to throw a spanner in your works but I don't think he would last long enough to make so much as a dent." said Majintoto. "I heard that .." came a muffled voice from the direction of the gravely road. "You were supposed to ..." woofed Majintoto. "Maybe if we re assemble the Scarecrow/SSJK200 he can give us a hand." said Deb and she headed back to the hay pile and began to restuff the various items of apparel with the straw. "Thankyou." said Scarecrow/SSJK200, "I have been doing some deep and inner soul searching and I think I have finally managed to get in touch with the real me." "Oh please...." said Majintoto "Next thing you will be telling us you are made up of different types of straw!" "Well now that you mention it...." "Oi you two." said Deb tapping her foot, "Have you forgotten that we still have a certain tin man to set free here?" The two turned and walked over to study the tin mans predicament in more detail, Deb followed behind them when suddenly she noticed Majintoto's hackles rise. "What is it?" she asked. "Im not sure." replied Majintoto. "Well I'm stuffed if I can see or hear anything." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Lets face it, your just stuffed." snickered Majintoto. So engrossed in their snide remarks were the pair that they didn't notice the figure slide out from the undergrowth and wrap an arm around Deb pulling her into an arm lock. The other hand reached under her neck holding a blade to her throat. "Eeeep." was all Deb managed to squeak out. Majintoto & Scarecrow/SSJK200 turned at the noise to be confronted by Deb being held 'prisoner' by a tall slender youth dressed in a priests outfit with a long chestnut braid cascading down his back. "One move and she gets it." said the youth. Majintoto yelped and ran behind Scarecrow/SSJK2000. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 began to shake so much that all his hay fell out and he was once more reduced to a mound of straw with Majintoto buried underneath. The youth began to laugh at the sight and slowly let the knife drop from Deb's throat. "If this was the type of help she had then there wasn't much of a threat to him." he thought. Deb managed to wriggle free of the youths grasp and turned to face her assailant. Her eyes lit up with recognition. "Hey arent you Duo Maxwell ?" she asked. The youth put his hands on his hips and cocked his head "Who want's ta know?" "I thought you looked familiar. And that huge metal monster.... thats a Gundam? right?" Duo nodded his head "Yes!!" Deb punched the air then promptly fell over as she once more lost her balance in the stilettos. Duo helped her back up onto her feet. "So whats the deal here with the walking hay stack and the brown fuzzy ferret?" he asked. "I am not a fuzzy ferret!" said Majintoto indignantly as he pulled himself out from underneath the pile of hay. "I will have you know I am a terrier of great ancestry." "In other words a low class wimp of a mongrel.." muttered Deb as she started once more to stuff the hay back into the clothing that was the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "Thanks." said the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. He looked at Duo, "Im the ? Errrr who am I again?" "Your the brainless wonder." snickered Majintoto. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 scratched his head, "I am?" "Oh look forget it guys." said Deb and then turning back to Duo she continued. "We are on our way to Anime central to find the Wizard of Auz so that Majintoto and I can get back home to Perth. But there has been so much shit going down like you wouldn't believe. First we get attacked by this mad witchy poo, then I end up with these spiky heels on my feet, then we find the hay stack, not to mention a yellow rabid thing that had the hots for my dog and now I find a Tin man/Porunga attached to your Gundam." Tin man/Porunga waved. "I would still like to get this removed you know." he said indicating the Gundam. "Yeah, yeah, I hear you." said Deb. "I thought after the last battle in space that Deathscythe had stopped with the mystery sproutings." said Duo. "Sproutings?" "Yeah. For a while there I found odd lumps forming on the metal of the suit when it got wet but I managed to get rid of them before they got too big. I must have missed that one." said Duo. "The Chinese guy that I got the Gundam from told me to try not to get it wet, dont let it get into direct contact with the sun, and most importantly never to feed it after midnight..." Deb looked down to find Majintoto scratching at her leg. She bent down & picked him up, he growled softly in her ear. "I think this dude has been watching too much Gremlins." "I think your right...." whispered Deb. "Ummm... I think we should separate the two dont you?" Duo began to climb up the Gundams leg towards a hatch. Deb shaded her eyes & watched. "Hey what are you doing?" she yelled and then promptly ran as a large object thudded to the ground beside her. "Be careful!" "Ooop's... Sorry..." came the muffled reply and then Duo landed with a thump on the other side of Deb. Deb rolled her eye's "Why me?..... why is it always me?..." Duo picked up the object and headed towards the Tin man/Porunga. "Just bear with me here old Buddy and we will have you rid of this thing in just a few tics....." he said. "Thank you so much, you have no idea how hard it is trying to move with this thing attached to me." said Tin man/Porunga. Duo looked up and glared. "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my buddy here.." growled Duo indicating to Deathscythe, and with that he fired up the object. Flames shot out of the end. Scarecrow/SSJK2000 shot up the nearest tree. Majintoto shot into the undergrowth. Deb drank the shot that was offered to her. In a matter of seconds the blowtorch had cut the ties that bound the two metal morons together and Duo switched it off. "Okay, its safe for you all to come out now." he said smirking. "Awww does that mean I dont get another shot? " said Deb. "Thankyou for freeing me." said the Tin man/Porunga. "No problem." chorused the rest of the group. "You said you were on your way to see the Wizard. Do you think I could tag along?" "Why do you want to see the Wizard?" asked Scarecrow/SSJK2000 "I wonder if he could help me get my heart back." said Tin man/Porunga. "Your heart ?.... How the heck did you lose your heart?" asked Deb. "Well there was this girl you see...." mumbled Tin man/Porunga. Suddenly he was interrupted by the distant sound of an approaching vaccy and a manic cackle. "Incoming!!" Yelled Deb, "Take cover!" and everyone once more shot up, under, into or down. The vaccy hovered and WWW/Queenie peered down and around at the various places everyone was hiding in. "Well, well, well, what have we got here then?" "I have no idea witchy. Why not take a shot in the dark?" giggled Deb. "I told you what would happen if you had a drink." growled Majintoto. "Awww.... it was only a one shot!" snickered Deb and fell over landing on Majintoto. "Oomph.... get off me woman!!" growled the dog. WWW/Queenie stared at the group. "So you think you can escape me by going to the Wizard do you? Think you can get him to remove those stilettos do you?" "Thats an awful lot of thinking..." said Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "How would you know?" snarled WWW/Queenie. "Ummm... well, thats a good point..." stammered Scarecrow/SSJK2000. The Tin man/Porunga opened his mouth and went to say something but a glare from WWW/Queenie changed his mind and he quickly shut it again. "Yes, Better to keep it shut or I will turn you into a beehive and stuff a mattress with your friend." smirked WWW/Queenie. "Mattress? Did someone say a mattress? " said Deb and blinking she raised herself from her rather uncomfortable position on the ground releasing Majintoto as she did so. "Im sure you have put on weight." he growled at Deb. WWW/Queenie whirled around at the sound of Deb's voice. "Ahhh come here you, I want those stilettos." and she made a dive for Deb. Deb rolled out of the way and grabbing a hold of the leg of the Gundam she pulled herself upright and started to climb up the leg. WWW/Queenie shrieked and jumping on her vaccy went to give chase. A rumbling sound stopped them both in their tracks. Slowly five sets of eyes turned skyward to be greeted by a pair of glowing green orbs as the Gundam came to life. WWW/Queenie realizing that the odds were slightly stacked against her decided that retreat was the safest option and throwing the vaccy into reverse she hastily backed away. Deb grinned at the sight and then gulped and tightened her grip as she felt the Gundam shake. WWW/Queenie screamed and throwing the vaccy into top gear fled the scene as fast as she could.......... not quite fast enough......... The thermal scythe flared into life and an iridescent green glow surrounded the 'blade' "Oh wow..." said Deb as she watched the blade curve gracefully through the air causing a shower of sparks as it severed the extention lead.... The vaccy coughed, spluttered and then died. It stopped and plunged vertically once more to the ground. "Oh damn! not again!!" were the last words heard as WWW/Queenie followed the vaccys descent into the cloud of dust. Back in the clearing Deb, Majintoto, Scarecrow/SSJK2000 and Tin man/Porunga were all saying their thanks and good byes to Duo and Deathscythe before once more making their way back to the gravely road to find the Wiz. As they continued along still slipping, sliding and falling down re arranging the Scarecrow/SSJK2000's stuffing as they landed on him so Deb was really quiet. "Whats up?" asked Majintoto. "Huh? What do you mean?" said Deb. "You have been quiet ever since we left the pilot & his pal." said Majintoto. "Maybe he stole her heart like mine was nicked" said Tin man/Porunga. Deb blushed. "Hey shut up and leave me alone." she said. "Oh yeah... now we know..." snickered Majintoto. Deb glared. "Look you have got your spaniel so just let me dream about my Duo!" "Isn't your husband enough !" teased Majintoto. "Just you wait till we get home and I tell him of this." "You dare open your mouth and I will tell a certain spaniel about you and that yellow Pikachu thing." growled Deb, her voice low & menacing. "Hey that was rape!" yelped Majintoto. "Oh yeah sure.... You were making some very interesting and funny whimpering sounds." "It's called having a lightning bolt zapped up your ass." growled Majintoto. "Any excuse..." said Deb. "Go ahead then and tell her, I know she will believe me and not you." snarled Majintoto. "Come on baby light my fire..." retorted Deb. and poked her tongue out. "Don't tempt me wench!" So absorbed in their arguing were they that they didn't realize that the Tin man/Porunga had stopped and they crashed into him once again sending themselves sprawling in an undignified heap a top of the Scarecrow/SSJK2000. "This is getting to be a bit monotonous." said Deb as she hauled herself up to her feet. Leaning against the Tin man/Porunga for support she asked, "Why did you stop?" Tin man/Porunga pointed his axe to a spot ahead in the road. Six eyes followed the line of the point to where a rather large tawny lion stood blocking their path. Three heart rates and four breathing rates went off the scale as the lion turned his head to stare at them. He opened his mouth showing two rows of gleaming white teeth. Majintoto fainted, Tin man/Porunga rusted to the spot, Scarecrow/SSJK2000 promptly lost all his hay again and Deb?....... Deb swallowed hard and searches frantically for the shot glass. The lions throat rumbled and he opened his mouth further. Deb squeezed her eyes shut. "Meow"
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